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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #120 on: June 10, 2010, 04:54:56 PM »
I start to broadcast battle bridge on XFire, Relic devs notice it and award all of us with 3 free vouchers for their games/upcoming titles (expiration date: unlimited).

You guys take the bridge, i take the vouchers ;p

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #121 on: June 10, 2010, 05:11:53 PM »
Sneaks under the POW bridge with Boat-drawn Commandos, as they sneek towards the bridge, deploying a smoke, whilst Stenning and TNT-ing da' Tanks 'n Men.

My POW's (And Bridge)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #122 on: June 10, 2010, 06:10:55 PM »
i blow the bridge with all the commando charges i planted ages ago. then i repair it and put a 17pounder and two mg-nest next to it.
And my artillery gets ready to strike...
My bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #123 on: June 10, 2010, 06:15:11 PM »
I send in the prototype T-44-100 destroy your pathetic defenses and reinforce my Gulags and POWs with a Command Squad and a battalion of Black Sea Marines. Since the Commandos still don't have manPADs (thank god for that), my IL-2s are still alive i still have support from the air. I also send in 30 PTRDs to camo near both sides of the bridge and shoot anything that isn't on my side.

My Bridge and Gulags.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #124 on: June 10, 2010, 06:18:58 PM »
The brits get pissed and capture loads of 88's to blow the IL2's outta' da' sky. They then deploy 3 Sherman Fireflys and Churchill Crocodiles to the bridge, roasting the men and spamming the T'44 from the side with The Fireflys.  We then get the men from the gulag's giving them a single brick each.

Our Bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #125 on: June 10, 2010, 07:01:11 PM »
I use the God of War to Arty everything to tiny little bits and then send in my heavy Breakthrough divisions (5 IS-3s, 10 T-34/85s with Tank Riders, 5 KV-2s and a division of Black Sea Marines and Shock Guards to occupy the bridge, destroy any 88s that are left over, and then vanish after setting a bunch of explosives all over the bridge.

My (wired) Bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #126 on: June 10, 2010, 07:05:38 PM »
Sends a Lieutenant onto the bridge, blowing it up, then using my Sapper's to repair the bridge, then occupying it with A Captain and A Commando Division.

My Bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #127 on: June 10, 2010, 07:56:37 PM »
*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting*  I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #128 on: June 10, 2010, 08:07:43 PM »
wonder show inportant fighting for a bridge in the middle of nowhere is and the brits leave.


Spams the Bridge with Mortar Halftracks, But hits the Bridge's leg!

My Semi Broken Bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #129 on: June 10, 2010, 10:10:10 PM »
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**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

Death Star'd bridge :P

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #130 on: June 10, 2010, 10:18:52 PM »
*Stand quietly off to the side and waits till they're done fighting*  I have my partisans sneak up and take the bridge when everyone else is fighting. than I spam KV-2's and defend the bridge.
My bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #131 on: June 10, 2010, 10:27:47 PM »
Loading...
**Death Star loaded**
Calibrating...
**Calibrated**
Charging...
**Charged**
and 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ... ...0!!!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

Death Star'd bridge :P

Just before Zero, RAF Pilot Albert Sparwalker fire's his Missle from his Spitfire into the death star core, as USAAF Officer Hans Volo fire's onto Riechsmarshall Vadar and his ME262 chasing him..


Meanwhile...

The Mortar Halftracks sit at base.


Still my bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #132 on: June 10, 2010, 10:58:14 PM »
My armada returns from vodka and borsch break to take back the bridge. We destroy Newbie's HT and base and then return to claim our bridge.

The Soviet Bridge....

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #133 on: June 10, 2010, 11:32:30 PM »
The Amanda releases 4 Diff Wehrmacht players each using the Tiger II Approaching, with Greandier's on the flank, the vodka drunk Amanda retreat to HQ, all being shot for retreating.

My Fascist Bridge...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2010, 02:47:25 AM »
We retaliate by sending in large amounts of Conscripts until you run out of things to shoot us with and then send in 55 regiments of IS-3 and a prototype T-44/100, and when they are done killing of your tanks we precede to send in the Grand Armada- 5000 Li-2 transports filled to the (literal) roof with Soviet paratroopers (armed with PPS-43s and LL M1 Bazookas) to kill your Grenadiers and secure the area by building 15 minefields around the bridge, with MGs spaced between them. BEAT THAT!!!!!

Comrade Stalin's Bridge