My Bridge!

[nomad52]

I advance my Panzer VIII Maus destroying your Pz III.

My Bridge.

[Seeme]

Why do you all want the bridge so badly?

[Blackbishop]

[neosdark]

Comrade Seeme it is time to strike the nubs. I call in the ACE KCH squad comprised of me, Seeme and the new A-Team (i just saw the movie, it was AWESOME), We simply just tell your Maus crew that there is cold frozen Schnapps at Nomad's base and they leave. Then when they get back to base, and get out of the tank we Kinetic Strike them and the crew and tank goes boom (so does Nomad's base )


We take the bridge and set up special triple barreled Panzerfaust turrets that target anything that isn't our squad. Then i also bring in MR.T v3.5 who cannot be destroyed by ANYTHING and is copyright protected so you can't make anymore Mr.Ts (cept me of course ) he still has the Spacial Rift ability so ya........

I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO TAKE THE BRIDGE. THEIR DEATH WON'T BE PARTICULARLY PLEASANT.

Mine and Seeme's bridge (screw grammer i'm a KCH )

[nomad52]

After crawling out of the wreckage that was once my base I perform a dark blood ritual to call upon the mighty Bruce Lee armed with a time rift cannon that does not destroy MR.T v3.5 and the special fausts it erases them from time itself so it is as if they had never been born/created making it impossible for MR.T to ever return to reclaim the bridge. At which point my Zombie Grenadiers capture the bridge.

My Bridge.

Undead army

[neosdark]

Before your undead army arrives me and the ACE KCH squad create a bunker that is inpenetrable and slaughter your zombies. Then me and Seeme sneak up behind you and both slap you, and you run home to your mother crying about how you got slapped, and you never wanted to be a soldier and always wanted to be a Broadway Dancer. Then i use the copyright clause to bring in a MR.T v 55.5 ( he is not affected by anything, anything!!! and still has the rift ability) and i use his rift ability to destroy all Bruce Lee references (good bye Brucie!!, just be happy i didn't kill your zombies its cause i like them too )

KCH Bridge.

RUN HOME TO UR MOMMY AND CRY IN SHAME NOMAD. CRY IN SHAME 

[Akalonor]

Noooo! Precious ! He will see , he will see Precious! ,The fat hobbit , he knows Precious , he suspects usss , we musts kill them Precious , strangle them in their sleeps ....
I promise to be Gollums new master and he strangles everyone , I than kill Gollum and give the Bridge to Morgoth who can't be killed by anything less than the Valar >

Morgoth's Bridge!!

[Newbie.]

Does RickRoll'D
To the bridge!

[Seeme]

Seeme finds a kubelwagon and it is now his!

Now not any seeme hes teamed up with neosdark, but he can go to his target 40mph faster now!

I give that goblin guy a fake ring and throw it down a moutain and he falls to his death. And that guy on youtube was no problam because we had Earplugs on!

Still our bridge!

ps: Neosdark can come in my kubelwagon, too.

[Toorstain]

Does RickRoll'D
To the bridge!

I already tried that. didn't work, youtube needed him...

[Seeme]

Yes, it did.

[Akalonor]

Morgoth gets peeved that you stole his bridge and banishes you all into oblivion.
Morgoth's Bridge!

[Newbie.]

hax forum, IP Ban all. claim bridge with 1 unarmed conscript.  Who is in the middle of a NPC Battleground.

My Bridge!

[neosdark]

I get in Seeme's Kubelwagen (hot ride dude ) and tell my Mr.T 55.5 to make a rift, thus banishing all Lord of the Rings references and Newbie's hacking skillz into the same hole that i banished Bruce Lee and the Trek convention. Then we quickly secure the bridge and kill your conscript. Then we wring him up on a very large pole for all to see wht happens to anything when they approach the bridge.  The ACE KCH are victorious yet again. Oh yeah did i mention the very, very big defensive field me and Seeme made. Its chock full of robotic triple barrel Panzerschrecks (see we upgraded from the Fausts) mines, booby traps (i said booby   ), and ice cold Schnapps for the particularly stupid German and Russian soldiers.

Our Bridge, punks (I PITY THE FOOLS!!!!!, don't you Seeme?)

[Seeme]

I yea share I pity, whatever.

I just made our kubelwagon have a radio so now it can play music

But dont Fausts do more damage then schrecks?

And arent we German?

Traitors will be shot from seeme, friend or foe.