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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #240 on: October 05, 2011, 11:45:30 PM »
only in COH do 50 muni MG gunner not have enough ommon snese to turn around and engage the enemy. Instead it just sits there. And dies :'(

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #241 on: October 07, 2011, 05:28:40 PM »
Only in COH the brit faction sucks
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #242 on: October 07, 2011, 10:52:36 PM »
actually, thats kinda how the brits accually fought during ww2


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #243 on: October 07, 2011, 11:33:26 PM »
But I dont think there was so much camping :-\. Just slow movement ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #244 on: October 10, 2011, 12:16:04 AM »
Only in CoH theirs only some 30 Areas soldiers can fight.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #245 on: October 10, 2011, 01:04:27 AM »
Only in COH can buildings hit by fire but not stay on fire

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #246 on: October 10, 2011, 01:17:25 AM »
Well, that kinda happens in real life.

Only in CoH, Commanders are Noobs when they play bridge map, while in real war they required the most elite ones.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #247 on: October 10, 2011, 03:31:06 AM »
Only in COH does building tanks or training infantry cause a huge rush of wind through the buildings everytime(the cloth starts flying around the Wher buildings when you queue a tank :-X)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #248 on: October 10, 2011, 08:20:29 AM »
Only in COH do the British have flamethrowers in the campaign but not in multiplayer.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #249 on: October 10, 2011, 08:27:54 AM »
Only in COH will gliders smash into the ground but not a single commando will be injured. Ever :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #250 on: October 10, 2011, 12:50:55 PM »
Considering that gliders have infinite amount of people, they nay get hurt be will just be replaced ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #251 on: October 10, 2011, 04:32:45 PM »
Keep a AC beside the glider, we will see how many commandos get hurt.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #252 on: October 11, 2011, 12:36:09 AM »
Only in COH does it cost munitions to make AC go faster, not gasoline ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #253 on: October 11, 2011, 04:18:13 AM »
Flank speed of both Cromwell and AC drain your fuel slightly.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #254 on: October 11, 2011, 04:56:15 AM »
Only in COH can Rangers, Para troopers, and PG can sprint. Everyone else must jog :D

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