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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #120 on: August 30, 2011, 09:56:38 PM »
Guzzled what? Beer? ;D. OJ? :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #121 on: August 30, 2011, 10:11:35 PM »
Dunno, he just sais that. In German of course.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2011, 10:41:30 PM »
Only in CoH soliders are annoyed by your's clicking and clicking. Fucking clicking!

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2011, 05:36:43 AM »
Only in COH can units constantly maintain radio communications with you with no interference (besides lag)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2011, 12:36:27 PM »
only in CoH can a soldier watch his entire squad get massacred and keep fighting as if nothing happened.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2011, 12:41:24 PM »
only in CoH Mortars landing on top of high ranking officers dont kill them.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2011, 06:38:36 PM »
Only in COh does fire litteraly break down bunkers XD

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2011, 09:16:17 PM »
only in CoH can engineers put demolitions on a bridge in  1 min
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2011, 09:40:57 PM »
Only in COH do infantry alert you of incoming artillery but do absolutely nothing to get away.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #129 on: August 31, 2011, 11:39:34 PM »
Only in CoH you can put mines UNDER bunkers.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #130 on: September 01, 2011, 03:19:09 AM »
@Desert_Fox:How do you do that ???

Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.

Only in COH are battles won by controlling an oversized flag post with lights hangng off of it until the enemies points are out.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #131 on: September 01, 2011, 07:12:41 AM »
Only in COH do you stand next to a flag post in order to claim a sector yours.

Actually I think the Old school battlfields (like 1942) you do this as well lol ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #132 on: September 01, 2011, 07:09:56 PM »
Only in coh you get fuel from flags.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #133 on: September 01, 2011, 07:29:09 PM »
Only in coh you get fuel from flags.

LOL but there are fuel cans under it ;D.

Only in COH do Mk.2 grenades have the exact same 1 second timer once they hit they ground, no maatter how far the throwing distance is.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #134 on: September 01, 2011, 10:35:47 PM »
Only in CoH do all artillery units (105s, Hummels, Nebels) fire at the same angle regarless of the distance.

Only in COH do soldiers spot a sniper as he shoots only to forget where they saw him 5 seconds later

I hope nobody had these already, if so Im sorry.
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