Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #465 on: August 19, 2010, 08:08:36 PM »
Well thts Google for you, it says "All hail Seeme, great czar of our empire. I promise to serve like a loyal servant"

The dumb Translator doesn't know real Russian because in Russian we can use the word "Da" in two forms, for "yes", and for certain special verbs it can be used as "all"

Anyway back to the misc. topic...... When is anyone going to attack me

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #466 on: August 19, 2010, 09:43:49 PM »
As leader Machs you must get my coffee, hurry up!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #467 on: August 19, 2010, 10:03:41 PM »
Ur coffee was at your bed 2 hours ago, when u woke up...... U missed it.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #468 on: August 20, 2010, 01:24:53 AM »
I stole it :)
MY Coffee!!!!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #469 on: August 20, 2010, 03:31:52 AM »
What kind of gurads do you have Neos? Akaloner got in my room and stole my coffee, and thats not allowed. Throw all the gurads in the building in jail and buy better ones.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #470 on: August 20, 2010, 05:12:30 AM »
Actually Akaloner u stole my coffee...... there were two and u took the one on his windowsill (mine) and there aren't any guards because you forgot to pay them while u weren't allowed on the site. And i don't need guards cause i sleep in a pimped out orange tank with hydrolics......


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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #471 on: August 20, 2010, 05:53:00 AM »
 :o!!! This is no good!!! If no one stops him, would become as strong and influyent that he's going to make his own money!!! :o !! I can forsee a second galactic empire or like Lex Luthor becoming president once more :-[...

But instead of using this:



Will use:

« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 07:42:41 AM by blackbishop »
Mors Indecepta

Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #472 on: August 20, 2010, 06:01:09 AM »
hahahaha Seeme for Emporer !
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #473 on: August 20, 2010, 07:04:44 AM »
As Seeme's Second in Command (and probable manager of his whole empire despite holding no power in it), i would like to announce the creation of the Empire of the Eastern Front, and consolidate the power over the bridge.

Czar-Seeme

SIC-Me

War Minister-Me

Chief Justice-Me

Chief Commisar of the Eastern Front-Me

Commander of the Soviet Army of the Eastern Front-Me

Owner of the Pimp Tank- ME!!!!!

Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.

Commisar of Civilian Affairs- Darth Vader

Commisar of the Treasury-Blackbishop (if he will accept the post)

Großadmiral of the Fleet-Blackbishop

SIC of the Eastern Front- Akalonor (if he will accept it)

General of the Air-Akalonor

Commisar for Experimental Weaponry- Werwolf (and his Carpet of Doom)

Commisar of Mechanised Forces-Werwolf

Other things will be filled as they are made up by his majesty and me. HAIL CZAR SEEME THE GREAT HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY OVER THE OTHER PEOPLE. YRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Now seriously can someone attack the bridge......

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #474 on: August 20, 2010, 11:46:53 AM »
Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
...what, no more Kalashnikovs?  :o

Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #475 on: August 20, 2010, 03:36:15 PM »
My Airforce shall rule the skies :D
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #476 on: August 20, 2010, 04:07:14 PM »
Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
...what, no more Kalashnikovs?  :o

Well this may surprise u but as a Russian i don't like the Kalashnikov guns. I like the 100 series and the new AK200 prototype looked nice, but I prefer the HK rifles (G36 is nice, as is the PSG-1) I've shot a lot of guns and my preference is the G36 w/AG36, almost no recoil and a nice mag.

And good Akalonor thats what we want out of the General of the Air. I just hope somebody attacks so we can acttualy fight over this damned bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #477 on: August 20, 2010, 04:22:41 PM »
As Seeme's Second in Command (and probable manager of his whole empire despite holding no power in it), i would like to announce the creation of the Empire of the Eastern Front, and consolidate the power over the bridge.

Czar-Seeme

SIC-Me

War Minister-Me

Chief Justice-Me

Chief Commisar of the Eastern Front-Me

Commander of the Soviet Army of the Eastern Front-Me

Owner of the Pimp Tank- ME!!!!!

Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.

Commisar of Civilian Affairs- Darth Vader

Commisar of the Treasury-Blackbishop (if he will accept the post)

Großadmiral of the Fleet-Blackbishop

SIC of the Eastern Front- Akalonor (if he will accept it)

General of the Air-Akalonor

Commisar for Experimental Weaponry- Werwolf (and his Carpet of Doom)

Commisar of Mechanised Forces-Werwolf

Other things will be filled as they are made up by his majesty and me. HAIL CZAR SEEME THE GREAT HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY OVER THE OTHER PEOPLE. YRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Now seriously can someone attack the bridge......

WHAT...IS...HAPPENING.

I'm putting my manpower into the devolpment of many SA80A2's ;o

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #478 on: August 20, 2010, 04:42:42 PM »
I thought it could never happend on this topic, but it has acctually gone off topic! :o :o :o

I take the bridge with a random army because everyone else has apparently forgotten about it...

MY BRIDGE!!!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #479 on: August 20, 2010, 04:50:43 PM »
I thought it could never happend on this topic, but it has acctually gone off topic! :o :o :o

I take the bridge with a random army because everyone else has apparently forgotten about it...

MY BRIDGE!!!

Sends down my Political Corenspondent to see Toorstain, asking for a alliance.

Still Toor's bridge!