Company of Heroes: Eastern Front
Other discussions (Read-Only) => Off Topic => Topic started by: Darkjolly on August 20, 2011, 03:51:39 AM
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Basically you start with ''Only in Coh (You can include ef units too) then you finish it with an unrealistic thing in the game
Ex: Only in coh, can your AT gun go right through your tank and hit the enemy tank on the other side
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Only in coh, can a complete infantry section get over run by a tank by running into it <3
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Only is company of heroes can a sniper disappear in broad daylight in the middle of a road.
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Only in CoH, a soldier hides succesfully under a live tank.
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Elburro/Loomis/shizzle/hiding.png)
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Only in CoH, are planes dispatched to reinforce 1 member of an airborne squad.
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Only on CoH, tanks can drive into each other with no harm done.
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Only on coh a squad can hit a mine and still dont loose a member
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Only in CoH, Tiger needs 10 shots to destroy Sherman.
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Only in CoH M1 Garand has 10 bullets magazine :o
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Only in CoH, an AT Gun can be invisible.
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only in CoH does a howitzer gun emplacement can only shoot an few yards away
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Only in COH can infantry exit a building in 1-2 seconds
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Only in coh a tiger can be called in twice
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Only in coh infantry can be flamed and still survive :(
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Only in coh a V1 has the accuracy of a modern cruise missile :D
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Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.
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Only in CoH, every Allied structure is builded with sandbags.
Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.
Haha, good one!
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only in coh a battle starts with a builder unit
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Only in CoH you build tanks in 30 seconds out of factories!
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Only in COH, battle is over when your VP ticker reaches 0.
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Only in CoH bridges can be build in 1 minute.
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Only in CoH, stromtroppers have invisibility technology (like predator).
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Only in COH can you weld together an infantry setion
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Only in coh a King tiger get killed by a stagehound
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Only in CoH, an hedge blocks a tank.
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Only in CoH, a medium tank can come out from a truck (which have more health than the tank)
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Only in COH, Infantry can survive a MG burst at point blank range.
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Only in CoH, can certain infantry shrug off sniper bullets.
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Only in CoH infantry shoots pointlessly at tanks ::)
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Only in COH, commanders are 12 year old kiddies
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only in COH red flares drop before airstrikes...
only in CoH bikes engage in close combat
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Only In CoH, Can a crane can bring back to new a fully destroyed tank in a few second
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Only in coh there are undestructible objects.
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Only in COH can you charge a group of Rifleman with MP44's and still win :P
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Only in CoH bunkers produces men.
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Only in CoH:EF a T90 can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH:EF a PTRD can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH you secure a sector by pulling up a flag.
Only in CoH a flak is better against infantry than against planes.
Only in CoH schwimmwagen can't swim.
Only in CoH tanks have a range of 10 meters.
Only in CoH is Fog of War.
Only in CoH the HMG and LMG are two different things which look the same.
Only in CoH Fallschirmjägers are waiting in every building to be deployed.
Only in CoH bunkers can be build in 30 seconds.
Should be enough for now :P.
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Only in CoH, you tanks and infantry have infinity ammo.
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Only in COH can you blow up and rebuild a bridge in a minute or so.
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Only in CoH planes fly at 30 meters.
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Only in CoH, AA gun can't destroy planes that fly at 30 mts.
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Only in COH can you use crab mail flails to mow infantry down quickly.
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Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.
Only in CoH, you can suddenly dig a trench with your tank in the middle of a cobbled road
Only in CoH, does your muni upgrade appear out of thin air
Only in CoH, can PGs can be shot/sniped out of an Infantry HT, but the MG gunner cannot.
I think that was quite nice.
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Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass
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Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass
So can KCH (Vet1 I think) and Fallschirmjagers, so you are WRONG!!!!!!
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Only in COH can armor skirts reduce penetration on all sides
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Only in COH there is so many things wrong with Coh.
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Only in CoH does a battle happen for 1 hour or more
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Only in CoH do snipers not make any mistakes.
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Only in coh the commander is not fired because of sending thousands of men to their death.
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Only in COH (EF) does the Soviet Navy have so many infantry readily available for land engagements. So much so that the commander spurns his regulars and armour.
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Only in CoH, you won't see animals.
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well you see dead cows and flies ;D
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only in COH can nobody swim
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Only in CoH projectiles leave smoke trails :P
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Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down ;D
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Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down ;D
haha lol XD
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Only in CoH can medics take 4, 5, or 6 mortally wounded troops and revive a complete squad.
