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Title: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 03:11:50 AM
For a while now people have believed that the world will end in 2012. Apparently the "Mayan" calander will run out (just print a new one?). Many people have predicted things from apocalypse to judjement day. A movie was even made called 2012 describing to us this "horror scene".

Then again people said the world would end in 2000, making me wonder if people thought the world would end in 1000. hey were probably not, as they were too worried about feudalism and the pope ;D. Peple also believed the world would end this year at the beginning of this summer (I remember my friend was joking around b/c it was very windy + dark that paticular day)

So if u must, say what you want here and do as you please b/c in 2012, it wont really matter :P. And if this "doomsday" doesn't happen, well then at least what you said stays in this forum :D.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Cranialwizard on December 13, 2011, 03:22:22 AM
I think the Mayans just ran outta room on the rock and said "There that's the end of it"
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 03:25:51 AM
I think the Mayans just ran outta room on the rock and said "There that's the end of it"

LOL Maybe they ran outta ink in their printer and they didnt want to buy more  ;D ;D. Ancient printers with birds pecking letters ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 13, 2011, 03:32:08 AM
Well I was reading an article about how they recently looked more closely at that calender and it turns out that the end of the next Bak'tan (I think that's what its called) cycle is somewhere around 2057. So yea, the calendar isn't really the end yet, and I think that we killed them off too fast so they couldn't make anymore of them, or the conquistadors blew them up.

Plus in the US millenialism occurred around the early-mid 1800s, they thought Christ would come back yada yada yada.... (I'm Jewish by the way)
So we been screaming end of the world for a while. Plus its not like Catastrophes haven't occurred for 1000 years and suddenly we are experiencing them all at once. Its because of the availability of TV and other such modern tech that we know about everything at once.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 03:44:49 AM
You must admit though, the weather has been awfully weird this past year, especially on the east coast of the US compared to the rest of the US) :P. And around the world there have been lots of floods, earthquakes, and other crap :'(
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 13, 2011, 03:49:56 AM
I blame the Chilean Earthquake for that. It shifted our axis of by a good measure and that might be the cause of the weather related problems.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 03:53:34 AM
LOL our problems eminate from the Chilean miners? Well, I've heard worse ;D.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 13, 2011, 04:02:25 AM
Lulz not that bro, the thing with the giant 9.0 (or so) earthquake like a year ago. Maybe it wasn't Chile, but Peru (I'm going crazy)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 04:17:37 AM
Oh I know what you are talking about. Yeah there was a bad earth quake in Peru near the mountainous region or something like that and it caused major damage but not too many casualties. LOL the focal point of our maladies :D ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 13, 2011, 05:59:38 AM
Yurp that there is our problem
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 13, 2011, 07:39:37 AM
I just want to kill conscripts with landsers before the world ends. Is that too much to ask?*starts sobbing*



So how do propose to save yourselves. I read that people all over the world are paying like crazy for bunkers as they think the world will end.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 13, 2011, 10:37:15 AM
Plus its not like Catastrophes haven't occurred for 1000 years and suddenly we are experiencing them all at once. Its because of the availability of TV and other such modern tech that we know about everything at once.

+9999. Mass media and its power..
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: cephalos on December 13, 2011, 11:33:06 AM
2012 is one big lie, same as global warming. <secret mode on> it's a way that governments try to raise non-existing threat to get more power < secret mode off>  ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 13, 2011, 11:42:44 AM
People will always look at current disasters and think they are the worst ever because of media propagation and the fact people will always recall recent events with more clarity than old events. Colossal events have happened in the past (Tunguska event, Krakatoa explosion) that were far worse yet most people these days won't even know what they are. Events that were greater still happened before history was even being written.

The fact is that people like to sensationalise things to make everything seem important. The reality is that the Mayan calendar runs out (maybe?) and just starts again because Mayan timekeeping is cyclic. People also reference Nostradamus because he got a few things right if you interpret his words in a very specific way. Realistically, saying enough things in a vague enough manner and people will look into it to find a connection. He probably just had too much Opium and went on rants that were later called "predictions" because of a random coincidence.

There are a lot of coincidences that go into these predictions too which people read too much into. There will be a solar maximum this year where the Sun's activity will be at it's peak but this happens every 10 years or something. There will also be the galactic alignment, where the Sun, Earth and galactic plane will line up perfectly. To some this is seen as a sign when considering the Mayan calendar but the calendar is actually based on this alignment. The end of the calendar just means the galaxy will line up before beginning again at the start of the calendar.

