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Offline Rainbow Dragon

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #390 on: July 20, 2011, 07:43:55 PM »
oh s!%&
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #391 on: July 20, 2011, 11:18:55 PM »
Then, Seeme goes on to playing Lennyburg, when
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Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #392 on: July 23, 2011, 09:47:40 PM »
Then, pariah joins the scene, sitting in an AT-AT, shooting at everyone like he was insane. To stop him, ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #393 on: July 24, 2011, 12:18:13 AM »
Rainbow dragon gets chuck norris as a rifleman to beat the s*&! out of him
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #394 on: July 24, 2011, 12:05:11 PM »
And then he wakes up.......naked in the middle of the highway in the dead of the night.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #395 on: July 24, 2011, 12:21:37 PM »
And thinks to himself: "ok dont rush anything, that will a be all going fine" Then a truck stops nearby and guess who jumps out: ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #396 on: July 24, 2011, 04:45:04 PM »
"Your worst nightmare, bro!" It's pariah. The last thing Rainbow Dragon sees is the sole of a huge military boot stomping right in his face. Suddenly,...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #397 on: July 24, 2011, 04:55:16 PM »
Seeme comes along and stopps pariah from stomping rainbow. He says: "Only thinking fot yourself, all the joy for you alone" then he ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #398 on: July 24, 2011, 05:02:24 PM »
pulls out a pocket watch and starts hypnotizing pariah, who falls to the ground. Rainbow runs away. Seeme drags pariah off the street and puts him into his trunk. Then, he drives away, his destination is...
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« Reply #399 on: July 24, 2011, 05:27:18 PM »
his music store where redguard is already waiting for them. When they arrive ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #400 on: July 24, 2011, 05:43:19 PM »
Redguard is running through the store, back and forth, wearing a sleeper with a red star on it. He screams, but noone understands him, because he is not able to speak proper words yet. Seeme puts him back into his baby buggy and stuffs the soother back in RedGuards mouth.
The scene is dominated by silence, until...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #401 on: July 24, 2011, 06:53:07 PM »
Rainbow dragon in a tiger tank brings beer and rum! :D
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« Reply #402 on: July 24, 2011, 06:59:41 PM »
pariah and seeme shouting "damn german fanboy" and manning a IS3, which seeme had in his pocket, to counter the tiger rush. But Seeme couldnt afford to buy ammunition so they asked dzerzian to assist with his t34. for realz!!!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #403 on: July 24, 2011, 07:57:21 PM »
but then rainbow dragon unleashed a secret weapon of his... the King Tiger 2!!!!! which had 2 turrets for firing shells and replaced the MG for a flame thrower
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Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #404 on: July 24, 2011, 08:01:25 PM »
Then Maxi joins the scene and throws a Molotow Cocktail on the King Tiger 2s engine. The engine and both turrets explode. Rainbow is gone, but noone knows where to. In the meantime, pariah and Seeme celebrate Victory Day together with Dzierzan, who didn't even need to get a shot at the King Tiger 2 ( BTW: King Tiger is Tiger II - So what is King Tiger II supposed to be? Tiger III?). To celebrate their victory,...
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