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Title: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: irik on December 26, 2011, 05:00:06 PM
How hard would it be for zombies to try to break through Kursk? not only are there about 2 million men, but there are 5,00 tanks, 25,000 types of guns, artillery, and about 2,800 aircraft. This came to my mind after to have been looking up stuff on the Battle of Kursk.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 26, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
Pretty hard for the zombies IMO. How many zombies are we talking about here? How much munitions and supplies do the SU have? What weapons do they get? Have many civies to soldiers in Kursk ???
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: irik on December 26, 2011, 06:05:00 PM
We're talking like about a million. I don't think there will be civilians.  It's just a big fortress. The Defense has as many resources as the USSR can give them, although they won't use all of it.
The weapons they get is what they have.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: SnappingTurtle on December 26, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
The thing about zombies is when the Russians lose one the zombies gain one. Imagine the ultimate med bunker. Also, are these George Romero zombies or 28 days later zombies?
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Dann88 on December 26, 2011, 07:31:13 PM
It will be clearer that: number of zombies equals the number of Germans soldiers in Kursk, it will be cool if they're the zombies from L4D or Cod WaW, bolt action rifles vs fast zombies, forget the automatic guns, artys and tanks :D
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 26, 2011, 09:22:35 PM
I still think the Russians would win. Tanks will utterly pwn zombies. And the Russians had aircraft
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Sommarkatze on December 26, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
Russians would win. They have been building defences for like 4-6 weeks!
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on December 27, 2011, 06:52:02 AM
Russians, Pilots would have a helluva time strafing zombie hordes as they charge into minefields.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: SublimeSnugz on December 27, 2011, 12:02:04 PM
Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Cranialwizard on December 27, 2011, 02:48:30 PM
Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG

You kill them off early and don't panic then perhaps the Motherland would have a chance. Otherwise if you don't keep calm you're done.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 27, 2011, 04:21:48 PM
Are the Soviets even good marksmen in general? If they cant kill the zombies off fast then they'll have a big problem :P. But then again they have a swarm of T-34 tanks. So my money is still on them
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on December 27, 2011, 05:11:16 PM
And Stalin will troll the zombies into defeat with his propaganda thus making their primitive brains asplode. ;D
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Dann88 on December 27, 2011, 06:47:40 PM
T-34 + Soviet's brutality will own the zombies :P
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on December 27, 2011, 06:49:16 PM
Zombie tanks will munch on t-34 head (read turret)
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on December 28, 2011, 01:57:35 AM
Zombies have no tank :P
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on December 28, 2011, 06:36:26 AM
Phat boomers/ HL opfor gonomes
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: irik on January 02, 2012, 04:30:34 PM
Anything Russia can't defeat? lol jk
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 02, 2012, 06:46:13 PM
THe russians could bomb the zombies + use mines excessively
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: irik on January 02, 2012, 11:05:21 PM
that's true. the tanks could just drive them around, running them over. the artillery can just fire and fire, killing them. also, i think the zombies would be very lucky to have anywhere near what the Germans had to try to break the defense.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on January 03, 2012, 05:54:18 AM
Zombie tigergruppe call in.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 03, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Siberian Tiger Zombies?  ;D
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Mattdamon07 on January 11, 2012, 04:28:59 PM
imagine the god of war on them....
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on January 11, 2012, 04:30:48 PM
That is stuff oscar winning movies are made of.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 12, 2012, 12:45:41 AM
I dont think SU has a GOW ablity in RL :P. More like simple arty cannons  :P
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on January 12, 2012, 07:23:56 AM
Dozens of batteries of simple Arty cannons
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Mattdamon07 on January 12, 2012, 12:35:05 PM
well what about the rocket launchers?
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 12, 2012, 11:33:43 PM
Rocet Arty I guess. Still arty  :P
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Sommarkatze on January 13, 2012, 06:47:31 PM
IRL arty would be much worse than god of war. There is no time limit and you could continue firing all day long untill the ammo is depleted! Bombing for days WW1 style YEAH <3
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: irik on January 13, 2012, 10:20:29 PM
in that case, 90% probability that the red army infantry and tanks will go without firing a round or bullet if them zombies are pwned by artillery and mined.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 14, 2012, 12:54:34 AM
I think its official. SU wins by arty alone  :P

Now what about Russian zombies vs German soldiers at Berlin ???
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on January 14, 2012, 08:40:55 AM
King Tigers will crush the zombies into oblivion.
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Mattdamon07 on January 14, 2012, 08:51:23 AM
wirbilwinds will do better
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Pac-Fish on January 14, 2012, 03:26:46 PM
Im starting to think the only reason zombie would ever win is b/c the humans have no guns (notice zombie movies occur in small, unarmed towns)

And the Germans have MG42. Tear them to pieces!
Title: Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
Post by: Tankbuster on January 14, 2012, 03:29:27 PM
"Rip them to Shreds"