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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #315 on: June 17, 2011, 02:31:54 PM »
He sees 2 other dead bodys. He is so full so he
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« Reply #316 on: June 20, 2011, 06:40:19 PM »
has to puke and calls in the SdKfz 10 to heal him. In the meantime
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« Reply #317 on: June 20, 2011, 10:11:12 PM »
He dares Stalin to eat the other body, since he did, but Stalin said:
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« Reply #318 on: June 21, 2011, 10:13:48 PM »
"Sorry not a German so no bloodlust me. Gotta go kill some Wehrmacht and just use the stolen American veterancy first."

Then Hitler and Stalin's mustaches rip off their faces and have a little fight. The winner is...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #319 on: June 22, 2011, 01:54:19 PM »
Stalin's :D

Hitler ashamed of his puny mustache decides to take a "break" in Vienna. Stalin's goes on to become the face of the EF poster :)
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« Reply #320 on: June 22, 2011, 08:53:22 PM »
But he didn't count Seeme in, who comes along and goes in the Photobox together with Stalin. After spending half an hour in there, Seeme comes out, walking like a stork (you probably know why). In his hand he holds some pictures he scrunched up because of the strange motifes.. Stalin smokes a cigarette. The result of their photobox adventure is the new EF loading screen, featuring Seeme AND Stalin.
However, Hitler...
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« Reply #321 on: June 22, 2011, 10:12:19 PM »
Hitler saw Stalin smoking a cigarette. Trying to outdo Stalin, Hitler smokes a cigar. He chokes on the smoke and swallows the cigar. Meanwhile, Churchill just stands there laughing hysterically at the epic fail, while he himself is smoking a cigar like a pro. 8)
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« Reply #322 on: June 23, 2011, 01:54:31 PM »
Meanwhile, Roosevelt vanished in hi secret lab to create something special..
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« Reply #323 on: June 23, 2011, 06:18:58 PM »
A Pipe!
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« Reply #324 on: June 23, 2011, 06:26:03 PM »
So Roosevelt has the biggest thing to smoke and even Churchill gets embarassed. He is so embarassed that he starts to attack the U.S. Unfortunately, the United States stole Great Britain in the past 10 hours, so Churchill has to rely on his Commonwealth allies, so he sails to Canada..
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #325 on: June 23, 2011, 06:32:26 PM »
and is attacked by canadian bears ;D.
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« Reply #326 on: June 23, 2011, 06:33:59 PM »
which are protected by the legendary



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« Reply #327 on: June 24, 2011, 01:59:31 PM »
Patton Crys.
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« Reply #328 on: June 24, 2011, 02:43:41 PM »
So Patton leaves.
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« Reply #329 on: June 24, 2011, 07:31:40 PM »
Meanwhile MacArthur and Eisenhower do a dance.
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