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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #675 on: September 15, 2010, 03:59:22 AM »
Ehh, I got tired of everyone treating me like Hitler anyway ::)
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #676 on: September 15, 2010, 04:06:40 AM »
Ah bone i just bring in my Ion Cannon and destroy Akalonor completly. No more bull about Stardestroyers or anything. Then i secure the bridge with my SCAR troops (new formation of course) Then we secure the bridge with T-100 tanks and set up Arty and and Counter Arty batteries. Enough STARCRUISERS.

My bridge (its been a while since i said that :)) )

Plus Akalonor do u know what a SCRAMjet is??

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« Reply #677 on: September 15, 2010, 04:08:21 AM »
I walk up to Neos and shot him in the back of the head- Alliance Gone!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #678 on: September 15, 2010, 08:48:24 AM »
I then walk up to seeme and opush him down the hill

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« Reply #679 on: September 15, 2010, 12:17:05 PM »
Then my brother, Mesee, Pushes you down the hill. We must kill him!
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« Reply #680 on: September 15, 2010, 04:47:24 PM »
Then my evil brother, Noobie. (Still in Roman Army Uni) Snipes Mesee with a Barret M82A4 SNiper rifle.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #681 on: September 15, 2010, 05:38:23 PM »
<rolls EVERYONE, including their "brothers", with the indestructible Carpet of Doom and dumps them all into the void>

Mine, all mine.  MY BRIDGE. My Precioussssssssss.....
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Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

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« Reply #682 on: September 15, 2010, 05:54:44 PM »
We then open the void, all team up for 5 serconds, and roll the Carpet down the hill, towards Verwolf. , Before i close the void, jumping out.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #683 on: September 15, 2010, 08:47:49 PM »
No, all our bridges for 5 seconds! 4! 3! 2! 1!

*Pushes newbie down the hill and gets Mesee to make sure he dosent get back up*

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #684 on: September 15, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »
Wait. laggggggg...

"Mesee has left the game"

I then claim the bridge with a Banna peel Mine (Trips up Tanks)

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« Reply #685 on: September 15, 2010, 11:21:05 PM »
Seeme walks throw the rugged city and saw a old building. The doors are rusted. He breaks them open. The room is all dark but one light. He move towards it and theirs the switches. He turns them on, dimly lighting the room. Then, In the corner, he sees a big pile of dust. He wipes it off to see what it really is. And there, right before his eyes, was hes kubelwagon.(With a radio).

*Takes it out for a ride, gets it repaired, drives up the hill and runs over Newbie"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #686 on: September 16, 2010, 01:16:25 AM »
I nuke the bridge ( i survived Seeme  :P ) and kill everything on or near the bridge. Then i say screw the rules, and make myself invincible to all damage, thus my Hp Bar (of 1  :P ) cannot be depleted. Then i single handedly take over the bridge and bring in my new T-43 (also indestructible) to secure it.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #687 on: September 16, 2010, 02:06:31 AM »
I go on map editor and build a giant wall around you. And now that you are taken care of, I go up to secure the bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #688 on: September 16, 2010, 02:55:18 AM »
While all this is going on, I order my elephant corps to stampede the bridge. You are all crushed and a marching band comes marching onto the bridge playing 'Einzug der Gladiatoren' (Circus song!) and takes the bridge. Then the Big Top is set up on the bridge and I make millions from HyperSniper's travelling circus!

My (Circus) bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #689 on: September 16, 2010, 03:05:48 AM »
I enter Hypersnipers Circus to see how it is. I throw peanuts at the clowns and elephants because the SUCK.
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