Company of Heroes: Eastern Front
Other discussions (Read-Only) => Off Topic => Topic started by: Paladin88 on August 09, 2011, 03:05:20 AM
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Ha ha, I decided to make this an official troll topic. Just troll away (leave the other topics alone). If yer devoted to yer trolling just post here once a day and see just how real persistant you are.
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I believe this is a place for redguard. ::)
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I WANT MAUS GIMME THE MAUS NOW.
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@Cranial: beware! What if RedGuard appear behind you when you're playing CoH and his guy Sturmovik waiting outside the room ;D
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BTW the red dude and IJoe was banned forever didn't they ?
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Red was suspended for 7 days. IJoe has never been reprimanded. He simply left of his own accord.
You can see the Hall of Shame here:
http://easternfront.org/forums/index.php?topic=1932.0 (http://easternfront.org/forums/index.php?topic=1932.0)
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MrQ made the same mistake like me... :( I tried to tell but too late.
PS: why RG is banned for 7 days? ???
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For abusive trolling I'd say.
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Nevermind what I said, sorry. I just knew it.
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Trollolol
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@Rainbow Dragon: I knew where you sleep at night ;D
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To you all that want the maus it is not gonna happen in this mod there is a other mod that has it, wich mod this is i am not going to tell you. ;D
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soviets are op, ostheer will be op.
blitzkrieg is way better balanced and a way better mod.
;D 8) ;D
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I STILL WANT THE MAUS MUAHAHAHAHAH. Nah keep trolling guys.
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Redguard WAS banned for 7 days after he left the balance team due to his negativity.
He's still around...trolling. His end will come soon.
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Dont take my saying too serious, it's a joke for god sake ^_^!
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Trolling in an Official troll thread...kinda strange. I want controllable planes. I WANT CONTROLLABLE PLANES.
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I WANT WAR DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trollolol
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Epic trolling by Russian singer from the 70's
Short Version:
Trololo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA#)
Full Version trololololo (full version with lyrics as seen on the Colbert Report) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FUR_nhGX8#)
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They have a funny vid of trolling on College Humor on youtube ^^.
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this movie... is impossible :o
trolololololoooollllooooo!
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Epic trolling by Russian singer from the 70's
Short Version:
Trololo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA#)
Full Version trololololo (full version with lyrics as seen on the Colbert Report) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FUR_nhGX8#)
EPIC classic. I think RedGuard is his son^^
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Damn we pick on him alot LOL
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Guys, just forget about RedGuard :P.
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He trolls the forum the forum trolls back a thousand times. The trolls revenge! :D
It would fir with him being the Trololol guy's son. Latter is from Russia and Red is a Sowjet fanboy ;)
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forget the Maus I WANT AN AMI T28
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I love the trololo guy. Check this one out too:
Trolling Saruman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc#ws)
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LOL
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Trolling all the way down. ;D ;D
Post Merge: August 10, 2011, 07:36:00 AM
Guys, watch this
trolololol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o#)
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I guess it fits best here. This guy is just a typical example of everthing that's out there:
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7317/trollolol.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/trollolol.jpg/)
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I guess it fits best here. This guy is just a typical example of everthing that's out there:
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7317/trollolol.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/trollolol.jpg/)
Well, currently there are some broken units ^^... hopefully after the next update that should be fixed.
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He just didn't want to listen to me and ragequitted :P
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You guys are fat, go on a bloody diet for god sakes
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I guess it fits best here. This guy is just a typical example of everthing that's out there:
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7317/trollolol.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/trollolol.jpg/)
I am terribly sorry for the behaviour of my countryman -.-'
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And exactly what make you deduce such a conclusion ???. Or is it all part of the trolling nature :D
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http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf (http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf)
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http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf (http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf)
You made my day! :D
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http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf (http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf)
I want to meet the genius who did this.
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http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf (http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_2715.swf)
You made my day! :D
+1
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Troll face always laugh me :P.
