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This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it , like so
I storm the bridge with Grenadiers
My Bridge! :P
;) Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.
(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )
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This game Is a variation of "My Hill" modified to suit Coh,
Simply state the bridges status and what you use to take it , like so
I storm the bridge with Grenadiers
My Bridge! :P
;) Anything goes, the Bridge can be suspended over a void, sealed into an indestructable container etc.
All it needs is a group of in-game Soldiers .
have fun.
(Note to Moderators: This is off topic so I don't think its violating anything, let me know if it is though )
Ok, I storm the Bridge with hell lot of conscripts. Not my Bridge! Lost some Thousands. Whatever . . . storm Bridge with another thousand conscripts ;D
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I sneak behind defending grenadiers with my Major equipped with PPS. He takes them all out. My bridge!
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I raid the bridge with Ostheer. My Bridge...
Oh, what's that Chuck Norris? You want to come play on my bridge?...
BANG!!
My bridge, in the middle of the street, my bridge....
..Oh, someone clean up that body, Cleveland Show is on.
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I send a V1 Rocket from the Wehrmacht's Terror Doctrine to destroy the bridge and kill Dragon, and anybody else on the bridge.
I then send in 3 Vet 3 Flame Pioneers to repair the bridge in literally 50 seconds.
They then set up MG bunkers all over the bridge and no infantry could IMAGINE to cross it.
My (Repaired) Bridge
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I Destroy the Bridge with Air Strikes and reconstruct an identical replica which I garrison with 13 Panther tanks. My Replicated bridge!
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(Wtf Wehrmacht VS Wehrmacht? XD)
A random soviet player thinks it's funny to call an IL-2 on top of your tanks, destroying them all.
I then proceed to use a stolen pair of Flak 88s to shoot down the Red Planes.
Then I target remaining Panthers and wipe them all out, and then lay mines EVERYWHERE Around the bridge, along with nasty goliaths waiting ON the bridge.
MY BRIDGE >: )
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I find Nazi secret weapon - teleporter, use it to teleport bridge (without goliaths, they fall into water) somwhere into Australia and send Kangaroo 3lvl vet squad to defend it with AT bumerangs (stats 7 vs vehs, 6 vs tanks) and sniper bumerangs (10 vs inf).
My bridge :D
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*Chernobyl Happens*
NO ONES BRIDGE.
XD
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Hey, not fair xD
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This will make it fair:
A special Paradrop Engineer unit drops in after the HQ is destroyed and repairs the bridge before they die. Leaving no one to claim it...Except me.
My nuclear infected bridge!
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I'm reviving Chuck Norris and sending him to take the bidge. Chuck don't get infected by radiation. Radiaton get's infected by Chuck.
My Chuck'd Norris'd bridge :D
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I send Sieneke with her "shalalie shalala" and she dies after that I Artillery your asses off with 25 pounders :P
I than send golem to take it.
My precious (bridge)
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I open World Builder, load world.sgb and remove bridge, then add pile of wood, some nails and hammers.
Build bridge yourself :P
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Opens up world builder and deletes that pile of crap Poldek left behind.
Places a new bridge and surrounds in in a mile high wall of MG nests.
Makes new group called 'eg_invincible'
Codes in Notepad
import("ScarUtil.scar")
function OnInit()
Invulnerable()
end
Scar_AddInit(OnInit)
function Invulnerable()
EGroup_SetInvulnerable(eg_invincible, true)
end
Stands on new indestructible Super-bridge and laughs manically... MY BRIDGE!
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I open world builder and delete your previously thought invulnerable Bridge, than I place it on Charon and call-in an army of Tiger Aces . My Bridge!
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I downgrade everyone's CoH to 1.0, call in 3 Calliopes and 3 Uber Pershings, rush&take the bringe.
My unpatched bridge! :D
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"sealed into an indestructable container"
lol you have been watching the news to much about that oil spill XD
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it was an oil leak actually . anyway, I call-in an army of vet 3 Sturmtoopers with Pansershrecks to obliterate all of your tanks and hold it against any units , My Bridge!
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I tell Neo to go on the bridge, he stops all the bullets and rockets, then my rifleman take out suprised and confused stormtroops. Ten minutes later my men dig hundreds meters of trenches, set hundreds meters of sandbags, place few M1 57mm AT guns, bring captured 88mm gun, deploy few mortars and dispense some M9 Bazookas. Time for "Saving Pvt. Ryan" style battle!
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I go Cold War on your ass.
Russia launches 12,000+ nuclear warheads at Bridge.
Bridge fires 9,600+ nuclear warhead retaliation strike.
Chinese and North Koreans decide to fire combined strike of 250+ nukes cos they can.
Britain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.
My (miniature model) Bridge (built out of ice lolly sticks on board Typhoon submarine under ice caps).
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I get worldbuildier and out chages all overe the brige and blow it up when your all there.
Whatever is letf, its mine.
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I capture bridge with my medic spam. Medic spam FTW!
My pile of dust and stones!
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hmmm... I call-in entire Space Wolves Chapter to land and capture the bridge in the name of Emperor and for Emperor ( and me, of course). Noone can withstand the fury of the blades of the Space Marines! Meet the Chapter's Fury!
My ( imperial) bridge!
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I throw a cat in space and the dogs follow and die and I take it.
My big pile of rubbele!
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I call the Predator Armada to support my consript spam and hold the bridge.
My Ruble pile!
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I simply thow a nuke greande into people defending bridge.
My nuked bridge!
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I awake all the previous dead soldiers as zombies and take the bridge 8).
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I open worldbuilder and delete the map and put MGs and 88mms on a shore that i place near the bridge then i put a road with 25 king tigers and the Bismarck in water near the bridge.
My Bridge!!!!!!!
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I Haxzor everyone's account and un-install everyone's COH, and I render Steam useless, and then destroy all records of working registration keys.
My missing file!
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I hire 100 IT support men, order them to install CoH, then patch it and install EF (and also patch it :P) on every PC on the planet, after that I run WB, create map with river and bridge, then save it but I lose electricity while saving and map f*ck up.
$18010666 No Range!
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The error creates a virus destroying all files.
Your Error-Blue Screen!
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okay, Your error blue screens , but My Bridge!
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There's no bridge 8).
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I am so confused right now...
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The bridge is a LIE!
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My Metaphoric Bridge than!
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Alright, this is WAY too crazy xD let's start again, shall we? :P
I rush the bridge with my... 1 conscript. Thank's God no-one is around. My bridge!
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A mortar shell lands, scaring the shice out of the conscript squad, causing them to rush helplessly into a MG42.
Volksgrenadiers then put wire on the ends of the bridge and lock down with the MG.
My Bridge!
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I attack your Volks and MG with PE Panther battle group.
My Bridge!
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(Dude WAY Op XD)
Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.
Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)
My Over-Defended bridge!
(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)
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(Dude WAY Op XD)
Hidden PaKs in sandbag and tree cover reveal themselves from hidden camo, and tear apart the Panther Groupens.
Any infantry nearby gets picked off with 2 Vet 3 Snipers, whom already have 84 kills each. (And 2 Tank Kills. Snipers FTW)
My Over-Defended bridge!
(Wth is so important about the bridge anyway?)
The bridge is the only one across the Rhine in WW3 (which happens to take place in Europe with 1940s equipment.)
As for my attack I use the Fallschirmjager infiltration in several spots, hack the EF mod, add para-dropped Fallschirmjagers and King Tigers ( maybe and elephant tank too), and rename the Panzer Elite the 1st Fallschirmjager Division and I use the new (and hacked) in Luftwaffe Engineers to construct a airstrip and bomb your bridge out (without destroying) use the new Fallschirmjager Raid Doctrine to add MG42s and upgrade the Air-dropped Panzer 3 to a to Panzer 3 late-War model (75mm gun) and kill all your men with spammed Luftwaffe Snipers and take the bridge with Fallschirmjager spam.
My (new Factioned) Bridge
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I call-in 10 airstrikes in column form matched with 5 V1's to bombard the bridge, then I move a Vet 3 KT with 5 MG 42 Grenadier squads.
My Bridge!
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I send dr. Hax (from GMod idiot box :D) on your KT (KT doesn't gain vet you hacker :P), he throws a monitor at KT and takes him out. Sniper ace takes all graens out in half a minute, but I frogot to produce any unit to capture the bridge :D
No-one bridge!
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Britain cries at having less nukes than French.
French say they're going to launch nukes - world rofls, Chuck Norris slaps France, world rofls once more.
:(
I send a sheep to take the bridge, but he was eaten by a wolf (crap :( ) I decided to rape all wolves and I take the bridge
My bridge !
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I then close this server, taking the bridge with me to Counter-Strike:Source, making it guarded by bunnyhopping Terroist's.
My (Noobish) Bridge.
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i kick the n00b terrors ( iam admin) and simply dig in with two tommy recon squads
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I drop propaganda on defending units, they scare and run. I send Tiger Ace on the bridge to take it.
My Ace Bridge!
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I call-in 10 airstrikes in column form matched with 5 V1's to bombard the bridge, then I move a Vet 3 KT with 5 MG 42 Grenadier squads.
My Bridge!
Well that's not fair! >:( My Airstrip could launch Bf 109s and shoot the bombers and V1s out of the sky. :) AND my Fallschirmjager squads could kill your Grenadiers in seconds (Fallschirmjagers with MG42s, Panzer 3 , and fighter bomber support > Grenadiers King Tiger < 30 fighter bombers (Bf 109s and Fw 190s armed with 30mm cannons and bombs)
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Hack's EF and creates a new unit called P.1500 Monster, making them cost 0 MP and 10 MUNI. I then create 70 of these, spamming this bridge with 800mm shells.
My Bridge.
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I hack EF to create the US superweapon Fat man which I call in onto your Monsters, then I proceed to take the bridge with KT's and JT's supported with NCH . My Bridge!
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Maybe we should set some limits on the game?
I mean come on, P 1500 Monsters would have been to big for bridges, the sheer weight would have crushed it.
Edit: FREAKIN YES, 250th post, and I am now a commisar! :D
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The bridge is The Bridge, it is an invulnerable bridge of immesurable endurance. No limits is what makes the game fun :)
Seeing the bridge is still mine I add a new unit to the game files allowing me to now spam *drumroll* Uruk Hai!!! , so now that thats said , I send Sarumans Helms deep invasion force to protect my bridge.( Yes I know that Sarumans forces also had regular orcs and hillmen but still :P)
Still my Bridge!
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Mustard Gas is dropped on the bridge, I send Knights Cross Troops in with gas asks on. I take the bridge.
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I use my reformed Fallschirmjagers and OP Luftwaffe snipers to kill all you AND put a Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster on the bank with fighter bomber support. Plus I make my first nuke, The Chuck Norris and aim it at Akalonor's and HyperSniper's men and there computers and blow them up. Then I take the Star Wars Anti Nuke project and make it work to shoot down nukes (and my guys have gas masks).
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I work my way up to Coh Admin and Ban everyones account,
My Bridge !
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i play in offline mode vs an easy comp
and once again put two recon squads in trenches
(in trenches so no propaganda can scare them out!)
My bridge..
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I use portal gun and place portal below and above bridge. Try to catch it!
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I use other portal gun to delete portal, then, ordering 70 Kats guarded by 20 T-34/76's, and 30 guards, along with 5 IS2's, to bombard the bridge, and keep under overwatch as i claim the bridge with 1 T90.
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I use PTRD spam to take the bridge. Wave of 1000 men fails, but i send another wave. After 10 waves i give up.
Your bridge!
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yay. because i'm kind. i make second bridge, and movve to that.
my (replica) bridge.
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I use my airbase to launch more fighter bombers to destroy the second bridge. Next, I spam the OP Luftwaffe Sniper and kill all your men then I air-drop a KT Ace Vet 3 an Elephant Ace vet 4 and Fallschirmjagers to take the Bridge.
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I spam Artillary and destroy all of your units , My bridge!
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Not Fair as I have Fighter Bomber tat could kill your arty.
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That's it!! I ban you all for hax!
My hax-free bridge!
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moves down the street to my second IP, access account
Password: *******[Fake btw]
Access file: Company of Heroes: Eastern Front
Opening
Choose Faction: US of A.
Then, spams your hax-free bridge with my hax-free M26 Pershing and M10's.
My (anti-tank) bridge.
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I take the bridge with my KCH squads paired with Panthers then , rewrite the game files so that I can call-in Nydhoggr to help my units !!( For those of you that don't know, Nydhoggr is a Norse Dragon that eats at the tree of life, him emerging signifies the end of the world A.K.A. Ragnorok)
My Demon Guarded Bridge!
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hax EF to create german superunit Panzer VIII Lowe, sending just 1 of these, the sheer PWNAGE of this unit takes down it all.
My Bridge.
Post Merge: June 04, 2010, 12:47:24 AM
Seeing noone go for the bridge, i create a Panzer VII Maus SuperTank, making it support my Lowe, whilst deploying A Luftwaffe Ground unit to construct Flakvering 2cm's, Babred Wire, Mines, Teller Mines, Sandbags, Tank traps and Flak88's. I then call a few Marder III's to lock down behinde it, with a few MG, Repair and Medical bunkers, i then call butterfly bombs to help, whilst air-dropping Fallschrimjager to occupy the Bunkers.
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I bring in an armada (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BEAT THAT) ) of NKVD Conscripts, Commisars, PTRDs, IS3s and 1 (captured) Panzer VIII Lowe to destroy Newbies tanks and Lowe, Using the Conscripts to destroy the mines as meatshields and then use the Commisar Heroic charge to unsuppress them, then use the near endless amounts of conscripts to Molotov Cocktail all infantry, emplacements and everything else on that bridge that ain't a tank. Then i will use whatever is left to take the bridge. Then i deploy the 31st century anti-missile/arty denial system so no more nukes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HA
My (inebriated-conscript uber-spammed) bridge
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we should end here, noones going to get past that.
EDIT:
Deploys the Japanese ultraheavy tank O-I to crush your army.
Yeah, kty. my bridge.
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The O-I is not better then a Lowe. Not that that would even matter cause i invent AT Molotovs for my NKVD conscripts by hacking into the games code and creating AT molotovs. Lets see how your O-I enjoys an nuclear explosion in the engine.
So now its my alchohol covered bridge 8)
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Well the Lowe is not better than an immortal Dragon that it miraculously killed 8) , but Anyway , I call-in Peter Griffin from the Idiots Doctrine and he bar fights all of your soldiers to get to the alchohol on the bridge,
My Bridge!
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I run the game, choose Wehr, join match and take HelloKitty Doctrine - for 1 CP i buy PINK RAIN - all infantry runs away because they eyes hurt too much from seeing everything in pink. Then i unlock HelloKitty Command Center - My pios build it and i can drop using it two bags of posters with HelloKitty and caption "HelloKitty LUV U ALL!!" on any place on map. It works like propaganda but it does damage. When it comes to tanks, I unlock weapon of mass murder - HelloKitty. It walks slow but can destroy anything by his look.
After that i paint the bridge with pink :D
My HelloKitty bridge!
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Air-drops a special paratroop called 'C. Norris' to the bridge, all the pink melts.
My (Uber) Bridge.
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I simpliy blow the brige up and run away :)
No ones brige!
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I rebuild the bridge and bring in a brand new prototype unit.
Rambo- Armed with a Knife, M16, anything he finds on the ground, LAWs, Anti-moron shield (bye Peter Griffin retaliation), a pair of anti-pink sunglasses (Hello Kitty goes boom), and an ability called Bruce Lee Support ( to kill C. Norris) he is ultimate combat machine. Did i mention that none of his upgrades or abilities cost munis and have a .001 second recharge time. He takes up 1 pop and can only be killed with....... well why would i tell you that ;D. I will give you hint though. Every guy thinks with his.........
My (soon to be taken but certainly awesome) bridge
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My Volks prank phone call Rambo which makes him think he's terminal thus causing him to commit scuicide. I than send Grenadiers with 42's and Schrecks to reinforce the bridge, My bridge!
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Rambo all of the sudden destroys every units on the bridge by crashing from the sky, he now defends it.
I send a homosexual Volksgrenadier (Single Man) To run up to Rambo and hit him with a...well...
Rambo shrieks and dies, and the Volksgrenadier is thrown into the river to drown.
I send Panzer Groupens to take the bridge back.
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And i send in Rambo V2.0 He is equipped with everything from the original unit, but he is bisexual so homosexuals no longer pose a threat to him. MWWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Did i mention all the tanks in support of him, yea about 75 M1A1 Abrams and 5 Pattons. Eat that WW2.
My (time warped) Bridge
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Fine, play unfair.
Darth Vader Destroys the planet with the Death Star.
Game Over.
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I spam NKVD conscripts in the Death Star to capture its "bridge" ;).
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Fine you all forced my hand, I call in Dwight K. Schrute! Dwight has the power to KGB slap Rambo and talk sense into your conscipt captains, those who resist are mercilessly pounded by Dwights Office arsenal of Samurai swords and blowguns! My Death Star Bridge!
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Haxxor's again, yea?
Darn you people :P Ok, again, before we will destroy the universe for one stupid bridge xD
I ragequit, you win, then we setup new match with bridge.
Tech up and rush!
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I send in some Conscripts to attack a fuel point on your side of the map, but they are torn to pieces by your MG42s.
I then send my 3 Ingenery squads to kill the Motorcycle you sent to capture the bridge, and they wire+tank trap the approach.
They then OP the remaining points on my side.
My bridge!
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I unplug Ethernet cable........drophack! ;D
Relic gives me bridge.
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your trust rating suffered which allows me to take the freakin bridge with two bren squads and a leutnant (in trenches)
My bridge!
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I use a WM mortar to kill the entrenched squads and than occupy said trenches with 3 KCH's.
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I spam Shermans. Traffic jam in base........stupid AI.
Still your bridge.
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I then mount up 4 M7 Priest's and use them to Pound the traffic jammed shermans whilst Spamming Sapper's with PIAT's to the bridge.
My Bridge!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
My bridge!
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(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/lblackwell/2005/04/15/dont_worry_maam.jpg)
i call the ultimate soldier and it's my bridge
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ummm...okay...... well I send in 12 pz IV's and 5 squads of Panzergrenadiers to destroy the man in batman armor with a MG42
My bridge.
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I convice everybody to be friends and bring peace to the world!
Everyones bridge!
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I kill the socialist in charge of the bridge, I then proceed to sell it to a small business who can, without government regulation, toll its use then use that money to pay workers to maintain it so those workers can support their families and the bridge is always maintained making it the optimal choice for crossing that river. The process repeats from the toll, thus a very positive move for the COH economy!
Bridge Maintainers Ltd.'s Bridge
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Wrong
I said Everyone's Birdge!
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I send your Bridge-builder, his family and company workers and Seeme!!!!!! to Soviet Gulag deep in the Siberian blizzard and let them work on bridge building.... over mine shafts. Then Comrade Stalin authorizes me to send in a Soviet Bridge building expert to make his own "company" for the Glorious Comrade, and fortifies the place with 5 IS-3s, 100 Guards Regiments (armed with with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats and their famous Nades) and a couple of thousand T-34/85s.
My Bridge (за славу Отечества)
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Okay,WTF. This has gotten WAY out of proportion.
Why don't we set some rules?
- You must use a post within reason. Use a tactic you would use in a game. Don't BS it.
- You must use units and abilities provided IN GAME.
- You must use units within reason. Conscripts can't destroy tigers, come on now.
- The Bridge CAN be repaired and destroyed, but never permanently so.
- NO out-of-game attacks will be used, and will be disregarded.
- You CAN NOT Switch sides all the sudden.(E.G, Wehrmacht all of the sudden to Soviet)
- Try to keep the game realistic by building up tech by starting with basic units and working to tanks. No one starts the game and pulls out 5 IS-2s.
Now, let's try this again?
*New Game*
(Map:Leningrad)
The game begins, I send Ingenery to set up Tank Traps,Wire, and then Sandbags along the enemy side of the bridge, to fortify it, and they then set up outpost on points near the bridge. Conscripts then occupy these outpost.
My Bridge!
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And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done......... :'(
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I build 3 squads of engineers with flamthrowers, 2 infantry with BAR's, 2 M16 Halftracks, and 4 57mm guns. I spank the forces on the bridge, partially destroy the defense just enough to let my men through, rebuild the defenses, place 2 57's on each end with an engineer, infantry and M16 on each end.
My textbook defense bridge!
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And there goes our fun, don't it Mr.Buzzkillington (aka Cranial wizard) This isn't a game with special rules we just wanna hav fun here man. Don't we all love outlandish units and cool abilities. Why should we play by rules when we want to have some fun. Do you make a guideline for how to play capture the flag (other than the obvious rules of getting a flag to a base and how to secure it or otherwise make it count as a point) cause i sure as hell don't. Imagine a repressive Capture the Flag were everything is done in a particular order. How boring would that be. So truly my friend rules?? Think about what u have done......... :'(
But then the game has no relevance to what the starter meant it to be, it just took off to nuking the world or starting WWIII or time traveling, or even drophacks, I mean Wtf.
Was just setting some guidelines so people can't be like
"IZ CALLLZ IN DEEEEAAAAAAATH STAR, MY BRIDGE"
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Oh, it's on ;)
I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.
My loosely held bridge!
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i have got enough of all my tommys getting killed and send in 3 squads of commandos and two piat commandos
My (completly dynamite wired) bridge
I then retreat my guys....
try takin the bridge
Hey Cranialwizard you killed fun on that bridge not riflemen
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I then Send in a worthless 1 Conscript *Without rifle* to take the bridge.
My Set to Blow Bridge!
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Well originally the rules were that you : Were able to minipulate the bridge in any way as long as you had to have atleast 1 in game unit preform the action. I. E. I turn my Volksgrenadiers into the super Hydes seen in League of Exdroidinary Gentlemen(<--love that movie :) ) than you just say
My Bridge!
whichever way floats you boat.
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[quote author=Cranialwizard link=topic=3603.msg37188#msg37188 date=127608392
Oh, it's on ;)
I send in 2 Strelky squads to hide behind a stone wall and fire at the engineers with their rifles. They kill the engineers and wound the riflemen before disappearing into the fog of war. Meanwhile, I was upgrading a mortar, and now that I have it thanks to diversions, I open fire on the bridge, with Strelky leading the way, and the Mortar blowing apart the edges. Then the strelky and the mortar hide behind sandbags.
My loosely held bridge!
[/quote]
Effective attack my friend.
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I use time tunnel gun to launch the bridge into other reality.
No Bridge!
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As they is no bridge, i claim Berlin with a Guard Squad!
My Berlin!
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I use Poldek's time tunnel gun to blast us into the same reality as he sent the bridge and procede to secure it with 4 IS-2, 2 Mechanics, and use 5 Sturmavoy Ingenery to build up an extremly large defensive line consisting of Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements x5 (5 repeating lines of such defeses one after the other if anyone doesn't get it)
My Maginot Line...I mean my Bridge (in a different dimension 8) )
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Transport's my Guards to the scene, walking them to the Tank Traps.
Guard 1: Hmmm...
Guard 2: got it.
The Guards walk around the bridge, entering the other side and blasting the place up.
EDIT: YAY! MIGHTY 50TH POST! CONSCRIPTION TIME :)
Guard 3: My Bridge!
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I take over the bridge with PTRD spam, then steal some barrels with radioactive stuff from Chernobyl (my lovely time tunnel gun xD) and spread it on whole bridge.
My radioactive bridge!
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I place upgraded red banner Strelky inside rad suits and spam them with su-100 tnak support , I than dig in with sniper teams in trenches and my strelky in outposts ,
My Bridge!
Anyone notice that this is only 40 posts behind ' In soviet Russia jokes' , in only a matter of a couple weeks :D
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When you were all fighting, I had time to get a v1 and 6 panthers with 8 snipers. I drop the V1 and most of yea guys and attack Akalonor's HQ so he cant call in the funnel gun and go back the the bridge.
My about to be taken bridge!
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Right...... since nobody acctaully killed that large amount of troops i stationed to protect my bridge, i send in the IS-2s, Sturmavoy Inginery, and reinforce them with 5 ISU-152, and a large contingency of Guards and Black Sea Marines armed with PPSh-41s and Fedorov Avtomats. They destroy your incoming Panthers and the Snipers, and using the surviving Ingenery to deploy another ring of defenses this time on both sides of the bridge and have ZiS-2 AT-guns interspersed between the MG lines (so Tank Traps in front of Barbed Wire in front of Mines in front of MG emplacements with AT guns interspersed between the MG emplacements x5 and on both sides of the bridge.
My (soon to be taken, but well defended) Bridge
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Command Sqd: Hmm...
The Command Sqaud then order's encirclement of the Bridge with ZiS2's, ML20's, KV-2's, IL-2's, IS2's, Conscripts, Mortars, Kats' and Maxim MG's.
Surrender now, or one bloody bridge :)
Your (Currently) Bridge.
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I swamp your Command Squad with my Guards, Newbie. So yea. Any straglers that approach my extremly big defensive area are captured shot into the knee-cap and nuddered. Then killed.....
As for the tanks i bring in my own IL-2 squads, and send for T-90, IS-2, KV-2 and some also infiltrate some partisans into your rear lines to destroy the ML-20s and any other arty u may bring out. My guys will hold out to the very end.
Держите мост за Сталина УРАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My (very bloody, nuder victim covered, but soon to be taken away from me) bridge
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I annihilate Neosdark's fanatical Russkies with saturation bombardment, 1,600 Landkreuzer P-1000s and an ultra-mobile SS division composed of maniac chihuahuas mounted on Goliaths and Kettenkrads. Then I order Obersturmführer Ronald McDonald to lay out a defensive perimeter of irresistible kiosks serving chicken McNuggets, Borscht and fries.
MY McBRIDGE.
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Deplys in a Truck full of men from the 2nd Ranger Battalion, who dig in heavily with Springfield's, picking off the Kettengrad and Golitah's.
As for the P-1000's... Well, they just walk past the lumbering giants.
My Bridge!
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(Here we go again with the random stuff ;))
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I like canialswizard's idea, you know there were rules in the begging.
As for those rangers, I bribe them a free trip home with $ so they all leave and I place a bomb with can be blown When I say so!. Then, I will sit back and see if anyone wants to take the bridge.
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Calls in a Camo'd Ranger SNiper to walk to the bomb, efficently disarming it, whilst a Sherman and and M1 Thompson armed rangers drop in down the map, sneaking from the back of the bridge.
My Bridge!
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I send in 25 squads of Shock Guards and Red Banner Strelky, along with IL-2 support and a follow up force of 10 IS-2, 5 KV-2s, 2 divisions of T-44 tanks (not 34, but 44), and 15 Sturmovoy Ingenery with Dual Roks-2 Flamethrower. After capturing your Rangers, and killing the Sniper and Sherman, we dig in and start making Gulags around the bridge and corraling all the surviving Rangers in there to create American Meatshields. MWAHAHAHAH take that Geneva Convention 8)
My (Soviet) Bridge.
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I start to broadcast battle bridge on XFire, Relic devs notice it and award all of us with 3 free vouchers for their games/upcoming titles (expiration date: unlimited).
You guys take the bridge, i take the vouchers ;p
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Sneaks under the POW bridge with Boat-drawn Commandos, as they sneek towards the bridge, deploying a smoke, whilst Stenning and TNT-ing da' Tanks 'n Men.
My POW's (And Bridge)
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i blow the bridge with all the commando charges i planted ages ago. then i repair it and put a 17pounder and two mg-nest next to it.
And my artillery gets ready to strike...
My bridge!
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I send in the prototype T-44-100 destroy your pathetic defenses and reinforce my Gulags and POWs with a Command Squad and a battalion of Black Sea Marines. Since the Commandos still don't have manPADs (thank god for that), my IL-2s are still alive i still have support from the air. I also send in 30 PTRDs to camo near both sides of the bridge and shoot anything that isn't on my side.
My Bridge and Gulags.
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The brits get pissed and capture loads of 88's to blow the IL2's outta' da' sky. They then deploy 3 Sherman Fireflys and Churchill Crocodiles to the bridge, roasting the men and spamming the T'44 from the side with The Fireflys. We then get the men from the gulag's giving them a single brick each.
Our Bridge.