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Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.
Sorry Cranial I believe I beat you to that one :P
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Only in CoH a single Granade hit all soldiers in a house.
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Only in coh the third guy in a weapon teams kill himself when his friends dies.
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Only in COH do engineers have infinite mines and barbed wire from out of nowhere.
Only in COH are Hull MG's ineffective vs infantry
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Only in coh enemy sides give each other a GG after the battle and start a new one
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Only in COH tanks can dig in without any help.
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Only in COH can soldiers spend several seconds standing in fire before dying
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Only in CoH sandbags are made in less than 5 seconds.
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Only in coh enemy sides give each other a GG after the battle and start a new one
Only in CoH, enemy commanders wish Good Luck to each other and tell them to Have Fun. Imagine that in real life :S.
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Hey Rommel!
Whaddup Patton?
Wanna do a 1v1?
Cool man! Lets do it here!
Sweet!
(Loading)
Ok Good Luck Patton!
Have Fun Rommel!
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Only in COH can you stack a regular mine on a teller mine
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Only in COH can you stack a regular mine on a teller mine
Wouldn't be surprised if it has happened in real life though :/
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only in CoH is there lag and noobs
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only in CoH is there lag and noobs
Im sorry mate, but theres lag and noobs in every other online game ;D
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Only in CoH you can destroy bridge with 4 small charges placed on wrong side of the it :o
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Only in COh can you not crawl under barbed wire and instead must go around it.
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Only in COH can a tank engage Infantry that are standing right up next to it with its main gun and have more success killing them this way than with its MG.
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Only in CoH the armies receive fuel from 4 fuel tanks placed in random map areas.
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Why is it that Moonwalker became Desert_Fox? ???
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Why is it that Moonwalker became Desert_Fox? ???
OT
For keep my Clan name ;)
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Whats OT mean :P.
Only in COH can you suddenly throw away your M1 garand in exchange for a BAR in the middle of a fight.
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Whats OT mean :P.
Off Topic
Only in COH, you can't move your HQ (well, unless you are Brit player)
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Only in CoH can you double tap the delete button and suddenly the selected building explodes.
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Only in COh can an engineer "over repair' something.
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Only in coh a mg can shoot through a mountain
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Since the new patch is coming up, i gonna say: only in CoH EF, a AT weapon crew can hull down their gun and place sandbags around it without digging and putting the sandbags on.
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@Killar: Can you give an example :P
Only in COH can you spawn infinite soldiers from halftracks and gliders.
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Only in COh can an engineer "over repair' something.
Over repair, yes. But I like to think of it as a field modification to it, like putting on extra plating on a tank and etc.
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Only in COh can a automatic rifle generate more supression than a gpmg
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Only on CoH do armies have "Oh Shit!" buttons.
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I think real armies have a mental "Oh Shit" button in their brain when they see the enemy :P
Only in COH can your tank smoke reduce penetration.
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Only in COH can units (like PGs) detect mines simply by standing near them
Only in CoH are the Soviets that OP!!! OOOOOOOOOOH!! JK lol ;D
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Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
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Only in coh dead soldiers dissapear without a trace
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Only in COH can a repair tiger suddenly revive a tank hull and revive the crew from the dead.
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Only in CoH can the Bergetiger actually repair (not built for that :-X )
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Only in CoH we can secure the frontline putting a car on it.
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Only in COH can your 25 pd howitzer and preist create a magical circle :P and suddenly target anything that passes by with burst rounds.
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Only in coh Mortar strikes fall in perfect circles
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Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.
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Only in CoH, you won't see civilians.
I believe it's assumed the people got the hell out of there before the battle began.
Precisely.
Only in CoH does loading AP rounds have a "Cooldown"
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Only in CoH can a War God (you) in the sky can tell where the soldiers exactly to throw a grenade, shoot a Panzerfaust and etc.
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Only in COH is tank crush a viable and accepted tactic against infantry :P
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Only in COH a 75mm gun does less damage to tanks than a 57mm one.
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Maybe its b/c of muzzle veelocity?
Only in COH do you gain 20% more health from fuel and manpower.
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Crushing infantry with tanks was a widely used tactic in WW2.
It was used to save expensive shells and it was called "walzen" in the german army.
Only in CoH P-47 drops three bombs in a straight line.
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Just out of curiosity. Did the American Sherman drivers use such tactics or was it more off the book ???
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Only in CoH can we play Eastern Front :P
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Only in COH do Sticky bombs damage your engine even if it hits the front.
