Nonstop story.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

But pariah messes up the animations completely and so Hartkeks is becoming active again and completes Ostheer animations..

[pariah]

And the pariah is banned for the royal fuck-up.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

..but is coming back as "loner". So he continues EF forum spamming, while...

[pariah]

And then is promptly banned again, because Maxi gave away his new name...

[Dzierzan]

...But TheDzierzanPL arrived, and killed them all...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

that's not fair, man! 

Anyway, Dzierzan is banned by blackbishop, who survived the slugfest because he is poster of the Soviet Union. Same for WartyX and BurroDiablo.

[Dzierzan]

...but dzierzan was brave, he killed all devs and became indestructible...and meanwhile he ate die schokolade...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

which chocolate

[Paladin88]

he's probably talking about what the devs eat

Anyway, it turns out "die schokolade" was poison (600000% Dark!). Since dzierzan killed all of the developers (who could have told him what the chocolate was) there was no way of knowing, he can't find the cure so he dies a miserable death as well

(p.s I suppose he could have crawled his way to a chemist but I'll cover that scenario too, since he was delusional when he was crossing the road he got run over by a car driven by George W. Bush (which is still a miserable death!) )

[pariah]

I realize this story is about stretching the truth, but the notion that W. knows how to operate an automobile is just way too unbelievable.

[Paladin88]

I was suprised myself. He was arrested under the charge "Reckless driving" and "driving with out a licence and without proper supervison". His defence was he was fighting a "war against terror". Fortunately EF doesn't own an oil field... or does it?

[pariah]

Actually, the pariah happened to buy an oil field just recently, to further help fund Eastern Front, as well as an armed militia to guard it, as well as the mod team, from the forces of "justice".

[Paladin88]

OHHHHH S**T!

Now I know why W. was there now!!! OMFG, Pariah why didn't you warn us .

How much are you paying them? Can I apply for a/the job?

Seriously we are getting side-tracked

Anyway, it turns out "die schokolade" was poison (600000% Dark!). Since dzierzan killed all of the developers (who could have told him what the chocolate was) there was no way of knowing, he can't find the cure so he dies a miserable death as well

(p.s I suppose he could have crawled his way to a chemist but I'll cover that scenario too, since he was delusional when he was crossing the road he got run over by a car driven by George W. Bush (which is still a miserable death!) )

[pariah]

Sorry man, but i can't be expected to keep track of every single oil field i happen to buy! Besides, i only just got out of my 3-hour champagne bath.

I pay my militia by not shooting them when they are working.

[Paladin88]

Seriously we are getting side-tracked

Anyway, it turns out "die schokolade" was poison (600000% Dark!). Since dzierzan killed all of the developers (who could have told him what the chocolate was) there was no way of knowing, he can't find the cure so he dies a miserable death as well

(p.s I suppose he could have crawled his way to a chemist but I'll cover that scenario too, since he was delusional when he was crossing the road he got run over by a car driven by George W. Bush (which is still a miserable death!) )

Actually, the pariah happened to buy an oil field just recently, to further help fund Eastern Front, as well as an armed militia to guard it, as well as the mod team, from the forces of "justice".

Well these two sum up the story so far