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I use the God of War to Arty everything to tiny little bits and then send in my heavy Breakthrough divisions (5 IS-3s, 10 T-34/85s with Tank Riders, 5 KV-2s and a division of Black Sea Marines and Shock Guards to occupy the bridge, destroy any 88s that are left over, and then vanish after setting a bunch of explosives all over the bridge.
My (wired) Bridge
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Sends a Lieutenant onto the bridge, blowing it up, then using my Sapper's to repair the bridge, then occupying it with A Captain and A Commando Division.
My Bridge!
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*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting* I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!
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wonder show inportant fighting for a bridge in the middle of nowhere is and the brits leave.
Spams the Bridge with Mortar Halftracks, But hits the Bridge's leg!
My Semi Broken Bridge!
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Loading...
**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Death Star'd bridge :P
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*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting* I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!
You can't do that! Remember, I destoryed your base!
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Loading...
**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Death Star'd bridge :P
Just before Zero, RAF Pilot Albert Sparwalker fire's his Missle from his Spitfire into the death star core, as USAAF Officer Hans Volo fire's onto Riechsmarshall Vadar and his ME262 chasing him..
Meanwhile...
The Mortar Halftracks sit at base.
Still my bridge.
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My armada returns from vodka and borsch break to take back the bridge. We destroy Newbie's HT and base and then return to claim our bridge.
The Soviet Bridge....
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The Amanda releases 4 Diff Wehrmacht players each using the Tiger II Approaching, with Greandier's on the flank, the vodka drunk Amanda retreat to HQ, all being shot for retreating.
My Fascist Bridge...
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We retaliate by sending in large amounts of Conscripts until you run out of things to shoot us with and then send in 55 regiments of IS-3 and a prototype T-44/100, and when they are done killing of your tanks we precede to send in the Grand Armada- 5000 Li-2 transports filled to the (literal) roof with Soviet paratroopers (armed with PPS-43s and LL M1 Bazookas) to kill your Grenadiers and secure the area by building 15 minefields around the bridge, with MGs spaced between them. BEAT THAT!!!!!
Comrade Stalin's Bridge
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Drops a H-Bomb.
Flame Bridge!
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I drop 10 million tons of napalm on what is left the bridge, it melts and is destroyed.
The bridge is out!
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Luftwaffe Ground Force Deploy new bridge! Digs in 88's on the new bridge.
My Bridge!
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I realize that the bridge dosent lead anywhere, so I let you all kill yourselves.
Your peoples Bridge for now...
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I ask people around about what they think about bridge battle, and they say that they got enough of this bridge battle. I decide to take bridge somewhere away, so i use 1200 T-34 mass production rush to capture the bridge, then i pack it up on a truck and drive away...
Direction - Arctica!
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You break thorugh the ice and I take the bridge before you and it sink, leaveing you behind, I put the bridge down.
No ones bridge yet!
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I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it. 8)
My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.
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Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.
My Bridge!
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I Enter world builder and create a Bunker Hill , which I capture with Flame Pio spam ,
My Hill! , Your Bridge!
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Does the siege of Leningrad on your hill with a few Karl-Gerat's.
Starved Akalonors hill, still my bridge.
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I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it. 8)
My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.
Boy... that was cold
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I let Seeme freeze in the cold Antarctic weather and claim the bridge as my own. I then deploy Pioneers and Panzergrenadiers who build a Haunebu production facility and Ice Station Zebra beside it. 8)
My (Iron Sky-ISZ hybrid) bridge.
Boy... that was cold
Well, it looks like someone actually survived ;D.
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I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...
My bridge!
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I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.
The bridge is mine.
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I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...
My bridge!
Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.
My Bridge!
Post Merge: June 12, 2010, 03:36:01 AM
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.
The bridge is mine.
Drops a platoon of airborne on the bridge.
" When You made your bridge, you forgot to put a roof on it. "
My bridge, My POW's!
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I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...
My bridge!
Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.
My Bridge!
Post Merge: June 12, 2010, 03:36:01 AM
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.
The bridge is mine.
Drops a platoon of airborne on the bridge.
" When You made your bridge, you forgot to put a roof on it. "
My bridge, My POW's!
I pull out a magic box that reverses reality, now you're all my POW's. I thin set out to put a roof on the bridge with AA guns covering it, rebuild all fortifications. I have retaken the bridge.
My bridge, my POW's.
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I reinforce HyperSniper999's defenses with Stormtroops, Pantherturms and Gebirgsjäger batallions from the Alpine Redoubt. The POWs are sent to a nearby heavily-guarded labor camp manufacturing Twinkies.
Our bridge. :P
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forms a alliance with the UK and USA and storms the bridge with
Riflemen
Rangers
Airborne
Conscripts
Infantry Sections
Commando's
M4 Shermans
Churchills
T34/76
IS2
KV2
Kats
M7 Priest
ML20
IL-2
Cromwell
Captain
Lieutenant
Engineer
Sapper
Tret Tank
PIAT Commando
Vickers Commando
Mortar Commando
Jeep
M8 Greyhound
M3 Halftrack
M10 Wolverine
M26 Pershing
T34 Caniloie
M3 Light Tank
Bren Carrier
Vickers MMG Carrier
Cromwell Command Tank
Churchill AVRE
Sherman Firefly
Churchill Crocodile
Sherman Crocodile
T70
T90
T34/85
SU-85
SU-100
ISU-152
Partisans
Strelky
Guards
Command Sqd.
Ingenery
Tank Hunters
ZIS2
Mortars
Sharpshooter Team
Snipers
Sniper Ace
Lend-Lease Sherman 76
Mechanics
ISU-122
Beat that.
Allied Powers Bridge!
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Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.
My brdge!
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Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.
My brdge!
You spelled it wrong, so you have to leave the bridge. Since no one is on one the bridge... oh wait! Am I dead? Oh dear! How am I talking! Mabey am Alive! But I dont see anything! Oh no! Am I blind! Am freaking out! AHHHH! AHHH!
Well since seeme is freaking out, no one has the bridge.
So free bridge!
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I nonchalantly step onto the bridge and plant a Nazi flag.
German bridge!
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Waiting for the inevitable Red horde.
If I remember correctly, I think Seeme's still in the POW camp :P
Camp Guard: "Dr. Mengele, we have a situation here....patient Seeme is out of control. Shall I request for 'Barney Und Freunde' therapy?" ;D ;D ;D
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I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.
The bridge is mine.
Is this a dream??
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I recreate the bridge underground, and the only way to get to it is through the hidden Area 51 which is secretly infested with mutant Aliens , I guard the hidden bridge with stormtroop spam :)
My Bridge!
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I borrow Worms Armaggeddon from my friend, lauch it and make SO BIG ARMAGGEDON, that now I don't even need ladder to get to the bridge.
Then my worms capture the bridge with Bazookas and Holy grenades.
My bridge!
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When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.
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When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.
I pull out my reversed reality box again. The bridge is now mine again, and you are all POW's for Werwolf.
Enjoy the Barney treatment. 8)
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I chocke barney with my shoelace and escape , than raise "an army worthy of Mordor and the Two Towers!"
which consists of 12000 Orcs, 400 Trolls and 2000 Hillmen, we than Seige Helms deep and take it for Saruman!
My Hornburg!
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AM still crazy, dont worry about me.
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With Seeme still ranting/talking to himself in solitary confinement, Barney & Co. six feet under and Akalonor off creating havoc in Middle-Earth, I order Schnapps and wait for the inevitable while watching FIFA '10 replays. :P
Still an Axis bridge, but wait....
...OMFG CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!! :o :o :o
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No, he was just hiding in the closet. Wait?! How could that happen? MY closet? No! Your closet! Hes on to me!
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since everybody has gone mental and the sturmsoldaten are busy drinking schnaps, my two tommy recon squads have no problem taking the bridge. Then they dig two trenches and build a mortar pit. Oh, and i task the MI 6 with the assasination of Dr. Mengele (the old nazi bastard)
My bridge
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I order a massive bombardment of fire-oriented weapons, fom incendiary grenades to firestorms. The British are fried in their little holes.
Axis bridge again!
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I do something.
My Bridge!
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I call seeme a simple Comissar and take the bridge , My Bridge!
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Cool. I though I was still a guard.
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I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme and then secure the bridge with tons of arty (behind the main lines of course) and a brigade of IS-2 and a division of Shock Guards. Then i use Ingeneery to make my patented anti-everything defensive fields with mines, MGs, AT-guns, and AA-guns.
My (over-protected) Bridge
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I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.
Guess what...
My Bridge!
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I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme
Yes, I am hard to beat.
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I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.
Guess what...
My Bridge!
No its Mr.Bonds Bridge
so I take the Bridge from Mr. Bond and give it to Morgoth :D
Morgoths evil bridge!
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I quit!
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You all must bow down before the Evil lord Morgoth!
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs38/300W/i/2008/351/f/9/Fingolfin_vs_Morgoth_by_LordofIZAN.jpg)
Still morgoths bridge (which is defended by his army of dark creatures ranging from Dragons , to wolves , to orcs , to Balrogs :D , and he is guarded by Ungoliant , Gothmog (AKA the Balrog of Moria)/Lungorthin, and Ancalagon (the Lord of Dragons)
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I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.
MY (Soviet) Bridge
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I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.
MY (Soviet) Bridge
Nothing the overwhelming odds of SS could stop alone. Only one man versus hundreds, no duh he'll die.
And we will beat him and slowly saw his throat open as revenge for the evil practices he encouraged upon our brave German soldiers!
Das bridge ist mein!
*I don't know German actually, and I'm not a Nazi either*
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Umm i don't know what Call of Duty you were playing but Reznov is invulnerable.
Anywayyyy i bring in the NKVD Commanded 251st Seperate Rifles Division (my great-grandpas Division where he served as a Sapper Commisar in the Sapper squad of his division) They quickly wipe the floor with your remaining SS troops then send the survivors to the Kubinka Tank testing grounds to use as practice targets.
My (Grandfather's) Bridge
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MI 6 propaganda leaflets pursuade your grandfathers soldiers to surrender. two recon squads dig in and build a howitzer on counter-mode.
Meine Brücke!(my bridge in german...)
My Bridge!!!
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My grandpa infiltrates your lines with his partisan outfits and blows up the arty guns and then calls in double ROKS-3 Ingenery to burn out the poor Tommies.
Наш мост (Russian for "our bridge" )
Our Bridge
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I call GoW to obliterate everything and at the same time i send 2 units of shock guards whom, dancing with the artillery eliminate the remaining forces ;D. Call a squad of Ingenery to rebuild the bridge, laid mines, deploy tank traps, barbed wire, sandbags and ready for the next round. Meine brücke!!!
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I bring in 15 Katyusha Rocket Artillery battalions to destroy the bridge and all defenses around it, then bring in Sturmovoy Ingenery to rebuild it and im am authorized to bring in Obeykt 279 experimental tank, that can survive a nuclear battlefield (mwahahaha, the nukes don't work anymore) and 15 Guard battalions armed with SMGs and RPG-2s. Eat that.
MY BRIDGE!!!!!
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I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.
My bridge!
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An IS-2 army, led by 5 IS-3s and 50 ISU-152s and 100 KV-2s, assault the lone single bridge, and annihilate EVERYTHING, and to top it off, Shock Guards rush any kind of infantry and obliterate.
Even so, the tanks overun the bases.
We win.
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No i use the Endwar Defcon 1 ability to call in a MR.T- Who screams "I Pity the Fool" and all the little tanks and soldiers scatter leaving him in command of that bridge.
I PITY THE FOOL....umm... i mean MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get Chuck Norris to beat up Mr. T and I somehow take your COH copies merge them with MW2 get my AK47 ACOG/Heatbeat Sensor get a 11 (or 12 idk) kill streak and use my AC130 to destroy all your bases.
My (AC130 guarded) bridge!
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I bring in my Endwar infused gameplay and use a Defcon 1 Nuke to destroy Mr. T and the Modern Warfare 2 universe (WaW is so much better) and then secure the bridge with M5A2 Schwarzkopf tanks (armed with a 145 mm smoothbore cannons and a radar guided AA MG) BEAT THAT PUNKS!!!!!!
My (Endwar) Bridge
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...summons the Star Forge, MAW Installation and 3 Suncrushers, which obliterate neosdark's tanks and turn them into quaint metal lunch pails and Bento-boxes for little children, complete with LucasFilms® and Galoob Toys® trademarks. 8)
The Star Forge and Maw Installations then churn out endless squadrons of Sith Interceptors, TIE Hunters, TIE/D Defenders, Nssis-class Clawcraft, Lancet Aerial Artillery, Eclipse- and Executor-Class Super Star Destroyers and Pulsar Stations to defend the entire sector. Imperial Stormtroopers from 975th Imperial Naval Infantry Division "Lord Rommel" arrive mounted on llamas to secure vital chokepoints. ;) Power up the shield generators!
My Sith/Imperial bridge!!!
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This means we have to do this the really old fashioned way doesn't it? Well i bring the entire Red Star Space Module ( Filled with about 3 companies of Russian Space Marines http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces)), 35 T-100 (200mm cannon) Russian tanks that can shoot a hole through ANYTHING made out of space junk and armed with a triple battery of SAM missiles that can take out out any sub-orbital flying thing. Then I prep the Space forces to board your over sized Battleships and defeat your pathetic soldiers (who you didn't actually produce ;D )
And to put the cherry on top of it all I launch a Mr. T v2.0 into space (he can breathe out there you know, cause he's Mr.T) and he screams i pity the fool into the vaccum of space which cause a rip in the space time continuim that destroies any possible Star Wars references on the Bridge (and anywhere else for that matter)
My (Shaving Covered) Bridge.....FOOL
On a different note, I'm taking my Regents exam for Geometry today so, guys, please wish me luck cause i really need to pass this.
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I ate all of that stuff and have 1 unarmed soldier def the bridge. You are all so confused and stare at him forever.
My bridge!
well you said you quit so Its MY bridge :P
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Sends cases full of Dutch drugs to get everyone/everything high. After that, I send my Dutch soldiers who fight better after they've gotten their drugs.
My (pink elephant infested) bridge.
Cheers
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Umm yeah, no, not your bridge cause my T-100 tanks (like almost all modern day tanks) has a air filtration system so , your druggy troops just get slaughtered by 200 mm shells.
My (dead-beat covered) Bridge
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That's all nice and dandy, but an air filtration system doesn't work if your crew rush the crates to get some drugs, face it, that's why everyone visits the Netherlands :P
So still my bridge :P
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drops in a 6 man commando unit on the bridge, with thye commando's...
COMMANDO: C. NORRIS
ARMED WITH: STEN SMG
COMMANDO: B. LEE
ARMED WITH: STG44
COMMANDO: J. CHAN
ARMED WITH: PPSh-41
COMMANDO: V. JONES]
ARMED WITH: G43
COMMANDO: M. CORLEONE
ARMED WITH: M1 THOMPSON
COMMANDO: M. "CROCODILE' DUNDEE.
ARMED WITH: Flammenwerfer 35
everyone see's this commando squad, and runs away.
MY BRIDGE!
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SNIPER: Dwight K. Schrute
ARMED WITH : Scoped Springfield
SNIPER: Jim Halpert
ARMED WITH : Scoped Stapler (BEWARE!!)
SNIPER: Toby Flenderson
ARMED WITH : Scoped G43
SNIPER: Ryan the Temp
Armed With : Scoped G43
These snipers kill everyone and their Units
MY bridge!!!
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TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN
TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN
TANK: KING TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN.
TANK: TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN
THING (?): JAPANESE O-I
ARMED WITH: SUMFING BIG.
your bridge till my things have the speed to get there.
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If you noticethe sniper Jim Halpert has a staple gun which can disable the tanks engine and treads ....Still my bridge!
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Airdrops a few goalkeepers, bye bye snipers.
After that, I airdrop a few Merkava mark 4 tanks with the trophy system installed.
Cheers
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Airdrops a M1A1 Armbas and a Challenger 2 ( the 2 best MBT's in the world) abd destroys the Irsraeli Tanks.
To counter goalkeepers, drops some Butterfly bombs.
My Bridge!
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The M1A1 runs out of gas , rendering it useless , I shoot the Challengers with Panzerfausts (the New ones :D ) the crazy activity here opens a rift in the world , allowing me to call in the Enterprise!
My Starship bridge Captain!
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The Abrahams tank and Challenger 2 might be the best tanks according to statistics, but than again, they never fought each other, or the leopard, or the Merkava. From what I've read on the subject, the Merkava kicks ass. Main advantage, the Merkava has a better chance of fighting on after a direct shot at the hull (from the front) because the engine is mounted in the front. Engine destroyed = stationary defensive turret.
Also, my goalkeepers are anti air/ground defense weapons, so your butterfly bombs (or the planes that carry them) are utterly destroyed before they hit the ground.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS)(I know that wikipedia is a bad source)
My goalkeepers also down your enterprise
Still my bridge
p.s.:
Also, I'd like to see two evenly sized armies (regulars, no elite/spec ops blabla units) of Israel and the USA slug it out and see who wins, my bet would be on the Israeli's due to more combat experience
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The Enterprise has a hull and shield strength of immesurable power , nothing short of a Klingon Armada could stop it , yet the Federation is currently at peace with the Klingons.
My Bridge!
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Ill just put everyone of their misery. ;D
I call a 6 man SOG squad led by Reznov (from WaW and he is also in Black Ops on the SOG side) armed with a M202 "Grim Reaper, MP5 prototypes, AT-4 (bassicly a Panzerfaust on roids), Stingers, CAR-15s, and the ability to camo, steal any vehicle they get within 15 feet of, and use a Mr.T v2.0 Space Rift to destroy any particular thing they want (since he is still in space screaming "I pity the FOOL!!!!" and i don't remmeber anyone killing him).
SOOOO, i use the Space Rift to kill all Star Trek References (not a big Treky anyway, always liked Star Wars more) and the SOG to destroy all the tanks on the ground using their AT-4s and tank stealing.
My Bridge
P.S.- @Tico: While Israel has more combat exp. the Americans have better planes (matter of fact most of Israel's planes are from America, and as Israel itself learned long ago Air Superiority wins a conventional war), they would win in the air, thus win on land. Plus if Israel brings out the SAMs, America brings out the Stealth Bombers and Wild Weseals.
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Neos, that's why I said: Armies of equal size and no uber/special/elite units, I count stealthbombers to be such units and I've never heard of Wild Weseals.
Anyway, off topic.
On Topic:
I fly in Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten and have them play music to which everyone who is still alive starts partying.
My (rave party) bridge
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Commado: Seeme
Arm: pistol
Lets see who wins! Whos that? Me! HAHAHA! Thats why I call me seeme!
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Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P
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Time to get serious i see. My turn to kick ass:
KCH:Neosdark
Weapons: STG44, Walther P08, a triple barrel Panzerfaust (I love my imagination) and the ability to smack anyone on the battlefield at any place and time.
I sneak up behind Seeme and smack him across the face forcing him to retreat in tears (RUN COWARDS!!!!), then i procede to shoot Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten in the faces to shut up that music and then I kill everything on the bridge except my SOG guys.
My (bloody and tear covered bridge)
PS @Akalonor:
Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P
Hahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ha, oh your serious, Yeah no that ain't happening. The Death Star can destroy anything it feels like destroying. That includes a ship about .000000000005 its size weight and density.
P.S.S @ Tico http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel), I can't spell as you understand.
Now then back to the arguement, even without Stealth Bombers, the U.S.'s standard Air Force Fighter is the F.22 Raptor and that thing is stealthy and beats anything the Israeli's have, so yea...... America (i hate saying this) still wins.
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That hurt :'(
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I went to the dark side and assault the bridge along with the protoss. Their mothership summoned a black hole to wipe all enemy units. My bridge!! :D
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Sorry Seeme, I feel bad so, since im only 1 KCH out of 3 you can join my squad to make ACE KCH squad (that's uber-pwnage right there anyway, aren't KCH hero units already) You have your own triple barrel Panzerfaust and the slap ability, plus your own choice of weapon. C'mon dude, c'mon!!
Anyway, while im waiting for answer from Seeme, My Mr.T v2.0 (which nobody has killed yet since he is in space, why aren't any of you targeting him???) uses his Space Rift to bring me back to the battlefield, and i slap that farkin Mothership and anything that came with it and it hyperspaces its arse back home, leaking fuel from its afterburners.
MY BRIDGE FOOL!!!!
P.S @anyone: somebody please kill my Mr.T v2.0 so i can bring in V3.5 cause he is like Tiger Ace, only one Mr. T version allowed at one time.
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i park my landcruiser 1500 in the middle of the bridge...guess what ??? bridge crashes:P
Commando: Mr. Defence
Weapon: Vulcan Minigun (man portable) AT Weapon: an OP Carl Gustav (and yes I do play Bad Company 2) and and a hell of a lot of Knights Cross Holders (each with 20 Triple-Barreled Panzerfausts) 8) (plus repair torches)
PLUS My men stack up all the dead bodies from the last my bridge conflicts and make a 5 mile high wall. Then I buy the bridge and now i can sue you guys for coming on to it.
MY (lawsuit protected) BRIDGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Volksgren: Newbie.
Armed with: Nuffin.
Newbie farts, clearing the bridge.
My Bridge!
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the british get buggered by all our crap
I scare you away with Margaret Thatchers face!!!
Then two good old recon squads build trenches!
My bridge!!
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Deploys in
55 Infantry Sections W/ Bren
3 Lieutenants W/ MG42
55 Sappers W/ PIAT
1 Captain W/ MG42
10 Vickers MMG Carriers
10 Sturats
8 Cromwells
1 Cromwell Command Tank
5 Sherman Firefly's
7 Commando's W/ STG44
5 Tet' Tanks
6 Vickers Commandos and Mortar Commando's
5 Churchills
3 Churchill AVRE;s
4 Churchill Croc'
17 M7 Priests.
British Bridge.
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Calls in waves of panthers, wirbelwinds and an endless wave of Hummels with help of bergetigers. Hummels pummel anyone/anything on and around the bridge, any remaining infantry and tanks get wiped out by my wirbelwinds and panthers, my bergetigers than repair the bridge, and also repair it when it gets damaged.
My bridge
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I sue you all because I OWN the bridge.
STILL MY BRIDGE FOOLS
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PWNS your OWN then
SEIZES the BRIDGE with PANZERGRENDIERS
my BRIDGE
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Sure, I'll be a KCH. But I wanna Luger, that's all. And that triple barrel Panzerfaust.
Beware, seeme has teamed up with someone! Now who will stop him?
Find out next post!
About to be my bridge.
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Prepares my PanzerGRen's with quad-barreled panzerfaust's just in case.
Still ma' bridge to the troublesome tuo arrive...
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airdrops a gazillion goliaths.
No ones (obliterated) bridge
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depolys a air filling, fallschrimjager dropping, anti aircraft MG using, 75mm gun firin', elite crew mannin', HE bombs droppin', communit's poppin', gangsta' hoppin' Hs-129.
More inprtently, it drops a new bridge in the old bridges place, then flys above the bridge so noone can enter.
My Gangsta' bridge.
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I send Rick Astley to attack the bridge.
your soldiers, pilots etc. = :o :o :o :o :o( LOL, I rickrolled your bridge!!)
Mr. T leaves cause he is bored, and he pities you for thinking you could control him, fool!
Then I send in 300 spartans to defend the bridge. And they don't care if you sue them cause they are badass.
MY BRIDGE!! anyone want to borrow it?
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Rick Astley is needed at youtuibe, he runs off.
Throws a opoor guy next to a siwmming pool, Mr. T Runs off.
Throws a roman 3 miles away, the spartans run off.
captures the bridge with a flag holding PanzerIII
Ma' bridge. Your youtube'd pee'd off dude, freeezing guy in water, and bloodthirsty spartans.
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I advance my Panzer VIII Maus destroying your Pz III.
My Bridge.
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Why do you all want the bridge so badly?
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Er3JK5UeKoE/SiaJAUg_OYI/AAAAAAAAETQ/lGc1hIhBm4k/s320/precious.jpg) (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Er3JK5UeKoE/SiaJAUg_OYI/AAAAAAAAETQ/lGc1hIhBm4k/s320/precious.jpg)
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Comrade Seeme it is time to strike the nubs. I call in the ACE KCH squad comprised of me, Seeme and the new A-Team (i just saw the movie, it was AWESOME), We simply just tell your Maus crew that there is cold frozen Schnapps at Nomad's base and they leave. Then when they get back to base, and get out of the tank we Kinetic Strike them and the crew and tank goes boom (so does Nomad's base ;D )
We take the bridge and set up special triple barreled Panzerfaust turrets that target anything that isn't our squad. Then i also bring in MR.T v3.5 who cannot be destroyed by ANYTHING and is copyright protected so you can't make anymore Mr.Ts (cept me of course 8) ) he still has the Spacial Rift ability so ya........
I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO TAKE THE BRIDGE. THEIR DEATH WON'T BE PARTICULARLY PLEASANT.
Mine and Seeme's bridge (screw grammer i'm a KCH :P )
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After crawling out of the wreckage that was once my base I perform a dark blood ritual to call upon the mighty Bruce Lee armed with a time rift cannon that does not destroy MR.T v3.5 and the special fausts it erases them from time itself so it is as if they had never been born/created making it impossible for MR.T to ever return to reclaim the bridge. At which point my Zombie Grenadiers capture the bridge.
My Bridge.
Undead army :D
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Before your undead army arrives me and the ACE KCH squad create a bunker that is inpenetrable and slaughter your zombies. Then me and Seeme sneak up behind you and both slap you, and you run home to your mother crying about how you got slapped, and you never wanted to be a soldier and always wanted to be a Broadway Dancer. Then i use the copyright clause to bring in a MR.T v 55.5 ( he is not affected by anything, anything!!! and still has the rift ability) and i use his rift ability to destroy all Bruce Lee references (good bye Brucie!!, just be happy i didn't kill your zombies its cause i like them too ;D )
KCH Bridge.
RUN HOME TO UR MOMMY AND CRY IN SHAME NOMAD. CRY IN SHAME 8)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Er3JK5UeKoE/SiaJAUg_OYI/AAAAAAAAETQ/lGc1hIhBm4k/s320/precious.jpg) (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Er3JK5UeKoE/SiaJAUg_OYI/AAAAAAAAETQ/lGc1hIhBm4k/s320/precious.jpg)
Noooo! Precious ! He will see , he will see Precious! ,The fat hobbit , he knows Precious , he suspects usss , we musts kill them Precious , strangle them in their sleeps ....
I promise to be Gollums new master and he strangles everyone , I than kill Gollum and give the Bridge to Morgoth who can't be killed by anything less than the Valar >:)
Morgoth's Bridge!!
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Does RickRoll'D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0#normal)
To the bridge!
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Seeme finds a kubelwagon and it is now his!
Now not any seeme hes teamed up with neosdark, but he can go to his target 40mph faster now!
I give that goblin guy a fake ring and throw it down a moutain and he falls to his death. And that guy on youtube was no problam because we had Earplugs on!
Still our bridge!
ps: Neosdark can come in my kubelwagon, too.
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Does RickRoll'D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0#normal)
To the bridge!
I already tried that. didn't work, youtube needed him... :'(
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Yes, it did.
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Morgoth gets peeved that you stole his bridge and banishes you all into oblivion.
Morgoth's Bridge!
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hax forum, IP Ban all. claim bridge with 1 unarmed conscript. Who is in the middle of a NPC Battleground.
My Bridge!
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I get in Seeme's Kubelwagen (hot ride dude ;D ) and tell my Mr.T 55.5 to make a rift, thus banishing all Lord of the Rings references and Newbie's hacking skillz into the same hole that i banished Bruce Lee and the Trek convention. Then we quickly secure the bridge and kill your conscript. Then we wring him up on a very large pole for all to see wht happens to anything when they approach the bridge. The ACE KCH are victorious yet again. Oh yeah did i mention the very, very big defensive field me and Seeme made. Its chock full of robotic triple barrel Panzerschrecks (see we upgraded from the Fausts) mines, booby traps (i said booby :P ), and ice cold Schnapps for the particularly stupid German and Russian soldiers.
Our Bridge, punks (I PITY THE FOOLS!!!!!, don't you Seeme?)