Only in COH do sticky bombs hone onto your target like smart bombs :P
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only in CoH ,there is nothing but floor inside a building
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Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.
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Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.
and sleep...and going to wc. :P
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Only in CoH, tanks can't run over a full health house even the King Tiger.
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Only in COH can bren guns shatter sights for 10 seconds or so. Then after that the sights are magically repaired :o
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Only in COH can infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank and miss
Only in COH can Infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank, hit it and not die by the explosion
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Only in CoH would infantry walk all the way around a mile long, waist high wall or fence instead of just jumping it.
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Only in CoH tank MGs are inefficient
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Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P
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Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P
Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines ;D
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Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P
Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines ;D
LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D
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Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P
Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines ;D
LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D
But of a Wehr Leutnant!
He is so angry and badass, that the workers feel this in the air, even trough concrete walls :D
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Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"
Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D
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Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"
Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D
In German it's even better:
"You've guzzled again, right?"
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Guzzled what? Beer? ;D. OJ? :P
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Dunno, he just sais that. In German of course.
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Only in CoH soliders are annoyed by your's clicking and clicking. Fucking clicking!
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Only in COH can units constantly maintain radio communications with you with no interference (besides lag)
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only in CoH can a soldier watch his entire squad get massacred and keep fighting as if nothing happened.
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only in CoH Mortars landing on top of high ranking officers dont kill them.
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Only in COh does fire litteraly break down bunkers XD
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only in CoH can engineers put demolitions on a bridge in 1 min
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Only in COH do infantry alert you of incoming artillery but do absolutely nothing to get away.
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Only in CoH you can put mines UNDER bunkers.
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@Desert_Fox:How do you do that ???
Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.
Only in COH are battles won by controlling an oversized flag post with lights hangng off of it until the enemies points are out.
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Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.
Actually I think the Old school battlfields (like 1942) you do this as well lol ;D
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Only in coh you get fuel from flags.
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Only in coh you get fuel from flags.
LOL but there are fuel cans under it ;D.
Only in COH do Mk.2 grenades have the exact same 1 second timer once they hit they ground, no maatter how far the throwing distance is.
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Only in CoH do all artillery units (105s, Hummels, Nebels) fire at the same angle regarless of the distance.
Only in COH do soldiers spot a sniper as he shoots only to forget where they saw him 5 seconds later
I hope nobody had these already, if so Im sorry.
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Only in CoH, a whole Armoured Regiment is parked in a depot big like a cottage.
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@Desert Fox: I think most RTS game are like that. Like C+C
Only in COH do troops fight exactly the same, despite the weather.
Only in COH will a bullet from a conscript do less damage than a bullet from a Strelky.
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Only in COH you can drive with a destroyed engine
Only in COH Flamethrowers dont damage tanks.
Only in COH at-guns survive a hit from a tank.
Only in COH Jeeps get blocked by Soldiers.
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Only in COH can jeeps and motorcycles not run over people over barbed wire
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Only in CoH do soldiers have to wait before they use another grenade.
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Only in COH you have to throw away ammo to throw a grenade.
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Only in CoH, after you throw some ammunition, you get some weapons.
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Only in COH soldiers can pick up enemy weapons and have unlimited ammo for them.
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Only in COH do panzerfaust lock onto their target like Javelin missles ;D
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Only in COH there are curving shells in ww2
Proof: http://youtu.be/iuEdLAfs6ms (http://youtu.be/iuEdLAfs6ms) ;D
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Only in CoH can a tanks MG gunner be healed by Pioneers or Engineers.
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Only in CoH injured infantry can be healed while moving.
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Only in COH, the ammo from munition points fits all factions.
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Only in COH can M8 grey hounds take umlimited gunfire from infantry and still be okay.
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only in CoH, Airbourne units can be reinforced rapidly from flying aircrafts.
and only in CoH, commando can be reinforced unlimitedly from dropped gliders.
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Only in CoH you can take munition for your army from enemy destroyed tanks.
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Only in CoH you can restore a pile of junk that formerly was a tank and get it functional.
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Only in COH do british guns do more damage when a officer is near them.
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Only in COH raw recruits receive less damage from flamethrowers than grizzled veterans.
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Only in COH can a goliath sit in a crater and cloak itself from view
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Only in COH weapons are weaker if they are mounted on vehicles :P
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Only in CoH can rocket launchers be used from small rooms and buildings (it's extremely dangerous to do so in real life).