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Say " Troll!" ;D
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTo1K6f2rTyf5eDbITUIedMuYaVBgLPb3sntVtBxPktaTuRHA6B)
(http://malicepsychotik.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-bin-laden-pictures-2-500x412.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yrfvmRZuTtI/S-wzc06MGdI/AAAAAAAAABY/yoCowf2TcLY/s1600/TrollFace.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I_PSstq60EA/Tfyv15XLjOI/AAAAAAAAGDw/q-OXKZZxYK4/s1600/owner+troll+face.jpg)
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( eyes start bleeding ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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"My Eyes My Eyes they bleed"
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i want to see more ! MORE ! vid. Gimme more!
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I wish my name could be in the Hall of Shame... the problem is I want it to look like some really dodgy crime that is sort of like huh?
lol, love the vids :P
Post Merge: August 16, 2011, 02:54:48 AM
Bumpage,
If you can't beat 'em, join em
If you can't join 'em, Smurf 'em
If you can't Smurf him, drop hack 'em
3 golden rules of a "gentlemen's" engagement
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I made a slight typo that sent the calculation off by several orders of magnitude. It's been corrected
There is no final changelog yet. Our internal changelog has to be cross-checked for errors and such before being revealed to you guys. Just know that the ZiS-3 is no longer with us...
:'( Waaaaaaaaaa, i want my Zis back ! I want my Zis ! Don't you dare take it away from me.
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Stop whining. That's gonna get you jack shit to be honest.
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I made a slight typo that sent the calculation off by several orders of magnitude. It's been corrected
There is no final changelog yet. Our internal changelog has to be cross-checked for errors and such before being revealed to you guys. Just know that the ZiS-3 is no longer with us...
:'( Waaaaaaaaaa, i want my Zis back ! I want my Zis ! Don't you dare take it away from me.
Too late :P.
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But since it gone what will take its place ?
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But since it gone what will take its place ?
Wait for the next patch.
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Something bigger,faster,stronger, better
Like this :P
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It's no secret that the ZiS-3 is not going to be on the next update (I think will be called 1.500) :P.
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Something more epic like this ?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/BS-3-batey-haosef-1.jpg/739px-BS-3-batey-haosef-1.jpg)
or this
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/152mm_m1935_gun_05.jpg/450px-152mm_m1935_gun_05.jpg)
even this
(http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k162152_Russian%20WW1%20305mm%20Pattern%201915%20Mortar.jpg) ;D
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No. You got your answer
Wait for the next patch.
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I knew i'm just "trolling"
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And I'm reverse trolling ;D
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Zis gun! 4thewin!
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I want 88s to have one shot kills! Add the Pak 41/43!
I love a troll thread.
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I want all setting of the 1.5 is exactly the same as 1.0 :P :-*. And do not touch and nerf my Soviet !!!
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my fing gawd if you nerf the sOveits 1 mor time i'am leaving this Grman fanbiy foums!
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nerth the soviets and I will get the zis's on you!!!!
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Add this devs
Trolololo!!!
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lol, Historical accuracy (and photoshop) ftw
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I WANT IT!!!!
Give me a f*****g AT-AT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At guns can go to hell, just make every faction have access to goliaths and cheap ;)
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Games would only last a few min then XD
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Give me the release date of the next patch now !!! Or i'll troll the forum off with my troll storm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1jC_hi45A0M/Tc-XsvU1RSI/AAAAAAAADCY/dLlMSwdkT8Q/s1600/sand+storm_n.jpg)
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this looks serious, lol ;D
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Well, we have fixed most of the "new" bugs that rose last week :P.
Mortar bug, checked.
Nashorn bug, checked.
Of course wouldn't know what those means XD...
We need to wait for the Balance Team finish to commit their tests and also give a little more time to translators to finish their stuff :P.
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Give me the release date of the next patch now !!! Or i'll troll the forum off with my troll storm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1jC_hi45A0M/Tc-XsvU1RSI/AAAAAAAADCY/dLlMSwdkT8Q/s1600/sand+storm_n.jpg)
You rather mean this, right?
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2985/trollrofl.jpg)
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Give me the release date of the next patch now !!! Or i'll troll the forum off with my troll storm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1jC_hi45A0M/Tc-XsvU1RSI/AAAAAAAADCY/dLlMSwdkT8Q/s1600/sand+storm_n.jpg)
You rather mean this, right?