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I yea share I pity, whatever. ::)
I just made our kubelwagon have a radio so now it can play music 8)
But dont Fausts do more damage then schrecks?
And arent we German?
Traitors will be shot from seeme, friend or foe.
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After crying about my dreams of becoming a broadway performer I man up and attack the bridge single handedly recapturing it with my time loop gun that does not destroy anything or directly effect anybody but instead imprisons them in a loop of time that is inescapable thereby trapping Mr.T V 55.5 who was moon-walking at the time in a loop making it impossible for him to ever return because the loop is unbreakable and there can never be more than one Mr.t at a time :P. After Mr.t is imprisoned along with all of your defenses I simply walk up and tell you two to get off of my bridge which you do out of shear fear of my awesomeness :D
My Bridge. 8)
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Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio :'(?
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Can we keep our kubelwagon with the radio :'(?
Fine. But get off my bridge! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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I trick nomad and run him over with our kubelwagon with a radio, take the gun, get Mr.T back, and break the gun and the instructions how to make it. And since nomad got hit in the head at 30mph, he lost some memory and dosent know how to make the gun again. Then me and neos rebuild our def, and make new and better tanks then maus and kingtiger.
I will call them "seeme tanks". Now who will stop use!
Our bridge!
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Morgoth is a god, he can't be banished by a Human
this makes all previous attempts irrelevant ,
My Bridge Still! :D
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Mr. T is a super-god, he can banish who ever he wants. So tough luck Akalonor. But if he won't leave, then me and Seeme sneak up on him and give him the old fashioned bitch slap. and he runs home to Tartarus disgraced to call himself a god. He abandons all life forever and never does anything again (not even move).
So still our bridge FOOL!
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I summon Manwë, Varda, Oromë, Mandos, Tulkas and Eönwë to face Morgoth, Mr. T, neosdark and Seeme in an epic battle worthy of a thousand chronicles and songs. Then Eru Ilúvatar and the Aratar banish Morgoth & Co. to the hereafter and allow my fallen Soldaten to pass over the Sea into Valinor.
Meanwhile, Dwarf-wrights, Panzergrenadiers and Pioneers rebuild the bridge in the image of the former glory of far Númenór (complete with descendants of the White Tree that grew in the King's Court at Armenelos), although with a few modern adaptations: flakturms, Pantherturms, Scharnhorst/Gniesenau turms (hehe), an elaborate fortified trench system, and a Starbucks® outlet.
My hybrid Númenórean/Axis bridge!
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Its time to come back with a vengence. Since Mr.T is still with us we have him open a rift back into our world and using all the refrences still trapped in there (Star Wars, Star Trek, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, etc.) to take back the bridge. Then i rebanish those who i mentioned back in to the Shadow Realm (gotta love Yu-gi-oh refrences ::) ) and we (me, Seeme, Mr.T v55.5 and the SOG squad plus Seeme's tanks) take back our bridge.
Our bridge.
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chooses the 'make retreat' ablity inside the Terror doctrine [i think], drops on the bridge, even Mr.T v55.5 retreats, and to make sure, we deploy the 'Dead Reckonning' From Land of the Dead to fire snickers out.
Claims the bridge with a lone Kubelwagen... With a Panzerfaust x3, MG34 x2, Sniper kar98kx5, etc.... and a missle laucher [HEAT} on the back.
My Bridge!
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(This thread has gone crazy and it escapes ALL possible boundries because someone below me is just going to make another irrelevant and random post with stuff that has NOTHING to do with the game, so you can't even relate it remotely :z)
Red Banner Strelky with PPSH-41 chew out the infantry on the bridge while DP-28 cover them, and ingenery fortify the bridge. Partisans wire the bridge be it captured. Then ZIS-2s and Tank Hunters hide behind sandbags while snipers crouch behind trees. Tank traps and countless mines prevent movement of tanks.
MY FORTRESS.
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artillery barrages from the british guns hit you!!
After 3 days of shelling, two recon squads take the bridge!
My Bridge.
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as, this happens, i've been reserving ;). Deploying a panther to the 2 recon squads, it barrages them, while at base, i cap the area around the bridge with Stormtroopers. I use this to save up for Vet3 for tanks, deploying the doctrine tiger, to help the panther. the Vet2 MG on the Panter rips the squad up.
I then fortify the bridge with a few VG's, who build up barbed wire, a MG, hidden in a bush outside the bridge, a PaK, also in a bush, with camoflague on, and a NPC PE Luft doctrine build's wirbelwind's and FlaK88's for the bridge's anti-airdefence. the NPC then send's out Fallschrimjager Units to scout for arty.
My bridge!
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Can we make new units that arent crazy? Like a kubelwagon?
Or Hitler youth units? (see me avater)
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i'd say yes, but aslong as the Kubelwagen doesn't carry a FlaK88, the HY Don't turn into stormtroopers..etc.
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The British quit....it sucked bollocks anyways
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Didnt canielwizards have bombs on the bridge? WHich blows up your guys?
Not your bridge!
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Quits the PanzerElite, and switches to Soviets, deploying 3 Kats, a ML20, 5 mortars, and many arty-spotting officers to the bridge, firing Arty on it. This Destroys any explosives, and then storms the bridge with T34/76 spam.
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The explosives were already destoryed and there nothing there but rubble thanks to you >:(
Oh, so no one dares to take the bridge?
I WIN AT TAKEING THE BRIGDE ;D
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Uses a sniper ace to shoot and kill seeme while he is parading on the bridge.
My bridge :P
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I bring in my Motocycle Ace ( Thanks Seeme :D ) who hunts down your Sniper Ace and kills him. Then he departs, drops me off, and i send the command for my Ingenery to build up a defensive field of Tank traps, MG Bunkers, Arty Emplacements, mines, and ZiS-2 intersperced between them. Then we call for reinforcements in the form of a IS-2 platoon, with 25 IS-2, 10 T-34/85s and 10 KV-1s (which i would love to see as a SU replacement) and i leave the battlefield in a truck filled with the Ingenery and return to Moscow.
My bridge (thanks again Seeme, Rest In Pieces my friend )
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I still do OWN the bridge so I sue everyone that has took it from me.
Just give up, its MY BRIDGE
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AM not dead people! Am lieing on the floor rolling around like in the game! Hurry! Build a medic tent to save me!
And if am going to die, I have some last words for neos-
"Kill Mr-Def, I rigged his will to give to me, which will then go to you."
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I build a medic tent, Seeme... but you can't come back until 5 more persons get killed. ;D
A good commander shouldn't walk around on the bridge getting shot. he should hide and control his army from his computer. Or her...
And I hire a super-lawyer who can pwn Mr defence and make it so that everyone can take the bridge. Not that we cared... We have guns, after all.
I send an epic, huge army of tanks, infantry, planes and boats to fight neosdark's army. Everything starts to lagg and neosdark's computer crashes. I take the bridge and build a tunnel-network all around it with MGs and AT guns hidden in underground bunkers.
If anyone even gets close, I call inn an airstrike without harming my soldiers in the tunnels. ;D
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Lord Morgoths Balrogs invade the tunnels and kill the radio operator (no more airstriks :D) He than launches an all out invasion on everyone , massacreing you all.
Your all dead so its My Bridge!
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Starting Coh Cheatmod, choosing panzerelite, and spam-spawning Wirbelwind Flakpanzers, Panthers, Jagdpanthers, Hetzers, Panzer IVF's, Miortar Halftracks, Fallschrimjager, Hummels and Hs-129 Runs on the bridge, destroying all!
My (COH: CHEATMOD:) Bridge
Ok. Realistic version;
Cuts off all supplys lines to the bridge with PanzerGRens, then lauchs Hs-129's to finnish all.
[My Bridge, again!]
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No , your dead and your soul belongs to lord Morgoth ,
Lord Morgoths bridge and Newbie Thrall!
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Morgoth got killed by the valars, don't you remember?
And if he keeps attacking the darn bridge, they will beat him up again... and again and again and again... And then kill him...Period. >:(
And most of my men are still hiding safely in the tunnels, except the radio operators (damn Balrogs!). And they have placed explosives under the ground of the entire bridge and its surroundings. ;D
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There must be 5 people dead by now, Am back!
Thanks for the help Toorstain, but am going back to neosdark.
He has my kubelwagon.
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Yeah, Seeme, but remember that you are no longer a super-commando. :(
You respawned as a petty rifleman, and not the one who has a BAR or a radio, just a regular one. Thats war...
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:'( AM gunna have to kill only 6 people to get 3 vet.
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Morgoth got killed by the valars, don't you remember?
No he was cptured and imprisoned , but not killed , I'm suprised at how long it took someone to say that :D
I hit seeme off the bridge with a flail , My Bridge!
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Oh come on! I wasnt even bothering anyone.
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T-minus 10... 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
My bridge now!
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You ran out of munis on the 3rd one, so not everyone is dead.
Some ones bridge!
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You ran out of munis on the 3rd one, so not everyone is dead.
Some ones bridge!
NO! MY BRIDGE!
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As toorstain argues with seeme, my KingTiger rolls over him, *SPLAT* Then firing at the leg of the part Seeme's on *SPLAT* Then a squad of the l33t British Killaz, Stormtroopers, da' L33t American killers, StuH42, and the l33t Soviet killaz, Panzer Grenadiers, bunker on the bridge;
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Your all mean! Am not even doing anything!
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The KT rolls over Seeme's body.
KT COMMANDER: Sssh.
Still ma bridge.
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Seeme, you should stop standing on the bridge all alone... ;)
For myself, I am hiding under the KT, planting a bomb, jumping off the bridge with a parachute while everything is blowing up behind me.
Then I climb up and order my men to dig in to the caves again, now with concrete bunkers and more MGs.
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sket, to much defences, Plan B time!
Pushes the bridge over with 5 Bergetigers, shateering the defences, then repairing it with PanzerGrens.
My bridge!
(Btw the bridge also landed on seeme. )
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Uses 100 hummels to completely and utterly destroy everything on the bridge and the bridge itself. Than I have my engineers dig tunnels underneath the bunkers that Toorstain build, fill them up with explosives and detonate them. Bye bye bunkers.
Than I call in some panzergrens and start building a lot of roadblocks around the entire bridge area, these roadblocks are layered and in between them is barbed wire, than I repair the bridge.
My (inaccessible) bridge.
Cheers
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not so incessable, as i doubleteam!
US Player: Drops Paratroops into the bridge
UK: Drops COmmandos into bridge
Wehr: Fires bridge with Nebel' 42's
PE: Fallschrimjager Infil:
Soviet: Partisan Infil:
OMFG DOuBLE TEAM'D.
My bridge, your dead men, my captured defences.
(BTW: PE builds Roof on bridge.
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Infil partisans: which building?
nebel 42's: I build roadblocks in the entire surrounding area, your nebels are out of range.
Fallshirmjager infil: again, which building?
us paratroops: need LoS, but ok, perhaps the commando's can give this.
UK commando's: can the glider land on a bridge?
Still my bridge I think (since my panzgrens are carrying a mix of shreks, stg 44, and G43).
Cheers
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k. hardvway then.
EDIT FILE - COH: OF [EF}
ADD UNIT - LANDKREUZER P.1000 Ratte
Calls in the Ratte, flantenning your roadblocks as it crawls, The Wehr then send KCH, the Brits Commandos, The US Airborne, and the PE's Fallschrimjager behinde the ratte, with the help of a SOviet ISU-152. This crusshes all the defences, as the KCH claim the VP ontop of the bridgel.
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The bridge collapses under the weight of the Ratte before you were able to capture it. Taking everything with it in it's fall. Also, it is so heavy that it falls through the earth and creates a hole through the centre, because of gravity, it keeps going from one side to the other until it melts. This causes instability in the earth's core which causes the earth to explode.
Space's bridge.
Cheers
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Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.
Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.
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Deploys Jetpack armed COnscripts with PPSh-41's to capture the bridge in space.
Well, someone's bridge if that wouldn't work.
So you use these? >:(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Space_Forces)
Well, well. Then I guess I will have to send space nazi's after your conscripts:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/new-concept-art-and-trailer-for-nazi-space-epic-iron-sky.php (http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/new-concept-art-and-trailer-for-nazi-space-epic-iron-sky.php)
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Kills the Iron sky guys with.. http://www.tinmantintoys.com/images/RandS/blue%20space%20trooper.JPG (ftp://http://www.tinmantintoys.com/images/RandS/blue%20space%20trooper.JPG)
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Sorry for the long absents gents, I went to Canada and got drunk on maple syrup.
Being drunk allows me to screw all the rules (i have Red Hair!!!!!) and call in a super Nuke that allows me to destroy everything!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA, then i recreate the world and rebuild the bridge.
Then i bring Comrade Seeme back to life (sorry i wasn't here) with my Cloning machine (i found one of his hairs on my coat) and i rebuild our Kubelwagen. We secure the bridge with our Army of KCH and T34/85 (r)'s and then bring in an army of ACE Snipers to cover the bridge, and a brigade of camoed Pak 36's (thanks to the Eastern front Devs for this wonderful Reward unit that i believe i saw on today's Broadcast)
The Uber-guarded bridge that belongs to Seeme and me.
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well...
V2 strikes the bridges leg, it falls over, crushing everything on the bridge, and half the snipers.
I then deploy Halftracks to Smash the ACE's.
Then, stealing the kubelwagon, mounting on my wall, and Deploying 5 SQD's of Stormtroopers to the bridge.
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U can't steal the Kubel when me and Seeme are in it. We lie in the back of our Kubel until u think ur safe, then me and Seeme pop out and slap you, and u retreat (Without our KUBEL!!!) leaving a twin trail of tears and pee.
Then we rally the our Ace Snipers ( u forgot the Camoed Pak 36s :) ) and KCH squads that are in reserve and retake the bridge (capturing your Stormtroopers in the process). Then we build a line of defense consisting of Stromtroopers bodies (Human Shields FTW) and Bunkers with MGs and PAK 40s stationed in between them.
Our Bridge
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In Ostheer, Schewerer Gustav shoot YOU!
Noones bridge.
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First things first neos, its a call a kubelwagon with a radio!
Thanks for leaveing, buddy! I got shoot, ran over, fell on, and lots of more. You could at least took the bus instead of takeing MY kubelwagon to Canada! ( Btw, you have to clean up the mess you made in it).
But considering how fun it is to slap people with you, and you bring me back to life, and now that I can stand safely on the bridge for once, all is forgiven!
And Newbie, who the heck is Noones?
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mine, because i now claim it with a not just any conscript...
But a M & S Conscript with a PPSh-41
i then use the PPSh-41's Sales powers to noscope seeme's engine & wheel of his kubelwagon with a radio, disabling it with neo + him, while the realise they left their Engineer at Russia, the Bridge, and their ontop of a No-Parking - Fine $500 Area.
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Darn, I only have 700. :'(
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They then pay for the fine, leaving with 200$ from seeme & 300$ from Neo.
SIGN: MECHANIC - 1,000$ PER REPAIR. [1,200$ For Kubelwagons] [1,500 for Kubelwagons with Any Accessories] [Extra 5$ if your American Jokes] :D
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By my reckoning, Newbie is still the owner of the bridge...
*walks up to newbie and takes out a bag of gold, buying the bridge from him*
My bridge
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I initiate a hostile corporate takeover (without using junk bonds, mind you) and redistribute all of Tico's assets, including the bridge. Panzergrenadiers, a few panzer divisions, and 88mm AT/AA batteries now repopulate the bridge, since it is now owned by the Reich. Again.
Axis Bridge.
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1,500+5=1505.
Job income: 0-1505=0 letf.
Goverment tax: 5%=75.05+1505=1580.5
Income for year= 0
Due by-the next post.
According to my bills, am alittle short right now.
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Ok.. We'll have to agree-to-disagree here... Now... Comrade Stalin takes East Bridge.. Comrade Werwolf take west?
Calls a group of 50 T34/85s, 1 IL2 Squdron, 1x ML20 Battalion, the 5th GDS TK Army, and 30 Conscript squads at the area, and of course...
NKVD OFFIZIER.
Still your bridge.
Post Merge: July 06, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
EDIT: No Neogation.., Hmm...
Switch to: Ostheer
DOCTRINE: Army l337 unitz.
Use: H.B.
Hanebua II Battlegroup
Calls in 3 Hanebua II UFO's to bombard a area, then using 5x HE-111 Bombers to air-drop PanzerII's and STG44 armed 'Waffen-VolksPanzergrenfallschrimjagerbusterstormtrooperKnightscrossholderofficerluftwaffefieldtruppenassaultifantry' Infantry, destroying Wehr's army, as the OH forms a alliance with the Soviet-Army i left earlier, claiming the bridge in a Joint Red-Fascist Pact.
RED-FASO PACT BRIDGE.
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Can I borrow 1580.05 dollers?
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No...
Get a job and stop leeching of the society, hobo!
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I punch Toorstain in the face and steal his money, makeing me able to get my kubelwagon with a radio. Then, I dress up as newbies lawyer and serectly changeing his will and giving everything to me.
Then, I dress up as one of newbies men and call him outside, run him over with my kubekwagon with a radio(with cool music on) and throw he knocked out body in a ditch. Then I claim that hes dead and everything goes to me.
My bridge!
(btw I throw toorstain in there with him)
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I climb up from the ditch and SHOOT you in the face. >:(
Then I steal your identity by getting a plastic surgery. I take your money, car, house, family, bridge etc. HAHA :D
my bridge!
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I go back in time and stop the Greek Gods from overthrowing the Titans making all of you nonexistant , thankful , the Titans give the bridge to me .
My Bridge!
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Eru Ilúvatar emerges from the void created earlier by Neosdark & Co. and descends (for the second time) upon the bridge along with Manwë, Varda, and Oromë...who smite Akalonor's Titans and lesser gods! Glory to the Aratar!
Btw, I have also been brought back by the grace of the Valar, along with all of my forces. Including the Sindarin-speaking Panzergrenadiers.
My Valar bridge! My Preciouussss!!!!
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I fianally climb out of the ditch, holding a Flare-Gun, Shooting Toorstain, thinking He's seeme, then shooting at the bridge, The flare hits s spark of wood, setting fire to it, as a squadron of BF109E Fighters drop petrol on the bridge...
I then throw in Hazmat-suit armed Gerbisjager's with DIAMOND STG44 [So they won't burn].
My bridge!
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1 man vs your whole, I mean my whole amry!
Bring it on!
(5 seconds later)
That was easy.
My bridge!
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Climbing from defeat, holding a .500 S&W Automatic Revolver, blasting a Oil can my BF109E's dropped near seeme's men, Shattering him and his army.
Walks up to seeme, as some Volksgrenadier's take the bridge, aiming de' .500...
( POW POW POW POW BIATCH! )
My bridge!
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That was toorstain, remember he dressed up as me?
And I ran away as fast as yI can while you blow up Your army. When you do that, the morale of you volks drops so low that everyone rans away in fear. Being all alone, I throw a rock at you and you get knocked out again, and I throw you in a deeper ditch that it nealy impossible to get out of. Then, I guard it with alsome Seeme Tanks.
(btw I throw dead toorstain in there too)
My bridge!
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I use the ditch to my advantage, climbing threw, plating Mines, that your Tanks then roll over, destroying them...
Eventurly, in fear, your tankcrew disbands your tanks, running away.
I then sneak a Scoped Kar98k from the ground, firing a riflegreande to the ground, making a ditch.
Then, firing a Dart into your leg, you fall, Knocked out, into the ditch...
Then, Throws a Model24 to the Mud in the ditch, "dicthing" you in it.
Some Frantic Waffen-SS Finnish Voulenteers with KP31 SMG's then goo on the bridge, capping it.
Waffen-SS bridge. Me & seeme trapped forever.
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I realize that everyone hates Seeme and wants to kill him, so I take another surgical operation to make me look like myself again.
Then I build a sauna next to the bridge, and all the Finns runs into it. Then I lock them inside the sauna and sets it on fire (They deserve it 'cause they're Nazi's!) Then I call inn two panther battlegroups, a couple of Jagdtigers and fully upgraded 3 def. vet Pzgrens that dig inn on each side of the bridge.
My Bridge!!!
(Btw, whats up with ditches on a bridge?)
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I release Morgoth from his imprisonment and tell him what he did wrong the first time. Morgoth than conquers the world.
Melkors bridge!
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Newbie.'s hand slaps from the ditch in the bridge, holding a Model. 24... Blowing up everyone on the bridge, and his hand...
As a Jagdtiger Conqeurs the bridge, i add 3 new units
Finnish Mountain Troops
5 men armed with Suomi SMG's
Finnish Waffen-SS
Armed with Suomi SMG's and Panzershrek Rifles.
Finnish T34/76
T34/76 with Finnish Ensgina.
I use these con conqweur da bridge!
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Amamzingly, my kubelwagon is down here. I get the radio to call for help and neos gets me out. Then, I ride away to freedom!
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I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!
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He cant eat me when am in a car! I turn around and run over him and then run over you before you escape.
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Jumps up from under Seeme's car, firing to the Wheel... As GSG9 Federal Police
arrest him for not paying that bloody parking fee!
I then conqeur the bridge with the Law-Abiding GSG9 + Federal Police...
My bridge!]
Before tha,t puts up a sign...
NO COMMUNISTS...
FOR SALE - 5,000 US DOLLARS.
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WHo needs that whrn I can just drive my seeme tank over them? Il rol over the sign and the police and you run away in fear.
My bridge!
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As i run away, i pick up a Panzerfaust, running back, bl;asting the front of the tank, as more Police arrive & STUNCUFFZ. Seeme!
Yeah, if your move, TASER'D.
I then reclaim with a Single NYPD Officer...
My bridge!
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I take the bridge with the IRA and stolen Leopard tanks. My Bridge!
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Sigh. The panzerseack didnt kill me but instead a peice of it hit the generated and now theres not enegry to fuel the lazers and I shoot them with me turret double .50 cal macihine gun. As for Akalonor, the leopard tanks was no match for my seeme tank and instanaly died. And the IRA hhad more important stuff to do.
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wrong ! the bridge is in the English part of Ireland , making it a priority of the IRA , who torch Seeme's tank with a flamethrower and eliminate everyone else .
Still My Bridge (seeme didn't say 'My Bridge' :P !)
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I hand out bottles of Jameson, your IRA troops get so drunk that they first destroy the Leopard's (with crew in them) and afterwards they want to see who is able to fall quickest.
Also, for good measure, I station the black watch and royal highlanders to guard the bridge
My bridge (Famous Grouse anyone?)
Cheers
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Opps. And anyway with the money I stole from toorstain(I still have his creadit card) I bribe the highlanders to leave me alone, and for the flamethrower... I hop into one of the 14 seeme tanks so you dont know where I am. And you dont think you can walk up to 15 tanks without being noticed?
All my tanks fire there mgs and turrets and run over you, makeing you into a pile of red goo and crushed bones.
My bridge!
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Did it REALLY have to go this far?
Use's Aqua-KCH to place the bridge in the Pacific, while the Kriegsmarine U-Boats guard it from any USN, RN, IJN, IN, or SN ships..
NAVAL BRIDEG!
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I find proof that Megalodons still exist , making everyone crap their pants and fear the water, I tame said sharks and guard the underwater bridge with them.
My Bridge!
(for those that don't know what a megalodon is , go look it up ;) )
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Finds proof the Japanese O-I Existed.. And uses it to blast the last surving megadon to Kingdom Kong.. Then my U-Boats & AQUA-KCH Return.. With the NEW... AQUAPANZERIVF! A 'Stubby Panzer' Designed to Drive underwater! Brilliant!
My bridge!
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You didn't really look up Megalodon ...did you ....because the Megalodon only resides in deep water , so you O-I can not attack it , and the stubby ....well they're Megalodon feed.
Still my Deep sea bridge!
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Fair nuff. the biggest shark ever exist'd may live.
Erm... how much for the bridge?
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a shiny penny would suffice.
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deal.
Claims a underwater Taxi to the bridge.
Sets up a bussiness called N&S at the bridge.
Sells Icecream.
Feeds Megadon with remaining Icecream...
Sells Grocerys..
Claims bridge..
My bridge.
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My Shiny penny was worth it :)
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Whoa WHoa Whoa Whoa Whosa!
My tanks were gurading the bridge, how can you magically get it in the the middle of the ocean?
Cheaters bridge >:(
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N&S will sue you! Don't call us cheaters or we give spending cuts of 0.21%!
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umm Seeme , can't you read ? My Megalodons sank the bridge and the tanks and ate them, silly little Boy.
(kidding,but not about the Sharks)
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Oh, but still my tanks wasnt on the bridge so they still alive.
I give them the power to float and they waddle there way to the ocean, useong underway nucler MG 42s to kill the sharks and claim the brigde.
Post Merge: July 10, 2010, 05:46:57 PM
Alomost forgot,
My Bridge!
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N&S Can sitll work on the bridge.. Alright?
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Fine... but nothing sneaky
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yay! protects the Bridge with hordes of McDonald's stores!
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Thanks, my man were getting hungey out there. How much is a meal?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I poison your McDonalds and all your soldiers get explosive diarrhea! Then my super-stealthy secret stealth-agents come and kill them all on the toilet.
Then I send in flying IS-2 tanks to secure the airspace, and destroyers and Airplane carriers to secure the area around the bridge.
My bridge
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Flying IS-2s? Thats impossible!
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so is an underwater MG but you don't see me whining :P
also the russians did hav a plane that was heavily armored , it could survive multiple AA hits (even direct hits)
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There were floating tanks in ww2!(shermans on D-Day) And the machine guns were on the tanks shooting at the water killing the sharks.
Plus IS-2s only point forward so it cant hit my tanks, for if it dose it will fall and die, makeing it a eary taget for 88s.
My bridge!
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umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.
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...sends in a battalion of yodelling Waffen-Grenadiere led by Sturmbannführer Barney (resurrected!). Everyone flees from the horrible alpine/nursery rhyme music, leaving the bridge empty. My troops dig in and watch Toy Story 3 in Deutsch while everyone else is still affected by the Last-Song Syndrome bwahahaha!
My bridge!
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umm no , the shermans did not float....at all....they sank horribly , they put airvents on them but alot of them still drowned ... and the sharks are 50 foot Sharks.....they're not going to glide the surface......
So due to complications it is not Seeme's bridge , but whomever owned it before him.
You forgot, these are seeme tanks, makeing it float becuase it was better designed to do that.
Still my bridge!
And for werewolfs stuiped idea, we are in tanks so we cannot here the Barney sound but instead I come out of my tank, with headphones on, and shoot barney in the face 3 times. Then, I feed his dead body to the sharks.
Btw the sharks like me now, so I dont have to shoot them, they wont bother me!
Again, my Bridge!
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Ehh... You just ignored my battleships around the bridge. >:(
Ok. So the flying IS-2s was a bad idea(turns out that they were missing wings ???), but Seeme's guys all have diarrhea and I my super-stealthy stealth agents are still killing them one by one. :)
But I use my destroyers to bombard the entire island that the bridge is on, then I send send in soundproof marines armed with super-bazookas, flamethrowers and Machine guns from my ships to deal with the remaining tanks.
Then I start digging my usual tunnels and I rig explosives on the bridge that explodes if anyone tries to take it.
My Bridge!!
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I thought someone blow the battle ships up?
And my guys dont have dierrhea anymore.
Going to be my bridge soon.
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You have dierrhea so you can't take the bridge for 5 days.
umm if you notice my post was regarding the Shermans , which you used as an example , meaning your tanks sank.
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Nein, I said something simlar to that, meaning it floats!
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Sets off the A-bombs i had in the McDOnalds, obliivating everything on the bridge, as my Hazmat-panzerJager's claim the bridge!
My bridge!
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Good thing my troops were eatting at burger king that day.
They come back to see that there are Hazmet-panzerJager's and they climb in there seeme tanks and there was an epic tank fight.
I lost 1 tank, while you lost all you tanks,
My guys are in a new fiber diet so they dont have dierria anymore.
Half my tanks are floating in the water, half on land. And my 88s look at the skies 24/7
My birdge
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I launch 1400 V2's and 1000 V1's at Seemes forces , only 300 V2's hit but 700 V1's hit , killing Seeme and all of his troops. I capture the bridge and huard it with Flak 36's and 2cm quads along with 100 Tigers and 50 KT's
My Bridge!