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Only in coh a jeep is not killed by one panzerfaust
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Only in CoH, Jeep's drivers (and Motorcycle too) live on the Jeep/Moto.
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Only in CoH ( EF precisely) Ruskies can fight in Normandy.
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Only in coh and EF does the soldiers have different health.
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Only in COH are millions of fallschirmjagers hiding in each 4 window building on the map ready to be deployed.
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Already said :P
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only in COH hits in the engine are destroying your gun.
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Woopsie :-[
Only in COH can Funkwagen Halftracks steal your supplies, become invisible, and detect troops simply by standing still.
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Only in CoH can a PIAT trooper hit targerts on the other side of a hedge or building without being able to see it let alone aim at it
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Only in CoH, soldier can't climb tree or simply jump through a fence instead they have to go around it :P
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only in coh tanks can fire at a longer distance than they can see.
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Only in CoH can a Machine Gunner fire into a group of men and not hit a single one of them for at least a couple of minutes.
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Only in CoH, Wehrmacht units gain veterancy by clicking icons in the Kampkraft Centre.
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Only in CoH veterans can be reinforced.
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Only in CoH veterans can be reinforced.
haha win! :D
Only in CoH tanks can't crush MGs and Mortars.
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Only in CoH ( maybe in every game), guns cannot be jammed or broken enemy fire.
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Only in CoH, 1 man can fire both the front and rear MGs of the 251 Wehr Halftrack after getting in. (Inspired from Paciat's post in another thread)
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Only in coh you can pause a battle, catching another beer and unpausing it again.
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Only in COH can commando infantry reinforce from a tectrach glider full of tanks :P
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Only in CoH can fire not spread inbetween buildings.
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Only in COH will rifleman hold on to millions of grenades, sticky bombs, and BAR ammo for surpression but will only use it when you tell them to.
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Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans
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Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans
???
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Only in Company of Heroes, it has a big compstomp community ;D
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Only in Company of heroes does the Germans have more air superiority than the Americans
No they don't.
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So mine is true :(, it's not unrealistic?
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So mine is true :(, it's not unrealistic?
Maybe, it brings me to say:
Only in CoH (at least EF), do people get bullied on the forums just because they lack the option of PvP and have to compstomp.
thats probably not just limited to ths game though.
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Only in CoH we have RedGuard! ;D
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Only in CoH we have RedGuard! ;D
hey it's real, not unrealistic :P
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only in coh a american sniper can camoflage in open area e.g farmland
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Only in CoH we have RedGuard! ;D
Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.
Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.
I lol'd.
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ROLFROLFROFLROLFROLFROLFROFLROLF ;D
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Only in CoH we have RedGuard! ;D
Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.
Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.
I lol'd.
link please :D
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Only in CoH we have RedGuard! ;D
Speaking of RedGuard he made another "lol EF is bad" post on GR.org yesterday.
Burro and I reported it to the devs and he's perma banned from the EF part of GR.org.
I lol'd.
link please :D
+1 Post the link, I wanna make a big LOL before go to work! ;D
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The admins took the link down :/
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lol :D! Well, another one bites the dust.
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Only in COH do Soviet and Ostheer balance issues exist :-X(taken from previous post ;))
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only in CoH:
british officers wear bullet-proof hats
tank commanders would look out the hatches by default just to see whats happening
vehicles explode into pieces rather than just beeing disabled
KCHs bother to fight with their troops,despite they are high-ranking officers
soldiers pull out new weapons out of nowhere,but only if you pay them
soldiers will go out into battle with no weapon ;)
the crew of a teamweapon lives in symbiosis with it's gun and would rather die than abandon it
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Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.
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Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.
Im pretty sure other games do this too :P
Only in COH will flares come out of no where and allow artillery and planes to strike it exactly.
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Only in COH professional Tommies cant hit Jack with their rifle grenades
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Only in COH can a mine be detected just by standing near it with a minesweeper.
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Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(
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Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(
LOL Im sure its happened in real life ^^.
Only in COH does a Whermacht Panzershreck do more damage than a TB panzershreck.
