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Offline FoolyCooly

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1050 on: January 28, 2011, 12:10:19 AM »
I then mow down your troops with an army of Gatling tanks supported by fully upgraded overlords.CHINA WILL GROW LARGER! Oh and my bridge :).

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1051 on: January 28, 2011, 12:15:15 AM »
I nuke all of China, to free up land for people, and to rid America of its constant nagging debt (wish we could do that in real life :-X ) and using my new found military control to build up an army of Fat Man rifle armed super soldiers, they destroy your Overlords and Gat. Tanks

My bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1052 on: January 28, 2011, 05:05:39 AM »
I hack into my school's security internet and it blocks out your computers.



                                          My bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1053 on: January 28, 2011, 06:03:24 AM »
I don't use computers in my military as all the troops have nano-tech recievers in their brains so i can send commands faster.

Your hack fails, so still my bridge

Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1054 on: January 28, 2011, 05:30:20 PM »
TACTICAL NUKE MUHAHAHAHA!
Then I occupy the bridge with my contaminated Volksgrenadiers because they are UBER XD
My bridge  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1055 on: January 28, 2011, 09:20:45 PM »
I then sens in an entire corp of NOD fanatics with all upgrdes and ake out your troops.I then use yuri prime and take over the minds of the world leaders and make them sign a non nuke pact setting up nuke shielding that deactivates any nuclear reaction within the shields. I install one of sed shied on the bridges. I then proceed to set up nod Obelisks and anti air defenses on the bridge. My Non nukable bridge :).

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1056 on: January 29, 2011, 12:44:50 AM »
I blow up a fusion (not nuke, but nuclear fusion, slightly different) bomb that i hid under the ground before i was pushed back from the bridge and use it to destroy anything that resembles a C&C unit. Then i retake the bridge

My bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1057 on: January 29, 2011, 07:08:44 PM »
Fusion is till a nuclear reaction.There are both fusion and fission bombs in use already.The shield stops any type of nuclear reaction.Fussion or fission its still a nuclear reaction.Therefore it is a dud and still my bridge :).

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1058 on: January 29, 2011, 07:42:54 PM »
Nuclear fusion is not nuclear fission, learn your physics.

H-bombs rely on fusion, but there is a difference between an H-bomb and a fusion bomb, because Fusion bombs can use any element (also its near impossible to create because you need the power of the sun for it).

But since you insist on being a bitch, i use a Magnetic EMP bomb, which disables your shield and all your electronics, and then i drop a H-bomb on your ass.

MY BRIDGE

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1059 on: January 29, 2011, 08:42:35 PM »
I double nuke you and I make you sign the Evan START treaty that allows you to 0 nukes and one Hummel, and I get 1,550 nukes and 10,000 Hummels and delivery systems.




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Edit: Enjoy your one Hummel XD.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 08:44:39 PM by Mr Defence »
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1060 on: January 29, 2011, 10:26:17 PM »
My 1 hummel hits 1 of your nukes, and a giant chain reaction happens destroying all your nukes and hummels.

My Bridge.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1061 on: January 29, 2011, 10:34:42 PM »
I go to the past, at the time of your last post, when you fired your hummel I shoot you and then you were left for dead creating a paradox.

As Mr. Defence was obliterated by the nukes and you are no longer a threat I proceed to lock on the undefended bridge with EMP devices, some especial tank divisions(my tanks are immune to EMP ;)) and using a nuclear shelter with a self destruction button :P.

My bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1062 on: January 30, 2011, 01:54:48 AM »
But your time machine malfunctions, taking you back 40 years, with it destroyed by the military you settle down and become your own father. Making you incapable of capturing the bridge.

I proceed to releas a virus into Earths Atmosphere that kill all humans with A, B or O blood type, leaving only AB to live.

My Bridge! 
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1063 on: January 30, 2011, 02:11:12 AM »
I'm an AB blood type, and using my new dimension gun i move this bridge to a new dimension, and the bridge game starts all over again.

A capture the bridge with an army of Stormtroopers and 50 Tigers II

My bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1064 on: January 30, 2011, 02:26:02 AM »
I reach that dimension and move an armored division to seize the bridge with strelky and 100 ISU-152 that two-shots your tanks and then obliterate your infantry.

My bridge.
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