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2985/trollrofl.jpg)
hahahahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D
Maxi, you are the master of Photoshop xD
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hahahahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D
Maxi, you are the master of Photoshop xD
Thanks, but that's just something basic ;)
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If I saw that I think I would start laughing :P. Or say WTF ;D
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Ifyou see it and listen carefully, you can hear a deep, thunder-like "trollololololll"..
:P
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Check my new sig : o
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Check my new sig : o
Lolz
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Trololo Explorer ;D
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Now I see why IE doesn't follow most of the W3C rules XD...
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I mean first of all, just look at the conscripts they look skinny as hell the poor men seem like they havent eaten anything since World War 1, no wonder they cant beat Pioneers.
2nd:The sniper ace looks like a cross between jesus and chuck norris and yet shamefully it doesnt have the final judegement round house kick that instantly destroys the enemy base or anything close to the ufo destroying the white house (independence day)
To fix this I propose to let every soviet infantry have an ability called the drunken red tide, in which they will walk the opposite direction you click them and they will shoot anything even themselves, that way you can confuse the axis players, then they will sit back and watch the su infantry finish themselves off, while your Is2s ( That must have camoflouge ability!!) Sneak into the base
Thank you very much ;D
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Pure ridiculousness. I LOVE MY RED ARMY!
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Your suggestions will be considered for the next balance patch...
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I believe this belongs in the troll thread :P
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Merged, both had of similar topics.
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How dare you touch my topic, I will report you to the moderator >:(
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O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
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Rizz your sig is awesome! I am adding to mine now.
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How do you make the afro smiley :P
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Donors Secret ;D
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Donors Secret ;D
Pretty sure most of them don't know it either.
I'll give you a hint, "quote"
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Shhh.
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Donors Secret ;D
Pretty sure most of them don't know it either.
Sorry, I meant something else.. Inner circle shit ;D
Shhh.
+1
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If you say so :-X :P
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^-^
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Why don't you added this weapon yet? WHY????????
Beee-eeee-eeeng!
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twin barelled bemg52 :o
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If you add that you must add gatling camel ;D
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Hey at least one or 2 were made :P
(http://naziufomythos.greyfalcon.us/kugelblitz.jpg)
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<3
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ahh comn that tank looks sexy! Just for that reason we should implement it ;D
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ahh comn that tank looks sexy! Just for that reason we should implement it ;D
+1, there ain't no way around it! :P
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Ok, In the next patch, I hope to see the sniper ace do something like this
(http://i52.tinypic.com/11r8b69.jpg)
I will be dissapointed if I dont see this
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OMGWTFWTHLULZROFLLMFAO ;D
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This mod needs this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAfoiN5SDw&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAfoiN5SDw&feature=player_embedded#)!
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This guy is red, he could help the red faction.I think you'll agree with me.
(http://img.b-zone.ro/images/69636403440301344844.bmp)
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Vet 3 Tankhunters have bazooka upgrade.
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I want rifleman to have bazooka's ;D
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Why bazookas when you have the alien ray guns :P ;D
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110722145841/callofduty/images/thumb/a/a9/Raygunprofile.png/640px-Raygunprofile.png)
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I want rifleman to have bazooka's ;D
Play the mod, Back to the hedges then.
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If riflemen get rays guys vet 3 KCH should get this ;D ;D ;D
Ive never heard of this mod :P.
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I want to change Knights Cross Holders picture to this:
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I want to change Wehrmacht Officer picture to this:
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Lightsaber knight cross holder :D chop down waves of conscript and use the "force" to wipe out a battalion of T-34 in a blink of an eye :o
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Wher get Vader :P. Then Americans get yoda >:D. And clone troopers :P
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Wher get Vader :P. Then Americans get yoda >:D. And clone troopers :P
Droids and Droideka for PE, Gungan's Army for Russians. ;D
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
Because Sovets are OP, NERF'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :P ;D :P ;D
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
Because Sovets are OP, NERF'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :P ;D :P ;D
XD You sound like someone else ;D
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
Because Sovets are OP, NERF'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :P ;D :P ;D
XD You sound like someone else ;D
Shhhhh.. He is constantly watching our movements.. ^-^
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Like a spy 8) 8)
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
Because Sovets are OP, NERF'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :P ;D :P ;D
XD You sound like someone else ;D
Shhhhh.. He is constantly watching our movements.. ^-^
(http://pakal.republika.pl/sauron.jpg)
[size=8]I SEE YOU[/size]
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LOL. Y do the russians get the gungans XD. They sure to lose :P
Because Sovets are OP, NERF'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! :P ;D :P ;D
XD You sound like someone else ;D
Shhhhh.. He is constantly watching our movements.. ^-^
(http://pakal.republika.pl/sauron.jpg)
[size=8]I SEE YOU[/size]
lol
I think this is the correct version though:
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/940/rednerfs.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/rednerfs.jpg/)
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lol, love the hammer&sickle in his eye ;D
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Im laughing but I know its wrong of me to do so XD
I figured out afro smileys O0
I feel smarter now ;D
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For the soviets, there should be a unit called Lenin. He will have a trusty Mosin Nagant that fires 152 mm howitzer rounds and not be able to die. He can camouflage and call in 10 conscript and T-35 units.