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You warned me in the game we played today, so while you were calling in the v1, my tanks went underwater to be protected.
Sorry mate, you ran out of Pop. Makeing you call only 3 tigers and 1 kt, makeing it an easy target for aircraft.
The island is mine! I redeploy the 88s you killed, and with new upgrades, they aim for V-1s and V-2s.
My bridge!
(Btw, my aircraft land in a heavliy guarded airfield.)
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I have 100 pipers play "amazing grace" together. All of your soldiers/pilots/tankdrivers now refuse to fight and have in stead opted to do good deeds.
My (pacifist) bridge.
Cheers
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I play seeme's national anthem, now they are more bloodthristy then ever.
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The Pied piper (If you know who he really is you wouldn't try to kill him)enchants everyone near the bridge and send them to their doom , and guards the bridge for me .
My Bridge!
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I resurect Erwin Rommel from the grave, his zombie scares the piper off. Rommel then commands his undead horde to take the bridge.
My bridge!
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8094/rommel.jpg)
Muwahahah!
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umm no If you had taken my advice and learned who the Piper was you would know that the Pipers true identity is Odin , who did many extroirdinary things to gain the knowledge of the world , there is nothing he doesn't see with the help of his messengers Huginn and Muninn ( Thought and Memory) there is no way to get past him .
So still my Bridge.
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You don't like undead Rommel?
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Ragnarok occurs, and the giants and the other beasts fight the gods.The Fenris wolf kills Odin. The world ends and everyone dies. Only a few people survives; A man, a woman and my King-Tigers that occupies the bridge as it rises from the sea.
My Bridge!
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Well the king tigers must be empty if theres only 2 people...
As for the world being destoryed... ( Whoa, how is seeme gunna get past this one?).
I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!
Ahh remeber you old friend, Nydhoggr? And that finnish flag you had as your avater? Well, since you change your personal text to smurg and now you like some dragon better then finland, finland and Nydhoggr get jealous that and sad that you dont like them anymore. Meaning, they help your emeny, me! As finland builds a spaceship to fit me and Nydhoggr keeps you all away from tryong to get in, and then we exit out of earth getting destoryed. Then, on my world builder, an rebuild the world. The only thing I didnt put is Toorstain, Akaloner, and Newbie.The, I get some finns to man the emtpy tigers.
Everyone, just give up. You all know you cant beat seeme!
My bridge! And, um, world.
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Nobody really likes my Zombified Rommel picture? What a waste of two minutes... >:(
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Nobody really likes my Zombified Rommel picture? What a waste of two minutes... >:(
wel it kind of luks like an alien
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Do I HAVE to answer Hypers question ..... no I don't have to :)
It looks funny , but kind of got blown over by everything else.
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Well the king tigers must be empty if theres only 2 people...
As for the world being destoryed... ( Whoa, how is seeme gunna get past this one?).
I declare that everyone irritates me , so the Nydhoggr eats you all. Since it also signifies the end of the World (Ragnorok) I escape and capture the bridge.
My Bridge!
Ahh remeber you old friend, Nydhoggr? And that finnish flag you had as your avater? Well, since you change your personal text to smurg and now you like some dragon better then finland, finland and Nydhoggr get jealous that and sad that you dont like them anymore. Meaning, they help your emeny, me! As finland builds a spaceship to fit me and Nydhoggr keeps you all away from tryong to get in, and then we exit out of earth getting destoryed. Then, on my world builder, an rebuild the world. The only thing I didnt put is Toorstain, Akaloner, and Newbie.The, I get some finns to man the emtpy tigers.
Everyone, just give up. You all know you cant beat seeme!
My bridge! And, um, world.
Sorry, but nydhoggr got killed during ragnarok :( , and of course did me my KT crew survive, we were inside tanks! >:(
But I give the finns a lot of home-made vodka and they get drunk and depressed so they kill themselves. :'(
Then I hack your worldbuilder and upload the bridge to the internet so everyone has access to it. I defend it by using cyber-space police and a good security program. ;D
My Bridge!
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But you said there was 2 people letf, NOT INCULDING YOU! And I serectly take every bottle, pour it out, and put water in it. Then, I tell the finns that they were just drinking water snd they get happy that they werent really happy, just somehow thought they were unhappy because if you drink volka, you seem to get automacinally unhappy.
And fine, I dont need nydhoggr if I got finnland.
Ill just put his water bowl and leash on the coner to remember him :'(
Post Merge: July 14, 2010, 03:41:09 PM
My bridge!
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My evil bropther, Noobie. Invades the bridge with..
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-dog-pictures-dog-is-making-a-clone-army.jpg)
(http://media.photobucket.com/image/SILLY%20ARMY/NuffyNet/soldier/funny_army_04.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8H8O22z5Pr8/SfL3Fr_T1oI/AAAAAAAABLo/UDZyiEOm_R4/s400/1army_squirrel)
(http://media.photobucket.com/image/SILLY%20ARMY/musicman0404/Misc%20Crap/army-vehicle-funny.jpg)
Led by...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Roman_army_in_nashville.jpg)
Noobie. Right, and Newbie. Left..
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Of course you just went on without reading my post...
Do I skip people post? No, as you can see I respone to every post. Ugggggg
Also you forget to say my Bridge, makeing it not your birdge.
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Ah, no one wants to stop Newbies simple dogs and squrrials?
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They're too cute ;)
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I to tired to think of something, ill do it tommrow.
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hey seeme get a life!
you are so baffled by this that my recon squad can take the bridge with no resistance
My Bridge!
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...I bring in my STEPMOTHER-IN-LAW! She scares the hell out of Pauly3's recon squad, Newbie's critters, Seeme and Undead Rommel... then orders everyone else off the bridge in rapid-fire French! ;D ;D ;D
My (stepmother-in-law's) Bridge!!!
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Step mother , eh?
Gets in hes kubelwagon with a radio, gets his earplugs on, drives 80 mph.
Bonk! She falls in the river and goes away.
My bridge!
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lol Seeme, you'll break my poor wife's heart... (am somewhat grateful though ;D :P ;))
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Nothing stands in the way of the Seeme empire!
Still My Bridge
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America sux! [Jk]
Seeme hears this, He faints, and all his Men Retreat!
I then claim the bridge with a Sqaudron of FA-223 "Drache" Helicopters, who drop a sqaudron of Werwolf Kommandos armed with Silenced Sten Machine Guns on the Bridge.
My bridge!
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First of all, your new avatar and signature sucks, and am not kidding.
And I didn't have any men, I took yours and you killed your own men.
And am not an American lover, just because I live here doesn't mean I will love it.
But I'll go for it ;)
As I wake up, I see the dumb helicopters and your stupid men. I wake up to the one and stab him on the back, taking the sten I shoot everyone without anyone hearing it.( Your brilliant silencer). I find the supply boxes and find 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles and that takes the helicopters down fast 8)
All the dead bodes and helicopters carcases make a roadblock so high that no one can go to the bridge, snipe me, etc.
And all aircraft is useless, with my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles, nothing survives up in the sky!
My bridge!
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Seeme was rude to newbie so he is banned from this thread for 10 hours (jk) while he is banned I take the bridge from him and put it on the top shelf where he cant reach.
P.S. intelligent Badger invasion FTW
My bridge
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I was banned, but my men wasnt...
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your men were left without a leader and got obred so they left..
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I just realised I didnt have any men, so yea the bridge is empty. Just dont take my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles. Or my kubelwagon with a radio.
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Newbie walks to the bridge, leaving the VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) in place. He then plants the Flag of Libya in the bridge.
He then makes a wall of sterel, surronded my Einstatzgruppen guards, HEAT-SEAKING-JAMMERS, FlaK88 AT Guns, PaK44 AT Guns, FlaK30 AA Guns, U-Boats, a lake, and lots of Crocodiles.
Newbie's Bridge. Rights to buildn stuff selling 5£ A piece.
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I urge the undead Rommel back on to the bridge, he dares Newbie to a game of Rock, Pappers, Scissors and calls Panzer and wins. He then captures all of Newbie's stuff and the bridge and calls reinforcements, all of the men he commanded in both World Wars.
Rommel's bridge!
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Newbie than sits in the corner of the bridge, Sulking, as the AfrikaKorps can't commit a war crime. HISTOREH SEZ SO. So i sit in the box, sulking.
Still Rommels bridge.
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Am I still baned?
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I steal a dev account and ban everybody's else, booby trap Seeme's VW Kubelwagon (With a radio) and also wired his super heat seeking missiles, set a defense perimeter with dragon theeth, mines and barbedwire and build an underground nuke shelter. My bridge :D!!!
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go to next street, use ecafe, make new account. log in, take over bridge,bomb it, bomb it again, bomb it again, and again, nuke it, the end.
Oblivated bridge.
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He had a nuke shealter, Dummy...
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Thats why i bombed it first. :)
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In a last effort I remove the ban from Seeme ;D, meanwhile at my underground graveyard I'll wait the next moment to strike :P.
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Builds a ATS,ATST,ASTE,8000MMH. (Anti-Seeme, Anti-SeemeTank,Anti-Seemeeverything,8000Militmeter Howitzer) To Counter the new treat.
:D
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Builds At-AT supported by a battalion of AT ST's to destroy all of Nexbies noobish stuff, than I call in the 501st battalion and 20 stormtrooper platoons along with Tie interceptor airsupport , SPMAT Artillery is also guarding the base bridge , so , My bridge. (also the Sun crusher is in orbit along with SSD Eclipse and SD Manticore , and SD Gorgon )
My star Wars Bridge !
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Builds a time accelerator and fast forwards the time about 3 billion years, the sun now dies, turning into a red giant, which vaporises everything present on/around earth.
No ones bridge
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1 billion years before that, people made a machine that would stop this, making nothing explode. I was in a ice cube for some reason and survived. Then, realising the the future sucks, get in a time machine and go to where your about to accelerate time, and get a hammer and crush the button and the whole machine before you do anything. Then I explain to you what would happen and you thank me and you go home.
And for the bridge that I went for all this trouble to get...
I get a poster saying "starwars sucks, startreck rules!"( Not really, I don't like ether of them) And all you men cry and go back to where ever they came from.
Then I get my kubelwagon with a radio and my 345.Automatic Triple Super heat seeking stinger missiles that can now aim at tanks, and now moument I been waiting for:
My wonderful bridge!
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Then Rommel's zombie horde strikes. Seeme pee's his pants and runs away screaming like a little girl.
Undead bridge!
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I declare the bridge mine and Lock this topic......not really but its still mine because the sun came up and Rommel zombies burned up , my Troops got done watching the Star trek series and thinking its mediocre come back and defend the bridge.
My Bridge
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Too bad my zombies can exist in daylight!
Still undead bridge!
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From my Indoscelent Starship the size of Pluto, Heinrich III, Me & Von Paulus plan our new attack, as 5,000 Volksgrenadier Shocktroops with StG44 Wait deployment from their Shock-Pods (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ascendantjustice.com/files/cocop/Halo/Halo%2520Large/FloodPods-large.jpg&), Each Pod carrys 5 VG's, and 1 Officer, and Gunships armed with 3x 30mm Cannon, Carrying a Airborne Panzer V 'Panther'
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The "super-Volks" realize that my Germans and your Germans are on the same team, so they turn on your starship and blow it up like this:
death star explodes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR4-Cv42-nE&feature=related#normal)
Our bridge!
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If i Remenber correctly, the Death Star had Death Star II? :)
Brings in Heinrich IV, Armed with 10,000 Tommy's with Brens, in Shockpops, and Flying Churchill tanks, ready to strike.
T-Minus 10 Posts till Ultimate invasion begins.
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Remember what happen last time someone got flying tanks?
(Toorstain)
Post Merge: July 30, 2010, 12:57:06 AM
There were floating tanks in ww2!(shermans on D-Day) And the machine guns were on the tanks shooting at the water killing the sharks.
Plus IS-2s only point forward so it cant hit my tanks, for if it dose it will fall and die, makeing it a eary taget for 88s.
My bridge!
: )
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A Heavy come walking up the bridge starts killing the crap out of everything while yelling "Why do they send baabies to fight me".
THEN A spy comes to your bases and puts sappers on every building.
My (There is a spy sappin' my base) Bridge
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Too bad my zombies have no base. ;)
Still my bridge.
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Whats a heavy?
And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).
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The Heavy cannot stand for this!
He'd eat his Sandvich. And the Spy would sabotargue it, while the Medic übercharges it.
TeamFortress 2 ftw.
Still Rommels bridge.
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Stuiped heavy...
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I clami the bridge as mine when no ones looking and guard it with Plastic Army Men , Go Sarge !
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just plain surronds the bridge with Plastic balls, behinde them Leshy the Woodlark. I then place a few Lycanthrope behinde it, and a horde of Kraken in the sea. :)
SURRENDA NOAW.
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...Arrives fresh and tanned from a much-needed vacation with my wife ;), sees Newbie's recent additions to the bridge and promptly calls in a special unit:
PAUL THE OCTOPUS!!! ;D ;D ;D
Paul declares my new ownership of the bridge, and Newbie is escorted away by Waffen-Grenadiers and the new 1.21 Beta Jagdtiger. The assorted creatures that Newbie left behind are now part of my macabre petting-zoo-cum-military-garrison. As for the heavy, he was fed to the Lycans. 8)
My bridge. My zoo. My ultra heat-seeking missiles. My sharks. My zombies. My shiny new multi-functional Kübelwagen (with radio). ;)
<plays with plastic balls and plastic army men>
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lol... that was good Werwolf ;D!!!
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My new forum membergroup icons!!
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My new forum membergroup icons!!
:o!!! That's Impossible :o!!! Dragon took the bridge with his gang of new membergroup icons :P!!! Looks cool ;D!!!
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I get 20 more heavys to charge the bridge and mow down the zombies while cloaked spies start backstabing them and then 2 engineers set up a minibase.
My Bridge
Post Merge: August 08, 2010, 07:55:08 AM
Whats a heavy?
And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).
http://www.teamfortress.com/heavy.htm (http://www.teamfortress.com/heavy.htm)
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...Unfortunately, Mr Defence and his defenses forgot about Paul the Octopus, the bestiary/zoo full of Newbie's ex-creatures, and bypassed the garrison full of my troops and panzers (including the now-1.22 Beta Jagdtiger!). ;)
Hence,
Mr Defence gets carded out by the displeased cephalopod, and his troops and defenses are neutralized. The Lycans and sharks sure love 'em heavies. ;D ;D ;D
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NNOOOOO!!!!!!!
Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.
(The Cake is a Lie!)
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NNOOOOO!!!!!!!
Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.
(The Cake is a Lie!)
Zaps Mr. Defence away with the Blue Gravity gun, I take the bridge with a Freeman Army armed with SMG1's.
My bridge.
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Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.
I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)
@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series????
MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?
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Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.
I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)
@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series????
MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?
I still have it, I used it to escape from Mr. Defence's portal gun, along with the ultra heat-seeking missiles and a few Seeme tanks... ;D <builds up army>
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Seeme cant access the site so he cant save you. "The Cake is a lie" is from Portal. Anyway I find a nice little hill and claim it as my own ....My Hill!
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I drop Arty on your hill Akalonor and instantly wipe out what ever u were doing on that hill (i am paranoid :P ), and launch a preemptive strike on Werwolf's forces with my Spetznaz troops (armed with RPG-27s, AK-103s, AEK-971s, AN94s, and anything else they want) and Special Ops Tank Battalion (T-90s and BTRs), and disable the heat seeking Missles and the tanks. In the insanity i steal back my Kubel, and bring it home to make some modifications.
Still my bridge (for some strange raisin.......)
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Then Sends in the 17th SS Panzergrenadier Division, the 1st SS Leibstraden, the 2nd SS Das Reich, the 3rd SS Tokenpoft, the 5th SS Wiking, the 12th SS Hitlerjugend, The Panzer-Lehr Division, the 1st Panzer-Division, the GroBsdeutschland Division, the 306th Volksgrenadier Division, The 4th Luftwaffe Field DIvision, the 16th Luftwaffe Field Division, and the 106th Kriegsmarine Field Division, Around 300,000 Men, armed with FG42s, MP44s, MP40s, G41s, Panzershreks, Flammenwerfer 35sm MG42s, Shotguns, and Panzers (Obv) To Reclaim the bridge. Although they suffer 299,999 Casultys to the high-tec Spec Ops And Spetznaz, they take the bridge.
My bridge!
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I send in my half drunk armada of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas.
They easily defeat whatever forces (1 person?) were left from your Army and we secure the place with MG bunkers and one mine. Then its back to the booze hall for more drunk partying.
My bottle covered bridge.....
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Plan B:
the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell* Appear, each armed with a Scoped AEK-971, Picking off the MG gunners, and the mine, Before then planting TNT on the booze hall, leaving 2 Survivors (Both Officers to make it fair), then capturing the bridge, each in cover with Bipod'd AEK's with a ZF4 scope on them, Watching out for the next attack..
My Corpse covered bridge..
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We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex.
Remember that?? I sure do..... We blow up the bushes and kill the Sniper Squads. Then we quickly use my tricked out Kubel to locally reverse time and prevent the explosives you planted from detonating. My Booze Hall lives!!!!!!! and so do all the soldiers in it. We retreat to an unspecified location and send one Guard Squad to secure the Bridge.
Then we reform the Spetznaz squads in a second Booze Hall (location unknown) and equip it with AK-200s, AN-94s w/GP30s, T100 Ogres (as seen in Endwar), AEK 971s, BTRs, etc.
My bridge........
Post Merge: August 12, 2010, 05:07:26 AM
Did i finally kill everyone? YAY all your bridges are belong to me ;D But seriously were is everyone.
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the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell)
Remenber that bit? LAKE ;D
Well still, they went onto the bridge, so they blow up.
Plan C. Coming soon.
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Seeme!!! where are you?? :-\
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Seeme!!! where are you?? :-\
Seriously, were is Seeme i want to say hallo to my comrade
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topic.. must not.. die..
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MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
Seeme has returned from somewhere he was trap{the internet} and will now go back with hes friend, neos.
Ok what really happen was that when the site went down that day it was still down for me meaning I wouldnt connect to it also so no Seeme. Whats worst is that didn't get me able to play the game cause I cant connect to the website. Once then I was forced to play world of tanks but nvm, Newbie is about to die...
Ill think later, got things to do...
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die."
While everyone is preoccupied, I grab a Necronomicon and chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" to summon Cthulhu!
Cthulhu and his hellish spawn obliterate all troops, traps, and equipment on the bridge---Neosdark's few remaining Spetsnaz troops in the beer-hall are driven mad by fear and start slaughtering each other. Soon all that remains are lots blood and gristle being picked apart by eternally-damned souls. 8)
"Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."
My hell-bridge!
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Wouldn't that kill you too?
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Been ignoring this thread for awhile, but my zombies are probalbly somewhere, but for now...
From the distance there is the sound of music, and a marching band approaches, crossing the bridge playing the Petersburger March.
Petersburger marsch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzlmg__tm0#)
Marching Band bridge!
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Been ignoring this thread for awhile, but my zombies are probalbly somewhere, but for now...
From the distance there is the sound of music, and a marching band approaches, crossing the bridge playing the Petersburger March.
Petersburger marsch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzlmg__tm0#)
Marching Band bridge!
Cthulhu eats the marching band. :P And I have the Necronomicon, so those things won't even bug me. hehe
Still my bridge. ;D
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I thought we were friends. :'(
A cthulu doesn't exist and so my mind erases its existence.
Logical bridge!
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You ate it? Darn, I was going to hire them for my victory day :'(
Mark my words, one day I will get this darn bridge. Even if it takes my whole lifetime, it will be done! Go ahead, laugh, but who will be laughing when am standing on top of the war torn bridge carrying my Seeme banner. Oh, and neos can do something too.
And here is the Seeme banner( don't expect anything special, I did this is 5 minutes)
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Werwolf used to be my ally, now that he's betrayed me, want to establish a treaty with me Seeme?
Come on, let us shake and be comrades together against the German Werewolf.
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4876/alliesk.jpg)
Why do my pictures never work?
Edit: Fixed.
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Sure, the empire of seeme will live out. No I have undead Rommel in my hands :)
BUT you can only be out of our KCH squad with me and Neos IF you can get out kubelwagon with a radio back.
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I need to know where it went, first.
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Seeme, it's not fair, on average, you've got 5 years more to live than most of us I think...
*pumps smoke from the Moscow area into Seeme's lungs for 4 days*
... There, that should even the odds a bit ;)
Speaking of which:
moves the Moscow forest fires to the bridge area, anyone on the bridge dies from air pollution.
My smog infested bridge (btw, I'm wearing a gas mask ;) )
Cheers
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I thought we were friends. :'(
A cthulu doesn't exist and so my mind erases its existence.
Logical bridge!
LOL... Sorry bout that mate. :P Seems like Cthulhu (R.I.P.?) ate everything in sight, including my poor panzer division.
As far as I can tell, Neos still has the Kübel btw.....
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NEOOOOOO!!!!
Give me back my kubelwagon or we'll shoot!
Post Merge: August 16, 2010, 12:56:42 AM
Am waiting...
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Am Still waiting!!!!!
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I take a walk down the street and find your Kubelwagon with it's radio in a ditch, I hire a tow truck guy to get it out then drive it back to Seeme.
Seeme's Kubelwagon with Radio.
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Neo needs to learn how to drive that thing...
I drive into the bridge and me just being there makes it Un- logical so everything is back to normal, then I force Neos and Hypersniper999 to put up a def while I sit in my bunker where Undead Rommel is guarding it.
About to be Seeme's empire bridge.
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This was a mutual alliance, I will not work unless you do too.
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At Grandma's. Sipping tea and knitting Carpet of Doom. 8)
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For some reason, not sure why, but I feel like the Italians after Sicily fell.
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You can use my kubelwagon to ride around, just don't break it.
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I feel like seeme's having a power surge.
5 days of planning plan c and i don't know wth to do..
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&^$$%@$*()(&*(Y Why isnt my allies doing anything!
*Bangs his shoe on his desk*
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This could be a vital time to strike..
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*Sends Newbie a letter*
Dear Newbie,
The second you put your dirty hands on my bridge, I will run you over with my kubelwagon with a radio and throw you in the river.
Your dearest friend,
Seeme.
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;D!!! rotfl!
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*shiver*
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Right sorry Seeme, i wasn't at home, i was at my grandmas, no internet there. I recover from the effects of Cthulu's maddening and reform my Spetznaz forces. We secure the Bridge with bush mines, Gunships, and other numerous things i can't mention. Sorry Seeme but i promise to be a better comrade.
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See hypersniper, hes a good comrade ;) Am promoting him to The 2nd highest honer in the seeme empire, Leader Machs.
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....still not finished with the Carpet of Doom. :-X
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See hypersniper, hes a good comrade ;) Am promoting him to The 2nd highest honer in the seeme empire, Leader Machs.
Да сдраствует Seeme велики царь нашой империи. Я обешаю тебе служить как верны слуга.
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I wish I knew what he was saying...
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Mate use Google translate and see what u get
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Yes sdrastvuet Seeme great king nashoy empire. I obeshayu serve you as a faithful servant
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Well thts Google for you, it says "All hail Seeme, great czar of our empire. I promise to serve like a loyal servant"
The dumb Translator doesn't know real Russian because in Russian we can use the word "Da" in two forms, for "yes", and for certain special verbs it can be used as "all"
Anyway back to the misc. topic...... When is anyone going to attack me
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As leader Machs you must get my coffee, hurry up!
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Ur coffee was at your bed 2 hours ago, when u woke up...... U missed it.
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I stole it :)
MY Coffee!!!!
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What kind of gurads do you have Neos? Akaloner got in my room and stole my coffee, and thats not allowed. Throw all the gurads in the building in jail and buy better ones.
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Actually Akaloner u stole my coffee...... there were two and u took the one on his windowsill (mine) and there aren't any guards because you forgot to pay them while u weren't allowed on the site. And i don't need guards cause i sleep in a pimped out orange tank with hydrolics......
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1005/enlist-now-pimped-out-tank-baghdad-army-demotivational-poster-1273783461.jpg)
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:o!!! This is no good!!! If no one stops him, would become as strong and influyent that he's going to make his own money!!! :o !! I can forsee a second galactic empire or like Lex Luthor becoming president once more :-[...
But instead of using this (http://pifia.neoprogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/galactic-empire-dollar_by_diablo2003.jpg):
(http://pifia.neoprogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/galactic-empire-dollar_by_diablo2003.jpg) (http://pifia.neoprogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/galactic-empire-dollar_by_diablo2003.jpg)
Will use (http://i35.tinypic.com/17rdqc.jpg):
(http://i35.tinypic.com/17rdqc.jpg) (http://i35.tinypic.com/17rdqc.jpg)
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hahahaha Seeme for Emporer !
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As Seeme's Second in Command (and probable manager of his whole empire despite holding no power in it), i would like to announce the creation of the Empire of the Eastern Front, and consolidate the power over the bridge.
Czar-Seeme
SIC-Me
War Minister-Me
Chief Justice-Me
Chief Commisar of the Eastern Front-Me
Commander of the Soviet Army of the Eastern Front-Me
Owner of the Pimp Tank- ME!!!!!
Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
Commisar of Civilian Affairs- Darth Vader
Commisar of the Treasury-Blackbishop (if he will accept the post)
Großadmiral of the Fleet-Blackbishop
SIC of the Eastern Front- Akalonor (if he will accept it)
General of the Air-Akalonor
Commisar for Experimental Weaponry- Werwolf (and his Carpet of Doom)
Commisar of Mechanised Forces-Werwolf
Other things will be filled as they are made up by his majesty and me. HAIL CZAR SEEME THE GREAT HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY OVER THE OTHER PEOPLE. YRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Now seriously can someone attack the bridge......
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Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
...what, no more Kalashnikovs? :o
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My Airforce shall rule the skies :D
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Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
...what, no more Kalashnikovs? :o
Well this may surprise u but as a Russian i don't like the Kalashnikov guns. I like the 100 series and the new AK200 prototype looked nice, but I prefer the HK rifles (G36 is nice, as is the PSG-1) I've shot a lot of guns and my preference is the G36 w/AG36, almost no recoil and a nice mag.
And good Akalonor thats what we want out of the General of the Air. I just hope somebody attacks so we can acttualy fight over this damned bridge.
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As Seeme's Second in Command (and probable manager of his whole empire despite holding no power in it), i would like to announce the creation of the Empire of the Eastern Front, and consolidate the power over the bridge.
Czar-Seeme
SIC-Me
War Minister-Me
Chief Justice-Me
Chief Commisar of the Eastern Front-Me
Commander of the Soviet Army of the Eastern Front-Me
Owner of the Pimp Tank- ME!!!!!
Chief Gun Designer(s)-Consolidated Head Melter,Smith and Wesson, Heckler & Koch, etc.
Commisar of Civilian Affairs- Darth Vader
Commisar of the Treasury-Blackbishop (if he will accept the post)
Großadmiral of the Fleet-Blackbishop
SIC of the Eastern Front- Akalonor (if he will accept it)
General of the Air-Akalonor
Commisar for Experimental Weaponry- Werwolf (and his Carpet of Doom)
Commisar of Mechanised Forces-Werwolf
Other things will be filled as they are made up by his majesty and me. HAIL CZAR SEEME THE GREAT HE WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY OVER THE OTHER PEOPLE. YRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Now seriously can someone attack the bridge......
WHAT...IS...HAPPENING.
I'm putting my manpower into the devolpment of many SA80A2's ;o
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I thought it could never happend on this topic, but it has acctually gone off topic! :o :o :o
I take the bridge with a random army because everyone else has apparently forgotten about it...
MY BRIDGE!!!
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I thought it could never happend on this topic, but it has acctually gone off topic! :o :o :o
I take the bridge with a random army because everyone else has apparently forgotten about it...
MY BRIDGE!!!
Sends down my Political Corenspondent to see Toorstain, asking for a alliance.
Still Toor's bridge!
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Wow, I never thought I would get this high in power. Its like am some evil dictator. Hmm
Face it toorstain, you outnumered 10 to 1. You the only thing that stands in the way of that bridge. If you give up, you can be akaloners assistant.