That being said, if there is a doomsday I hope it's a zombie apocalypse. I fancy my chances with that a lot more than against a solar flare or alien invasion. It'd be a little more fun too.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2011, 12:01:10 PM
Well if it was Zombes than it would at least be possible to fight them back But I'd suck to get eaten by one :P

2012 is one big lie, same as global warming. <secret mode on> it's a way that governments try to raise non-existing threat to get more power < secret mode off>  ;D

I dont really think Global warming is a lie. Im not a meterologist so I cant really debate this but still, what we are doing to Earth isn't exactly great :-\
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: cephalos on December 13, 2011, 12:31:23 PM
Well if it was Zombes than it would at least be possible to fight them back But I'd suck to get eaten by one :P

2012 is one big lie, same as global warming. <secret mode on> it's a way that governments try to raise non-existing threat to get more power < secret mode off>  ;D

I dont really think Global warming is a lie. Im not a meterologist so I cant really debate this but still, what we are doing to Earth isn't exactly great :-\

yeah, zombies would be cool :P

about global warming - Earth always had times when it was cooler or hotter. Don't tell me that extra 2 Celsius deegrees in 30 years mean that we have global warming - if it would be like +15 or even more that would be problem. To compare in XVII century in North and East Europe winters were so harsh that men could travel by foot or by sledges across the frozen Baltic Sea from Kingdom of Sweden to Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuania. And nobody told that it was global winter era. Problem is here that we have possiblity to check temperature for about 50 years, so how do we know it's global warming that will end up in melting glaciers? And what if it will end in 10 years when temperature start do decrease? Will it be then global cooling?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 13, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
My dad is a geologist, according to him there will be a short ICE AGE within the next 300 or so years.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 13, 2011, 03:07:07 PM
Well if it was Zombes than it would at least be possible to fight them back But I'd suck to get eaten by one :P

2012 is one big lie, same as global warming. <secret mode on> it's a way that governments try to raise non-existing threat to get more power < secret mode off>  ;D

I dont really think Global warming is a lie. Im not a meterologist so I cant really debate this but still, what we are doing to Earth isn't exactly great :-\

Correct. Glaciers in Chile lose up to 10 metres of ice a day, the Mean Sea Level keeps rising.. You can't say it's a lie. And I also don't think that polititians push the "upcoming apocalypse". Why would they do it? Mostly, they don't even trust in such events, why should they? Read Dennis' post, it says everything you need ;)
Sorry Ceph, but I think you're just disappointed by polititians, but sorry if that was irony and I misunderstood you.. ;)

about global warming - Earth always had times when it was cooler or hotter. Don't tell me that extra 2 Celsius deegrees in 30 years mean that we have global warming - if it would be like +15 or even more that would be problem. To compare in XVII century in North and East Europe winters were so harsh that men could travel by foot or by sledges across the frozen Baltic Sea from Kingdom of Sweden to Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuania. And nobody told that it was global winter era. Problem is here that we have possiblity to check temperature for about 50 years, so how do we know it's global warming that will end up in melting glaciers? And what if it will end in 10 years when temperature start do decrease? Will it be then global cooling?

+2°C is a massive change. We as humans won't have that much problems with it, but flora and fauna will suffer massive problems which will lead the world into a vicious circle. We are accommodative, animals or plants are not. We can move if it gets too cold, they can't. And this is where it starts. Animals dying, nature going mad. Also the climate will be influencedd and don't bring up temporal weather changes as an argument against climate change. There is a huge difference between weather and climate..

The effect green house gases have on our atmosphere, our environment, was analyzed many times. You can't tell me that it's a lie, if you still think so, prove it wrong.. ;)

My dad is a geologist, according to him there will be a short ICE AGE within the next 300 or so years.

Oh, that's very interesting, tell us more, Tankbuster! :)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 13, 2011, 03:35:13 PM
I would, but my dad is out on tour
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: cephalos on December 13, 2011, 05:38:25 PM
well Maxi, fabrics and stuff are emitting +/- 3% of all CO2 that gets to the atmosphere. Rest - mostly volcanos, burning savannas, forests, etc.  Also our planet is quite unstable one - earthquakes, tsunami waves, volcanos, thunderstorms. How do you know if it is just normal way that Earth lives - sometimes cooler, sometimes hotter. The funniest thing is the fact that most of people watches too much TV and believes 'scientists' who claim that global warming is dangerous. The fact is that there is a group of people who are making money on this myth, so they try to prove the existence of global warming. Though I'm not the kind of person who believes in world-wide conspiracy  ;)

Of course you can believe in anything you want - in God, aliens, unicorns or global warming. It doesn't matter to me. The fact that matters is the fact that in many cases people are making money by lying to others.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 13, 2011, 11:54:19 PM
Lets go back to the Zombie Apocalypse guys, what would be your 2 primary weapon, secondary weapon, how many and which people would you take with you, and where do we meet to plan the international resistance to the zombie menace?

