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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2010, 07:36:35 PM »
But Stalin was misunderstood and people thought he said, "Duke Nukem's pup!"
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2010, 07:43:26 PM »
So, Duke Nukem appeared against the German Wehrmacht!

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« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2010, 08:54:54 PM »
And got shoot 20 times when he tried to shake hands with a the Germans.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2010, 09:20:31 PM »
As you can see Stalin was underestimating the Wehrmacht forces, and reinforcements arrived, from the 10th Panzer Division leaded by Rommel.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2010, 11:40:00 PM »
And Rommel said :"STALLLLLIN my darling, I'm coming home !"

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« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2010, 12:03:28 AM »
When Stalin saw Rommel he thought that all is lost, and global revolution is over, so he called his comrades to Krermlin and they were drinking vodka and singing, while...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2010, 12:43:16 AM »
Rommel kicked the soviets butts in the town.
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« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2010, 02:59:38 AM »
And Rommel started running at Stalin. Stalin decided to end this nonsense story by ...

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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2010, 12:25:07 PM »
closing this thread  ;D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2010, 01:22:13 PM »
                  ~THE END~

                   ~ f i n ~
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2010, 03:32:33 PM »
closing this thread  ;D


Rommel does not approve!

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2010, 05:08:11 PM »
This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2010, 08:31:56 AM »
This is a nonstop story,read the title. >:(

{ LOL just some people just wanna end you story and create next episode. }

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When Rommel Doesn't approve, Stalin decided to run/flee while Rommel pull a Luger out and shoot at Stallin, But it hit Stalin pants and Stalin run with his pants down until...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2010, 09:23:43 AM »
a german soldier steps on his pants. Stalin falls on his face -> owned  ;D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2010, 02:00:25 PM »
a german soldier steps on his pants. Stalin falls on his face -> owned  ;D

[Should be 1 sentence, read the first post]

Meanwhile, one KCH steps onto Stalin's trap - racial time-machine, making all German Nation displaced in time-space continuum.