My Bridge!

[FoolyCooly]

But your group is no match for mine. I send in 4 mg 43 machine gun teams covered by an a company of 75mm at guns and a mortar barrage.Your men fight valiantly and there are casualties on both sides but ultimately I take the bridge. My bridge .

[neosdark]

I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

[Ltevanlee]

I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

MG43 is the replacement for the MG3 and looks quite like the M249 SAW, and is better know as the MG4.

[Paciat]

I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines?
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.

My bridge.

[Blackbishop]

I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.

My bridge

How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines?
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.

My bridge.

... lol

[neosdark]

Okay, don't have any clue what Paciat is bumbeling about.

I paradropped my units in along with their equipment and i also paradropped in MGs and the other stuff, the bunkers we built, so who said anything about bringing them in on foot. The FJ have Incindiery Grenades and FG42s more than enough to kill the damn Mgs and mortars

Anyway, he has called down the thunder. I use my V2 rockets to bombard every inch of land that your troops control, and then i attack the bridge with a battalion of Tiger IIs and Stoßtruppen, wiping out anything still alive on the bridge. I bring in my Engineers to construct MG nests, FlaK88 emplacements ON MY shore of the BRIDGE and mines and barbed wire on the other side

My bridge

[Raider217]

What bridge

"There is no bridge" (Matrix reference)

MY SPOON

(In other words all of you are in the matrix fighting over a fake bridge whilst all this time ive had the real one hahahahaha)

[IJoe]

You took the wrong pill (and got a bad trip).
Whilst I took the right postage stamp, - my hallucinatory psychedelic bridge!

[Seeme]

I found a swamp. Who needs a bridge when they have a swamp?

My swamp!

[cephalos]

I use my elite Swampgrendaiers to push Seeme back from the swamp. Then I build a castle there.... which obviously is going to sunk....

[neosdark]

You people are nuts

I create a company called Kaibacorp, and use it to spread my influence world wide creating nuclear arms and threatening the stability of world peace, then i build large themeparks around the world and call them "Kaibaland", and thus indoctrinate millions of children with my addictive Childrens Card Game (Yu-Gi-Oh ) and force them to work for their cards, thus making a labor force of them. I then pick the fittest of them and send them to boot camp turning them into soldiers to protect my private island in the Bahamas, where none of you poor people can go.

MY PRIVATE ISLAND (with a pool, open bar for all children over the age of 16, and my own private shooting range)

[Seeme]

You got Kids Guarding your island......

A storm comes. No more island.

I forget about the swamp and go to the forest.

My forest!

[IJoe]

My high templars psy-storm you in the forest, and dark templars slaughter the survivours.
My protoss forest.

[Seeme]

I forest about my forest and go to a cliff.

My cliff!

[Paciat]

A bigfoot comes and stompes all my enemies flat.

My foot!