I guess I would whip out my prototype XEBR-22 (pic at the bottom) as primary, my UZI PRO-with 9mm Beta C-Mag as my other primary, S&W M1911 as secondary, I would round up my zombie killing-game buddies, and then go off to find Fish and Cranial :) Can't think of a good place to meet up with the rest of the world though, any suggestions, got to be somewhere were most people can get quickly and easily (so not Australia, sorry Dennis, not France, cause the French smell, Russia is a xenophobic wasteland of stupidity so no, guess that leaves either Britannia or Deutschland, that's up to vote I guess)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 14, 2011, 12:31:09 AM
I have my gun, l'll describe what it does:

1. Push the button
2. Kills zombies everywhere

Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 14, 2011, 01:07:01 AM
I guess I would whip out my prototype XEBR-22 (pic at the bottom) as primary, my UZI PRO-with 9mm Beta C-Mag as my other primary, S&W M1911 as secondary, I would round up my zombie killing-game buddies, and then go off to find Fish and Cranial :)


I am touched by this  :D. New Yorkers fightin zombies 8). I would use a shotgun (cause that works good close quarters) and a machine gun (cause that has lots of bullets :P). It would be.....interesting :P. I would as get a chainsaw >:D. HAHA DIE ZOMBIES Theres a video series like this on machinima where this group must ban together and they play video games and they must fight off zombies. Machinima never finished the series though :'(

And about the Global warming, cephalos, you said that ppl profit from this. I'd like to know who (I dont need like every name just some general info) cause I've never really heard of this. Yes, green groups get money due to donations but so do cancer reasearch centers and poverty aid centers but they put their funds to good use. Not always but still, the majority try :P Im not trying to sound mean or sarcastic, just giving some examples :D

And I kinda agree that climate change happens every now and then. Like the Ice Age. But the rate which we are experiencing it at is....weird? The earth can usually stabalize itself from things like this (theres a term in biology but I dont remember it  :-\). However the things we are doing to the earth (like garbage dumps, lots of gas in the air from cows (thats right :P) and cars, and the chemicals we use impede this healing process and in some cases, cause damage.

Take the BP oil spills. The Gulf of Mexico eventually healed from the oil (apprently the bacteria ate some of it? not sure dont get mad at me if I'm wrong :-\) but the oil still hurts alot of animals and marine life. Our carbon foot print has had a semi damaging effect on nature and its had to live with it and adapt. But its not easy (for nature). Like pidgeons in cities ;D

And all of this arguement over global warming is not intending to hurt any feelings or critize anyone's mentality. There is such a thing as healthy arguements and positive debates:D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 14, 2011, 01:32:58 AM
Seeme, you used to be a a lot more descriptive....

And Fish don't remind me of the pigeons, those things are evil, them and the seagulls, those farkin crap bombs used to eat my french fries when I was a little kid
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 14, 2011, 01:41:19 AM
Seeme, you used to be a a lot more descriptive....

And Fish don't remind me of the pigeons, those things are evil, them and the seagulls, those farkin crap bombs used to eat my french fries when I was a little kid

Pidgeons aren't evil XD. I once was eating and a crowd of pidgeons came. I thought I'd get them to leave by throwing some food away from me. They all chased it and came back to me. Then they kept getting closer an closer to me so I used my umbrella to scare them away ;D. They are tenacious ;D. And lately the pidgeons are kinda fat :P. Guess they finally figured out how to open th McDonalds garge bin ;D

And I haven't met many seagulls. But I feel for the loss of your fries ;D. I see then everynow and then :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 14, 2011, 07:13:41 AM
Tankbuster's Zombie survival guide




1.                            Apply lots of makeup

2.                            Shout BRAIINS!!!

3.                            Survive



Note: If it doesn't work strap yourselves with 10 Kg of C4 and BOOM
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 14, 2011, 11:45:49 AM
LOL Its like the movie Zombieland where the guy dressed as a zombie to not get eaten  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: cephalos on December 14, 2011, 11:58:10 AM
@Dennis - what type of zombies we fight? Brooks's zombies - slow, stupid, only destrying brain kills them, or L4D ones?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 14, 2011, 12:07:24 PM
I'd much rather fight slow and stupid ones instead of frenzied zombies who are fast as hell :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 14, 2011, 12:54:10 PM
L4D zombies
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 15, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
LOL imagne a Boomer in real life  :P. Ewwwwwwww :-\
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 15, 2011, 04:44:09 AM
:f7u12: i missed the zombie apocalypse thread!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 15, 2011, 07:44:59 AM
What will you do when you find out the world won't end?Feel stupid? Feel mad? or feel hungry?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 15, 2011, 07:45:58 AM
Feel hungry  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 17, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
My House is a fortress....

