My Bridge!

[EP13]

i call the ultimate soldier and it's my bridge

[Akalonor]

ummm...okay...... well I send in 12 pz IV's and 5 squads of Panzergrenadiers  to destroy the man in batman armor with a MG42
My bridge.

[Seeme]

I convice everybody to be friends and bring peace to the world!

Everyones bridge!

[HolyHappiness]

I kill the socialist in charge of the bridge, I then proceed to sell it to a small business who can, without government regulation, toll its use then use that money to pay workers to maintain it so those workers can support their families and the bridge is always maintained making it the optimal choice for crossing that river. The process repeats from the toll, thus a very positive move for the COH economy!

Bridge Maintainers Ltd.'s Bridge

[Seeme]

Wrong


I said Everyone's Birdge!

[neosdark]

I send your Bridge-builder, his family and company workers and Seeme!!!!!! to Soviet Gulag deep in the Siberian blizzard and let them work on bridge building.... over mine shafts. Then Comrade Stalin authorizes me to send in a Soviet Bridge building expert to make his own "company"  for the Glorious Comrade, and fortifies the place with 5 IS-3s, 100 Guards Regiments (armed with with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats and their famous Nades) and a couple of thousand T-34/85s.

My Bridge (за славу Отечества)

[Cranialwizard]

Okay,WTF. This has gotten WAY out of proportion.

Why don't we set some rules?

• You must use a post within reason. Use a tactic you would use in a game. Don't BS it.
• You must use units and abilities provided IN GAME.
• You must use units within reason. Conscripts can't destroy tigers, come on now.
• The Bridge CAN be repaired and destroyed, but never permanently so.
• NO out-of-game attacks will be used, and will be disregarded.
• You CAN NOT Switch sides all the sudden.(E.G, Wehrmacht all of the sudden to Soviet)
• Try to keep the game realistic by building up tech by starting with basic units and working to tanks. No one starts the game and pulls out 5 IS-2s.

Now, let's try this again?

*New Game*
(Map:Leningrad)
The game begins, I send Ingenery to set up Tank Traps,Wire, and then Sandbags along the enemy side of the bridge, to fortify it, and they then set up outpost on points near the bridge. Conscripts then occupy these outpost.

My Bridge!

[neosdark]

And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done.........

[HolyHappiness]

I build 3 squads of engineers with flamthrowers, 2 infantry with BAR's, 2 M16 Halftracks, and 4 57mm guns. I spank the forces on the bridge, partially destroy the defense just enough to let my men through, rebuild the defenses, place 2 57's on each end with an engineer, infantry and M16 on each end.

My textbook defense bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done.........

But then the game has no relevance to what the starter meant it to be, it just took off to nuking the world or starting WWIII or time traveling, or even drophacks, I mean Wtf.

Was just setting some guidelines so people can't be like
"IZ CALLLZ IN DEEEEAAAAAAATH STAR, MY BRIDGE"
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Oh, it's on

I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.

My loosely held bridge!

[Pauly3]

i have got enough of all my tommys getting killed and send in 3 squads of commandos and two piat commandos
My (completly dynamite wired) bridge
I then retreat my guys....
try takin the bridge

Hey Cranialwizard you killed fun on that bridge not riflemen

[Cranialwizard]

I then Send in a worthless 1 Conscript *Without rifle* to take the bridge.

My Set to Blow Bridge!

[Akalonor]

Well originally the rules were that you :  Were able to minipulate the bridge in any way as long as you had to have atleast 1 in game unit preform the action. I. E. I turn my Volksgrenadiers into the super Hydes seen in League of Exdroidinary Gentlemen(<--love that movie )   than you just say
My Bridge!
whichever way floats you boat.

[HolyHappiness]

[quote author=Cranialwizard link=topic=3603.msg37188#msg37188 date=127608392

Oh, it's on

I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.

My loosely held bridge!
[/quote]

Effective attack my friend.

[PoldekPL]

I use time tunnel gun to launch the bridge into other reality.

No Bridge!