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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2010, 10:02:08 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!
Anf the Putin jokes aren't Soviet Russian, Putin leads a capitalist nation now.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2010, 06:13:03 AM »
In soviet russia tank drives you!


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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »
In soviet russia photo takes you.
In soviet russia cards cut you.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2010, 01:36:02 PM »
In Soviet Russia conscripts spam you!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2010, 04:37:37 PM »
 In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU.
In soviet russia prostitutes pay YOU.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2010, 08:09:45 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Eastern Front plays you!
In Soviet Russia, snowmen build you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2010, 08:36:08 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2010, 02:21:32 PM »
why?? thats the joke
in america you can watch big brother on telly
in soviet russia it watches you
and yes i am aware of the fact that the big brother is also the guy from the ovel 1984. this makes the joke even better.
In soviet russia mothe rin law kills YOU. :P
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2010, 05:18:25 AM »
Or perhaps that big brother watches the people in the house. That's the whole premises of the show.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2010, 05:34:44 PM »
another one on Stalin, one of my favorite ones:

The first Soviet comedy movie is shot and shown to Stalin behind closed doors. The actor who played main character, film studio (single one for the entire country certainly) director, and the Minister of Culture are present.

Having watched the movie Stalin summarizes: - Nice movie. Funny. But I'm concerned with the main character. He behaves so stupidly - and in the same time with his mustache bears so much resemblance to comrade Stalin... should our citizens see the film they would say "pf-f-f-f... such a stupid comrade Stalin"... I think it's a good idea to shoot this actor...
(the actor faints away)
...also, to shoot the film studio director who produces such shit...
(director faints away)
...also, to shoot the Minister who doesn't stand over what is being produced in his department...

Minister, with pale face: - Comrade Stalin... or maybe we just shave off his mustache in the next version?..
Stalin: - Alright. Another good way to do things.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2010, 05:47:59 PM »
"Only happy people have nightmares, from overeating. For those who live a nightmare reality, sleep is a black hole, lost in time, like death." - Guy Sajer, The Forgotten Soldier

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2010, 01:13:23 AM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2010, 01:31:51 AM »
in Soviet Russia you get shot for saying what I am saying right now  ;D

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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2010, 11:29:04 PM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2010, 06:35:18 AM »