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Only in CoH:
-Volksgrenardiers can perfectly operate complicated weapons like Flak 36 or nebelwerfer
-german pionners build solid buildings by diggin next to it
- a recon-bike uses it's headlight even at daylight
-you can camuflage a moving,roaring,bigass halftrack-bike
-a howitzer already is completely set up,but isn't operational until engineers sweat arround on it a little
-a "squad" are two men in grey uniforms
-german soldiers don't need any radio-equipment to communicate
-a tank gets slower by crossing water that doesn't even cover half of it's tracks
-Sherman commanders make fun of a Puma trying to engage their armor,but a StuG-commander will scream "IT'S FALLING APPART...!" when beeing attacked by riflemen
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Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining
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Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining
only PE and the tommies do, usa and wehr just takes it ;)
Only in CoH soldiers complain about the weight of their ammo ;)
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Only in CoH German Pios deploy barbed wire without gloves.
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Only in COH can a big ass Hetzer camoflague by standing still, even in front of the enemy.
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Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3
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Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3
Not in Ostheer ^^.
Only in COH does an 88 gun take serveral shots to destroy a single sherman, let alone a group of them ::)
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only in COH does it take several shots from a tank to take out an 88 and other at guns.
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Only in CoH do tanks fire at AT guns and just do damage to the gun while the crew doesn't get a scratch.
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Only in COH will Volks say: "Sniper! Children we must move!" but not even take one step into cover.
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only in COH TWO pioneers can whip out a welder and build a flippin' bridge in 3 minutes.
srry, i think this is a bit of a re-peat.
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only in CoH, MP44 can have 2-burst mode, hmmm it's not funny :(
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Only do Assault Grenadiers carry Panzershrecks but dont know how to use them :P
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only in COH a flak shell turns into a heat seaking missile when firing at a plane, sometimes.
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Only in COH can the flames from a walking Stuka not hurt anyone
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only in coh can a sniper be gas operated ( that long smoke trail from a sniper)
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Only in coh you start a major battle with one infantry squad only
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Only in COh does houses have automatic doors open when troops are going to enter
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only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings
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only in CoH every soldier knows that he is not allowed to enter enemy buildings
Only in CoH there is no combat inside buildings.
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Only in COH can infantry walk in front of their MG's and not get hurt :P
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Only in CoH will tanks not run over friendly troops ;D
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Only in COH do soldier not have to eat ;D
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Only in CoH do soldiers not use there rifle buts to hit the enemy when close instead they keep on firing form a metre away ;D
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Only in COH will one MG surpress better than the other one :P
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Well no not really, I would be more afraid of an MG42 (cause that thing sounds fierce) than a Vickers, because of the sound of an MG42 and its sheer firepower
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But when being shot at by both MGs do you really say in your mind "Well this one has higher rate of fire but less accurate so I think I run instead if take cover" :P :P
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Have You been shot at by both MGs?
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If I had been would I still be alive :P? I've heard what both sound like (not just the COH ::)) but nevertheless, you'd still jump for cover if you heard both firing at u :P
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I am with FISH on this one.
most people including me would get suppressed by a bolt action rifle
once lead starts flying i would hit the ground
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heck, i get suppressed by a flippin' paintball gun, im pretty sure if i got shot at even by a pistol i would be on my butt crawling the heck away.
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Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
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Only in CoH a rifleman can have a conversion about sausage meat when there is only 1 guy left in the squad.
Or maybe he's just lonely.
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He's talking to his imaginary friend, Bob ;D
Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P
Only in COH will Axis soldiesr land every shot they take when a target is in the open, regardless of how fast they run :P
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Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P
I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?
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Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P
I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?
Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"
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Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P
I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?
Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"
only in coh do players try too hard to find a "only in coh" joke.
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Only in COH can you remove sandbags with wire cutters.
Maybe they cut the sand bags and the sand pours out :P
I know, but you'd still have a pile of sand. It wouldn't just vanish.
And what about the wooden planks that they use to reinforce it?
Maybe they cut the wood ??? Thats why its "Only in COH ;D ;D"
only in coh do players try too hard to find a "only in coh" joke.
We're not trying that hard :P
Only in COH can soldiers shoot Butterfly bombs out of the sky with near perfect accuracy
Only in COH will Butterfly bombs cloak right in front of soldiers even though they were just shooting at them
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only in CoH can Pios build huge buildings out of thin air and cocrete bunkers are set up within seconds
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only in COH do 50 muni MG gunner not have enough ommon snese to turn around and engage the enemy. Instead it just sits there. And dies :'(
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Only in COH the brit faction sucks
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actually, thats kinda how the brits accually fought during ww2
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But I dont think there was so much camping :-\. Just slow movement ;D
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Only in CoH theirs only some 30 Areas soldiers can fight.
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Only in COH can buildings hit by fire but not stay on fire
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Well, that kinda happens in real life.