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My (refitted) élite WaffenSeeme panzer divisions "Seemeland" and "Standarte Wolfsangel" with prototype T-80UM2 Chiorny Oriol MBTs in Splitterung camo take up assault positions, blocking off all access points to the bridge... the Seemetruppen are waiting for further orders from the boy-Führer in the HJ outfit. 8)
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3712/seemeland.png) (http://img338.imageshack.us/i/seemeland.png/)
the Carpet of Doom's not quite ready yet.
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I prepare my Alfa Group Spetnaz and special mechanized battalions (they are Spetznaz Battalions so don't worry Werwolf). Since Akalonor isn't on i use my power over all Armed Forces to order the scrambaling of AC-130s that we "borrowed" from the Americans. We shoot the bridge with the 105mm howitzers on the AC-130, and i scramble Wild Weasels to destroy any AA you might have. Then i send in my NKVD "Engineer" battalions (really just prisoners of war that i also "borrowed" from Guantanamo) and they fix it again....... Then we deploy defenses that we won't mention so you can't counter them.
The Empires' Bridge
Oh and in case you try to mess with me.....
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs160.ash2/41355_148037441882455_100000286003887_356650_2049751_n.jpg)
That's my gun fools!!!!!
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I then send in my Squad on Combat-Medics armed with British SA80 A2 Assault Rifles and German H&K G36 Rifles to Pikcup Toorstains forces, Bringing them to a Medical Bunker, as my Unit of 5x Elite-Kommandos armed with 2 MG4 GPMG's Suppress any Unit that trys to kill the Medics, as we then Deploy a unit of 5x Israeli 'Merkava' Tanks, Supported by 32-Pounder Anti-Tank Guns, Amd the 'Challenger 3' Tank, armed with a 155mm Bore Rifle Gun, Moutning it, a unit of 3x men with H&K MP7's from the Libyan SF, and a FA-223 Drache Helicopter mounting 5x American Military Navy SEALs with M14's with German ZF46 Scopes, These push onto the bridge, Taking them out, As we then use a Unit of SAM's to take out the WW's, and 2 50mm AA Guns to Knock off the AC-130's Tail, Slamming out the sky, As Neos gun Aims at us, we then Take out a Elite GSG9 Sniper armed with a PSG-1, Who Fires at the gun, Breaking it, Then, we move a unit of the 82nd Airborne armed with M16A4's on the Waffen-SS Flanks, Taking them out with little Ease, Loosing 94 men. I then send in my SOG Members with AK-200 Assault Rifles, These manage to pick off the NKVD Engineers from range, We then send in a unit of 4x Swedish Cheese makers, who somehow Repair the bridge.
I thne fall back all my units to the Medic bunker, And watch over the bridge with 80cm 'Schewerer Gustav' Guns.
My bridge!
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Well you have forced my hand. I deploy my defenses which consist of special smoke canisters filled with pot smoke. All the infantry become high, and i quickly deploy more AC130s to destroy all the Tanks and AA are destroied by my F35 Lightnings. Then i send in more Spetznaz to kill your infantry.
Then we pour diseased water over all your dead soldiers bodies and use a special C130 to drop the dead bodies over Newbie's house. He gets malaria and swine flu which brings him to the brink of death.
The Empire's Bridge
Fear the pimp tank.............
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The two WaffenSeeme Divisions, true to form, show remarkable professionalism and bravery in the face of Newbie's (NATO?) onslaught. After receiving the boy-Führer's slightly unintelligible order to "stand and fihgt (sic) to the last man", they miraculously resist total extermination and reform on a new flank to help Neosdark annihilate the enemy. As the T-80UM2s use advanced prototype ERA, the Challenger 3 and Merkava HEAT rounds only inflict negligible damage. One by one, Newbie's outnumbered tanks are knocked out, and their fleeing crews are mercilessly gunned down by Spetsnaz and fanatical Seemetruppen armed with Zastava M21s and MG3 GPMGs. The GSG9 sniper is counter-sniped by an élite Werwolf-Kommando wielding a ZVI FALCON 12.7 mm sniper rifle. More Werwolf-Kommandos covertly storm the Schwerer-Gustavs, execute the crews, and train the guns on Newbie's hapless special forces on the bridge and medic bunker---obliterating them along with Toorstain's survivors while camouflaged black-market Patriot and Stinger SAMs blow his squadrons right out of the sky, in revenge for the loss of the AC-130 gunships. >:( Seeme Heil!
While the "Seemeland" and the "Standarte Wolfsangel" Divisions secure the bridge, reinforcements from the 503. Seeme Guards Division and the 12. Schwere-Panzer Abt. der WaffenSeeme "Seemejugend" guard the flanks and access points.
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Comrade Werwolf wild question but is the new Assault Rifle ready yet? The Alfa group are trying to try it. They have started rumors about its capabilities. I acttually heard one that said it fired a 12.7mm bullet without any recoil and being very light....... I want to try that too.
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Luckily, you both forgot something :)
#
My surviving FA-223 Drache Helicopter nd the 5 US Navy SEALs with M14's quickly regroup at my house, taking off the dead bodies, as a Elite SS-Paranormal Expermentation Division Quickly heal Myself. *We then arm ourselfs with MP5Sd's, and charge to the Area were the Schwerer Gustav was, Taking out the Seeme-Kommandos with Revtive unease, Loosing 2 Navy SEAL's and a SS-Schutze, But we gain the Area, using the area to call in a unit of KGB Armed with Scoped Draqnov SVD Sniper Rifles, Who take out all your Enplacements, as you're affected by the no-recrewing bug, you can't recrew. We then jump inside the Schewer's, going all dirty Harry Mid-air, Firing their MP5SD's at the AC130's and F35's, Taking them out the sky, And Putin Declares the Spetznaz DISBANDED, Taking them out of the world, Then landing ontop of the Waffen-Kommandos of Werewolf, the 3 Navy SEALs, Me, and the 4 SS-PA Division Troops Quickly, Pop smoke to get closer, Using Neosdark's own Gas Against the Kommandos, We then call in the Challenger 6, armed with a Expermental 1200mm HESH Round, Hitting the Side of the T-800U, Immoblizing it,as the KGB Snipers Fire Cement into the Turret, gluing it together, preventing from movement, then the Challenger 6's 12.7mm Rips down the M21 snipers and the MG3 Machine-guns, And the FALCON Sniper is Counterred with a Air-strike from a Squadron of British HARRIER MK II Jets, That drop a Variety of Missles on him, Destroying it. 3 Harriers are Lost by the SAMS and Stingers, but the KGB Snipers take them out before a 4th can be lost, and the KGB Snipers then force the Seemejugend and the 12th Pz Abt To Retreat, As we Reinforce the bridge, i Give the Navy SEALs, Myself, and the SS-PA Division Troops the 'Newb Cross' The Highest Military Honour in the Newbie Division.
My bridge!
Post Merge: August 20, 2010, 10:10:58 PM
Or, and i forgot, we then send a group of 6 Combat medics with SPAS-15 Shotugns to revive Toorstain and his Random Army. :)
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@Neos: Yes, the rumors are true. The supply drop should be en route now...
While Newbie is preoccupied with overkill, I nonchalantly reach into my greatcoat pocket and take out the Necronomicon... ;)
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, I call upon you, CTHULHU."
After several unspeakable and gruesome moments, all is silent. Newbie's combined forces are reduced to shattered hulks on the flesh-harrowed ground.
Imperial Bridge.
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I've never wanted to do this..
Burns HP Lovercraft Books, Deleating the Cthulu from exstence.
Erm, i think we're going to have a major Casulty list if we don't work something out
Newbie sends his 4 Foreign KGB Officers to the Seeme HQ.
Newbie says, That if he gets 1/4 of the Bridge from the Empire, he will not Annoy you anymore.
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Ok am kinda confused. Whose on my side and who isnt?
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Wonderful, the boys have recieved the gun and Christened it the Wolf's Bite. It tears people to pieces. ;D
As for the Negotiation: Newbie I Believe that if we allow you to join the Empire as General of the Space Station that we "aren't" Designing
you can have peace and have control over the bridge.
Seeme- you, me, Werwolf, Akalonor, Blackbishop, and maybe Newbie are on your side
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If newbie is on our side I want him to be in control of the airbone, so hes working with Akaloner.
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yay.
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Ok, so the only enemy left is Toorstain >:)
First things first, hes on his last leg. What I need is 2 Airborne divisions will be dropping 12 miles east of his key city, distracting his forces from the city itself, while we launch a surprise attack. We get regular Infantry to charge the city making the enemy face one side, then our mechanized division to Quickly circle the city so cut of supplys and not let the other divisions in again. Then we get our regular Infantry to circle the city and wait and get resupplied. While this is happening, I want our top commandos to sneak into the city and blow up major supply depots and dress up like the enemy to rise havoc and terror into them. We wait another few days to let them run out of supply's, then we attack the city with our inf and tanks and our mechanized divisions save there airborne.
(P.S, dont forget to get the bridge)
Neos, get our troops and generals ready and make sure this plan works out. Dismissed.
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Wait, isn't Toorstain still in my medic bunker?
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Hes forces aren't.
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Oh well,
Me and Akaloner will be getting ready with the Airborne Plans,
2x M22 Locusts and a Division of 'My old NATO 82nd Airborne with M16A4's, and Akalonor's forces will suffice.
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Sure, just don't screw up.
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See hypersniper, hes a good comrade ;) Am promoting him to The 2nd highest honer in the seeme empire, Leader Machs.
If you quit beating me around, I'd help.
And I've been playing Mafia - City of Lost Heaven for the past few days, sorry.
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You can be leader if getting my coffee every morning.
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Do you want me to go rogue on you? Get your own coffee you lazy pig.
Meanwhile, my zombie forces continue to build. They make a Bergetiger and begin resurrecting old Panzers, ready to support Seeme.
By the way, I'm making a new nation, it will be allied to Seeme's, maybe I could get more freedom and privacy in it. I call it...New Germany!
Also, I began building another army of nom-undead humans.
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Ok, so the only enemy left is Toorstain >:)
First things first, hes on his last leg. What I need is 2 Airborne divisions will be dropping 12 miles east of his key city, distracting his forces from the city itself, while we launch a surprise attack. We get regular Infantry to charge the city making the enemy face one side, then our mechanized division to Quickly circle the city so cut of supplys and not let the other divisions in again. Then we get our regular Infantry to circle the city and wait and get resupplied. While this is happening, I want our top commandos to sneak into the city and blow up major supply depots and dress up like the enemy to rise havoc and terror into them. We wait another few days to let them run out of supply's, then we attack the city with our inf and tanks and our mechanized divisions save there airborne.
(P.S, dont forget to get the bridge)
Neos, get our troops and generals ready and make sure this plan works out. Dismissed.
Yes sir.... It will be done. Im deploying special operations to surround the bunker Toorstain is in with the Wolf's Bite Rifles. Then i deploy a small detachment of T-100 Ogres to test out the new 200mm Tank Cannon i found stashed in Werwolfs department. Using the Airforce we take over the airspace in the city and eliminate all AAA. The rest of the army takes the area and hold down the front.
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Over behind the hills, there's the sound of music again, but this time it is the Imperial March, New Germany's national anthem.
Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8#)
Marching behind it is an entire zombie army.
Artillery begins firing air burst shells, rocking the landscape.
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(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2232/troopssunrise.jpg) (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/troopssunrise.jpg/)
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4356/russiantank460b790115c.jpg) (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/russiantank460b790115c.jpg/)
Meanwhile, troops from the 19. WaffenSeeme Gebirgs-Division "Die Schlümpfe", 6. WaffenSeeme (gepanzerte) Kavallerie-Division der SE "Gabrielle", 33. WaffenSeeme Panzer Div. "Seemekopf", Freiwillige Infanterie-Division der SE "Tausend Wölfe", 503. Seeme Guards Division, and 9. Seeme Guards Division wave goodbye to their families and depart for the front lines as hundreds of thousands of voices sing in chorus, with the pride of the Seemeland in their hearts:
Kameraden laßt uns singen
eine Melodie,
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Infantrie.
Denn sie ist aller zeit
immer kampfbereit,
ob es donnert, blitzt oder kracht
-oder kracht.
Ihrem steten Kampf gelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.
Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag,
ob auch kalt die Nacht,
ob auch fern die Heimat ist
-Heimat ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der Infantrist.
Refrain:
Panzer und Flieger
schaffens nie allein,
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Schlachtfeld sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie
-Einsatz nie!
König der Waffen-
Seeme Infantrie!
(Lied der Seemelander Infantrie)
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Seeme's Auxilliary Corps in the New Deutches Wehrmacht Heer moves out from it's depot and to the front.
Moscow salute March (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCU7Qr50SsQ#)
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(http://www.combatreform.org/c47paradrop.jpg)
(http://shop.warlordgames.co.uk/ekmps/shops/warlord/resources/image/Fallschirmjager_B&W_photo.jpg)
(http://www.maam.org/flightsim/news/ysdm-12.jpg)
(http://www.amazing-planet.net/slike/market-garden-chronology/market_garden_day_7_1.jpg)
Ze 101st Airborne 'See-the-Eagles' and the82nd Airborne 'All-for-Seeme' are in place, moving towards destination.
*UNaminousily fascist nod*
Someone fill his city with Propaganda ;)
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Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?
Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)
Also Neos find someone that could be leader of Propaganda and getting my coffee.
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I guess ic an do the coffee thing..... As for the Propaganda, Werwolf are you interested. A third department is always nice, more cash in the pocket.
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Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?
Well, you ARE a military dictator wearing an HJ uniform... :P But I think your ideology, as evidenced by your followers' political and historical leanings, is a mix of Communism, Fascism, and Undead Fetishism (LOL ;D). I call it SEEMISM. ;D ;D ;D
@Neosdark: Sure, why not... :D
<bombards Toorstain's forces with "Surrender, Schweinehunde!!!" leaflets and zombie brain-goo> ;)
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I give you..
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs371.snc4/45397_147947015229925_100000438827920_337906_2251618_n.jpg)
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Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)
I'm not part of your empire, I'm an ally to your empire. So I'm still independent. That means I'm not obligated to do errands for you.
By the way, why is my Rommel part of that flag?
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Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)
I'm not part of your empire, I'm an ally to your empire. So I'm still independent. That means I'm not obligated to do errands for you.
By the way, why is my Rommel part of that flag?
Undead Fetism. Showing the general Alliance between us.
Next Propaganda:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs182.ash2/44486_147955651895728_100000438827920_337929_5022679_n.jpg)
Post Merge: August 21, 2010, 07:40:50 PM
And of course..
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs387.snc4/45066_147956815228945_100000438827920_337939_4929015_n.jpg)
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Since my empire is big and all, maybe I should hire someone to make a better flag then this:
Post Merge: August 21, 2010, 08:16:47 PM
Newbie, since you now leader of propaganda, airborne, and getting my coffee, I giving you a large pay rise. Also weres akaloner, we cant do this without him.
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How about this..
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs199.ash2/46264_147966445227982_100000438827920_337965_8050332_n.jpg)
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Thats kinda weird... I think you should think of something eles.
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Hmm, i'd contact Werwolf for something fancy, i can only make Stuff editing imanges. :P
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I congratulate Seeme for this big step and give as a present this evil cat (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/30/funny-pictures-evil-2/).
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-kitten-is-evil.jpg) (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/30/funny-pictures-evil-2/)
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I don't want a stuiped evil cat >:(
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And a spetzcat (http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1000/spetzcat.jpg)?
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1000/spetzcat.jpg) (http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1000/spetzcat.jpg)
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I will have Spetzcat as i command all of the Spetznaz divisions of the Seeme Empire
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Newbie, can you make a flag for New Germany? I was thinking of a hyrbrid between the Bavarian, Prussian, Saxon annd Hannoverian flags.
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I'll try xD.
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Well, as neosdark got the Spetzcat, I'll give this unit (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/16/633492552440829456-Canada%27s-Army.jpg) to Seeme:
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/16/633492552440829456-Canada%27s-Army.jpg) (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/16/633492552440829456-Canada%27s-Army.jpg)
And this disguised (http://www.motherrucker.com/Portals/motherrucker/Gallery/Album/10/633527879792246583-combatdeliverytrucksthebattleforheartsmindsandbrands.jpg) truck :P.
(http://www.motherrucker.com/Portals/motherrucker/Gallery/Album/10/633527879792246583-combatdeliverytrucksthebattleforheartsmindsandbrands.jpg) (http://www.motherrucker.com/Portals/motherrucker/Gallery/Album/10/633527879792246583-combatdeliverytrucksthebattleforheartsmindsandbrands.jpg)
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If everyone's joining the Coalition of Seeme, does that mean we'll have no one to fight for the bridge against?
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civil way mighthappen...
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We still got toorstain and your starting to get on my nerves...
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We still got toorstain and your starting to get on my nerves...
How am I getting on your nerves? You're the one who made me do mundane errands.
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Your the one making a big fuss about it, how hard is it to get someones coffee!
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Your the one making a big fuss about it, how hard is it to get someones coffee!
Fine.
*Gets on radio and orders for the world's finest cofee to be airlifted to Seeme*
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Thats great, but you and only you has to bring to me.
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Sigh.
*Delivers coffee by hand*
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Thank-You, have a nice day, servant.
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(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5840/dhi5v9hs5zxqntuvc9588q.jpg) (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/dhi5v9hs5zxqntuvc9588q.jpg/)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8445/scphqwxbphqf9cgycueyna.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/scphqwxbphqf9cgycueyna.jpg/)
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/822/xsgouo6ndf4zshqmdygw.jpg) (http://img153.imageshack.us/i/xsgouo6ndf4zshqmdygw.jpg/)
(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/4241/ncfiwdzyz2dgywjzpmrhqg.jpg) (http://img829.imageshack.us/i/ncfiwdzyz2dgywjzpmrhqg.jpg/)
(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/5739/nqrpg3mcytkg6jnfypbxvw.gif) (http://img571.imageshack.us/i/nqrpg3mcytkg6jnfypbxvw.gif/)
ACHTUNG! HE. is. watching. you.
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OK now this propaganda stuff it getting annoying. I look nothing like that, and its kinda creepy. And I asked you to make a flag, not a TV show and some pictures. Back to work with you! And no creepy smiley kid!
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ROFL !!!! btw I launch war on Seemeland with my anime Mechs , Lelouch Lamperouge is my SIC and General , no one can defeat him !
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I call in myself, I single handidly kill everything with my G11 that Akalonor deploys and lock him in jail. Lelouch was a double agent MWAHAHAHAHA.
BTW Werwolf that stuff is awesome. Can u do the same thing with my pimp-tank. I like that as my propaganda. MY SECRET POLICE RIDE THESE THINGS.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs381.snc4/44391_148032341882965_100000286003887_356613_5882528_n.jpg)
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@Seeme: He's your Alpha-double. Since you remain faceless, he'll be the target of political assassinations instead. :P ;)
EDIT: Your wish is my command.
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4391/seemeflag.png) (http://img210.imageshack.us/i/seemeflag.png/)
@Neos: I suck at making models/skins hehe... :P
EDIT: on second thought...
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/912/py1ibqzq7kcq40svvfuezq.jpg) (http://img217.imageshack.us/i/py1ibqzq7kcq40svvfuezq.jpg/)
Hmm...nice animé mechs... <tinker>
Post Merge: August 21, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9199/bkzrltbqperkcyabd4m6w.jpg) (http://img844.imageshack.us/i/bkzrltbqperkcyabd4m6w.jpg/)
Akalonor has betrayed the Empire, so all of the top Party officials convene to discuss his ultimate fate while pondering the various works of the boy-Führer.
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While sadly since Akaloner left we have no air force. And I think we left lots of werewolfs crazy inventions on some plans. Akaloner can always get out of jail with his dragon friends. So the only hope left is to assassinate him and take back the air. Any ideas? Neos? Werewolf? Newbie?
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Newbie was in the Air Force along with Akalonor...
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So did Newbie go away too?
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Dammit! New Germany still needs a flag!
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As SIC i declare command over the Air Force and update it with my SU-35, and Scramjets that i have hidden in the back of my garage. Then i go down to the jail cell and kill all of Akalonor's dragon friends and use my Assbeat Sensor (since everyone knows Dragons and other creatures don't have asses) to find Akalonor amongst the pile of corpses, and then I KILL HIS ASS and take a DNA sample to the secret police so they can duplicate him and use him as cannon fodder for our diplomatic events.
All hail Seemeland!!!!!!!! YRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa.....aaaaaa...........
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party?
Post Merge: August 22, 2010, 06:38:36 PM
So did Newbie go away too?
Of course i didn't?
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Hurray!
And neos, you forgot his goblin friends too.
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Goblin's are creatures mein Fuhrer. They have no asses..... They were also killed as they don't have ass.
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There Sub-Human, meaning they do.
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Hey Seeme, congrats on Mr. Spam!
Hey Newbie, how's the flag coming?
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let for toorstain to see this..
@HS - Having some trouble, probs be done my Sunday.
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Hey Seeme, congrats on Mr. Spam!
Hey Newbie, how's the flag coming?
I don't like being Mr.Spam, it makes me feel bad. Wish there was a way to get rid of it.
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you deserve it :D (jk)
sorry to be OT but :
does anyone play WoW ?
BTT
I call Seeme a forum spammer and steal the bridge while he cries ,
also OT
Seeme , ya know if you have a program to open DDS images you can make your own skins in World of Tanks ?
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Make another topic about world of tanks.
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OT Can I have a special title too :D ?
BTT
Still my bridge,.
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It is not your bridge! Its the seeme empires bridge!
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Unfortunately, Akalonor forgot that there were 4 élite panzer divisions still within the vicinity of the bridge... so...
<captures Akalonor>
Imperial Bridge.
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Do forget to kill his troll friends.
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Thats It , I call in.............Dr. Horrible !
No one can stop me now mwahahaha ! we shall rule the world , since Dr. Horribles immortal and made me immortal , he also has a enlarge ray , wrist ray, and freeze ray.( " This is the one....Freeze Ray....stops time...tell your friends...." )
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*Gets in a crane with a large Cerement block, sneaks behind akaloner while he is laughing, drops it on both of them.*
Neos, put these 2 in a large cerement box with no air holes and throw them in the water somewhere. Order a submarine to the area to keep a eye on them. I got a underwater crane just in case the cerement starts chipping.
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Dr. horrible frezes you with his freeze ray and we escape , to turn your nation against you , My akalonor Empire !
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No, you were knocked out, meaning you couldn't do anything, meaning we went on with our plan, meaning you underwater and I still have my empire.
My empire and bridge!
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Oh! I smell a draw!!!
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Dr. horrible completed my plan and is now my SIC , he rescues me and I start my own nation against yours.
Join the Akalonor Empire !
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How can he when he is trapped in a giant cerement block.
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Moist helped him.
ya know what else ? my military division is run by Bad Horse, most high positions are from the evil League of Evil , whom are incredibly evil, loyal to me , and devious.
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can't be bothered reading the last posts, so lands my B-17 on Akalonor.
Imperial bridge.
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And he also landed on Dr.Stuiped so he not loner has any arms of legs.
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No Dr. Horrible ( How DARE you call him stupid ! ) is invulnerable and giant so he saved me , I than go off planet into an undisclosed location to build my empire.
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Ok, as long as its not hurting use, have fun.
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.............DAMMMMM..............
Fuhrer Seeme he is an enemy of the empire i still think we should annilate him with my brand new prototype weapon
(http://)
Anyway Gents i call a short pause of destoring each others nations, for a week long lunch break/ Secret rearmament program. Heil Seeme
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Dr.Stuiped cant die, so just cut off his arms, legs, mouth, eyes, and he can live the rest of his life in pain.
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To further the pain, I take away Dr. Terrible's PhD, now he is just Mr. Terrible.
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Hehe. That will teach him to mess with use.
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Dr. Horribles PhD in Horrible is re instated by Bad Horse.
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How can he do that? He can't sign any papers since he has no Arms or Legs.
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A simple solution to all your problems Mein Fuhrer. The secret prototype weapon i was developing in Werwolf's lab for the last week is a special interdimensional travel gun, but this one links to its own dimension (which can only be accesed by this particular gun) so i send Dr.Horrible to the other dimension and then stash the gun away in a special place were no one will think to look.
Heil Seeme and his Empire.
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Great job neos,*pats him on the head*.
And its Mr.Horrible now.
Where did you hide the gun? Under your door mat?
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No its a little more unlookable than a doormat. Who hides things under a doormat anymore.
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Godlikedennis dose it all the time.
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The evi League of Evil brought DR. Horrible back. We will leave you alone now.
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WHOA!!! I've been gone for a couple of days and almost 10 new pages!!!:o :o :o No way I'll read all that. ::)
On another note. I assassinate Seeme, leaving all his followers in a civil war. My loyal personal guard take the bridge from the disoriented soldiers that guard it. I guard it with my crack soldiers armed with heavy weapons and tanks.
I've got the bridge covered by artillery and planes.
My Bridge!!!
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WHOA!!! I've been gone for a couple of days and almost 10 new pages!!!:o :o :o No way I'll read all that. ::)
On another note. I assassinate Seeme, leaving all his followers in a civil war. My loyal personal guard take the bridge from the disoriented soldiers that guard it. I guard it with my crack soldiers armed with heavy weapons and tanks.
I've got the bridge covered by artillery and planes.
My Bridge!!!
TO bring you up to note;
Neosdark, Werwolf & Me co-invaded you, Seeme drank coffee, Hypersniper delevered coffee, Akalonor did.. Something?
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WHOA!!! I've been gone for a couple of days and almost 10 new pages!!!:o :o :o No way I'll read all that. ::)
On another note. I assassinate Seeme, leaving all his followers in a civil war. My loyal personal guard take the bridge from the disoriented soldiers that guard it. I guard it with my crack soldiers armed with heavy weapons and tanks.
I've got the bridge covered by artillery and planes.
My Bridge!!!
TO bring you up to note;
Neosdark, Werwolf & Me co-invaded you, Seeme drank coffee, Hypersniper delevered coffee, Akalonor did.. Something?
He betrayed you ;).
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Hey Newbie, it's been awhile so how's my flag going?
I go and slash off Mr. Horrible's arms and legs again, take away his PhD and this time force him to wear the Tickle Belt.
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WHOA!!! I've been gone for a couple of days and almost 10 new pages!!!:o :o :o No way I'll read all that. ::)
On another note. I assassinate Seeme, leaving all his followers in a civil war. My loyal personal guard take the bridge from the disoriented soldiers that guard it. I guard it with my crack soldiers armed with heavy weapons and tanks.
I've got the bridge covered by artillery and planes.
My Bridge!!!
Am afraid it a little harder then that you see, now am the ruler and dictator of the bridge and have many bodyguards and one of my finest is Neos, who dose stuff in Werewolfs lab to make super weapons. Also you have no army and we could easily capture you. I recommended if you want to understand you read page 34, and 35 if you have the time.
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Hey Newbie, it's been awhile so how's my flag going?
I go and slash off Mr. Horrible's arms and legs again, take away his PhD and this time force him to wear the Tickle Belt.
Tried to save it.. it fucked up and deleated all my PAINT.NET Files
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So quiet...... Well since every one is gone i take the bridge with my SPEC Ops and Secret Police for the Seeme Empir........ AH F-IT I TAKE THIS BRIDGE IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY PITCHFORK of the SEEME EMPIRE.
HEIL PITCHFORK the INANIMATE, King Incumbent for King Seeme the Missing
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Hmmm No one wants the bridge anymore.
Now that I have the bridge I must take the next best thing...
The hill!
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That was actually the original game ( I just modified it to bridge)
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Hmm
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while seeme is thinking, my recon squad shoots his brains out
without the leader of the seeme empire (which was a bad joe in the first place) my tommies can take the hill without trouble
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Neos, build a medic bunker to respond me again.
And the hill was just a subcampaign, the real prize is the bridge.
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Medic Bunker built and Ion Cannon Cannon activated, i use the Ion Cannon to kill Pauly at his HQ and his death means his soldiers lose their will to fight, and turn to our side. Our Empirial Bridge.
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Thanks ;)
Now kill 3 more people and get medics to save them so I can come back.
