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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #870 on: December 06, 2010, 10:20:14 PM »
then we realise Seeme and Blackbishop are Cards, the real fight is Vs Me and Akalonor.. a fight of cards!

I choose you!



We. Are. SPARTA!

My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #871 on: December 07, 2010, 12:42:38 AM »
Oh No ,  What Am I to do ?! Nooo!....
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I know....

First I play Lenin!





Than play the all mighty himself,


Than Advance him to chuck norris Supreme!  by combing  him with God and Lenin!





and Allow Satan to take any Damage dealt towards norris that is not blocked!


My Bridge Thanks to my Chuck Norris BFF!
And chuck norris only has ONE weakness. Only he who guesses it shall get the Bridge (lets face it, NOTHING beats Chuck)
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #872 on: December 07, 2010, 02:43:56 AM »
I send in an army of my Hitlerjugend armed with paddles! The only thing to ever knock out chuck norris! My bridge !
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #873 on: December 07, 2010, 03:15:02 AM »
false! Chuck norris Round houses the HitlerJugend and continues ruling the bridge.
Still mine!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #874 on: December 07, 2010, 03:50:54 AM »
Ok. So I send in techno viking with paddles.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #875 on: December 07, 2010, 12:45:57 PM »
I somehow get out of my card and stop ripping up all your stuiped other cards. Then, while you are all crying and begging your mum and dad to buy you some more cards,  I take the bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #876 on: December 07, 2010, 03:28:09 PM »
I call you Mr. SPam and as you cry, I magically make myself full Vulcan and take the bridge.
My Bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #877 on: December 07, 2010, 04:18:28 PM »
I then 0wn His Lenin Army as he takes the bridge with...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #878 on: December 07, 2010, 07:57:12 PM »
And then Stalin falls to the ground dead with an energy sword through his belly. I sent in an army of cloaked Elite Zealots. My bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #879 on: December 11, 2010, 05:57:47 AM »
I launch my Green Army Men invasion and burn your forces to the ground with plasma!(my troops are immune!) My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #880 on: December 11, 2010, 06:14:32 AM »
I finish my preparations and activate my moon base. It uses REALLY BIG mirrors to melt anything on the bridge. BYE BYE ARMY BOYS. Then I destroy all trees, to stop people from playing with these childish cards (which i quite obviously brought up :P)

Me and my soldiers occupy the bridge, so MY BRIDGE
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #881 on: December 11, 2010, 02:06:43 PM »
I have 1 little Hand Held Mirror and point back your beam, Base Destroyed. Then I happily Walk until the Bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #882 on: December 11, 2010, 05:15:16 PM »
And Get killed with an S-Mine.
My Mined bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #883 on: December 11, 2010, 05:20:18 PM »
I ambush Akalonor and thrown him to the minefield!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #884 on: December 12, 2010, 01:30:36 AM »
Then One of Akaloners Legs hit Blackbishop and knock him into the mine field, My Birdge!
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