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Offline Rikard Blixt

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(April Fools) Ostheer Doctrines
« on: March 31, 2010, 11:54:59 PM »
Eastern Front fans,

So, as promised, the time has come to start unveiling our official Ostheer faction plan. The Ostheer is the third Axis army, and literally means 'Army of the East'. Success of the faction relies only on popularity with the masses, so we present to you a WIP Doctrine List to suit high demand.

Thanks for downloading Eastern Front,

EF Dev Team
 
 

 
April Fools Joke
Don't worry, we will post some real news soon...


ARMY FORTRESS TROOPS

DEFENDERSBATTLEGROUP
Final Frontier
Storm Pioneers can conscruct Earthbunkers and Minefields.
City Warfare
Infantry receive a range and damage bonus when fighting from cover and buildings.
Fortifications
Field HQs can still operate when in isolated territory.
Durchbruch!
For a short period of time, vehicles can't get critical gits and infantry cannot get pinned down.
leFH
Call in a Light Field Howitzer.
Ferdinand
One-time call-in a Ferdinand.
ARMY FOREIGN TROOPS

DefensiveOffensive
Italian Support
Allows you to deploy Italian Breda M37 Teams from the Infantry Kommand Post.
Romanian Support
Allows you to deploy Elite Romanian Soldiers from the Schutzen War Camp.
Meatshields
Political Prisoners, civilians and POWs are called in as a single, large unit with 15 of them, a squad must be near them to for them to move.
División Azul
Call-in some of the finest Spanish volunteers will fight for you.
Hungarian Support
Allows you to deploy the Hungarian Light Tank "Toldi IIa" from the Panzer Kampf Factory.
Reinforcements
Two random (unlocked) foreign squads get called in. 10% chance of a Tiger.
ARMY ÜBER TROOPS

AIR FORCEHEAVY TANK GROUP
Hunters
Call-in a 3-man Squad, each equipped with a high-powered sniper rifle. Can run while camouflaged and will always one-shot all enemies.
Royal Tiger
Call in a Tiger II Henschel.
Blitz-bomber
Call in a bombing raid from the supersonic Arado Ar 234 plane, dropping it's bombing within seconds of target confirmation.
Little Mouse
The fearsome Panzer VIII Maus can now be built from the Factory.
For the Fatherland
Launch a V2-rocket to each of the enemy bases.
Monster
Deploy a Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster, to crush the Communist Scumbags, once and for all.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 09:53:05 PM by Rizz »
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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 12:00:46 AM »
hahahahaha nice one  :P sweet 1st april news
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 12:32:23 AM by huggy »

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 12:16:23 AM »
Ivan doesn't stand a chance!

obviously i now have to update my Ostheer campaign so as to 'accommodate' these new Doctrines.

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 12:21:32 AM »
hahahaha... thanks for the present ;).
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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 12:26:54 AM »
"Monster
Deploy a Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster, to crush the Communist Scumbags, once and for all."

Where is the Landkreuzer P-1000 Ratte?

Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster and Landkreuzer P-1000 Ratte in a picture.
newbielink:http://www.armchairgeneral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48388 [nonactive]

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 12:36:50 AM »
OMG OSTHEER IZ WAY OVAPOWEREDZ!!11 FIX NOAW PLZ/

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 01:05:23 AM »
ahahahah i really didnt expect that :D

good one  ;D

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 01:26:13 AM »
About the two doctrines, we can improve, I believe with certainty that we will.
But over ÜBER ARMY TROOPS, is a joke right? please say it is a joke and I'm stupid for not understanding. If it is not a joke or 1 April.....:)
 READ below

This is a nightmare, where is the balance? Lord Rommel? Help me! COH was just the best game of 2006 because it had a fantastic balance. (Almost like starcraft). Not to Ratte, Maus or Jagtiger etc etc etc. Please.

Landerzugs, Panzer 2, 3 .. We have great ideas. only need to organize it. I have read a lot of this forum, daily and learned to respect the opinion and common sense of some developers, wich by the way, did a fantastic job with the Red Army( keep up the good work  ;). We already have the body and soul, lets not lose focus in the final hour.


From a friend in South America
now very worried.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 02:26:25 AM by delmar77 »
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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 01:44:21 AM »
i like it defiantly cant wait

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 02:00:11 AM »
 I wouldn't be able to stop laughing if someone actually put the 1500 monster in the game.

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 02:47:17 AM »
april fools :P

but god would that be a lovely doctrine to go for :D.

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 03:31:38 AM »
Haha, good April Fools.  You had me going there for a moment with that last one.

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 05:37:05 AM »
yeah until the last one I was thinkin, "seriously? They are doing these doctrines?? They are crap!"

then I saw the Maus being produced and realized it was Apr 1st

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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 07:44:36 AM »
 ;D , April 1....
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Re: Ostheer Doctrines
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 09:14:21 AM »
lol you had be going until the last one.

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