Only in CoH, Commanders are Noobs when they play bridge map, while in real war they required the most elite ones.
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Only in COH does building tanks or training infantry cause a huge rush of wind through the buildings everytime(the cloth starts flying around the Wher buildings when you queue a tank :-X)
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Only in COH do the British have flamethrowers in the campaign but not in multiplayer.
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Only in COH will gliders smash into the ground but not a single commando will be injured. Ever :P
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Considering that gliders have infinite amount of people, they nay get hurt be will just be replaced ;D
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Keep a AC beside the glider, we will see how many commandos get hurt.
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Only in COH does it cost munitions to make AC go faster, not gasoline ;D
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Flank speed of both Cromwell and AC drain your fuel slightly.
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Only in COH can Rangers, Para troopers, and PG can sprint. Everyone else must jog :D
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Only in CoH, soldiers get their veterancies but never get promotions.
Only in CoH, soldiers dont have to eat (and shit)!
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They shit their pants :P
Only in COH are there no technical malfunctions. Nor do tanks run out of fuel :P
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only in CoH there are off-map artillery with endless range,but the howitzers you build on-map won't even try to shoot over half the map.
only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them :P
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only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them :P
LOL that's hilarious XD
only in coh can nobody pick up dropped flamethrowers form engineers/pioneers
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cause they explode :P
Only in COH are there zero signs anywhere. People just know where to go :P
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cause they explode :P
Well in real life Flamers don't actually explode even when shot in the tank, because the chemicals need to mix and then be ignited, not just be hit with a ton of force IIRC
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agreed. there needs to be a fuel/air mix. why do you think there is an air intake in your car?
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Also, the tank itself is reinforced so you can't have explosive decompression.
Flamer explosion crits are really annoying in CoH because you lose both pio members nomatter what. It's annoying to lose that 50MU while you were retreating and should've escaped. At least it's fairly rare.
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Only in COH will somke reduce the amount of penetration a tank takes :-X
"Klaus, the engine are destroyed! There's smoke everywhere! We cant take another hit like that!"
"Then open a hatch! The smoke will make those Sherman shots useless"
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Only in CoH, Germans don't know for what they exactly fighting for.
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only in coh, do soldiers not see demo traps on buildings, but just walk in.
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Only in COH does hearing Stalin talk cause soldier to run super fast :D
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Only in COH do Assault Grenadiers have panzerfausts they never use
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Only in COH do conscripts have an unlimited number of vodka bottles to light on fire and throw around :P And you would think they'd have drunk them already ;D
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only in COH do conscripts without guns just stand there waiting for their friend to die so they can pick his gun up instead of rushing the enemy when he is reloading.
(i know, its long.)
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I though that really happened :P
Only in COH can you pay muni in order to cause Germans to hear weird propaganda messages in their head ;D
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Only in COH do PIAT shots not obey laws of physics and pass through buildings to hit your vehicles.
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Only in CoH shooting machinegun at tank causes driver to lose control...
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Only in COH do soldiers need to be told to load AP rounds, even though they're right next to them :P
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only in COH EF can off map support like partisans be there waiting to be called in, and don't come until you pay munitions
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Only in COH does medics run around saving people without giving a crap whats happening around him. ( true heroes <3)
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Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.
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Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.
I dont get this one :P
Only in COH do AT halftrack have perfect aim when given muni
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Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.
I dont get this one :P
Only in COH do AT half-track have perfect aim when given muni
Well the MG42 the bike has is pretty much crap compared to the one the MG42 crew used, so it has reduced everything including firepower
Also they eat munitions, its part of the German soldiers balanced breakfast, so they get the proper amount of toxic minerals and chemicals into their blood stream,then they can become more accurate
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I didn't realize in addition to iron, Hans needed lead too ;D
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lead and iron, breakfast of champions
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Just like that spongebob episode ;D
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Only in COH are some soldiers so f*&%#ing amazing that they dont even bat an eyelid when grenades are thrown at their faces.
They just absorb it and continue killing your troops.
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Only in COH are soldier not killed by flying shrapnel. Just by a small blast radius
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Only in CoH do armies have a population limit
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Only in CoH do armies have a population limit
Not really. Other rts games have pop cap. And anyways in real life if your army is too big you cant substain it
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Well yes and no, there is no real life meter that says, opps you have to many soldiers on the battlefield, so you cannot deploy anymore. But i guess that isn't CoH exclusive.
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Only in COH is the ability to call in arty exclusive to officers
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Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P
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Well more than often, those men are quite high ranking, some can be up to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel, so they are technically speaking Officers.