WITH DIRECT FIRE!!!! YEAH!
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I gess that would make the Soviets more powerful :P. It would go in propaganda Doctrine though ;D
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For the soviets, there should be a unit called Lenin. He will have a trusty Mosin Nagant that fires 152 mm howitzer rounds and not be able to die. He can camouflage and call in 10 conscript and T-35 units.
WITH DIRECT FIRE!!!! YEAH!
This actually sounds similar to a unit that has existed in the past via bug.
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Cranial, what is it?
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Sniper Ace
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I've never used Sniper Ace. How exactly was it bugged?
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(http://i54.tinypic.com/xba9zr.jpg)
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ouch.
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This will follow Kanye West until the day he dies :P.
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This will follow Kanye West until the day he dies :P.
lol
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Guys, check this epicness ;D
Epic Medic Company of heroes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAdNndi7pTo#)
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It's an OP russian Medic for sure! Nerf it!
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chuck norris` dad!
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New German bouncy shoes ;D No damage when you fall :P
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Changes for 1.6 Patch
Medic
-No has the option to be Superman.
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Where is his cape? ;D
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He wears an apron. Close enough I guess.
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tsk tsk. what is this world coming to.
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tsk tsk. what is this world coming to.
:P What was wrong with it? Besides the obvious economic crisis, terrorism, global warming, and lack of freedom :P
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I guess it fits best here. This guy is just a typical example of everthing that's out there:
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7317/trollolol.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/714/trollolol.jpg/)
sorry, i was refering to this when i said that, i guess i didnt refresh the page fast enough. :P
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Hmm i think the trolls are coming back. Due to the upcoming movie the iron sky, i would suggest a few things for the Ostheer.
Building squad: pyro pioneer
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/1f83bbacc8ef2fd3e6371ef7ae4cd5f6/l.jpg)
Lunar troops: scouting
(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/ironsky_nazinaut-590x393.jpg)
New generation of storm troopers
(http://www.thegeekcouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ironskysoldiers2.jpg)
(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/iron_sky_-_ss_troopers.jpg)
Strafing saucer, cut down everything in its way or space
(http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/photos/iron_sky/ironsky-1.jpg)
No need for the panzerkampwagens since each of these disks is a flying fortress
And fking awesome HQ
(http://conceptartworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/iron_sky_06.jpg)
If you find this trolling, troll more.
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Somehow you gotta love Hollywood for that shit xD
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I don't think it's Hollywood, it's some independent Finnish company. Hollywood could never create something this good :P
I didn't realise Udo Kier stars in Iron Sky.... the movie just because 10000% more awesome ;D
If you don't know who Udo Kier is... look him up :P
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I don't think it's Hollywood, it's some independent Finnish company. Hollywood could never create something this good :P
I didn't realise Udo Kier stars in Iron Sky.... the movie just because 10000% more awesome ;D
If you don't know who Udo Kier is... look him up :P
will all do respect he looks like very bad nazi :P
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born in a bombed out german hospital. now he makes triple x movies.
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Those stormtroopers look badass :P. You would think with a freaking spaceship that they would have also developed their firearms (MP40s :P? Really?)
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its called sci fi fantasy. it doesn't have to make sense.
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Perhaps the MP40 shoots Laser beams like Star Wars
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I find that highly unlikely ;D. Although there is a space ship so who knows ;D
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I think the mp 40 fits. Trolololo?
