no no I was wondering if YOU guys had any good ones
Ooh, I'm interested :) Do tell me more ;)
Loup your just giving us more reasons to make fun of you and France ;D
But I am french :(
Therefore I am not smart enough to go look any of them up :(
The thirties, the meeting of the Politburo. Stalin said:That's good did he really say that?
- I have two suggestions: the first - let's shoot all of the Politburo, the second - let's repainted the Kremlin in green.
Everyone is silent, but suddenly, a young Communist asks:
- Comrade Stalin, but why is green?
- As I thought, there are no objection about the first suggestion.
Love the "In Soviet Russia, job hunt you!" pic ;Dlol yeah
I was just reading this topic while a friend posted me with this.WTF????
Its an AK-47 joke so...
Multi-Purpose AK-47 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDFL5_Jfhfc&feature=player_embedded#normal)
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU.
I already sent that (think it was first post!!!!!)but you did not have a picture :P
In soviet Russia, Toilet uses you!
well,
in Soviet Russia comp stomps you!
In soveit Russia, post button click on you.glad to see the guy that I "trolled" on back ;D guess what? I wouldn't mind the Finish now, if it meant the Spaniards wouldn't get a whole bloody army in the game
i dont get it....It is the Russian language with English words:
cause i aint no russian
"Stalin:We will attack Germany, it will be a hard and long war.
Molotov: And then?
Stalin:We will take France, it will be even harder but we will make it."
how will it be harder to take France........
Modern:"the Russian Facebook" - "Incontact" (http://vkontakte.ru) ("In Touch") ::)
"In Putin-Russia no Facebook, Book Face you!"
hehe, "Facebook" was easier, dunno how I'd go about with "Incontact" ;DQuoteModern:"the Russian Facebook" - "Incontact" (http://vkontakte.ru) ("In Touch") ::)
"In Putin-Russia no Facebook, Book Face you!"
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job
In America, your job determines your marksnice I love both of them
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job
In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
Indeed ;D.In America, your job determines your marksnice I love both of them
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job
In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
Somethings wrong with it -.- the video won't play properly :P
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OzXJuNyMIKE/S4NOzfBxrHI/AAAAAAAABQA/4aUzAK0fxJQ/s400/BL_VERTICAL_beardly4_russia_sm.jpg)haha In soviet russia http://cheezburger.com/sweetkate/lolz/View/1804550912 (http://cheezburger.com/sweetkate/lolz/View/1804550912)
'Nough said.
DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who said that? Grigori Rasputin?
After WWII, Soviet teacher asks the children what they have done during the war to help the Rodina.hahaha ;D... lol.
Mashenka raises her hand and says: "I helped to locate and rescue wounded soldiers under enemy fire." The teacher praises, "Very good, Mashenka, very good!"
Petenka raises his hand as well and says: "I went to the enemy t...territory together with our reconnaissance fighters." The teacher replied, "That's brave very much!"
Beaming inwardly with Marxist pride, the teacher then looks around for more students to call. "What's about you, Vovochka?"
Vovochka answers reluctantly, "I carried projectiles to gunners..." the teacher claps her hands. "That's good, Vovochka! What did they told you?"
Vovochka fidgets, looks around him and sheepishly replies,"Sehr gut, Voldemar, danke!"
After WWII, Soviet teacher asks the children what they have done during the war to help the Rodina.
Mashenka raises her hand and says: "I helped to locate and rescue wounded soldiers under enemy fire." The teacher praises, "Very good, Mashenka, very good!"
Petenka raises his hand as well and says: "I went to the enemy t...territory together with our reconnaissance fighters." The teacher replied, "That's brave very much!"
Beaming inwardly with Marxist pride, the teacher then looks around for more students to call. "What's about you, Vovochka?"
Vovochka answers reluctantly, "I carried projectiles to gunners..." the teacher claps her hands. "That's good, Vovochka! What did they told you?"
Vovochka fidgets, looks around him and sheepishly replies,"Sehr gut, Voldemar, danke!"
...It says "Very well, Vladimir, thanks!"
Can you translate that to english? Not everyone speaks german.
i was quoting the antagonist from Sherlock Holmes.no shit Sherlock XDDD haha I just had to sorry
Moscow, father, son, mother.
- Family, sit eating potatoes with herring "Ivasi!
- Let's drink vodka!
- Dad, may I go and look at Lenin, played on the balalaika and wash our bear?
- You can, but it is hot here, go turn off the nuclear reactor in the basement! And drink vodka! Yes, but where is your sister?
- Cleans the AK-47.
- Well done! Let her drink vodka!
- Dad, but today I wrote a "5" essay on the topic "For the Lenin I'm ready to rot in the mines!"
- Well done! Can the whole class to drink vodka!
- Wife, and where our grandfather?
- It should be in line for coupons for coupons!
- Good for you, let him drink vodka, how come!
- All had eaten, drink vodka and go to watch the Congress of the CPSU Central Committee!
Nice! I like the old lady one. That's great. Lets see the best I got... In soviet Russia, the horses ride you! Fail.
And Cadillac would be replaced by Volga ;D
And he will send thousands of Americans to the middle east to help populate it.
Kusumi Koharu - Balalaika (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF7J78C3aRo#)
Hey! Where did the Vodka Picture go!Censored by the motherland ;)...
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!In Soviet Russia You are Darth Vader's father.
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.
In the US, your job determines your marks
In USSR, Marx determines your job.
haha ;D
In soviet russia, game loose you.But you can't directly interfere with history at Leningrad since it is an important point in time....
(I've found a way to Win the Game, Find a TARDIS Then go back 30 years to Leningrad)
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(
In Soviet Russia, forum spams you!HAHA, i used that joke a few months ago in the Blistered Thumbs mod section regarding the Russian spam! ;D Sadly, we don't get much spam anymore. :'(
Oh, right. ;Dgoogle - it should help
Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...
"I can't unlock third greman faction, why?"
" When will be OH released?"
" Ostheer - where to download it?"
In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!
(Try to imagine the last one :P)
In Soviet Russia, video game units control you!
In Soviet Russia, Ostheer asks for you to be released!
In Soviet Russia, tanks skin you!
(Try to imagine the last one :P)
Anyway, what's with these 'in Soviet Russia' jokes? What do they mean? I never understood them...
Well if that's the case, it would be from the American perspective, wouldn't it? So in Russia, the jokes would be the other way around, right?
Yeah, erm... I don't think that actually happened. ;) :DTis just a Joke!
In Capitalist America, you shoot Nagant. In Soviet Russia, Nagant shoot you. :)
Who wouldn't want to be friends with a Person who donates 500$ to a game he can't play ;DPariah donated 500 dollars to EF?
^^Implication that Peach is trying to save Mario. ;)Hee hee, Super Princess Peach. Though its actually a game...
Really? Never heard of it...Don't blame you really. Nintendo's made so many Mario-based games it's difficult to count them all.
O.K. then, how about this?:In soviet Russia, Mushroom Find you!
In Soviet Russia, your giant turtle dragon thing is in another castle! ;D
You mean like, 'In Soviet Russia, drugs do you!'?No,
Hmm... I don't get it.Are in Soviet Russia jokes supposed to be understandable?