Only 2 Doors, windows not accessible from the ground, crap pile of wood we don't use, the whole thing is made out of brick/steel pillars (Unlike the new modern homes which are made out of plastic), and we are primary in the woods, but their are some neighbors nearby.

As far as am guessing, living about a year before I get eaten, because sooner or later I will get bored and just walk outside slapping all the zombies.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 17, 2011, 09:56:49 PM
where the heck do you live seeme?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 07:38:51 AM
Doesnt he live in Pennsylvania ??? Why not use a ladder to get to ur windows ;D?

I would probably go into hiding with a couple of people and weapons if there were zombies :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 18, 2011, 03:03:07 PM
As far as am guessing, living about a year before I get eaten, because sooner or later I will get bored and just walk outside slapping all the zombies.


Seeme: the new Chuck Norris
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 03:04:59 PM
Since when does Chuck Norris get eaten by zombies ???
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 18, 2011, 03:11:36 PM
He doesn't. Seeme will kill them all by slapping them
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 03:15:40 PM
Seems.......a tad impossible :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 18, 2011, 03:21:35 PM
What if the zombies is on fire? XD

And screw primary weapons! If we cant have the T35 in EF well lets have it in a zombie apocalypse! I would group up with a bunch of friends and go around in that baby killing stuff!

( dont start talking about the weak armour, its not like the zombies have AT XD)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 03:22:33 PM
Why not just drive a M1A1 Abrams :P ?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 18, 2011, 03:23:13 PM
It is not too fuel efficient now is it?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 03:24:03 PM
Neither is a dual turrented soviet tank :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 18, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
But It has 2 turrets, so The rate of blowing zombies increases by 2
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 18, 2011, 03:33:26 PM
Excatly! And it have a crew of 11 men! Thats 10 friends inclusive me! ;D the Abrahams have like.. 3 men as a crew?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 18, 2011, 03:46:08 PM
If thats the case why not just stay on a Aircraft carier :P. Or a cruise ship :P. Guns, food, and room ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Mass Killer DL on December 18, 2011, 04:15:54 PM
If its going to be an Apocalypse it better be a Zombie Apocalypse, the world at the moment can be so darn boring making you want to go mad on a Zombie Horde with what ever weapons you have available, I happen to have a bunch of Swords I collect :) so hacking and slashing my way through the street ...
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 19, 2011, 07:21:27 AM
And there are so many old weapons that you will get your hands on one w/o problems so you can just start blasting away.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 19, 2011, 09:53:45 AM
Yeah but I dont wanna be eaten alive :-\
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dann88 on December 19, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
If Zombie apocalypse really happended, it's pretty easy to have a tank to get in and make some wild actions(at least in post Soviet countries like mine). The real difficulty is when you have to live in a post (Zombie) apocaplyse, noone want to be your GF, no Internet Porns, harder to find food, completely change of the neighborhood etc... Boring, lonely and desperate will make you suffer before the inevitable dead :(
(http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp23/duck9411/images.jpg)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 19, 2011, 12:43:19 PM
Bizarro always makes me laugh. I'd rather drive an AC instead of a tank. Superior anti Infantry/Zombie capabilities.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 19, 2011, 12:46:29 PM
I rather wait til the government cleans it up.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 19, 2011, 12:48:49 PM
Yup, always a valid option.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 19, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
An airship would be cool!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 20, 2011, 12:41:56 AM
You guys realize there may be other scenarios?  :P.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 20, 2011, 01:12:21 AM
An airship would be cool!

doood!!! that would be awsome!!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 20, 2011, 01:28:30 AM
An airship would be cool!

doood!!! that would be awsome!!

If only that existed :P. Given that we have...........2 weeks until 2012 thats not alot of time to develop one :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 20, 2011, 01:39:58 AM
steal one from Good frikin' year.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 20, 2011, 01:57:58 AM
What blimp carries enough supplies to keep us going :P. And besides what if there are zombies on the blimp :P?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dann88 on December 20, 2011, 05:19:07 AM
DON'T WORRY! in 1 week, you can fly to the nearest post-soviet countries and buy lots of tanks and APC and maybe a Soviet zeppelin in Red Alert 2 (if it even existed). Best choices until now are cruise ships (too expensive but comfortable :P), tanks (too slow but some has anti-nuke ability) and a big ass zeppelin(when you run out of fuel, you and still fly(or float)) :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 20, 2011, 05:38:28 AM
Or an aircraft carrier :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 20, 2011, 06:07:58 AM
lol, man you really like that aircraft carrier idea dont you? ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 20, 2011, 06:41:11 AM
seems he does. How about a submarine?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 20, 2011, 12:16:32 PM
Cause I wanna drive a fighter while shooting up zombies ;D