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its actually a mp44 guys, sorry to ruin the moment.
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Im not a history buff but that is clearly a MP40. MP44s have a wooden, non foldabe stock. The image has the opposite of those things :P.
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Also the Mag is not curved
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:troll:
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classic
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classic
nah y u mad tho?
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what if the pyramids are just a freak accident of nature and no product of intelligence or design?
In a parallel universe ostheer is out and the soviets are still being developed.
there is flouride in the drinking water
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there is flouride in the drinking water
The scariest part about this post :P
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There is Fluoride in the drinking water though right? It's good for your teeth.
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The government purposely puts it in because its good for your teeth. That's why bottled water isn't always the best :P.
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Or you could, I dunno, just use toothpaste :P.
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Or you could, I dunno, just use toothpaste :P.
But just in case you can't use or access tooth paste :P. Besides it taste funny :P
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In what modern society can one not access toothpaste?
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me ;D
I stopped brushing my teeth in 9th grade.
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me ;D
I stopped brushing my teeth in 9th grade.
You should definitely begin again.
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Dental hygiene is really important if you plan on getting frisky with the ladies (or men). Nobody wants to make out with a cavern of decay.
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He's trolling me thinks
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I fear he isn't ;D
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I was trolling, when she came...
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Oh Snap :o
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Oh Snap :o
DAMN SON! ;D
LOL but I recommend you brush despite the fact I sometimes don't :P
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trolling or no, i was busting up while reading this thread.
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its called sci fi fantasy. it doesn't have to make sense.
It does if they don't want to get the shit kicked out of them. Funny if the American hero decides to tackle them using modern German weapons...
Germans had some of the most advanced tech of the war. You'd think they could come up with something else other than MP40s FFS. Just because they're Nazi's they don't have to be barbarians.
PS: When are you guys planning to release the Osteer faction? It's basically Wehrmacht, isn't it? Maybe a little different, but it's not like you have to create all new assets or anything like we did at MC. Not to be rude, but what the hell is taking so long? Just change some rgds and you're done... I'm not saying you're lazy or anything, but it's taking way longer than it should. :(
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Ostheer is a completely new faction. New models, new units, new tech trees, new vet, new base buildings, NO Blitzkrieg-like stuff. It's all about new stuff, not about changing some rgds.. Currently our team is small, we're all busy in real life, too.
And who the hell would be in the position to state how long it should take to create a new faction from scratch with limited means and human resources? For free?
Seriously.. sometimes people should really think before posting..
No ETA.
Or you were trolling, refering to the topic's name.. then it would be nothing more than a bad joke..
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its called sci fi fantasy. it doesn't have to make sense.
It does if they don't want to get the shit kicked out of them. Funny if the American hero decides to tackle them using modern German weapons...
Germans had some of the most advanced tech of the war. You'd think they could come up with something else other than MP40s FFS. Just because they're Nazi's they don't have to be barbarians.
uh, dude, if you saw the picture, its Nazis from space. not very realistic. obviously their goal was not to be accurate in any way. definitely not concerned with reality. but if trolling, whatever.
+1 to maxi.
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PS: When are you guys planning to release the Osteer faction? It's basically Wehrmacht, isn't it? Maybe a little different, but it's not like you have to create all new assets or anything like we did at MC. Not to be rude, but what the hell is taking so long? Just change some rgds and you're done... I'm not saying you're lazy or anything, but it's taking way longer than it should. :(
If you have read and seen all the articles and screenshots, you would have seen we are using new models, except of some models already finished, like the PaK40, leIG18, Wespe, KT, late Tiger(CMP), Panther(CMP) and some weapons of the CMP as well. Everything else is new.
Definitely sounds as trolling in a trolling topic, as we have proven so far that most of our models are done and animated by us.
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;D
Sorry guys, obviously I'm not too good at it. :P
No offence meant!
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;D
Sorry guys, obviously I'm not too good at it. :P
No offence meant!
I think would be the other way around, you are too good at it :P... don't you think? ;)
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;D
Sorry guys, obviously I'm not too good at it. :P
No offence meant!
I think would be the other way around, you are too good at it :P... don't you think? ;)
lol yeah +1 ;D
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Master troll ;D. So good we don't know if he's doing it XD