I think he means vCoH though ;D
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Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P
I forgot about those :-[
Only in COH do troops know the exact path they will travel when given directions :P
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No that's all other RTS games to except the original Age of Empires, that thing had horrid pathing (though they fixed that quickly, I miss the good old expansion pack system, now that I think about it, i mean they might as well have made MW 3 an Expansion pack for MW 2 since its the same crap, but I'm ranting gents)
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feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.
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feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.
In what way?
Only in COH do AT grenades heavily damage emplacements but when they directly smack a soldier, they practically do nothing :P
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Only in COH, soldiers talk funny on the verge of death.
Only in COH, soldiers are smart enough to take cover automatically but are so stupid that they don't fall back on their own. They just tough it out and die(mostly anyway):p.
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Only CoH soldiers run out of green cover and onto a road that's under MG fire from all directions, and all this automatically, this is why we need a Hold Ground button Relic.
As for MW3, I didn't even bother getting it, I knew it would suck just by looking at the trailer. The game was the exact same thing as MW2 with a couple of new guns that were the exact same thing as the guns they replaced. The campaign was bullshit, quite worn out. They killed the only real soldier in the entire series quite unceremoniously ( Kamarov R.I.P.) as well as half of the main characters for no particular reason. We didn't see a new Ghost, Ghost is dead, bye bye . That picture of Soap Ghost Price and the Delta Force guy (who's name escapes me at the moment) is clearly crap, and watch them start screaming "HEY GUYS WE GONNA RETCON HALF OF MW2 AND BRING GHOST BACK TO LIFE FOR MODERN CRAPFEST 3.5, WHICH HAPPENS IN THE PAST RIGHT AFTER MW 1, BUT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT GHOST'S EXISTENCE SO ITS OKAY, AND ALSO YOU GET TO PLAY AS MACMILLAN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR, JUST ROLLING AROUND WITH A MINIGUN CHAINED TO HIS BULLETPROOF 12'' RIM WHEELCHAIR THAT HAS A SEE-THRU BUBBLE CANOPY FOR BULLET PROTECTION. DID WE MENTION NO JUGGERNAUTS, SINCE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THEM HAS YET TO BE DESIGNED BY AMERICAN MERCENARY COMPANIES" End Rant
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Well thats certainly a............stark way of looking at MW3 :P. Or should I say Modern Wellfare 3: Obama Healthcare Edition ;D JK.
Only in COH do flame nades last the exact same time as every other flame nade
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Only in COH is driving over a wreck a great achievment. ( they get exp? XD)
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only in COH do mg teams in bunkers sit there firing at a tank that is destroying the bunker, and taking no damage.
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Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P
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Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P
Nope, it can happen.
Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.
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Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P
Nope, it can happen.
Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.
I never knew that :P
Only in COH can kettenkrads detect mines :P
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Only in COH can Panzer élite work alongside Wehrmacht without any name-calling or general distaste
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Meh, they are busy killing allies.
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only in COH EF did soviets ever fight along side brits and americans in the same battle.
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Only in COH can bazookas be operated by just one man (bazooka typically requires 2 ppl to operate)
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Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion
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Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion
I think US commanders found german footage and watched it :P. They just never slow mowed it ;D
Only in COH are head shots exclusive to snipers :P
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Only in COH do GIs take a break from war.
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Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P
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Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P
Idk man those al qaeda mofos seem to reinforce out of nowhere like that in real life
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Well they come out of caves more than FHQs but you have a point there.
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LOL I thought they spawn out of internet propaganda ;D
Only in COH do soldiers have infinite med packs
Only in COH do soldiers (mainly the brits) gain armor when they run to their trucks >:(
Only in COH will fire do more damage if you have better armor :P (I mean elite armor ofc ::))
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more padding to catch fire?
only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map
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Only in COH do soldiers stand infront of grenades w/o thinking about it.
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Only in CoH a guy with a grease gun loses against a guy with a bolt action rifle in close combat :p.
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more padding to catch fire?
only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map
You can only have 2 calliopes :P
Only in COH do the turrets on Sherman Calliopes not work
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Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.
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Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.
What do you mean by this ???
Only in COH can you pick u 3 wounded soldiers in a med bunker, but the squad can be reformed on the other side of the map by another med bunker
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Snipers blow of your squadmates, and you dn't even bat an eyelid. Not very realistic now, is it?