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How about we fuck it and the bridge, and go on world domination?
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:o I never thought of that :-X
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Yay, thets invade some Third World country first.. like erm.. Samoa?
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Hmm. South Africa! It easy to defend once we get it.
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Well i made a Recon map of Samoa..
(http://i55.tinypic.com/e6d74y.jpg)
Post Merge: September 03, 2010, 04:39:36 PM
Plan of attack:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2zsyx42.jpg)
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Ok, lets go there for some reason.
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We won the island.
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Okay? That was an interesting turn of events, well now what do we do, i suggest we take Taiwan, those guys are still using M36 Jackson's to protect some villages. How Pathetic Is That.
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We spring up from Samoa, With the 3rd Marine Of the Seeme Empire and the 101st Seeme Airborne to Counter their Infantry, While using out B-59's To drop Down Explosives, and New-era M60A3's Made of Wood to Distract the Jacksons, Then blow them with our Challenger 3's and our new 12.7mm Assault Rifles.
Post Merge: September 03, 2010, 05:37:04 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/1dzko1.jpg)
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Umm, good...
But why are we taking random islands again?
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Why did the Americans take random islands in the Pacific
Cos we're island hopping to take over China and Japan!
Post Merge: September 04, 2010, 12:55:33 AM
While we're taking Taiwan - Battleplan to take over China:
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2md5d8m.jpg)
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:o OMG what about Europe?
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Seeme, my men are ready and accounted for, they are being deployed to Taiwan for the invasion.
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Czar Seeme, me and my 5th Special Operations Battalion and 7th Special Tactical Assualt Battalion (SOB and STAB :) ) are on standby and are ready to take Manchuria from the North and West.
Where the f is Werwolf i haven't seen him for a while??
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GIVE ME THE BRIDGE OR I WILL KILL THE HOSTAGES!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
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My forces send the New German National Defence Squad (NGNDS) to save the hostages. Toorstain's General present at the hostage crisis is killed with a headshot, bridge is still under Alliance command.
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Having Learned from previous take-over failures, I pull out the meanest, baddest, most insidious weapon of them all!!! My easy button! With the press of a button I steal the bridge away! From under the Alliances' nose! (Ding! Well that was easy!) Laughing maniacally, I survey my new conquest. And continuing to laugh, promptly trip and fall off... Not my bridge... anymore... *sob*
*deep voice in sky* Epic Fail.
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Lol
And I will get rid of the easy buttons by buying the stables company and destroy all the easy buttons. Since blackbishop is in charge of this stuff, he figure this out.
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101st Airborne 'Screamin' Seemes" and 82nd Airborne the "All (for) seemes" Ready for Deployment. Deploy on your command, sir.
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May I join the struggle with my units? ;D
Oh, BTW I think we should start topic "Rise of Seeme's Empire"
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I agree!
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Ok, attack.
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(http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/Saudi_Marines_beach_assault.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/RP_Marines_beach_assault_DM-SD-03-05678.JPEG)
(http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/upload/img_400/Beach-Assault.jpg)
(http://www.nato.int/shape/graphics/2005/10/11/b051011i.jpg)
Move up the beach!
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My artillery rains down on Chinese beach positions, allowing Allied forces to advance.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/DM-SD-98-03384.jpg)
Herr Seeme, we've pushed through the Beach, Orders?
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Ok lads, looks like you won't make it without my air support:
Here it comes "Legion Seeme" armed with F-35 to gain air superiority and support you down there ;D
(http://www.controleng.com/fileadmin/images/ce/image_archive/139885-Grumman_F35_fighter_plane.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:vfOTnosWZNPAqM:http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/872/f35ctol.jpg&t=1)
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My spies have given you false information. There are noone on the islands. And while all your forces are there, I launch several nuclear attacks on the islands, destroyng your army.
Meanwhile, my loyal forces quickly make an assault at the bridge. They manage to take it suffering few casualties.
MY BRIDGE! ;D
Now my engineers are dismantling the bridge, and I'm shipping of the 599 different parts to many scattered locations all around the world. The bridge can now be literally everywhere, and only I know where the parts are. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
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Me and my special forces, hunt down Toorstain and knock him out. Then we make a digital copy of his brain and use it find out were the bridge is stored and we rebuild it.
Imperial Bridge, Heil Czar Seeme
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Even if Taiwan IS Nuked, we can still use it for a springboard to China?
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I think Japan is helping use since for some reason they don't like china. And toorstain, your nukes didn't kill anyone because we were in Japen. Since you used nukes, the UN hates you and the world is against you.
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Fuck the UN... >:(
I have a head concussion and feel like shit. :-X Also I can't remember a thing. :(
Also, shouldn't you be worrying about the bridge. Because I ignored the chaos bullshit and removed the tiny screw from the bridge that held the entire thing up. And this time you won't find it by beating me!
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Goes online and orders another one, uses super fast shipment.
My bridge!(In 2 days)
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I told the Federation what you all have been up to. Bye Bye !!!
Captain Kirks bridge ! ( there is no possible way Seeme's empire can kill the federation , Star Wars weapons cant even damage it.)
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we drop Fallshcirmjagers with the rank of Oberchucklee.
Beat that,
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*Sends 1 guy dressed up as akaloner, press the big red butten the says do not press, boom*
Bye Bye Federation. Also my screw is in and I out it back on.
Our bridge!
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The Forum spammer is wrong , he cant kill the federation (Nukes dont work , nothing bigger ) so its still the Federations bridge ( the Borg have been eliminated and the Klingons are at peace.)
Federations bridge!
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-teleports bridge to Seeme territory.
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MADNESS, i use my Spatial Dimension Transporter to transport all Star Trek refrences as far away from the Bridge as humanly possible and into a red giant star where they will all burn FOR EVER (no escape) and take the bridge with my Special Operations Battalions. Then we set up AA missles that can target anything within 100,000 miles away from Earth, AT Empalcements with 2 batteries and a few MGs in each and special MG bunkers that are filled with MGs in each slit, so they are impossible to flank. Then i also get my Airforce to destroy Akalonor's bases.
Empire's Bridge
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Another job well done 8)
Anyway keep going with the China invasion.
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remember my bases are in another dimension though , and its impossible to find which one.
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Well, 6th Seeme Marines are on the way to the Chinese Homeland. Then we go west, Russia, Poland, Germany, France, UK, Canada, Britain, Then betray japan.
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No, we don't take Japen by force, so we can preserve the technology etc. But otherwise tell me when you capture China.
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We captured China........ and Japan surrendered to us with no struggle. THen we move the bridge to Japan and guard it with Gundam Mechs.
Empire's bridge
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I think akalonor and his rebel(perhaps Toorstain too) forces could strike in any moment 'cause he has the worm hole technology.
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I'm not on Akalonor's team >:(
So I don't have worm hole technology. :(
But I can attack you! ;)
And I think I will! I attack your forces with the Death Star!!!
Oh snap!!! I destroyed earth!!!! :o :o :o
Who cares, I have a bridge on my Death Star (But I don't have the stupid hole that goes into the core of the Empires Death Star... duh ::)).
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While Toorstain was Day dreaming, hes nation is defeated and now toorstain has nothing.
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Im living in Middle Earth and assisting Morgoth conquer it :D have fun with your world while I capture mine.
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Step aside suckers! Face my awesome Elephant Corps!
Einzug der Gladiatoren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZIaFAzgYN0#)
(Just listen to it, ignore the WW1 Germans)
We will crush you! :P
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Thats bond to crush them :P
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Right...... Anyway i send my SO battalions to take over Brazil, and after securing this new domain, i decide to throw a SEXY PARTY. While the entire Empire is distracted by the party, i add more troops to the Gundam defensive line near our Japanese Bridge. Fear the Seeme-Gundam Corps. Heil Seeme.
Still Imperial Bridge.......
P.S.: Werwolf where are you? You are missing the Sexy Party.
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While we're waiting.. I've been making the Battleplan for the Soviet Union.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2ur7alv.jpg)
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I'll take Korea, that'll free up a few of your men to take on the Bear.
*Orders to prepare for an invasion*
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Sure, surround that amour though.
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Korea has fallen, with extremely minimal casualties. Once the primary invasion of Russia begins, I will take the eastern coast. But we need to do it in summer, my tanks can't face the Siberian winter.
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In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O
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In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O
Ummmm, whe the snow thaws in Spring it does. :P
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Me and my SO units are all Russian-speaking so we easily infiltrate their ranks and start killing their superior officers, and they are now in disarray.
I send in the main army from the South and send in a special detachment of SCAR (Special Command- Assault Regiment) from the North. I also use my access to Werwolf's Experimental Lab to equip the Airforce with prototype F-35X-armed with a new kind of experimental Propulsion system that allows them to exceed 5.4 Mach. Heil Seeme.
Now lets put some fear into them......
And were the F is Werwolf? Anyone have any idea were he is.
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might be out in the forests of Deutschland, hunting Deers with his Karbiner.
Well, I'm Moving my Heeresgruppe Seeme (Army Group Seeme, Compoising of the 12th Panzerjager Div, the 5th Panzer, the 3rd Panzer, the 2nd Panzergrenadier, and the 23rd Calvary.) Up through Kazackhstan, using some experemental New Artilley 124-Pounder to punch holes through Soviet Defences.
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Who are you guys even fighting against? ??? ??? ???
Seriously?
And nobody cares about the bridge? Guess I just can take it then. :D Nobody cares about it anyway...
I'll lock it up in a safe somwhere hidden then.
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Well Toorstain u seem to be dreaming again. ;D
While the entire Empire is distracted by the party, i add more troops to the Gundam defensive line near our Japanese Bridge. Fear the Seeme-Gundam Corps. Heil Seeme.
Still Imperial Bridge.......
Your troops were slaughtered by my trained Gundam Troops and the bridge is still safely in the Empires Hands.
Heil Seeme
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Is Russia token yet?
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I guess we're on the Moscow Defense line now, if we attack on every side with our elite forces, we should push in.
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F*ck you! >:(
Stop ruining my dreams! ;D
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HyperSniper, while pacing in his office, sees a big red button. He unwittedly presses it, and everything goes all slow as it fades. He then wakes up in front of the bridge, with everyone else. Seeme and Newbie groan at him for resetting the bridge game and ruining Seeme's empire.
Resetted bridge. :)
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Ok it seems the Experimental gas i used on Hypersniper seems to work, he went nuts and thinks that he reset the game.
Still our bridge. Oh and i send in some more Japs in 50 foot Mechs to guard the bridge.
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(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/874/837465468.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/837465468.jpg/)
...i emerge from my deer-hunting vacation in the hinterlands of central Europe, carrying an enormous bundle on my shoulder...
MY INDESTRUCTIBLE CARPET OF DOOM IS NOW COMPLETE!!! Seeme Heil!!!
***instruction manual not included.
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my deer hunting therory was true.
The Moscow defensive Line has now fallen!
Time for Poland, Kamerads?
Post Merge: September 13, 2010, 04:53:21 PM
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NOOOOOO!!! I'll defend Poland to death! And remember about famous polish partisans. They won't let you take a breath... ::)
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We will smash all resistance on our crush in Poland, accturly.. I have a plan for the conquest.. commencing in axactly 19:40 GMT
Post Merge: September 13, 2010, 08:42:17 PM
plan ended, current map of Poland:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/6p4xfd.jpg)
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We must save Poland !
Imperial Navy , away !
as we speak , 15 Star destroyers are en route , the seeme empire has no Space technolog so the vastly superior Star wars tech will overrun you !
The Seeme empire is no more , and all of you are taken hostage and emprisoned( except those who were not apart of the seeme empire)
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But, you forgot the Seeme empires direct anti-spaceship Plasma weapons.
I'd halt your cruisiers right there.
Now, we are giving Germany 12 hours to Annex itself.
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As Newbie halts your cruisers i sent in my SCAR forces on prototype SCRAMjets to invade and take over your ships. We destroy your Command Ship and your troops scatter back to your dimension, go back and fight them battles for Middlearth.
Oh and Werwolf can you please check the post i made a week or 2 earlier, i think u can help me with this thing (its called "Stamps")
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Cruisers are much smaller , SD's cant be destroyed by plasma weapons. My invasion still succeeds , so shut up.
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Akalonor; SCRAMjets + SCAR troops inside your main battleship, all of which are mine means I have stopped your invasion force because you have no Command Ship, plus we have an armada of SCRAMjets to destroy your cruisers all of which are armed with special Recoil Launched/Operated Bombs which have an over sized explosive yield strong enough to destroy all of Middlearth, but since space has no meduim to send energy waves through, they only destroy the thing they hit i.e. your cruisers.
We also deploy specialized AAAeX (anit-aeronautical artillery-Experimental), that we in Special Ops developed for Space battales. Plus they have a lovely effective range of unlimited, because missiles can travel infinitly through space, until stopped, at which they explode (Thanks for the Physics Herr Einstien)
Your invasion fails, fool
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yeees what a nerdy shit pile this topic has become
people conquering the world........ ???
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<conquers Pauly3>
Okayyy, that sounded a bit.....wrong. ;D :P
hahahahahaha
My Pauly3.
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Hmm, guess Germany and its Allies (Slovakia, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark, Norway, Spain, Holland, belgium etc.) have surrended themselfs, now fior the push on France.
Post Merge: September 14, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/1z53tiv.jpg)
My Heeresgruppe Seeme, Now with New German forces, has landed on France from the side. Spain & Portugal are backing france, and as we can see, theres a gap in the neo-Maginot line.
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Holy freaking crap. I want this game reset, it's not fun anymore.
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I am deeply depressed because I killed all these lives for no reason at all so I decide to to commit suicide in a bunker. Meaning the Seeme Empire falls, and I magically come back to life. P.S, I have the bridge ;D
You happy folks?
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Now, Newbie lives in a cardboard box along the Maginot Line, as he was left to starve.
However, Heeresgruppe Newbie is still Active, or atleast 2 Divisions. So, the bridge will soon be mine.
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I emerge from beneath the lands of the bridge (my underground bunker in which my forces and me were because was forgotten and isolated till now).
And secure the bridge with sandbags and barbed wired. My bridge.
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Does no one understand the concept of what a Star Destroyer is ???? Neosdark:SCRAM jets wont do sh!t LOL
as for your scar troops..... incinerated.
Thank you Seeme for ending this BS :P
BTT ,
I secure the bridge with my Imperial Armada, the rebellion is nonexistant and SD's have shields that burn flech and metal.....aswell as the imperial stormtroopers ...so no one can get on the SD's and I use the traktor beam to get the bridge onto my SSD :P
My Bridge
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Ehh, I got tired of everyone treating me like Hitler anyway ::)
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Ah bone i just bring in my Ion Cannon and destroy Akalonor completly. No more bull about Stardestroyers or anything. Then i secure the bridge with my SCAR troops (new formation of course) Then we secure the bridge with T-100 tanks and set up Arty and and Counter Arty batteries. Enough STARCRUISERS.
My bridge (its been a while since i said that :)) )
Plus Akalonor do u know what a SCRAMjet is??
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I walk up to Neos and shot him in the back of the head- Alliance Gone!
My bridge!
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I then walk up to seeme and opush him down the hill
My bridge!
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Then my brother, Mesee, Pushes you down the hill. We must kill him!
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Then my evil brother, Noobie. (Still in Roman Army Uni) Snipes Mesee with a Barret M82A4 SNiper rifle.
My Bridge!
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<rolls EVERYONE, including their "brothers", with the indestructible Carpet of Doom and dumps them all into the void>
Mine, all mine. MY BRIDGE. My Precioussssssssss.....
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We then open the void, all team up for 5 serconds, and roll the Carpet down the hill, towards Verwolf. , Before i close the void, jumping out.
My bridge!
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No, all our bridges for 5 seconds! 4! 3! 2! 1!
*Pushes newbie down the hill and gets Mesee to make sure he dosent get back up*
My bridge!
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Wait. laggggggg...
"Mesee has left the game"
I then claim the bridge with a Banna peel Mine (Trips up Tanks)
My bridge!
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Seeme walks throw the rugged city and saw a old building. The doors are rusted. He breaks them open. The room is all dark but one light. He move towards it and theirs the switches. He turns them on, dimly lighting the room. Then, In the corner, he sees a big pile of dust. He wipes it off to see what it really is. And there, right before his eyes, was hes kubelwagon.(With a radio).
*Takes it out for a ride, gets it repaired, drives up the hill and runs over Newbie"
My bridge!
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I nuke the bridge ( i survived Seeme :P ) and kill everything on or near the bridge. Then i say screw the rules, and make myself invincible to all damage, thus my Hp Bar (of 1 :P ) cannot be depleted. Then i single handedly take over the bridge and bring in my new T-43 (also indestructible) to secure it.
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I go on map editor and build a giant wall around you. And now that you are taken care of, I go up to secure the bridge.
My bridge!
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While all this is going on, I order my elephant corps to stampede the bridge. You are all crushed and a marching band comes marching onto the bridge playing 'Einzug der Gladiatoren' (Circus song!) and takes the bridge. Then the Big Top is set up on the bridge and I make millions from HyperSniper's travelling circus!
My (Circus) bridge.
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I enter Hypersnipers Circus to see how it is. I throw peanuts at the clowns and elephants because the SUCK.
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So my security kicks you out, with no refunds. :P
Still my circus, still my bridge.
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I sneak on your circus with a greenpeace group to release the animals and wreak havoc, then I took the bridge and eat peanuts.
My Bridge(supposing you don't have a second plan :-X)
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The circus was just a disguise for my "other" operations. I send in 999th Infantry to round up your hippies.
My bridge!
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Oh yea, I get the 1000th Infantry division and round up everyone from the 999th infantry division and set the hippies free. Then, they go on to take the bridge. I also steal blackbishops peanuts.
My bridge!
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then i Piospam you all.
My bridge!
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Oh yea, I get the 1000th Infantry division and round up everyone from the 999th infantry division and set the hippies free. Then, they go on to take the bridge. I also steal blackbishops peanuts.
My bridge!
The world ends because you cannot go over 999, but I save it by destroying your infantry division and is given the bridge as a gift.
My bridge.
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Then I make the 999 and a half infantry division and get the bridge back
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Hypersniper's rampage frees me from my confines and i thank him by providing him my SCAR troops when ever he wants. Anyway i send my Spetznaz GRU to hunt down Seeme and assasinate him. While that happens i send my Assault Grenadiers and Panzer Jaeger Infantry Armies to slaughter anything on the bridge with me leading the charge in my T-43. FEAR THE NEO.
My bridge (Oh and Hypersniper u can't use my troops against me, but against others they are game)
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My Imperial officers kill Neosdark SCAR & Spetznaz troops, allowing my main infantry to fight his.
(remember this , your SCAR troops & other elite units are DEAD)
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But akaloner manages to fail, 'Cause hes the Prince of failure.
So no one trying to kill me and no one guarding the bridge, I think its safe to say...
My bridge!
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While Seeme says that I push him out the bridge.
My Bridge!!!
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where the hell is my Necronomicon...
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Time for me to send my ELITE (Yhfucaz.) Airborne GSG-9 to snipe Shadow.
My bridge!
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To bad they only had 1 bullet...
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They missed :P
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But I'm taller than you and I was going to push you, so he saved your life or wants to neutralize you by himself :-X... Seeme's bridge yet...
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How rude then >:(
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I use myself (indestrutible :) ) and my T-43 to kill Seeme and reform my SCAR troops (cause u may have killed some of them but not all of them Akalonor) and Spetznaz GRU troops and use them to secure my bridge
MY BRIDGE, oh and Werwolf u forgot your Necronomicon in the previous dimension (where Seeme was Fuhrer) so u can't use it, good luck my friend.
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The second GSG-9 sniper fires at Neosdark, then this happens.
------->0 *BOOM*
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With my awesome K sword, I chop off Newbies head and all hes snipers, taking the bridge for my own!
0
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My cat eats seeme and I take his K sword.and make it My I sword and ^ shield
[,,,](=^,,^=)[,,,]
[:.:]
-----I~=(^)
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/ \
My Bridge !
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My cat eats seeme and I take his K sword.and make it My I sword and ^ shield
[,,,](=^,,^=)[,,,]
[:.:]
-----I~=(^)
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/ \
My Bridge !
lol... Seeme eaten by a cat, that's funny since he doesn't like evil cats/kittens
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(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2954/seemekillcat.png)
I easily break though the cats body with my extra k sword(I got dozens of extra ones) and fight a bloody fight with akaloner resluting in...
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/286/seemekillakaloner.png)
Me chopping akaloners head off.
My bridge!
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I am resurrected by Dr. Horrible ( who promptly escapes the scene) and re engage Seeme :
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6043/fightingseeme.png) (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/fightingseeme.png/)
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9672/fightingseeme2.png) (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/fightingseeme2.png/)
My Bridge !
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My bridge!
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(http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/6429/seemekill.png)
You guys fail >:)
My bridge!
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My bridge. The one you blew up was a Haxor, not me.
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How i got there is irevavent.
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While am safe in my bomb shelter, you all perish in a Nuclear explosion. To bad for you all, I have room for 2. I wonder who I will let in...
After a few mouths of Nuclear winter- My bridge!
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My bridge, i teleported it outside!
(http://i55.tinypic.com/263word.jpg)
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Newbie , love the signature , its like a Mix of CoH , Battlefield , and WoW lol
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Newbie stupidly goes outside and gets killed...
My Bridge!
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Seeme from what I remember I was resurrected by doctor H and ran your head through with a spear.....
My Bridge !
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From what I remember I didn't die and blew you up with a Bazooka and Toorstain shot missiles at you, and before I chopped off you head and now you blew up in a nuclear explosion.
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you didnt say my bridge so its still my Bridge !
My bridge !
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While you argue about the ownership of the bridge I stole it and ran away... my bridge!
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Newbie , love the signature , its like a Mix of CoH , Battlefield , and WoW lol
Thanks, it's orignally scenes from Saving Private Ryan.
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I use Mustard gas on Blackbishop and steal the bridge from him as he dies coughing on the ground. Then i use my Scramjets to take the bridge to Japan were i fortify the bridges with Gundams ( Anti-EMP tech included :) ) armed with Lazer Guns and Lazer Blades.
My bridge, oh and i am wearing a Gas Mask :D
I'm Chargin' my LAZER!!!!
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And ur laz0r backfires, killin u.
My bridge!
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i shoot newbies laywer with my fingerbang *bang* *bang*
and steal the bridge
ha you cant sue a thiev without a laywer
my bridge
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Am sitting in my bunker... making another nuke...
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I nuke Seeme's bunker (and his unfinished nuke) and then use my Tank Cannon Gatling Gun (imagine a revolving Tank barrel) to take the bridge from Pauly. Then i build a new Lazer (that can't backfire on me) and start Chargin it.
My bridge
And I'm CHARGIN MY LAZER V2.0
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your minion shot it off while you were standing in front of it.
I take the bridge and hide it my super secret locked place.
My Bridge
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Umm... It was a Bomb shelter... Its protected from bombs?
For trying to close the Nonstop story topic, I come out of my bunker and push akaloner in the river.
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5171/pushu.png)
Then I go back in to complete my nuke.
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I infiltrate Seeme's bunker and kill him and steal his unfinished nuke. Then i finish it and use it to kill Akalonor. Then i take back my bridge with the Tank Revolver and fortify it with my SCAR troops and Spetznaz troops (which i reformed)
My bridge.
And Seeme a bomb shelter can't protect u against a nuke, if its right on top of you.
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That was newbies bunker..........
My bunker is hidden and no one can find it.
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Oh My God ! Newbie , stop with the SCAR ! Theyre all dead !! the memry is DEAD , now STOP No trainees , nothing !
Newbie commits scuicide by this and its now my bridge.
My Bridge!
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Akaloner? Do you want to be pushed in the River again? You know Drones can survive water, So I suggest you give the bridge to me. Good Boy.
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Fine , Seemes bridge
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Suspicious... Beware Seeme it could have an explosive device or a tracking device or jamming device ::)!!
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I get pissed and form a new Special unit NC-SASeB (Neo Command-Special Anti-Seeme Battalion).
It can't be killed because i also hacked their files and made them invincible. So i have 200 men that can't be killed ;D. I finally defeat Akalonor by throwing him of the bridge with an explosive Concrete block attached to his legs. He can't be rescued but he does have a radio to command his forces for 5 secs every 100 hrs.
Then i take the bridge back from Seeme using the new SASeB Tank Battalion and fortify MY bridge with Ingenery that can build Special Defenses (they are a secret) to kill my enemies.
MY BRIDGE. Also we disabled all of Seeme's explosives by using a new EMP Artillery (all my tanks are armed with Anti-EMP tech) and coat it with a special wax on which Seeme and Akalonor can't walk.
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I gave the bridge to seeme a few posts ago....
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I then teleport the bridge to my body and the men fall into QUICKSAND.
My bridge!
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I get pissed and form a new Special unit NC-SASeB (Neo Command-Special Anti-Seeme Battalion).
Really, I whole thing just to stop me? Thats kinda dumb, since I am the least of everyone worries and am not doing anything. So I then tell akaloner he may have the bridge if he destroyer the Anti-Seeme group, since it not trained to kill Akaloners.
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I detonate the bomb in Seemes bridge and take the remenants nad put them in a private school somewhere in Illinois,
My Bridge
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I told you to kill the Anti-Seeme troops!
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Am waiting...
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Double post >:-(
I alread ydetonated the bridge when the Anti seeme troops were on it , the survivors were recruited into my army.
Still my Bridge,
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But your survivors are actually my henchmen and kick you out of the bridge while I cross it. My Bridge!
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Nuclear bomb almost complete, just need to draw a pretty picture on it. 8)
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Disab;es seemes nuke, making him start again.
MY NUKE DEVICE FING?
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I use EMP strike. nobody can use nuke for a while.
My 1337 pwners jumps around and softscopes everyone with their snipers doing fancy flips and tricks.
(Sorry for MW2 references. ;D)
MY BRIDGE!
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Ohh my nuke isn't electric... I made it special :)
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steals nuke.
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Blows in in Newbies hands, kills all of you, no bridge left, but a piece of it fell inside my bunker so...
My bridge!
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how is this post still going? It's been here for for 4-3 months?
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51 pages and over 750 replies , my Record :D
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I almost got 1,000 posts :D.
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Than Seeme wont be alone anymore ! Oh wait , hes still the only one with the pic so hes still alone.
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I have the world record for the same Avatar the whole time I been here.
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I have the world record for the same Avatar the whole time I been here.
I don't think so ;). What reminds me that I join EF forum at Feb. 19th. of the current year, a week after that I was fired from my job. I guess I used to have bad karma xD.
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Still My bridge People....
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I reach my 1001th post and I took the bridge away from Seeme; but as the nuke destroyed part of it I'm beginning to reconstruct it.
My bridge!
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When you posted that you only have 1000 post ;D
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1308/postdd.png)
So still my Bridge!
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Nope , only 1000 posts , because of WhiteRooks shame I take the bridge away and donate it to Goerge W. Bush , who worships it and declares war on anyone who tries to take it.
No ones bridge !
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Done, I was disguised as Bush and take the bridge.
My bridge :D!
EDIT: When I posted that I had 1001 posts i really thought i have it, because i had 1000 at that moment, and also i had 1001 now but the #1001 was this (http://easternfront.org/forums/index.php?topic=3001.msg48843#msg48843). I should have now 1002. I think the post count is bugged :P. That could explain why RelicModder. has just one post registered.
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No, Modder did something different. I know what he did, but I shouldn't say.
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What did he do ? (send via PM to avoid anything public ) cause I have no idea and am curious.
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He didn't delete his account after writing one post if that's what you think ;).
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I know, that would be stuiped.
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thats what I thought at first, but looked at his profile and still couldnt see what it was :-\
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CoughExtendedCommentCoughCoughForumHackCough
I should stop coughing :-\
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if we space it out:
Cough Extended Comment Cough Cough Forum Hack Cough?
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There's a Website for it. It Affects the Websites Setup. Extended Hack is just 1 of the types of hacks, but its not that bad compared to the other ones. I don't recommend this to anyone since you can get into a lot of trouble. I shouldn't of even mentioned it, but I was surprised you people didn't know that already.
