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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2010, 11:15:24 AM »
ah keep bringing in the lulz gentelmen
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2010, 04:06:51 PM »
In soviet russia cake eats youuuu!!
In soviet russia bed sleep on you!!
In soviet russia internet browsers keep tabs on you!!
In soviet russia we don't eliminate hunge, hunger eliminates you!! (a little cruel but lol)
In zombified russia brain eats you!

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2010, 01:43:57 AM »
In soviet Russia, books read YOU.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2010, 02:05:59 AM »
lol nice the book XD

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2010, 09:26:07 AM »
In soviet russia wife cheats on you.... :-*
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2010, 01:21:55 PM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2010, 02:43:28 PM »
I already sent that (think it was first post!!!!!)

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2010, 06:20:27 PM »
Mors Indecepta

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2010, 12:25:20 AM »
I already sent that (think it was first post!!!!!)
but you did not have a picture  :P


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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2010, 07:43:25 AM »
its in there its all good though ;)

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2010, 10:56:10 PM »
In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations.
In America, corporations control government.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2010, 12:00:06 AM »
nice

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2010, 02:41:08 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Santa Claus denies entry to bad foreigners.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2010, 11:51:08 AM »

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2010, 11:59:11 AM »
In USA you end wars.
In Soviet Russia war ends you.
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