Nonstop story.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Then he goes to town and buys The Simpsons - Season 1 - 10 because he likes it more than Southpark and doesn't stand up while looking through them, so he gets fat and becomes unable to perform a roundhouse kick. Following in the order of the most awesome men in the world, ...

[Pac-Fish]

the next one in line takes advantage of Chuck Norris' TV problems and procedds to whup his ass

[neosdark]

Yes........ Anyway back 1066, the Great Schism occured (in 1054), with the Governator (who survived all the knights and Chuck....somehow) joining the Catholic church and becoming the Pope Gregory VII. He uses his power to promote German as the only language in the church and thus the entire modern world knows how to speak German (also considering the fact that no romance languages exist, there is no French, Italian, Spanish, Catolonian,etc.)

[stealthattack1]

hmm... i think neosdark has an agenda here, but anyway,

because there are no romance languages Shakespeare writes all his plays in German. family guy, the Simpsons and southpark are also in German, but because of the boringness of mass people speaking German, different countries form different slang, which leads to misscomunication causing...

[Pac-Fish]

A variation of the Germanic languages known as Gerglish or Engliman . Since it is more vernacular and evolves in America the German king of the 1st reich takes no initiative to stop the spread of Gerglish . Slowly the rest of the country adopts Gerglish and, upset with the king, plans revolution

[neosdark]

Well, i dunno about an agenda since I'm not German, I just have very creative mind.

Anyway, the revolution proceeds withe rebels gaining control over all of America, Southern Canada and Northern Mexico. The European rebels fail, but they soon find that the Russians are a force waiting to strike the 1st Reich, and in the year 1675, they ride in on the Bear Cavarly destroying all in their path until they find Reichsritter Chuck Norris the Grand Lord of the Reich's army......

[Pac-Fish]

watching simpson shows. Chuck Nrris doesn't notice the Russians in the room until they shut his TV off.  He then gets pissed and roundhouse kicks them back to Prussia(yes i realize the diff name)

[neosdark]

Thus creating the legend of the Holy Saint Chuck

[Pac-Fish]

Who rules over his disiples with an iron fist and a lethal roundhouse kick 

[stealthattack1]

so he moves to the north pole because he takes the saying "talking down to you" literally. when he gets there he meets santa claus and kicks him out leading to...

[neosdark]

The 533rd World War with Chuck Norris leading the Reich's army against the Russians, the Italians and, Gandolf the Grey and Gandolf the White and "Monty Python Holy Grail" Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Cap'n Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, every single Power Ranger..........

Realizing that just like the 2 other times he was confronted with this threat, he will not be able to fight for the next 200 years, he decides to clone himself, thus creating the Chuck Armada, but all the Clones are different since they all had other mother hosts, thus leading to the birth of Bruce Lee, Jason Statham, Mr.T, and many other legendary fighters, with the inevitable clash occurring at Stalingrad resulting...........

[Pac-Fish]

In no more Chuck Norris . This phenomial leads to

[stealthattack1]

the world having an imbalance of power and the poles are reversed. this leads to everyone going south instead of north, north instead of south. this leads to

[Blackbishop]

a war started by the penguins at the Antarctic, they march through Argentina to conquer south america the now called "north" america ... While the bears army is advancing through Canada in north america south america...

[Pac-Fish]

The Polar bears try rushing the penguins since they are under the impression they are superior in all areas. However they do not realize that they are out numbered and with the help of the Penguins from the show the peguins of madagascar, the peguins now boast some impressive weaponry.

Utilizing the numerous atomic weapons left in the artic by the past US and their new weapons, the penguins quickly force the polar bears into retreat. This leads to