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HyperSniper999
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February 12, 2010, 10:02:08 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!
Anf the Putin jokes aren't Soviet Russian, Putin leads a capitalist nation now.
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Versedhorison
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February 13, 2010, 06:13:03 AM »
In soviet russia tank drives you!
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Pauly3
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February 14, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »
In soviet russia photo takes you.
In soviet russia cards cut you.
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Vartuoosi
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February 16, 2010, 01:36:02 PM »
In Soviet Russia conscripts spam you!
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Pauly3
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February 16, 2010, 04:37:37 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU.
In soviet russia prostitutes pay YOU.
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HyperSniper999
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February 16, 2010, 08:09:45 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Eastern Front plays you!
In Soviet Russia, snowmen build you!
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Versedhorison
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February 17, 2010, 08:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Pauly3 on February 16, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU.
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Pauly3
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February 17, 2010, 02:21:32 PM »
why?? thats the joke
in america you can watch big brother on telly
in soviet russia it watches you
and yes i am aware of the fact that the big brother is also the guy from the ovel 1984. this makes the joke even better.
In soviet russia mothe rin law kills YOU.
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Versedhorison
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February 18, 2010, 05:18:25 AM »
Or perhaps that big brother watches the people in the house. That's the whole premises of the show.
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greyreth
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February 26, 2010, 05:34:44 PM »
another one on Stalin, one of my favorite ones:
The first Soviet comedy movie is shot and shown to Stalin behind closed doors. The actor who played main character, film studio (single one for the entire country certainly) director, and the Minister of Culture are present.
Having watched the movie Stalin summarizes: - Nice movie. Funny. But I'm concerned with the main character. He behaves so stupidly - and in the same time with his mustache bears so much resemblance to comrade Stalin... should our citizens see the film they would say "pf-f-f-f... such a stupid comrade Stalin"... I think it's a good idea to shoot this actor...
(the actor faints away)
...also, to shoot the film studio director who produces such shit...
(director faints away)
...also, to shoot the Minister who doesn't stand over what is being produced in his department...
Minister, with pale face: - Comrade Stalin... or maybe we just shave off his mustache in the next version?..
Stalin: - Alright. Another good way to do things.
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Hpt.Berger
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February 26, 2010, 05:47:59 PM »
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Versedhorison
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ford_prefect
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February 27, 2010, 01:31:51 AM »
in Soviet Russia you get shot for saying what I am saying right now
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Versedhorison
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thebomb
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