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Offline Akalonor

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2010, 07:56:05 PM »
I open world builder and delete your previously thought invulnerable Bridge, than I place it on Charon and call-in an army of Tiger Aces . My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2010, 08:34:50 PM »
I downgrade everyone's CoH to 1.0, call in 3 Calliopes and 3 Uber Pershings, rush&take the bringe.

My unpatched bridge! :D
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2010, 09:22:35 PM »
"sealed into an indestructable container"
lol you have been watching the news to much about that oil spill XD
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2010, 10:54:20 PM »
it was an oil leak actually . anyway,  I call-in an army of vet 3 Sturmtoopers with Pansershrecks to obliterate all of your tanks and hold it against any units , My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2010, 11:12:39 PM »
I tell Neo to go on the bridge, he stops all the bullets and rockets, then my rifleman take out suprised and confused stormtroops. Ten minutes later my men dig hundreds meters of trenches, set hundreds meters of sandbags, place few M1 57mm AT guns, bring captured 88mm gun, deploy few mortars and dispense some M9 Bazookas. Time for "Saving Pvt. Ryan" style battle!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2010, 01:58:37 AM »
I go Cold War on your ass.

Russia launches 12,000+ nuclear warheads at Bridge.
Bridge fires 9,600+ nuclear warhead retaliation strike.
Chinese and North Koreans decide to fire combined strike of 250+ nukes cos they can.
Britain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.



My (miniature model) Bridge (built out of ice lolly sticks on board Typhoon submarine under ice caps).
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2010, 02:45:27 AM »
I get worldbuildier and out chages all overe the brige and blow it up when your all there.

Whatever is letf, its mine.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2010, 12:05:48 PM »
I capture bridge with my medic spam. Medic spam FTW!

My pile of dust and stones!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2010, 07:28:32 PM »
hmmm... I call-in entire Space Wolves Chapter to land and capture the bridge in the name of Emperor and for Emperor ( and me, of course). Noone can withstand the fury of the blades of the Space Marines! Meet the Chapter's Fury!

My ( imperial) bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2010, 08:40:23 PM »
I throw a cat in space and the dogs follow and die and I take it.

My big pile of rubbele!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2010, 10:10:29 PM »
I call the Predator Armada to support my consript spam and hold the bridge.
My Ruble pile!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2010, 10:36:19 PM »
I simply thow a nuke greande into people defending bridge.

My nuked bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2010, 10:40:42 PM »
I awake all the previous dead soldiers as zombies and take the bridge 8).
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2010, 11:09:18 PM »
I open worldbuilder and delete the map and put MGs and 88mms on a shore that i place near the bridge then i put a road with 25 king tigers and the Bismarck in water near the bridge.


My Bridge!!!!!!!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2010, 11:25:01 PM »
I Haxzor everyone's account and un-install everyone's COH, and I render Steam useless, and then destroy all records of working registration keys.

My missing file!
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