HeHe, My bridge
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There's a Website for it. It Affects the Websites Setup. Extended Hack is just 1 of the types of hacks, but its not that bad compared to the other ones. I don't recommend this to anyone since you can get into a lot of trouble. I shouldn't of even mentioned it, but I was surprised you people didn't know that already.
Blackbishop's Bridge
Fixed ;D.
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>:(
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XD!
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So he forum hacked, Seeme , how do you know this ? Suspicous!
Colors are fun!
Colors are fun!
colors are fun!
Colors are fun!
Can my bridge!
Colors are fun!
Colors are fun!
Colors are fun!
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Hope No one sees this.......
My Bridge
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My Bridge cause I said so.
My Bridge!
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My Bridge 'Cause no one cares what you say.
My Bridge!
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My Bridge cause its in my Signature (Mwahahaha! Volks spam !!)
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My bridge because no one likes your Signature.
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my bridge! because seemes signature is way worse
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My bridge! because you have no signature :).
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My Bridge! Because Blackbishop is to busy helping Newbs fix there game to pay any attention to this topic!
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My bridge 'cos it is.
*Sticks a permanent sign saying "NEWBIE'S" In bridge*
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Paints over it saying "Seeme"
My bridge.
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I volks spammed the bridge and now my engineers have dug in with Flak 36's , bunkers , mortars and Mgs, so
My Bridge
My bridge
My bridge
My bridge
My bridge
My bridge
My bridge
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Sorry, It has to be red to be valid, so My Bridge!
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Actually red is reserved for Devs, since you broke a rule its still my Blue bridge!
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Actually red is reserved for Devs, since you broke a rule its still my Blue bridge!
You dont say it... Green, Red and Blue are color for Devs if you put it like that... My bridge :D!!
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This is reserved for someone who has a Mr.Spam title on him, and it so happens that this is the color that is valid to get the bridge.
My Bridge!
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Forum spammer.
You get shocked and die.
My bridge.
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Then you die because you were so depressed. I come alive and take the bridge.
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I love it how in my siggy it spells "Don't" without the '.
(The Grammar one)
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Than you were burned at the stake for being a spammer.
I than give the bridge to newbie.
Newbies bridge !
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I pull out the rug (actually, the Carpet of Doom) from underneath everyone and take the bridge. ;D
My bridge!
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Oh Look, the Carpet of Doom lead use to a land of bridges!!!!! Its Amazing! I can't believe me eyes, bridges everywhere!
Then you look down, and I grab you and hostel my self up, Leaving you to plunge to where ever that thing leads too.
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I reveal my new Avatar and all bow down in fear!
also , Stain is my BFF , so Russian defense ftw
My Bridge.
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Stuiped Stalin is dead, that avatar looks dead, oh look! Your Dead!
My Bridge.
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Yes, forum is now.. working.
I TAKE THE BRIDGE WITH THE HUMAN WAVE.
URAAAH!
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Hurray, your back.
Now I can do this forum again!
I get 1 MG- your Human Wave Dead.
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sends in second human wave..
UURAAAAH!
MY BRIDGE!
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Get 2 MGs.
My Bridge
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Spam snipers, my bridge.
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I capture and defend the bridge with Sniper spam + Cloaked AT guns + Mortar+ Armored car combo.
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akalonor gets tomohawk'd.
He looses ALL his Manpower, FUEL, MUNI, and has 5 popcap
My bridge.
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I am sad.
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sad people are already dead...i kill the crying seeme from behind and prepare for his 50th ridicilous revival...
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Well all your preparing went to waste, because now am dead for good.(Then I go behind you and throws you into the river)
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Calls in 2 CP Chopper Gunner on Seeme.
My Bridge!
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Chopper then picks me up and lets me fire his MG at Newbie(How nice).
My Bridge!
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Then i SAM Turret you out the sky.
My bridge!
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The Sam the friendly turret offers to attack Newbie for me.
My bridge.
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I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.
My bridge!
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I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.
My bridge!
Seeme is from USA. His army is the most expensive in the world - unbribable!
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I bribe those SAM turrents to attack Seeme.
My bridge!
Seeme is from USA. His army is the most expensive in the world - unbribable!
lol xD
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I come back from the grave with my armada of Spetnaz and Tanks. We obliterate anything near the bridge and destroy all the SAMs. Then we fortify the place with MG-bunkers, camo-ed AT Guns, SPHs, Tank traps, mines, and special Napalm traps. Then we go home to our base and get drunk off Gin & Tonic (which I just got to try today and i love it) and Vodka. Oh yeah, and just to put this out there, all my Tanks are armed with Iron Fist APS anti-missile defenses.
My bridge, gents. ITS SO GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Fist_active_protection_system (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Fist_active_protection_system) - In case anyone is interested in the Iron Fist. I think its pretty cool how far we have come from Armored Skirts and Sherman Sandbags. ;)
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V1 in coming....
My Bridge!
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The Libyan Army's L33TTECH (AK-47's and T-54's) Storm you all, killing the SHITTYTECH American Troops.
My Bridge!
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Then the Americans Get one tank to destroy them all (with all those high tech stuff on tanks these days, this isn't far from true :D)
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Nuke Incoming...
My Bridge!
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Nuke Disabled.....
Go Special Op teams!
Still my bridge!
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I kill your special forces, with my Navy SEALS. We come down the river on seals armed with Clubs, Tomahawks, Crossbows, and MP7s and eliminate everyone on the bridge.After that we set up AAA for missiles and air vehicles. THen we go home to our vodka farm and get drunk..... LEAVE US ALONE U CANNOT HAVE OUR VODKA .....hic...
Our......hic...hic.....hic!!!!!
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Walks past all the AA and AT Defences, Hacks them all, Puts Anti-Infantry Gatling Guns up then Plants my flag.
My Bridge!
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Uses Black ops skillz to take the bridge , then enters Zombie mode, hacks it so they are my minions, and they defend the bridge.
My Bridge!
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Shoots all the zombies(come on, really?) and threatens to kill all your troops with a Nuclear bomb in some island somewhere. They go Oping that, and I get the bridge.
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Ah hah , but seeme has obviously not played Black ops Zombies , they keep on coming, and coming, they are limitless! Bomb shelters ftw , My bridge!
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Oh yea.......
Hacks the Game and Puts a Chair in Front of all the windows....
My bridge!
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Goes into the game and removes the chair for 1000 Creds!
;D
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Jumps on a table, zombies can't get me.
My bridge!(Once the zombies leave)
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But they don't leave , and the nova gas zombies kill you.
My bridge! ( beware of exploding hellhounds)
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Rehacks the game when 50 Zombies, 20 Hellhounds and 10 Crawlers surrond Akalonor to make the Zombies attack him!
My Bridge!
He died btw.
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Shoot the Zombies and Rev Him, lets work together and kill evil Newbie!
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*Picks up pistol and headshots seeme*
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-Pick up Assault Rifle and headshot akalonor-
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Some ramdom guy revs me, gets a RPG and Headshoots Akaloner(I hacked the game to a WaW bodys, you body parts come off E.G your head)
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quick headshots seeme before he shoots me!
My bridge!
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I said Akaloner you nOOb.
Instead of a RPG, I have last stand and Shoot Akaloner that way.
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No last stand from headshots iirc :D
Since you called me a N00b, I respawn and lulspwn you with a Crossbow/ Explosive bolts :D
My Bridge!
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uBer nOOb!
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I walk in with a flamethrower and light all of you and the zombies on fire. Soon to be my bridge 8)
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... beforing being shot in the back with a Draqnov.
My bridge!
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I countersnipe newbie with my K98 without scope
*BANG* bridge is now unoccupied and i switch my position
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I spam airborne zombies that find your position, then stream on that bridge, making a little barbeque with your dead body and then camping there without doing anything. just like a coh bot does after some hours in a game :P
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Then I get seeme zombies to fist fight the other zombies, and then the fight until all there bodies decay. I keep the biggest scariest zombie and he is now my minion.
My Bridge!
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LOOKS @ MR SPAM N LAFFS N SEEME DIEZ
My bridge.
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I blown Newbie's ISP and as he lost his connection the bridge is mine.
My bridge.
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I'm throwing with some stones at blackies head until he runs away and screams for mummy. my bridge.
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Uses a LOIC on Maxi after getting a new ISP and he is deleated from the forums forever.
My bridge!
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I respawn as MaxiKing7, take my MG42 and raattattatt you're down. My bridge.
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I get my Super Soldier, Sgt.Steiner to kill you all!
My bridge.
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soz its lyk Scharfuehrer.
-nerd-
My Bridge!
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200mm rocket artillery.
My bridge & bridge destroyed :D
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Im getting an Arny Schwarzenegger squad to repair the bridge.
My briggedi-bridge ;D
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I hire the Expendables and send them in. My bridge :)
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The A-Team comes in and owns you all.
My bridge!
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I call In God Of war on the bridge and!.....miss everything killing only myself. Your bridge :(
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The Doctor realizes the bridgecan be used to take over the galaxy and hides it in the Tardis (which can not be opened by force, mind you)
N o ones bridge!
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But the DOctor was working for... Me!
My bridge!
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No!!!!
Than I team up with.......Spongebob!
and we take the bridge and hide in our super secret special place!
My Bridge!
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I summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and kill Spongebob (i hate that obnoxious nudist prik) and Akalonor. THen i bring in an armada of Kuriboh to protect the bridge from anything. You cannot take back the bridge because of my big, black, hairy balls of FURY!!!!! They just keep multiplying.
My Kuriboh guarded bridge. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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I was waiting for that move... This and this:
Infinite Dismissal (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061114052424/yugioh/images/2/2c/InfiniteDismissalPSV-EN-C.jpg) & Dragon Capture Jar (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081031001611/yugioh/images/6/6b/DragonCaptureJarTP3-EN-C-UE.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061114052424/yugioh/images/2/2c/InfiniteDismissalPSV-EN-C.jpg)(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081031001611/yugioh/images/6/6b/DragonCaptureJarTP3-EN-C-UE.jpg)
My bridge ;D.
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*Pushes up glasses*
lets see...
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7373/caard2.jpg)
(= Bye Bye commanders!)
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5225/card4b.jpg)
(=bye bye Hero units)
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7186/card3o.jpg)
(=bye Bye infantry)
&(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/412/card5a.jpg)
(=bye bye big beasties)
You have no power here ,yu-gi-oh wormtongue ;)
My Bridge :D !
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While your vader led army takes the bridge emperor pal patine fires his new death star at them...vengance for being thrown into the reactor by vader last time :). My Bridge !...well whats left of it anyway.
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hey akaloner what kind of shitty card game is this?
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(http://my.curse.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.UserFiles/00.02.67.96.67/ChuckNorris-Pokemon-card.jpg)
My Bridge!
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While all of you is playing that little card game on the table (Nerds) I walk to the bridge and claim it for myself.
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There was a trap hole where you stand and you fell on it. My bridge!
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then we realise Seeme and Blackbishop are Cards, the real fight is Vs Me and Akalonor.. a fight of cards!
I choose you!
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/70199986/Stallion_Duck_Pokemon_Card_by_nightmarexpunk.jpg)
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/113/d/3/Adolf_Hitler_Yugioh_card_by_Mrwhyshame.jpg)
We. Are. SPARTA!
My Bridge!
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Oh No , What Am I to do ?! Nooo!....
......
......
I know....
First I play Lenin!
(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/5706/leninfuhrerquartettb1.jpg)
Than play the all mighty himself,
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/9935/chucknorrisu.jpg)
Than Advance him to chuck norris Supreme! by combing him with God and Lenin!
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4421/images2wf.jpg)
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9485/chucknorrissupremecard2.jpg)
and Allow Satan to take any Damage dealt towards norris that is not blocked!
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3269/images1hr.jpg)
My Bridge Thanks to my Chuck Norris BFF!
And chuck norris only has ONE weakness. Only he who guesses it shall get the Bridge (lets face it, NOTHING beats Chuck)
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I send in an army of my Hitlerjugend armed with paddles! The only thing to ever knock out chuck norris! My bridge !
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false! Chuck norris Round houses the HitlerJugend and continues ruling the bridge.
Still mine!
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(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/8308/norrisfailqy3.gif)Ok. So I send in techno viking with paddles.(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/WildWilliams2/Motivational/TechnoViking-1.jpg)
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I somehow get out of my card and stop ripping up all your stuiped other cards. Then, while you are all crying and begging your mum and dad to buy you some more cards, I take the bridge.
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I call you Mr. SPam and as you cry, I magically make myself full Vulcan and take the bridge.
My Bridge.
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I then 0wn His Lenin Army as he takes the bridge with...
(http://pokemoncardmaker.org/temp/1291734983~78119.jpg)
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And then Stalin falls to the ground dead with an energy sword through his belly. I sent in an army of cloaked Elite Zealots. My bridge!
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I launch my Green Army Men invasion and burn your forces to the ground with plasma!(my troops are immune!) My Bridge!
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I finish my preparations and activate my moon base. It uses REALLY BIG mirrors to melt anything on the bridge. BYE BYE ARMY BOYS. Then I destroy all trees, to stop people from playing with these childish cards (which i quite obviously brought up :P)
Me and my soldiers occupy the bridge, so MY BRIDGE
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I have 1 little Hand Held Mirror and point back your beam, Base Destroyed. Then I happily Walk until the Bridge.
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And Get killed with an S-Mine.
My Mined bridge!
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I ambush Akalonor and thrown him to the minefield!
My bridge.
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Then One of Akaloners Legs hit Blackbishop and knock him into the mine field, My Birdge!
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And then I blow up your mine field with an arty strike.I then proceed onto the bridge with a battle group of panthers supported by panzer grenadiers.
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Im going for Brens with NGs and Roos with Piatpeople so your Panthers got no chance to hold the bridge
My bridge.
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I send in snipers to take out your Ng squads and marder3's to take out your vehicles. I then lock down the bridge with flakverling and 88 flack supported by mortat halftracks. My bridge!
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I send 3 V1s and 2 V2s to obliterate your force, then my panzer column cross the bridge.
My bridge!!
lol 60 pages and 888 replies :)!
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I call in 3 Henschel Combat Air Patrol 's destroying your panzer. I then move into the bridge With lock down marder3's and Fallschirmjager.
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lol 60 pages and 888 replies :)!
I feel so proud!
I call in firestorm and!.....destroy my own base (*!?@)
your bridge.
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Well no disputes for a few days. Guess this truly makes this my bridge. For the fatherland and the third Reich! Sieg!
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the german police arrest you.
Polizei Bridge!
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You Gotta Remember that the Germans these days don't want to mention the Reich ;)
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well at least not in a good way
you can slander the nazis or reveal truths about them but you shouldt glorify them
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I was joking. Figured since I was using natzis it would be funny. Forgive me if I offended anyone. I do not actually support natzis in anyway. Just got excited I guess. Me and my friends here do jokes like that all the time. My bad.
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still.
it's my bridge.
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while all of you were distracted, i replaced Newbie's bridge for a fake one.
My bridge!!! ;D
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I was joking. Figured since I was using natzis it would be funny. Forgive me if I offended anyone. I do not actually support natzis in anyway. Just got excited I guess. Me and my friends here do jokes like that all the time. My bad.
We know, no need to blame yourself. Am an American, anyway.
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Hehe...
I'm attacking blackbishop's bridge with an army of PAPERTANKS like these:
(http://walki12.wa.funpic.de/papertank.jpg)
Your troops are scared and run away!!!
Haha!
My bridge!
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hahaha!!! ;D
Nice move @walki1 ;D!
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Then it rains destroying the army of paper tanks. I proceed to lock down the bridge with barbed wire tank traps and mg and mortars.
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I arty your troops and defend it with an SS company, My bridge!
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I brainwash a Battalion of sturmov ingenery and send them in to burn out your SS company. I lose many men but take the bridge. My bridge!
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Can I buy stock, 40% of the Shares.
My 40% of the Bridge!
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Global economic crisis occurs causing alot of economical stuff to happen resulting in the bridge becoming worthless and you losing your shares
My (worthless) Bridge!
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I buy the bridge with $1, my bridge.
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I, as a top manager, take a huge credit from the state and hire pros to build a bridge, than crisis comes in, my company goes bankrupt, however I receive a "golden parachute" (loads o' moneys ;D) and don't really care about your bridge.
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The Bridge becomes Communist and I as the Leader, take the bridge in name of the government.I then defend it with posters promoting Communism.
My Communist bridge!
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I wait 50 years until your communism gets corrupted and falls. Then I buy Bridge as big corporation from US and I bribe all lawyers to confirm that the bridge is mine!
My bridge!
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I start WWIII and blow all your units (you too) off the bridge with a tactical nuke!
My bridge!
btw what do you think about my model? :D
You can guess what it should be :P.
http://walki12.wa.funpic.de/papertank.jpg (http://walki12.wa.funpic.de/papertank.jpg)
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Looks good, but i think devs aren't allowed to guess ;D. As you were distracted i capture the bridge. My bridge.
That reminds me of one picture (http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/12513247729450.jpg) i saw a time ago.
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/12513247729450.jpg)
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WTF? I still own 40% of the birdge, a depression wont stop me!
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As the stock market goes down in the depression I invest and buy the other 60%. Convincing them to sell it to me beings as I already own over 50%. I then send in hippies to protest all the communists and set up a love camp on the bridge for peace. My 70'S rad bridge man 8)
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I battledroid spam with my robot B1's
I also dump radioactive wast in a 100 mile radius around the bridge, killing any organic that comes within range.
(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3396/85065914.jpg)
My Star wars bridge!
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I call in the covenant armada to glass your droid army and toxic waste from orbit. I then beam down my army of brutes and grunts with shade turrets and seraph fighter cover. My fanatically religious bridge!
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Guess we lost guys, no one can beat that.
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But what do you do if the Marines land with a lot of Spartan support?
Thats right, your forces scatter and die!
My Noble Team bridge!
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I teleport the bridge to Mustafar, where all you marines die from toxic ash, then I teleport it to my SSD over a secret moon.
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Thrawn studies you, finds the SSD and his Noghri Commandos storm the ship. You lose, i take the bridge.
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Can you place it back on Earth? My Space Suit is Broken. :(
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I become overwhelmingly bored by the lack of users' activity, news 'bout the mod and black tea with no sugar!
My bridge!
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I have sugar in my tea!
My bridge!
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But I changed the sugar for salt previously, while you go to ask for the real sugar... My bridge!!
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Im blowing your salt mines up with my satchel charges, so no salt is available. My sugar, still your bridge.
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This is still in space...
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I don't know of any salt mines in space ;D
But if you like:
I storm the bridge with 5 Sniper Aces and 5 ISU 152's.
Finally, my bridge!
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I storm in the control room and change the course to earth; then the ship crashes somewhere in the earth and everyone is knocked out except me ;D... My bridge!
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I then arty strike the crashed ship and manage to salvage the bridge. My mostly destroyed bridge! P.S Someone should probably find a way to get it back over a river or something :P.
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Me and the 414 Regiment, Galendian Marine Corps (My Old Star Wars roleplay faction ;D) Storm into the bridge, killing all then repairing it.
My bridge!
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I bring in a battalion of my finest Spetznaz armed with Fat Man rifles and destroy all Star Wars references within the same galaxy. Then we destroy all the sugar plantation in the world, NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO USE CINNAMON MWAHAHAHA.
My bridge, no sugar for your tea.
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I, after months of planning call in a weapon that you can't bring down.
The B-Company, Marlow, Haggard, Sweetwater, and Sarge.
Haggard wants to bring down the bridge
Sarge yells at him and finds a sign that says "Newbie"
Haggard tells him to relax
Haggard argues with Sweetwater over to blow up the bridge or not
Haggard puts the C4 down anyways
neosdark's Spetanaz battalion tries to storm the bridge
Haggard gets his M95 out
Sarges tells him "to put that goddamn thing away!"
A random Tuk-Tuk flies across the bridge from the vietnam expansion with gold in it
Haggard snipes the driver
Haggard tries to get the dead guy out of the drivers seat but neosdark steals the truck
Marlow grabs the C4 detonator and presses the button
C4 turns out to be a dud
The Tuk-Tuk runs out of gas
Sarge calls in air support and marks their position and the enemys
A C-130 drops a box instead
Marlow opens it and calls Sarge over
Sarge reads it and it says F*** you
Haggard see the Tuk-Tuk, out of gas and runs, under enemy fire, shoves neosdark out of the drivers seat, and pushes the Tuk-Tuk to the squads hummve
Haggard than starts to put the gold in the squads hummve.
Sarge goes up to Haggard and demands an explanantion for the "wise a** moves"
Haggard says that the gold belongs to him and only him and gets in the hummve.
The Spetanaz start a push for the other bank
Sweetwater tells Sarge of this and the squad gets in the hummve
Sarge, who has become impatient, runs over the Spetanaz and Marlow, who had put down new C4 after the old ones had failed the explode, blows up the bridge
Marlow mows down the remaining Spetanaz and B-Company goes back to base
No ones bridge.
(Haggard): "Hey Sweets, don't ya want to play them cards with umm' a Newbie"
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Mr Defence took the WRONG Bridge.
I take the RIGHT Bridge.
My Bridge!
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You took the wrong Bridge too, you have to take the left bridge ;D
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Haha you're all wrong, I played thimblerig with the bridges so neither the left, nor the middle, nor the right bridge is the RIGHT one. I surreptitious deleted all bridges in WB so all of you cowards have to search my secret new bridge that I placed somewhere in FOW ;D ;D
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I just build a new bridge, screw playing hide and seek. Then i bring in a platoon of Vitez MVD troops armed with AK200s and Heartbeat sensors to find Maxi and his bridge, blow them both up. Then we go home to vodka farm, completely abandoning the engineers to their fate. Who cares about them, we have VODKA.
Someones bridge???
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I'm not dead yet so still my bridge^^
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I send you many death threats until your terrified and have to be put in a mental hospital,
My Bridge
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I find a pickaxe and run it through Akalonor's head. The Vitez guys fortify the bridge, while my command vehicle retreats to SPACE!!! (the codename for my secret vo........ I shouldn't tell you guys, you will find it)
My bridge
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Bad company finds the right bridge and kills you all.
Bad companys bridge!
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The A-team Paradrops from a Flying M1A1 SEP3 Abrams onto the Bad Company, and takes the bridge!
A-team Bridge!
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My B-Team beats the crap out of your A team....
My Bridge!
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My C commander kills everything......you know why? Cause the Leader is Chuck Norris!
My Chuck Norris Bridge!
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Chuck, (who has been used in about 500 different times and ways in "My Bridge") can't stand a chance against the new and improved B-Company Now with a M1A2 Abrams.
No beats Haggard
(Haggard's Bridge!)
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False!
Dwight Schrute will beat haggard, and he does with advanced logic. He than Gives it to me out of Pity and returns to the Office. While I defend it with Nature!
My Bridge!
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I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov (haha invincible NPC FTW) to burn down your pathetic Nature with my ROKS2/3 Flammenwerfer and prototype Weather Control Tech (ty, to my Chimera comrades for that stuff).Then we eliminate Bad Company in an epic battle, in which we personally shot them into their heads 50 times and blow up their tank. To deal with Chuck Norris we bring in Sergei Kozin, The Monster of Magadan (from BO) and their fight blasts them into an alternate dimension, where they continue to fight for eternity.
Meanwhile Reznov, Petrenko, and I, take the bridge.
The Bridge of the Motherland (Technicly mine, but i must keep up Soviet apperances)
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I go into the games files deleting Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov's file for invincibility I then lower there health to.5.I then have my sniper head shot as I sneak up behind the NPC's and kill them with a spoon. Like so HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y#ws).My bridge.
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You forgot to kill me, not that you can, i'm unkillable (due to previously unstated reasons, which i won't state). Seeing my opportunity i steal the snipers rifle and shoot him in the head with it at point blank range then, I teleport myself into the same dimension as Chuck and Sergei and convince them both to join my team (I gave Chuck his own dimension to rule as God and Sergei recieved life times supply of vodka, 15 bottles (since we all know he won't live past the 15th bottle)) Then we kill Cooly and dig up Akalonor's body to kill him again and then put you in one grave and shoot a Chuck Fist into your grave causing it to implode on itself.
My bridge (Chuck has gone to his dimension and Sergei is on the 14th bottle)
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Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you
Zomb Bridge
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I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov
Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So anything neos said it wrong.
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MASON THEN BLOWS SEEMES HEAD OFF
MY BRIDGE
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I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov
Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So anything neos said it wrong.
I guess someone hasn't seen the Maverick code eh Seeme
How to Crack the Call of Duty Black Ops Code (1st on the internet) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLZlfHGo-Ro#)
Oh and neither of them die in WoW so it doesn't matter. They survived at least one game.
Anyway, I break into Mason's programing and tell him to kill Newbie, with a HEADSHOT, again as it seems.
My bridge
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Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you
Zomb Bridge
You still haven't managed our classic, stereotypical, baddasses. Therefore its still zomb bridge. UNTIL Dempsey gets the Zeus Cannon and the Wunderwaffe (which I hacked into Kino).
Let me guess, the counter to Dempsey is Chuck and is always Chuck. Therefore, prepare for a new weapon.......
INSTA-KILLLLLLL.... (and something else)
Dempsey Bridge!
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Umm okay Instakill it is, I hack your Instakill to make it work for my self and snipe Dempsey and then you with a Colt 1911.
My bridge
ZOMBIES FTW
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I grab the nuke that dropped and you all die whit the zombies (kaboom!) I than put the bridge under Sheogoraths care, and us oblivion players know what happens when you attack Sheogorath (you get teleported above a pit, and its scripted you die soo....)
My Bridge!
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Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared..... ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.
I claim victory!
Ammo to the max ya!
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Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared..... ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.
I claim victory!
Ammo to the max ya!
I slap Mr Defence and tell him to play fair (or correctly... meh) thus losing the respect of zomb chuck and the 3 guards who turn on him and then leave
My (BETRAYAL... Booted) Bridge
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A admin Closes the Topic
And leaves it as
Raider's Bridge
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Aha, but those guards have no way back as they are from zombies so those guards (Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen) still are my guards, AND Zomb Chuck can't get back and he's still eating all your dead corpses. Plus your all dead so I win.
My bridge forever, your all dead and My guards can pwnz you, and Zomb Chuck can Round-House Kick you.
Its over I win FAIR AND SQUARE ;D
(Admin, please lock topic, we came to a conclusion and the rest is spam)
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Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.
SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.
My bridge
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Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.
SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.
My bridge
Sorry, but all you've got, is 5 squads of conscripts (out of 95), since there's a limit on 'em. :'(
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Well since we went back to the beggining we also went back to patch 1.0, unlimited conscripts
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I call in the V1 rocket rain and destroy everything except the bridge!
My Bridge!
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So wait so I won the first round? ???
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If I have won the first round, I call back Zomb Chuck, and the 3 guards leaving them for latter use, BUT I use the teleporter to teleport to the 1.30 and Otheer update. It's so unbalanced that my 5 Uber Tigers run your conscripts over. Then, I MG-34 spam the bridge leaving arty as your only option, but I hire Al-Qaeda Executioners to hold citizens from all your countries hostage (expect the US, my country ;D).
My Al-Qaeda Bridge (no offence intended)
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I'm also American (born in NYC :) ), Mr.Defence, and my parents came from Soviet Ukraine so I don't really care about my own people (SACRIFICE FTW). I drop a nuke on the bridge destroing Al-Qaeda and killing Osama. I collect the bounty for his death and refit my army with Leopard II tanks, T-100 Ogre tanks and AN94s w/Akaban noob tubes.
We get a Chucksorsist to put the Zomb Chuck back to peace, through a Roundhouse Kick Ceremony (More like a Contest). Then we take the bridge and fortify it.
MY BRIDGE.
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I open the cheat mod and delete all your units and Ranger spam the bridge.
1000 Ranger Bridge!
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Then the internet is down, and I am the only one who has the Bridge Map File.
My Bridge!
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I go to Seeme's house disguised as Police Officer and confiscate his PC alleging he was using pirate software. My bridge.
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>:(
I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform >:().
I get my computer back, my bridge!
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>:(
I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform >:().
I get my computer back, my bridge!
lol xD!
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I just use the cheat mod to delete your units, and I commando spam it.
