Nonstop story.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Maxi, now in a sense of imperialism, begins a major offensive in the Australian desert against pariahs oilfields. Maxi fields two heavy Panzer armies and several motorized infantry divisions. His attack begins at a beautiful morning and at 0500, his StuKas attack the first oilfield.

[pariah]

The pariahs militia then retaliates with their boomerangs, forcing the Panzers to retreat back to the ocean at 0501. The pariah then buys a replacement oil field, and takes another relaxing champagne bath after all this stress.

[Seeme]

Then Seeme comes.

[pariah]

Then leaves.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Then I call in a random squad consisting of Lumberjack Commandos, Scottish Highlanders and some of the finest war elephants from Hannibals grave. Together, they stomp pariahs oilfields once again and in the end, one of my fellow snipers shoots your bathtub and all the champaign vaporizes on the hot desert soil.
My pariah, my oilfields. I make my self "Great Rabbi of Australia" and appoint Cranialwizard to my Supreme General. Seeme is appointed to my courts cutup.

[pariah]

The pariah then takes this opportunity to invade Germany, taking it over. Time to buy another oil field, me thinks.

[Paladin88]

Pariah's request for an oilfield is met with skeptism from Germany's Greenpeace who believe oil fields damage the enviroment.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5049027

They decide to take the proposal to court. Pariah is asked to hire a lawyer...

[pariah]

The pariah uses his boomerang militia to forcefully take the oil field, and bleed the country dry.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Then Maxi arrives with a watering can.

[Cranialwizard]

But cranial flies with a Henschel and scares Maxi and causes him to drop the watering can.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

However, the watering can contained radioactive acid and now everything is contaminated. Germany now looks like Megaton in Fallout 3.

[pariah]

This country ain't no good no more. Time to rape France, now.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

I'm German. I'm not allowed to rape France. Could anyone else do it, please?
Errm and yeah - Me is still "Great Rabbi of Australia"

[pariah]

Ì need a new home.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Maxi (opens MineCraft, builds a little house out of dirt, exports it to RL and places it in the middle of France):
"Here you are!"