And plus its seems like the most practial idea out there. Other than a cruise ship but that cost money :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 20, 2011, 04:47:58 PM
...while it is free to get an aircraft carrier. You just have to overpower an entire crew capable of killing you with their bare hands.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 20, 2011, 07:23:43 PM
i see your point fish.it is a good idea, and feasible too. @tankbuster, if the crew were zombies, you could lure them out by starting as police siren or some other loud noise outside the aircraft carrier.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 20, 2011, 09:52:48 PM
Lets just go to a tropical island and barricade the beaches. Free Coconuts ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 20, 2011, 10:43:20 PM
and oranges  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2011, 12:19:17 AM
Meh, I prefer oranges and pinapples to coconuts. But I guess you can drink from them  ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 21, 2011, 04:12:50 AM
Problem with Oranges and Pineapples is that we will lose our teeth really quickly, so i prefer Coconuts
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 21, 2011, 07:07:43 AM
And you can use them to bash open zombie heads.  You could probably land up in cannibal infested islands tho. You would get eaten anyway then.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2011, 08:49:12 AM
Problem with Oranges and Pineapples is that we will lose our teeth really quickly, so i prefer Coconuts

Wait, coconuts have sugar too. I think. And those fruits help stop scurvy  :P

Who knows maybe there will be something else on this deserted island
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dann88 on December 21, 2011, 08:51:55 AM
DEAD ISLAND!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2011, 08:54:26 AM
LOL zombie pirates  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 21, 2011, 11:23:43 AM
YARR!! BRAIINS
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2011, 11:51:21 AM
LOL Zombie with peg leg and Zombie parrot.

Parrot: "SQUAWK! Brains! Polly wants ur head." :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 21, 2011, 09:52:41 PM
Lets live on the moon :)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 21, 2011, 09:57:01 PM
Lets live on the moon :)

Seemeeee, take us to your moon map :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 22, 2011, 01:10:07 AM
Lets live on the moon :)

Seems a bt unfeasible  :P. But cant hurt 2 try  ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 22, 2011, 04:11:22 AM
"And as we kiss the Earth goodbye lets us all recall the most important deaths in the last 20 years":

1) Mr. Scruff
2) The Silver Power Ranger
3) Seeme's Orange
4) Reason
5) Seeme's and my Kubelwagon
6) The USSR
7) Rock
8 ) Kim Jong Il (can't say that with a straight face :P )
9) Sonic the Hedgehog
10) ummm Redguard  ::)
11) Billy Mays
12) The millions who lost their lives to Skyrim.
13) Eugene Stoner
14) Cinematography
15) Gaddafi
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 22, 2011, 04:32:22 AM
well, it seems kinda random, but if your saying it for the last 20 years, im pretty sure your missing some people. osama bin laden, billy mays, etc..
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 22, 2011, 05:00:25 AM
I said most important deaths not people who the world could have been better without. Osama was half dead anyway, Billy Mays might have to be on that list though
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 22, 2011, 05:26:30 AM
Hmmmmm, maybe we get to see him in the next life :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Seeme on December 22, 2011, 12:53:08 PM
Am going to miss reason :'(
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 22, 2011, 02:25:42 PM
Hmmmmm, maybe we get to see him in the next life :P
Don't know if he believes in reincarnation  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 23, 2011, 12:38:29 AM
Maybe he did :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 31, 2011, 04:47:15 AM
Well in about 1 day from now that world will supposedly end or at least begin its process of imminent demise Any last minute regrets or desires feel free to shout em out.

If the world does explode there's alot of people I wished I had filled with lead >:D. Unfortunately that will never happen no matter what :'(
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 31, 2011, 05:57:43 AM
Actually it's the 21st or 23rd of December 2012.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: HerrVoss on December 31, 2011, 07:14:34 AM
Back to the zombie apocalypse, I have always thought that holding up in a self-storage center would be ideal. Hundreds of brick and steel, individually locked units could provide shelter and protection for myself, friends, and all the useless crap I will hord when everyone else is infected. Here in California I am close to good appliance stores, Camp Penalton, (a huge USMC base) and I am very handy when it comes to living off the land. Another vialbe option would be an off shore oil rig.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 31, 2011, 04:26:47 PM
Or a paradise Island that is isolated but has nice stuff (Hawaii anyone?

Actually it's the 21st or 23rd of December 2012.

