My Bridge!

[Akalonor]

umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.

[Werwolf]

...sends in a battalion of yodelling Waffen-Grenadiere led by Sturmbannführer Barney (resurrected!). Everyone flees from the horrible alpine/nursery rhyme music, leaving the bridge empty. My troops dig in and watch Toy Story 3 in Deutsch while everyone else is still affected by the Last-Song Syndrome bwahahaha!

My bridge!

[Seeme]

umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.

You forgot, these are seeme tanks, makeing it float becuase it was better designed to do that.


Still my bridge!

And for werewolfs stuiped idea, we are in tanks so we cannot here the Barney sound but instead I come out of my tank, with headphones on, and shoot barney in the face 3 times. Then, I feed his dead body to the sharks.

Btw the sharks like me now, so I dont have to shoot them, they wont bother me!


Again, my Bridge!

[Toorstain]

Ehh... You just ignored my battleships around the bridge.

Ok. So the flying IS-2s was a bad idea(turns out that they were missing wings ), but Seeme's guys all have diarrhea and I my super-stealthy stealth agents are still killing them one by one.

But I use my destroyers to bombard the entire island that the bridge is on, then I send send in soundproof marines armed with super-bazookas, flamethrowers and Machine guns from my ships to deal with the remaining tanks.

Then I start digging my usual tunnels and I rig explosives on the bridge that explodes if anyone tries to take it.

My Bridge!!

[Seeme]

I thought someone blow the battle ships up?

And my guys dont have dierrhea anymore.


Going to be my bridge soon.

[Akalonor]

You have dierrhea so you can't take the bridge for 5 days.
umm if you notice my post was regarding the Shermans , which you used as an example , meaning your tanks sank.

[Seeme]

Nein, I said something simlar to that, meaning it floats!

[Newbie.]

Sets off the A-bombs i had in the McDOnalds, obliivating everything on the bridge, as my Hazmat-panzerJager's claim the bridge!

My bridge!

[Seeme]

Good thing my troops were eatting at burger king that day.

They come back to see that there are Hazmet-panzerJager's and they climb in there seeme tanks and there was an epic tank fight.

I lost 1 tank, while you lost all you tanks,

My guys are in a new fiber diet so they dont have dierria anymore.


Half my tanks are floating in the water, half on land. And my 88s look at the skies 24/7

My birdge

[Akalonor]

I launch 1400 V2's and 1000 V1's at Seemes forces , only 300 V2's hit but 700 V1's hit , killing Seeme and all of his troops. I capture the bridge and huard it with Flak 36's and 2cm quads along with 100 Tigers and 50 KT's
My Bridge!

[Seeme]

You warned me in the game we played today, so while you were calling in the v1, my tanks went underwater to be protected.

Sorry mate, you ran out of Pop. Makeing you call only 3 tigers and 1 kt, makeing it an easy target for aircraft.

The island is mine! I redeploy the 88s you killed, and with new upgrades, they aim for V-1s and V-2s.

My bridge!


(Btw, my aircraft land in a heavliy guarded airfield.)

[Tico_1990]

I have 100 pipers play "amazing grace" together. All of your soldiers/pilots/tankdrivers now refuse to fight and have in stead opted to do good deeds.
My (pacifist) bridge.

Cheers

[Seeme]

I play seeme's national anthem, now they are more bloodthristy then ever.

[Akalonor]

The Pied piper (If you know who he really is you wouldn't try to kill him)enchants everyone near the bridge and send them to their doom , and guards the bridge for me .
My Bridge!

[HyperSniper999]

I resurect Erwin Rommel from the grave, his zombie scares the piper off. Rommel then commands his undead horde to take the bridge.
My bridge!


Muwahahah!