Nonstop story.

[Seeme]

Seeme wants to be free!

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

With a hero-like effort, Maxi rushes into Newbies secret bunker and liberates Seeme, hoping that moderators won't ban him for such a belated action!

[Cranialwizard]

*Catches Rizz out of the corner of his eye with a legendary ban-hammer*

Cranial runs in the path of Rizz, whom was heading for Maxiking, and stood in the way of the attack, which banned him.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Maxi is shocked and pleased at the same time and starts extreme-hugging Cranialwizard and doesn't stop for a long long time. Meanwhile..

[Walentin 'Walki' L.]

Rizz reloads his legendary ban-hammer and bans Maxi and Cranialwizard the second time.

[Cranialwizard]

Cranial uses a proxy to gun down Rizz

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

While that happens, Maxi gets out his World Builder and spawns Seeme, Cranial and himself in it using Scar code. However, the map is still WIP and many many crazy things can happen on it. Currently, the three guys are chilling in a farmhouse whose backyard is currently made by RL Maxi. Evil Rizz and Bad Walki are left back in Newbies bunker and unable to reach the other guys.

[Seeme]

Then Seeme gets confused and starts running in circles.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

In the meantime, Maxi got that map ready and tests it ingame. Seeme is still running in circles and Maxi wonders what to do with him, so..

[Paladin88]

Maxi decides to rewrite the current patch's EF script and change normal off map Arty shells to drop V1s instead. The V1s start to fall and Seeme (and Cranial) about to die when they are saved by "Sync Error Detected". Relic arbitrates the match and EF decides that there were balance issues involved, so in EF's next patch they rebalance CoH by allowing German Firestorm to fire 2,000,000,000,000 Caliope rockets instead. This creates a backlash against EF and a howl of outrage by RedGuard AND IJoe who quit CoH altogether until it is fixed...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Then Rizz and Cope and Dragon and all the other devs are like "Oh my god that's unbalanced" and retreat to their secret beta balance bunker and are away for a while. In the meantime, pariah, Seeme-reborn and all the other non-beta guys spam the forum horribly, so that..

[Cranialwizard]

*In the evil balance bunker*

Cranial laughs evily.

Muhahaha. Gentlemen...

[Paladin88]

Then Rizz and Cope and Dragon and all the other devs are like "Oh my god that's unbalanced" and retreat to their secret beta balance bunker and are away for a while. In the meantime, pariah, Seeme-reborn and all the other non-beta guys spam the forum horribly, so that..

EF servers completely meltdown and none of the developers are able to communicate through the forums. Feeling guilty. Pariah decides to invest another $500 to EF and they buy another server.

*In the evil balance bunker*

Cranial laughs evily.

Muhahaha. Gentlemen...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

*In the evil balance bunker*

Cranial laughs evily.

Muhahaha. Gentlemen...

I smell bad things will be done with balance.. 

Then Rizz and Cope and Dragon and all the other devs are like "Oh my god that's unbalanced" and retreat to their secret beta balance bunker and are away for a while. In the meantime, pariah, Seeme-reborn and all the other non-beta guys spam the forum horribly, so that..

EF servers completely meltdown and none of the developers are able to communicate through the forums. Feeling guilty. Pariah decides to invest another $500 to EF and they buy another server.

Pariah is now out of funds and decides to work as a paid animator for EF, being paid from what people donate to EF. That's not much, but it's enough for him to..

[pariah]

...Donate it back.