Really? I thought it was suppose to be the beginning of the year :P. In that csse: YAAAH! One more year to live (supposively)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 31, 2011, 05:22:02 PM


JUST 2 HRS for 2012
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 31, 2011, 05:25:48 PM
I am posting this from the future. Just FYI, 2012 feels just like 2011.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 31, 2011, 05:27:35 PM
How's the future?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 31, 2011, 05:28:46 PM
How did you get there, Dennis?? Teach me, master!  ;D

More than six hours to go - I'm gone for now. See you in 2012 guys!  :)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 31, 2011, 05:32:39 PM
The key is moving to a far Eastern country that has epic beaches. Or you can install a flux capacitor in an old Delorean and reach 88 miles per hour (141km/hr). I've heard wormholes with the Hadron collider work too but I haven't personally tried that one yet.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 31, 2011, 05:35:02 PM
Epic beaches - hell yeah!  8)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 31, 2011, 05:39:22 PM
A bit late for that isn't it.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 31, 2011, 06:33:44 PM
Well Im still in 2011

Hows the weather in 2012  8) ;D?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on January 01, 2012, 03:58:32 AM
hows the hole in the ozone layer? ;) jk man.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 01, 2012, 04:34:04 AM
hows the hole in the ozone layer?

Feeling warm :P JK ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on January 01, 2012, 04:36:36 AM
It's actually rather hot here today. I think it's 30 something degrees Celcius.

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!@!!!1!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on January 01, 2012, 05:18:26 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 01, 2012, 05:28:59 AM
30 min till New Years (here)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on January 01, 2012, 05:40:08 AM
t minus 20
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 01, 2012, 06:52:28 AM
Well the world hasn't exploded right now so that must be a good thing  :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on January 01, 2012, 12:57:37 PM
I guess.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 01, 2012, 03:51:12 PM
Any new years resolutions? Anyone?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on January 01, 2012, 05:35:13 PM
My resolution is not to fail any tests, oh and to be a little less akward with ma girl
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on January 01, 2012, 06:21:28 PM
To get a driver license, complete my movie I have been working waaay to long on, do another movie, get a girlfriend and I have been thinking about getting a gun license just for the lulz XD
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on January 01, 2012, 11:23:14 PM
driver liscence, abs, get to Wehrmacht level 12 on my new account, dunk a basketball, get into running.

btw, we might want to rename this thread 2013. or start a new one.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on January 01, 2012, 11:44:17 PM
Lulz, we should rename it
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 02, 2012, 01:26:11 AM
Why rename it ???

Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on January 02, 2012, 08:09:51 AM
Yeah, the year just started :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on January 02, 2012, 10:20:54 PM
so what, is this facebook where you can tell people what youre doing in 2012? no, we should rename it.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 02, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
so what, is this facebook where you can tell people what youre doing in 2012? no, we should rename it.

Well, no, its not facebook nor twitter. Originally this thread was suppose to discuss the possibility of a Apocalypse. But that clearly never happened :P. Why bother renaming it "2013" and start discussing the world ending in 2013 if we still have more than 360 days left :P?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on January 02, 2012, 11:02:55 PM
you've got a point. well , its your choice.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Mattdamon07 on January 08, 2012, 05:33:30 AM
by the time earth's time is up, i think us humans would have already died out or killed each other, died out i mean by a super disease.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 08, 2012, 05:36:49 AM
Question is: Who shall supercede us humans  ???
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Mattdamon07 on January 08, 2012, 05:39:10 AM
Apes, kinda of like planet of the apes theme maybe, there the most likely to succeced us.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 08, 2012, 05:43:28 AM
apes which eventually evolve into us :P. Larger versions of us :-X
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on January 08, 2012, 10:48:05 AM
PLASTIC MONSTERS!!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 08, 2012, 10:49:49 AM
PLASTIC MONSTERS!!

Sounds like army men toys gone wild  ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on January 08, 2012, 03:08:30 PM
SUPER MUTANTS!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 08, 2012, 06:24:32 PM
I'd rather get attack by plastic monsters than super mutants. At least the plastic monsters I can burn + melt easily ;D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 13, 2012, 10:52:24 PM
Reviveing this dead thread for the sake of the oncoming apocalypse. gents, how will you spend your last days?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: BurroDiablo on December 13, 2012, 10:55:14 PM
Drinking and working, same as usual
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 13, 2012, 10:58:04 PM
Eating :P. And playing with my toys :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: neosdark on December 14, 2012, 02:40:30 AM
Banging my girlfriend and then laughing because according to the Mayan Long Count Calendar its already 2013, since they didn't have a leap year 8)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Walentin 'Walki' L. on December 14, 2012, 06:15:47 AM
Didn't somebody already think that the calender ends because the Maya civilization just died before they could extend it?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dann88 on December 14, 2012, 07:05:37 AM
Well, no matter what day the apocaplyse happens, I will still work, drink, eat, fuck etc... like normal day until it really happen then I will spend 1 second say out loud "HOLY SHIT" in my mind then... keep living forward. My life changed a lot already and I got used to it.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Otto Halfhand on December 14, 2012, 07:57:49 AM
The Irish say the day the name of Fionn MacCumhal is not heard will be the day the World ends. There, I've said it. I make a habit of telling Finn McCool stories every time these dates roll around... for the Crack of it.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Max 'DonXavi' von B. on December 14, 2012, 04:20:33 PM
Drinking and working, same as usual

