Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #660 on: September 13, 2010, 07:45:04 PM »
NOOOOOO!!! I'll defend Poland to death! And remember about famous polish partisans. They won't let you take a breath...  ::)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #661 on: September 13, 2010, 08:38:02 PM »
We will smash all resistance on our crush in Poland, accturly.. I have a plan for the conquest.. commencing in axactly 19:40 GMT

Post Merge: September 13, 2010, 08:42:17 PM
plan ended, current map of Poland:

« Last Edit: September 13, 2010, 08:42:18 PM by Newbie. »

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #662 on: September 13, 2010, 09:33:55 PM »
We must save Poland !
Imperial Navy , away !
as we speak , 15 Star destroyers are en route , the seeme empire has no Space technolog so the vastly superior Star wars tech will overrun you !
The Seeme empire is no more , and all of you are taken hostage and emprisoned( except those who were not apart of the seeme empire)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #663 on: September 13, 2010, 09:50:09 PM »
But, you forgot the Seeme empires direct anti-spaceship Plasma weapons.

I'd halt your cruisiers right there.

Now, we are giving Germany 12 hours to Annex itself.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #664 on: September 13, 2010, 10:59:11 PM »
As Newbie halts your cruisers i sent in my SCAR forces on prototype SCRAMjets to invade and take over your ships. We destroy your Command Ship and your troops scatter back to your dimension, go back and fight them battles for Middlearth.

Oh and Werwolf can you please check the post i made a week or 2 earlier, i think u can help me with this thing (its called "Stamps")

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #665 on: September 14, 2010, 02:09:34 AM »
Cruisers are much smaller , SD's cant be destroyed by plasma weapons. My invasion still succeeds , so shut up.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #666 on: September 14, 2010, 02:49:44 AM »
Akalonor; SCRAMjets + SCAR troops inside your main battleship, all of which are mine means I have stopped your invasion force because you have no Command Ship, plus we have an armada of SCRAMjets to destroy your cruisers all of which are armed with special Recoil Launched/Operated Bombs which have an over sized explosive yield strong enough to destroy all of Middlearth, but since space has no meduim to send energy waves through, they only destroy the thing they hit i.e. your cruisers.

We also deploy specialized AAAeX (anit-aeronautical artillery-Experimental), that we in Special Ops developed for Space battales. Plus they have a lovely effective range of unlimited, because missiles can travel infinitly through space, until stopped, at which they explode (Thanks for the Physics Herr Einstien)

Your invasion fails, fool

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #667 on: September 14, 2010, 11:10:48 AM »
yeees what a nerdy shit pile this topic has become
people conquering the world........ ???
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #668 on: September 14, 2010, 05:25:23 PM »
<conquers Pauly3>

Okayyy, that sounded a bit.....wrong.  ;D :P

hahahahahaha

My Pauly3.

Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #669 on: September 14, 2010, 06:27:31 PM »
Hmm, guess Germany and its Allies (Slovakia, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark, Norway, Spain, Holland, belgium etc.) have surrended themselfs, now fior the push on France.

Post Merge: September 14, 2010, 06:34:08 PM

My Heeresgruppe Seeme, Now with New German forces, has landed on France from the side. Spain & Portugal are backing france, and as we can see, theres a gap in the neo-Maginot line.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 06:34:09 PM by Newbie. »

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #670 on: September 14, 2010, 09:34:39 PM »
Holy freaking crap. I want this game reset, it's not fun anymore.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #671 on: September 14, 2010, 10:40:21 PM »
I am deeply depressed because I killed all these lives for no reason at all so I decide to to commit suicide in a bunker. Meaning the Seeme Empire falls, and I magically come back to life. P.S, I have the bridge ;D

You happy folks?

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #672 on: September 14, 2010, 10:52:01 PM »
Now, Newbie lives in a cardboard box along the Maginot Line, as he was left to starve.

However, Heeresgruppe Newbie is still Active, or atleast 2 Divisions. So, the bridge will soon be mine.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #673 on: September 14, 2010, 11:12:30 PM »
I emerge from beneath the lands of the bridge (my underground bunker in which my forces and me were because was forgotten and isolated till now).

And secure the bridge with sandbags and barbed wired. My bridge.
Mors Indecepta

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #674 on: September 15, 2010, 02:24:01 AM »
Does no one understand the concept of what a Star Destroyer is ???? Neosdark:SCRAM jets wont do sh!t LOL
as for your scar troops..... incinerated.

Thank you Seeme for ending this BS :P
BTT ,
I secure the bridge with my Imperial Armada, the rebellion is nonexistant and SD's have shields that burn flech and metal.....aswell as the imperial stormtroopers ...so no one can get on the SD's and I use the traktor beam to get the bridge onto my SSD :P
My Bridge
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.