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Maybe they have mental horsey blinders where you dont notice things to ur side ;D
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Only In CoH Can MG emplacement soldiers be glued to their direction, even if a enemy squad is right behind him firing away...
I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
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I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
qft. theres olny so much you can do.
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I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
qft. theres olny so much you can do.
Theres always more to be said :P
Only in COH will MG barrels not heat up
Only in COH can soldiers always recover 100% from burn wounds
Only in COH does hiding cause your weapons to do more dmg (Fallschirmjagers, Hetzer, Pak)
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You can only have 2 calliopes :P
you + 3 US team mates...
also, I keep thinking of the Katyusha trucks, of which you can have three,
so 8 calliopes.
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8 calliopes may sound great........
........but that means they may have to go against 4 tiger aces. Or 4 KT. Or 4 Tigers and dual shreck storms :P
There nothing to hold back that shit storm ;D. Except like 20 AT guns :P
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Only in COH will a soldier with a Bolt action rifle SHOOT at someone at point blank range instead of using a knife/bayonet or his rifle as a club.
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No, this happens in other games :P
Only in COH does a weapons like the thompson (which fires pistol armor) penetrate armor better than standard rifle ammo (which is bigger and has a faster muzzle velocity)
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It depends on how awesome the weapon looks too. That's why the Panzerschreck and Stg 44 kick ass.
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Hey Kar98 looks cool too :P. I like the BAR as well :P
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fish has a point. i think BAR needs a buff for looking BA
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Only in COH do you need to spend fuel to get grenades
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Only in COH do you need to spend fuel to get grenades
Transport them to the battlefront?
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Only in COH can a destroyed engine and barrel be replaced in the middle of no where
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Only in COH do all squad leaders sound same
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Only in COH do all squad leaders sound same
(to his men) "Hello. I am generic squad leader klaus. You may recognze me. Do not be scared *in creepy metalic robot voice* Ha. Ha Ha."
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Only in coh , soldiers don't sleep , don't eat , and don't go to the bathroom .
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Only in COH can buildings be set on fire and never be burned down :P
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Only in COH can you stop an armored column by keeping 2 unmanned AT guns on a bridge.
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only in coh does a sticky bomb destroy tanks
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Only in COH can a Mortar or HMG not be run over
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only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast
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only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast
Already mentioned ;)
Only in COH will medic run into gunfire to pick up someone :P
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This actually is not unheard of. There are many stories of brave medics risking theirs lives to save fallen comrades.
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Only in COh are there unlimited medics at 30 second intervals :P
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only in coh assault grenadeirs never use there panzerfuast
Already mentioned ;)
Only in COH will medic run into gunfire to pick up someone :P
Most of them are already mentioned anyway ;)
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Only in COH forums would the same only in COH be mentioned....
(I think someone has done this too ;D)
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Only in COH forums would the same only in COH be mentioned....
(I think someone has done this too ;D)
I dont think so ;D
Only in COH does every single conscript have a lighter handy and ready to use :D
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only in Coh do snipers shoot through walls
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Only in COH are demolitions restriced to buildings and bridges
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only in coh does a bullets kill a tank (it happens to me)
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Only in COH can a PTRD shot penetrate Heavy tanks (2 TH squads killed my panther one time :'()
Only in COH can incindeary nades explode mines
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only in COH can a commander order his troops to blindly rush into MG fire, and they obey without question.
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Only in COH is using medical devices restricted to Whermacht
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only in Coh do icons appear out of nowhere
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Only in COH does Airborne (eltie, well trained soldiers) do worse than German conscripts (Volks)
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Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it
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Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it
Thats tactical distraction. The people die because of the muzzle flashes lol.
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Only in CoH will an assault gun miss at a infantry unit standing right in front of it
Thats tactical distraction. The people die because of the muzzle flashes lol.
I dont think thats how it works :P
Only in COH can axis salvage wrecks and no one else
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only in coh does a blow torch repair a vehicle
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Only in COH will 8 utterly shit conscripts who stand around a pillar (green cover) not get suppressed by a MG42.
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Only in COH when infantry are pinned there weapons disapear.
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Only in COH can you only pick up heavy weapons
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i think this one is actually true, only in COH does third mortar team member die when other two are sniped
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Only in COH can you not melee (like with bayonets)
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Only in CoH Volks (old men's and boy's) look like young fresh man and can defeat elite american units...
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Only in CoH Volks (old men's and boy's) look like young fresh man and can defeat elite american units...
Already mentioned ;)
Only in COH can tanks run over other tank wrecks