Same here, apart from working
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dzierzan on December 14, 2012, 05:25:30 PM
We'll be drinking, eating, sleeping, working, shitting, dancing etc. There won't be any better end of world.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 14, 2012, 06:42:09 PM
back here in California, a San Francisco cop got drunk and went on a Lamborghini joyride at 100+ mph in the Broadway tunnel. i dont know if thats anything special for you guys in germany with your autobhann, but its pretty crazy here.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 14, 2012, 10:15:57 PM
Well after spending my time reading every post in this thread i see it started out normal then went to shit.

First problem: Zombie apocalypse. Key word Apocalypse! meaning the end of the world and all of you dying.

Second Problem: The Mayans were killed before continuing to make calender, as previously stated.

Third Problem: The calender was made before the leap year was invented by Julius Caeser.

Fourth Problem: Their days are different than ours. The Maya calendar consists of several cycles, all different length.

How can they predict the end of the world if they can't get weather right? Example: The other day they said snow all night. It snowed for 30 more minutes then stopped for the rest of the night.

To explain the odd weather, it's because the poles are flipping which happens every 10000 years or so(i don't know how often they flip) So weather is changing.

The world will not end simple as that. If you believe it then you are just a "band wagon fan" of every other person saying it will end because of a different calender. So that's my input, feel free to critic me if i am wrong somewhere.

-Tehcumseh

P.S. The funniest people on the forum, from my experience are; Seeme, Sommarkatze and GodLikeDennis(who is god so ya know) felt everyone should know my thoughts.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 14, 2012, 11:01:57 PM
Well after spending my time reading every post in this thread i see it started out normal then went to shit.

Thats generally how EF works :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 14, 2012, 11:03:35 PM
P.S. The funniest people on the forum, from my experience are; Seeme, Sommarkatze and GodLikeDennis(who is god so ya know) felt everyone should know my thoughts.
wtf? what about the rest?  >:(
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 14, 2012, 11:08:25 PM
Eh... Not as funny to me. It's not that i don't like you guys, because i like everyone on the Forum in there own special way. Just there comedy surpasses everyone else. 
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Otto Halfhand on December 15, 2012, 06:22:36 AM
P.S. The funniest people on the forum, from my experience are; Seeme, Sommarkatze and GodLikeDennis(who is god so ya know) felt everyone should know my thoughts.
I have to go along with the notion as concerns Sommarkatze. He is one of the most amusing people I have encountered on the internet. He does interesting cartoons as well.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: stealthattack1 on December 15, 2012, 06:30:43 AM
funny on the internet is different than funny in real life to be sure. ;) but i agree with you about GLD and somm. but imo, "orange" is not a joke.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 15, 2012, 06:35:51 AM
As far as am guessing, living about a year before I get eaten, because sooner or later I will get bored and just walk outside slapping all the zombies.

How do you not find that funny?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 15, 2012, 03:31:02 PM
So guys about this end of the world thing :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 15, 2012, 05:38:37 PM
P.S. The funniest people on the forum, from my experience are; Seeme, Sommarkatze and GodLikeDennis(who is god so ya know) felt everyone should know my thoughts.
I have to go along with the notion as concerns Sommarkatze. He is one of the most amusing people I have encountered on the internet. He does interesting cartoons as well.




P.S. The funniest people on the forum, from my experience are; Seeme, Sommarkatze and GodLikeDennis(who is god so ya know) felt everyone should know my thoughts.


funny on the internet is different than funny in real life to be sure. ;) but i agree with you about GLD and somm. but imo, "orange" is not a joke.

You guys <3 Thanks! That means a lot to me! Your the best! Love you all! EF Forum is the best! <3

To add something to the thread. I usually dont believe in this apocalypse stuff. But somehow.. This 21 dec 2012 time.. Some little part of me is freaking out. I mean, wouldnt it be ironic if it actually happend? Could somebody please say something really smart and with a great source to calm me down XD

Hm. Might work as pickup line?

Hey you know, the world is going down in a couple of days..?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 15, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
If you go to the first page of the forum GLD has a long paragraph about how its a bunch a bullshit. I thought what i posted at the top of this page was smart :/

Don't worry man, it's not going to end. They say it will end all the time and does it? No. Most recent examples, 2000, 2006, 2011. Were still alive aren't we?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 16, 2012, 01:37:46 AM
Lets all not worry about it. If we are wrong then we go about our normal lives. If so then might as well make the  most of it
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 16, 2012, 01:56:43 AM
But if you make most of it and mess something up because you had the mindset "Who cares what i do the worlds ending" then your life is ruined.