Cheat Bridge!
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Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!
My Bridge
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Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!
My Bridge
But the commando and ranger spam always works Hitler loses it about the balance in CoH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjbGi0x3kg#noexternalembed). So I download the file from Seemes computer and install the bridge. I catch Seeme on mp setting up a game for the map "Bridge" and with cheat mod, I pio spam his HQ so much his Computer freezes forever. (Now I have to pwnz that n00by brother of his >:( nvm ill get Hitlers scherk spam to pwnz him, although he might get pwnzed himself)
"While the british drive their big buses to the fuel!!!!!"
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I wise man once told me all problems can be solved by kicking........
SO, i just nuke the battlefield, again :P. All things within 25 miles die from radiation poisoning.
I send in my armada of SCAR Battalions (millions of Spetz-Guards and 10k T-90s and Leopard 2 tanks) to take the bridge (Thank god for Haz-mat suits)
My bridge. I just wonder where i keep getting these nukes from ???
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I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!
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... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73Kt7qhOtFI/TRD60gCUN_I/AAAAAAAADOs/Scoy1tEcqYc/s1600/Heavy_Metal1.jpg)
ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!
... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)
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... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73Kt7qhOtFI/TRD60gCUN_I/AAAAAAAADOs/Scoy1tEcqYc/s1600/Heavy_Metal1.jpg)
ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!
... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)
A nice one! ;D
But with strelkys not being disabled, the bridge is still mine!
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:)
as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!
I guess that solves all problems.
:)
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as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!
I guess that solves all problems.
:)
No matter how heavy is your metal ::) , the upped strelky withstand it and reply with the led rain, that brings your metal down. ;D
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Hahaha I got you!
Lead is metal - you've just increased my Metal Power!
BTW, this game is like 6-year old children quarell. Anyway I like it :)
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Super nuclear sub-atomic nano goliath that can destroy anything (patent pending) sneaks in an blows bridge up, before transporting the pieces to another dimension in a reconstructing it in a form yet unknown to man...
My obtuse banana!
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OK, the banana is yours, but with my launch detecting and rocket destroying system (not even introduced in the "west"), I still dominate The Bridge!
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I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!
Never actually played RA3. Anyway i move into the area with my elite Alpha troops and completely wreck the rocket detection system. Then we launch a multi-dimensional ICBM that lands in the same dimension as Burro's banana and blows it up. I go home and open a portal to another dimension and I proceed to work on my new Ost concept (half-year in the making :) ) Then i call in the Vitez brigade to guard the bridge and the remains of Burro's banana.
My Bridge and Banana
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Never actually played RA3.
Good. It was awful.
The Bridge and Banana being in the same place at the same time causes a paradox in the space time continuum, tearing the Universe apart. Everything that there ever was ceases to exist...
Except a bridge... my bridge.
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I go back in time and prevent the bridge from ever being built! Now I am the only person who knows about the bridge that could have been!
My (Hypothetical) bridge!
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Never actually played RA3.
Good. It was awful.
Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.
That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.
Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge
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Never actually played RA3.
Good. It was awful.
Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.
That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.
Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge
Oh the lolz, you are just giving the bridge to me. My name is Boris in RL, and i have just taken your bridge. I use the prototype Fat Man rifle i keep in my backpack to destroy everything around me, that isn't me of course :D
I quickly call in my Vitez CT troops to fortify the bridge again
My bridge (Fallout FTW!!!!)
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Then yo get gang raped by Feral Ghouls (No Ghoul mask for you!) since you ran out of Mini-nukes.
I than use a gatling laser to kill all the ghouls and take the bridge, placing it at the entrance to Vault 87 ( which has +3000rads a second, with you only being able to withstand 1000 rads total. Also, the nridge is guarded by an army of supermutants & Supermutant behemoths. So No ones bridge!
(fallout3 ftw!)
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Hmmm, what should i do?????
OH WAIT I'LL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM LIKE A SOLVE EVERY OTHER PROBLEM IN MY LIFE. BY NUKING EVERYTHING IN A 500 YARD RADIUS. AND I'M STARTING WITH YOU BINKYBOY.
As usual I pull a couple of thousand nukes from out of my secret underground B!@#$%^&%^*0!@# and use them to destroy all the mutants, by mutating them to the point where they can no longer survive on Earth. Then I raid Vault 87 with my Spetznaz troops in HAZmats. We capture and execute everyone. Then we take the bridge and secure it for the trillionth time.
My irradiated bridge
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In then Infiltrate the noob GLA Troopers who Kill everything without reading your post.
My Bridge!
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I then send in BOTH original companies of spartan III's supporting the normal anti radiation clean up team and wipe your men out leaving my men to hold the now clean bridge and set up anti missile defense systems. My bridge ;D
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I kill them all by detonating a nuke from underground, which i previously hid there for no obvious reason :P . I mop up the survivors with my GAU Avenger minigun mounted on my personal Leopard 2 (It looks kinda like a Tiger Ace, but instead of the Reich Eagle on top it has an Israeli Flag and it has thin lines of silver-red in the black)
My bridge. Oh did i mention the tank was indestructible??? Well now's a good time to mention that 8) .
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Then I make a dock for boats to go back and fourth, makeing the Bridge useless.
My Dock!
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I use my Leopard 2 to destroy your docks and cover the entire river (or what ever body of water it covers) with a thick layer of Ice under which i hide dry ice.
MY BRIDGE
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I then plunge your leopard into a 4 mile deep sink hole I dug when I had my men entrench. I then send an African death squad to fill the hole in and hole the bridge. My narcoticly enhanced bridge :).
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I send Michael Bay and his mind (explosions + Megan Fox = money) to direct another really bad transfromers movie, you all leave after the first 10 minutes and I buy the bridge.
Michael Bay Bridge!
And I can't believe that Hitler lost against seemes brother a few pages ago, (hes still ranting about that you know) i.e THAT F***ING NOOB RIFLE SPAMMED ME, WITHOUT MY SRECKS I"M....... *talks to officer* HE WHAT, OH WELL F*** HIM!!!
P.S. company of heroes tank jump (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBCjszzBpns#)
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I use my tanks torque to literally drill a hole into the nearest soft land, and emerge out with my tank. Then i return to the battlefield with my upgraded Leopard 2HT (Hover Tank) that you cannot sink into the ground, and is now armed with a 145 mm Cannon. I quickly kill Micheal Bay and Megan Fox and occupy the place with my NECTAR Spetz-troops
My bridge
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I sued neo because I own the bridge and I take his hover tank. Michael Bay also appears out of a shell hole and makes a 5th crappy transfromers movie.
My hover tank bridge!
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My hover tank self destructs because it is wired to blow up if my DNA signature is not located inside it when its driving. With you dead, I build a brand new hover tank based on the K2 Black Panther tank chassis. Then i finish off Micheal Bay by throwing him into another dimension, in which he suficates. Then i build a new bridge, that is much more well designed than the old one and blow the old one up.
My New bridge.
Did i mention that the bridge and my tank are indestructible??? Yea now's a good time to mention that.
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I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.
My New Bridge
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I wasn't in the tank, i was getting it repaired :( .......
YOU KILLED MY TANKY. Thts 2 in one farkin week >:(
I quickly get over my grief hunt you down with my .44 Anaconda, then throw you into the same dimension into which i threw Micheal Bay, and throw in this time i CLOSE THE PORTAL. GOOD BYE TANKY you will sorely be missed.
On happier note I make a new one :D based on the Abrams chassis, with EMP-prevention and Magnetic field distruption systems
Still my new bridge
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I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.
Unfortunately for you I had already closed the portal so I am still around and I LOLHAXZOR your tank and overwork the emp and magnetic field disruptors making the tank crush like a tin can (with you in it). I then call upon half of all the CoD fan base... the campers, to defend the bridge.
My (New) LOLHAXZOR'D Bridge
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You all are stuiped....
I walk across the ice....
My smarter idea!
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I use my own hack to bring myself back to life in the game, by stealing Seems data and mutating it into me (like the Agent that got disconnected in Matrix). Doing this i turn the campers into versions of me until all that is left is Raider and then i have an epic battle with him where he kills all my doubles and himself, and a lot of glitching and blah happens and im on top of the bridge in my new HAXZOR-proof tank (with all the previous upgrades including invicibility)
My tank....... err bridge
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Since my body is still in the crushed tank, I regain consciousness use the portal gun from portal to teleport out of the tank. Then I use a teleporter to teleport to 1945 and I get a really pissed of hitler (who just lost to seeme's brother's rifle spam in automatch and got de-ranked to level 9) to join my quest to control the bridge (and to kill seeme's brother) and then I teleport to 1942 to get Rommel to help me with the Africa Corps to take over the bridge. Then we see seeme and seeme's brother and hitler tackles his bro (a n00by move) and seeme runs home to his mommy (boo-hoo). While hitler is beating the living s*** out of seeme's bro shouting YOU F***ING N00B, I'LL KICK YOUR F***ING @$$, RIFLE SPAMMER, me and Rommel hold the bridge with the africa corps and watch a anger management hitler beat the s*** out of seeme's bro.
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Okay...... well i sneak up behind u and steal the portal gun and i make a portal, push you through and use my new Mega tank to destroy Hitler and his Schreck spam, then i kill Seeme's brother.
Still my bridge
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I think you have forgot that I own the bridge so I sue you twice and I still have the Africa corps. Plus, Rommel uses the teleporter to come and save me.
Still my bridge.
Neo, is it just me, or are we the only ones still arguing over the bridge. ???
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His teleporter dumped him in Kino der toten and he was eaten by zombies, I then use my droid army to take the bridge.
My bridge.
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Why did you kill my brother? You like killing 10 year olds! You sick, twisted, evil man! What the Heck is your problem! He was just playing with his red fire truck! He was innocent! I will have my revenge!*I then hide in a secret hideout where no one can find.
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I then emp the bridge destroying your droid army. And nonchalantly walk up to it. My bridge!
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Am still in my bunker, hiding deep underground. I will have my revenge, if it kills me, I will have my revenge!
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Am still in my bunker, hiding deep underground. I will have my revenge, if it kills me, I will have my revenge!
If your going to get revenge, go kill Hitler, (he got pissed off at your bro because of a n00by rifle spam and got him de-ranked, not my fault and neo killed him, Hitler simply got all anger management on him).
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I escape from Kino through HAXORZ, and return to CoH. I quickly trigger the nuke button run far away and let it destroy Mr.Defence since i have nothing against anyone else. I quickly rebuild my army and a brand new hover tank based on the AT-AT. Did i say AT-AT?? Well that's what i meant. I use its indestructibleness to take the bridge and
MR DEFENCE I BUILT A NEW BRIDGE (THE OLD ONE, which u owned was destroyed, by no particular person)
So my new bridge.
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Plasma mines destroy your hovertank ( the repulsorlift pushes down soo...) and I then give the bridge to a paranoid seeme.
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I find seeme's brother's body and use a quick revive to get him on his feet while Rommel, who haxed his way out of Kino to take control of the Africa corps and he and his corps goes home to Germany, 1942. I get seeme's brother back to life (Hint: I didn't, he wasn't dead ;D) and take him to the bridge and he and seeme goes home, and I buy the bridge and move it next to the Great Lakes Naval base up here in Illinois. Then I all pay you 100,000 dollars a piece (except for neo because now seeme's parents are all pissed at me so I pay you 20,000 dollars) to leave the bridge alone and I invite you all to come to the new bridge (which now has a dock) to come on my huge boat.
Vacation Bridge!
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HMM 20k, is not enough for the guy with his own army. Ehh ill take it anyway as peace offering, and i won't come on your boat cause its is obviously a trap and i don't want to act out of character. I go home.
Still Defence's bridge
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I take your payment.But not because I wont attack but because your trespassing on my property! They wont tell you but I own the lake! I then sink your ship and take ownership of the bridge moved onto my land.My bridge!
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A 747 going out of Midway crashes into your bridge, destroying it and your followers.
I take the bridge and hide it in the desert.
My Hidden bridge,
(btw, I used to live in Oglesby, which is between La Salle-Peru and Utica by Starved Rock.)
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What happened to seeme's bro with the red fire truck?
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We are ate home. We realized were to cool to be fighting over a bridge 8)
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I find Akalonor's hidden bridge and quickly use my Jolly Green Giants to move it out of there. Then i put it back were it belongs, IN GERMANY (which is why all the factions are fighting for it). I then go home to watch T.V. Leave me alone, I'm with my vodka.
Germany's bridge
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Calling in SAS Raiders from the Royal Marine Commando Bridage. Supported by .50 cal jeeps and RR Jeeps. Together they pwn Germany!
My Bridge.
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Fear my Flak 88's, MG42's and Panzershreck-armed Sturmtruppen!
My bridge
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Fear my MEGAMORTAR and my one-man engineer-squad!
My Bridge! 8)
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Fear my banhammer!
My Bridge :D
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Fear my LOLHAXZORs and tracing software. And to reinforce my claims i bring in an army of 1 million Hummels and 2 million IS-3 tanks armed with nuclear tank and arty shells. Fear my HAX.
My bridge. ;D
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your nuclear tanks are shoothing but there's a turret malfunction in every tank. They blow up... The whole area around the bridge contaminated. I send some robots... like these out of empire earth...
My Bridge!
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EMP & Nuke blast the bridge in a 10k radius, forcing us into a post nuclear age , but humans survive it [After all we are all descendants of hairdressers and essentially the fragments of a useless 3rd of a functioning society :) ]
I establish the Brotherhood of Steel and we protect the bridge with our Gatling lasers and advanced weaponry!
My (fallout) Bridge!
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I spam Light Support jeeps combined with cheat mod to simply control the bridge and take over the world (and Higgins boat, from world builder ;D).
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I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.
My bridge
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I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.
My bridge
You forgot about the jeeps in the Higgins boat so they come on to land and kill ur tanks
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you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.
My Bridge!
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you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.
My Bridge!
NNNOOO
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Umm, i screw the rules.
My bridge for no obvious reason
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No one listens to you because you didn't follow the rules. Its still Akaloners bridge.
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I smack Seeme with the backside of my hand and then procede to launch an assault on the bridge with an unspecified number of troops.
My bridge
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I call the only one greater than chuck Norris, God, and Vladimir Putin combined, Temeura Morrison. A.K.A. the Earth equivelant of Jango Fett.
My Bridge.
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Too bad they didn't answer you call....
My bridge!
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I bring in the combined might of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series and my Ghost squads to kill Seeme. Then when they bring me his dead carcass i throw it in to a volcano from which escape is imposible and then fly away on my Heli.
My bridge
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I then airdrop in thousands of self powering 60 ft hd screens and force all of you to watch Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu.As your brains melt i go in putting you all out of your misery and take the bridge. I the proceed to make my own hideout at the bridge that is invisible and has qualities that are top secret ;). My Bridge!
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My troops are elite Ghost troops, watching Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu was part of basic training to prep them for all forms of random nonsense (and cause i really like the manga ;D ), so your brain-melting tactic fails and we just retake the bridge.
My bridge
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We could almost make a mod on this topic. It would only replace US and PE (not enough ideas/units for the other 2) and to add a game modes called fun mode (i.e. Chuck Norris buildable) and the normal game modes that we all love. Any ideas?
Edit: Came up with a few, here are the doctrines (this is a WIP).
US Chuck Norris Commander: Call in the the power of the roundhouse kick upon the cursed PE spam, with powerful interns, trainees, and challengers you can call in the power of Chuck in this infantry doctrine!
1st tree: Martial arts
Basic attack (2CP) :
What does it do?
Allows the members of the riflespam unit (6 pop cap, 30 guys really low hp per guy) to do a basic punch that does damage to individual members of the squad it is used on.
Speed attack
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....................................................OK........................
Quite interesting, but I think we should go back to the old bridge thing eh?
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Ok, (just an idea) drop a nuke on the bridge and take it over with PE spam.
My bridge
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M to the A to the D. I launch my own nuke on the bridge and retake it with my SOG troops. Then seeing how many lives were recently lost due to Nukes we enact a brand new START accord (in light of the Russians finally signing the most recent one), which reduces to the limit to nukes per person to 1.
I secretly begin to stockpile nukes.
Oh and my bridge.
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Well I bombard your command center with my Rail Gun, your launch command in ruins and you dead I take over the bridge and defend it with my S.V.E.R. troops.
My Bridge.
(@ Mr. Defence, make another topic, itd be fun!)
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Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.
My bridge
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Nuke plus PE spam.
My Bridge
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Lols, kill me?? You frappin brother. I survive everything and using my last tanks and nuclear arty shells, i destroy your S.V.E.R. troops and your rail gun. I take the bridge.
My bridge
I Nuke you nuke piles
Not neos bridge, that's for sure.....
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I don't have any nuke piles anymore they were destroyed a while back. I nuke Semme and the bridge which seems to be no ones. I quickly take it with my Spetznaz AK-74uM spam
My bridge
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I then mow down your troops with an army of Gatling tanks supported by fully upgraded overlords.CHINA WILL GROW LARGER! Oh and my bridge :).
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I nuke all of China, to free up land for people, and to rid America of its constant nagging debt (wish we could do that in real life :-X ) and using my new found military control to build up an army of Fat Man rifle armed super soldiers, they destroy your Overlords and Gat. Tanks
My bridge
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I hack into my school's security internet and it blocks out your computers.
My bridge!
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I don't use computers in my military as all the troops have nano-tech recievers in their brains so i can send commands faster.
Your hack fails, so still my bridge
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TACTICAL NUKE MUHAHAHAHA!
Then I occupy the bridge with my contaminated Volksgrenadiers because they are UBER XD
My bridge ;D ;D ;D
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I then sens in an entire corp of NOD fanatics with all upgrdes and ake out your troops.I then use yuri prime and take over the minds of the world leaders and make them sign a non nuke pact setting up nuke shielding that deactivates any nuclear reaction within the shields. I install one of sed shied on the bridges. I then proceed to set up nod Obelisks and anti air defenses on the bridge. My Non nukable bridge :).
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I blow up a fusion (not nuke, but nuclear fusion, slightly different) bomb that i hid under the ground before i was pushed back from the bridge and use it to destroy anything that resembles a C&C unit. Then i retake the bridge
My bridge.
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Fusion is till a nuclear reaction.There are both fusion and fission bombs in use already.The shield stops any type of nuclear reaction.Fussion or fission its still a nuclear reaction.Therefore it is a dud and still my bridge :).
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Nuclear fusion is not nuclear fission, learn your physics.
H-bombs rely on fusion, but there is a difference between an H-bomb and a fusion bomb, because Fusion bombs can use any element (also its near impossible to create because you need the power of the sun for it).
But since you insist on being a bitch, i use a Magnetic EMP bomb, which disables your shield and all your electronics, and then i drop a H-bomb on your ass.
MY BRIDGE
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I double nuke you and I make you sign the Evan START treaty that allows you to 0 nukes and one Hummel, and I get 1,550 nukes and 10,000 Hummels and delivery systems.
My START Bridge
Edit: Enjoy your one Hummel XD.
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My 1 hummel hits 1 of your nukes, and a giant chain reaction happens destroying all your nukes and hummels.
My Bridge.
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I go to the past, at the time of your last post, when you fired your hummel I shoot you and then you were left for dead creating a paradox.
As Mr. Defence was obliterated by the nukes and you are no longer a threat I proceed to lock on the undefended bridge with EMP devices, some especial tank divisions(my tanks are immune to EMP ;)) and using a nuclear shelter with a self destruction button :P.
My bridge!
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But your time machine malfunctions, taking you back 40 years, with it destroyed by the military you settle down and become your own father. Making you incapable of capturing the bridge.
I proceed to releas a virus into Earths Atmosphere that kill all humans with A, B or O blood type, leaving only AB to live.
My Bridge!
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I'm an AB blood type, and using my new dimension gun i move this bridge to a new dimension, and the bridge game starts all over again.
A capture the bridge with an army of Stormtroopers and 50 Tigers II
My bridge
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I reach that dimension and move an armored division to seize the bridge with strelky and 100 ISU-152 that two-shots your tanks and then obliterate your infantry.
My bridge.
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I moved everyone with me Bishop so that was quite unneccesary.
Anyway, i drop two V1s on the bridge which destroys all your ISU-152s and Strelky, i then build a line of 88s in a bunker, so u can't snipe it and deploy 550 Jagdtigers and 3500 Stromtroopers
My bridge
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I nuke you again and I make you all sign the NOFU**INDESTROYINMYNUKES START Treaty that gives me 5,000 nukes and 1 Opel Blitz for you. Then I take over the bridge with 50,000 Hummels.
My Bridge!
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I use a fuel-air bomb (which i'm not limited to :D ), which explodes in your base causing a huge chain reaction and destroying your base and your nukes. I rip up the START treaty cause i'm a non-state entity, and it doesn't apply to me, thus i start rebuilding my nukes IN SPACE (yes i'm in my secret base on some god-forsaken asteroid)
Anyway, i command my force to take the bridge, by equipping my Strelky with Bazookas and PPSh-41s (LOLHAXORZ FTW) and destroying your Hummels, with extreme prejudice.
My bridge
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You die immediately because of lack of oxygen, while my hacking skills leads to Vet 10 KCH with G11's and Panzerfaust 3's.
My Bridge!
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Then your army has A blood tpye, and they die too.
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The space base has oxygen, Akalonor
Since all of your troops are dead due to the virus, i can easily send my nukes to kill you, but i don't. I'm much to nice to let you die quickly and easily. I send in my Guards armed with AK-200s w/ GP-30s and RPG-29s, riding on T-95s w/ 150mm cannons.
They erase your base of the face of the Earth and procede to bring you to my Earth base, where they gag and bound you, then get a bunch of dogs to bite your fingers off. Then they shoot you into both kneecaps and shoulder blades and then they cut your throat. You die in pool of your own blood.
I give Seeme the bridge and return to my base so i can cleanse my sins, by building more nukes ;D
Seeme's bridge
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My START treaty counters that because you can't build nukes and you only have one Opel Blitz. I use my awesome research paper on Nazism vs Communism to confuse Seeme and he gives me the bridge, and I update the treaty so no fuel-air bombs, nukes, and Hummels.
My bridge
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Communism starts with a C! Am so confused!
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Okay fine, but i don't sign the treaty ;D
I still build nukes and kill you on the bridge, then i tear up your paper, in front of Seeme's eyes and give him my paper on how Socialism is cool.
Then I procede to hardcode a new rule into the system, which disallows anything that limits any form of strategic arms.
My bridge
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Lets step back for a minute everyone. So we are willing the destroy the whole earth, just so we can get this bridge! Once the earth is destroyed, whats the point of having the bridge. The things on the other side is probably destroyed anyway! This is a pointless war! And what more confuses me is why you are "Teleporting" the bridge. Not only now its useless, because bridges take you to the other side of things, meaning now you can't go to the other side. If you have a teleporter, why can't you teleport to the other side?!?! You may have 100 Million Nukes and 500000 Billion Stormtroopers, but you guys sure are stuiped.
Another thing, on some posts some smack hacker gets in someone house to prevent the player from getting the bridge. Then next post, that guy just gets hit with 5 Nukes. What the heck? Are we playing on the internet, or is this in real life! IT dosen't make sense!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!! This topic makes no Seeeeense! I quit! I bloody quit!
You can have you meaningless bridge!
( I then jump across creek, instead of the bridge over the creek.)
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I will pee on ur bridge and kill everyone and if u will send any nukes my strelky will eat them
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We all ignore what you say.
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I thought you quit Seeme?
Anyway, i agree, we will ignore this nub, eh gents.
I capture the bridge with a battalion of Stormtroopers and Panthers.
My bridge
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The stormtroopers get raped by George lucas ( as seen on South park) and the panthers get eaten by a pride of lions.
My Logic defended bridge.
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I kill Lucas with my Tommygun-Rangers and kill the pack of Lions with my Jagdpanthers.
My perfectly matched counters take back the bridge.
My bridge
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But your group is no match for mine. I send in 4 mg 43 machine gun teams covered by an a company of 75mm at guns and a mortar barrage.Your men fight valiantly and there are casualties on both sides but ultimately I take the bridge. My bridge :) .
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I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.
My bridge
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I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.
My bridge
MG43 is the replacement for the MG3 and looks quite like the M249 SAW, and is better know as the MG4.
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I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.
My bridge
How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines? ::)
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.
My bridge.
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I drop my Fallschirmjägers behind your lines and use them to ambush the mortars, MG43 (which i don't recall ever exsisting, either you mean the MG42 or the MG45) and the 75mm guns. Then i bring in the Defensive battalions armed with MG45s, FlaK88s in bunkers, Flakvierlings, and Pak44s.
My bridge
How do you bring defensive defensive forces behind enemy lines? ::)
Youre cannot build any defensive emplacements on enemy equipment.
Youre Fallshimjeagers also dont have much (any) heavy equipment to take out numerous MGs and Mortars.
Allied units hold the biidge.
My bridge.
:o... lol ;D
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Okay, don't have any clue what Paciat is bumbeling about.
I paradropped my units in along with their equipment and i also paradropped in MGs and the other stuff, the bunkers we built, so who said anything about bringing them in on foot. The FJ have Incindiery Grenades and FG42s more than enough to kill the damn Mgs and mortars
Anyway, he has called down the thunder. I use my V2 rockets to bombard every inch of land that your troops control, and then i attack the bridge with a battalion of Tiger IIs and Stoßtruppen, wiping out anything still alive on the bridge. I bring in my Engineers to construct MG nests, FlaK88 emplacements ON MY shore of the BRIDGE and mines and barbed wire on the other side
My bridge
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What bridge
"There is no bridge" (Matrix reference)
MY SPOON
(In other words all of you are in the matrix fighting over a fake bridge whilst all this time ive had the real one hahahahaha)
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You took the wrong pill (and got a bad trip).
Whilst I took the right postage stamp, - my hallucinatory psychedelic bridge!
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I found a swamp. Who needs a bridge when they have a swamp?
My swamp!
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I use my elite Swampgrendaiers to push Seeme back from the swamp. Then I build a castle there.... which obviously is going to sunk....
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You people are nuts :P
I create a company called Kaibacorp, and use it to spread my influence world wide creating nuclear arms and threatening the stability of world peace, then i build large themeparks around the world and call them "Kaibaland", and thus indoctrinate millions of children with my addictive Childrens Card Game (Yu-Gi-Oh 8) ) and force them to work for their cards, thus making a labor force of them. I then pick the fittest of them and send them to boot camp turning them into soldiers to protect my private island in the Bahamas, where none of you poor people can go.
MY PRIVATE ISLAND (with a pool, open bar for all children over the age of 16, and my own private shooting range)
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You got Kids Guarding your island......
A storm comes. No more island.
I forget about the swamp and go to the forest.
My forest!
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My high templars psy-storm you in the forest, and dark templars slaughter the survivours.
My protoss forest.
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I forest about my forest and go to a cliff.
My cliff!
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A bigfoot comes and stompes all my enemies flat.
My foot!
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My cliff is to high for him.
Stull my cliff.
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I paradrop onto the cliff and kick Seeme down the cliff and into the path of Bigfoot, who kills him, set the cliff to blow and get off the thing, and into a taiga. I protect myself from the cold by buring my ass into the snow.
My snow
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I find a happy valley. My valley!
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Whilst the rest of you are over in your corner of... delerium and schizophrenia I walk onto the bridge
My bridge
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Sir there is no bridge, i poisoned you with LSD, and u hallucinated the bridge, instead you fall in to the river and develop hyperthermia. Anyway i stumble upon my home, in the middle of Brooklyn and go to sleep inside.
My house
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AM glad we settled this. Someone has a swamp, forest, cliff, valley, and a home. Even better is there is no bridge!
Everyone happy places!
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My swamp!
My happy place!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Let there be peace on Earth :) :) :) :) :)
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Let there be peace on Earth :) :) :) :) :)
Stupid idea :P
Nuclear armaggedon NO HAPPY PLACES
And my (nuclear winter'd )bridge
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Stop drinking the water out of the lake its polluted with LSD. You will stop hallucinating the magical nukes and wintered bridges
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Don't do heavy drugs - drink that water, and peace be with you ;D
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Right, this is out of "My Bridge". Feel free to create a new thread about whatever other forum game you want (or the same).
Closed.