I suggest living your life as you normally do and act if this doomsday bullshit never happened
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 16, 2012, 03:16:53 AM
No one says you have to blow your money and go crazy ::)

Most people assume they have to do everything humanly possible prior to their death. You can still have fun with out spending all our money and slapping your boss
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 16, 2012, 03:25:58 AM
I'm gonna have to be a downer in this thread and say the 2012 apocalypse is nothing. The reality is the day WILL be the end of the world for millions of people, just like every other day, for whom it could've been prevented. Disease, famine, violence etc. are all the things we should be worried about and geared towards combating. IMO this day should've been set as a huge fundraiser. Let the people who truly think it will be the end of the world give away their money to help the people less fortunate who really need it. Instead they will all spend their money on drugs and prostitutes that day to have a good time.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: EasyCalic on December 16, 2012, 03:38:57 AM
But that generates the problem that... that money won't be seeing any less fortunate people. Fundrasing isn't really an option when you aren't certain someone with already enough money in their pockets will end with that money instead.

And on an even darker downer... we should bet on how many people will off themselves this 21st... a thousand? ten thousand? thirty thousand people in the blink of an eye as the world effing watched? I don't know about you, but I really think we'll have an important decrease in population before this christmas...
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 16, 2012, 04:02:17 AM
Honestly I would just regard that as natural selection. I don't see why anyone would be stupid enough to off themselves on the day of the world's ending (supposedly) just because it has a chance of coming true. We have just as much chance of being hit by a huge piece of space debris any day of the year without governments telling us about it. What would killing yourself even matter if you're to die anyway?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 16, 2012, 03:56:33 PM
Thanks! <3
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Otto Halfhand on December 16, 2012, 06:30:00 PM
All the End of the world talk is irrelevant. Heat Death will get the universe someday. Why should it impact your way of doing things. Perhaps if you become anxious about the predictions of experts in this regard you should consider the "end of the world" as metaphor. The day after you can start "Plan B" to change your own way of doing things, for the better.

This is the third time this year "the end of the World" has been scheduled. Some folks will never get the trains to run on time.

Per GLD's fundraising suggestion. Good Idea! If anyone has a Whyte "Lady" Banjo they won't need anymore please PM me. I have been trying to acquire one for decades.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: GodlikeDennis on December 21, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
So, doomsday is a scorching hot day here but nothing too out of the ordinary. The zombies even got one of my neighbours I don't like. :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2012, 02:59:52 AM
I hope you are joking O_o. But if not save me a zombie :D
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tehcumseh on December 21, 2012, 03:08:08 AM
He's kidding... How could you believe that statement? and if there were zombies why would he post a casual relaxed comment...
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 21, 2012, 03:27:55 AM
I dont think you realized the fact I was joking too  ::)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tankbuster on December 21, 2012, 05:08:28 AM
So, doomsday is a scorching hot day here but nothing too out of the ordinary. The zombies even got one of my neighbours I don't like. :D

Strange things happen in the southern hemisphere.

Last day for me.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Otto Halfhand on December 21, 2012, 06:04:32 AM
I understand they stand on their heads and walk on the hands.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: BurroDiablo on December 21, 2012, 07:38:33 AM
Christmas in the summer? Preposterous!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dann88 on December 21, 2012, 01:01:29 PM
I'm still alive :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: bangalor44 on December 21, 2012, 01:29:55 PM
the world ended I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: krupp steel on December 22, 2012, 04:59:20 PM
Well it looks like 2012 was a joke.  The only thing a bit strange yesterday was the lack of sunlight and more rain all day but other than that everything was perfectly normal.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 22, 2012, 05:51:26 PM
It was super windy here :P
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Mattdamon07 on December 23, 2012, 02:04:41 AM
Well it looks like 2012 was a joke.  The only thing a bit strange yesterday was the lack of sunlight and more rain all day but other than that everything was perfectly normal.


Yes perfectly normal. maybe a bit too normal  :-X
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: krupp steel on December 24, 2012, 06:43:22 AM
I can imagine how angry and poor those who bunkered down and made shelters were when they found out 2012 was a false theory.  From now on dont believe any world-ending theory anyone tells you from then on (unless there is a WW3 :P)
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 24, 2012, 03:59:03 PM
Well they can recycle their bunkers when the next apocalypse comes.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Otto Halfhand on December 27, 2012, 03:53:18 PM
I can imagine how angry and poor those who bunkered down and made shelters were when they found out 2012 was a false theory.  From now on dont believe any world-ending theory anyone tells you from then on (unless there is a WW3 :P)
Oh 132! Every cloud has a silver lining. Use your old Apocalypse Bunker as a party room for the next Apocalypse hype.