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In soviet russia jokes
« on: December 02, 2009, 12:49:28 AM »
Well I was joking around with my friend and we came up with some pretty good "In Soviet Russia" jokes I was just wondering if you guys had any funny ones ;D

In Soviet Russia Road forks you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 03:59:48 AM »

 Ooh, I'm interested :) Do tell me more ;)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 04:23:46 AM »
Quote from: Loupblanc on December 02, 2009, 03:59:48 AM

 Ooh, I'm interested :) Do tell me more ;)
no no I was wondering if YOU guys had any good ones
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 11:14:39 PM »

 Hmm, as a matter of fact, I don't :p
 Must work on fixing that, though
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 11:31:38 PM »
You have the internet, so by association you have thousands of "In soviet russia" jokes on hand
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 11:47:01 PM »

 But I am french :(
 Therefore I am not smart enough to go look any of them up :(
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 11:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Loupblanc on December 02, 2009, 11:47:01 PM

 But I am french :(
 Therefore I am not smart enough to go look any of them up :(
Loup your just giving us more reasons to make fun of you and France ;D
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 04:38:22 AM »

 Actually, I am not from france.
 From Aberdeen, Scotland. Great Britain :)
 I just speak french is all. Speak with a deep scotsman brogue
 as well ;) So, meh

 Laugh at me for being from Great Britain all you want

 ... aren't we getting off topic? ;)
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 05:01:03 AM »
Yah, you tend to do that Loup
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 12:20:58 AM »

 He started it!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 12:22:14 AM »
Does any one have a Russia joke?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 07:25:44 PM »
The thirties, the meeting of the Politburo. Stalin said:
- I have two suggestions: the first - let's shoot all of the Politburo, the second - let's repainted the Kremlin in green.
Everyone is silent, but suddenly, a young Communist asks:
- Comrade Stalin, but why is green?
- As I thought, there are no objection about the first suggestion.
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 08:31:00 PM »
Quote from: UeArtemis on December 04, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
The thirties, the meeting of the Politburo. Stalin said:
- I have two suggestions: the first - let's shoot all of the Politburo, the second - let's repainted the Kremlin in green.
Everyone is silent, but suddenly, a young Communist asks:
- Comrade Stalin, but why is green?
- As I thought, there are no objection about the first suggestion.
That's good did he really say that?
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 08:45:30 PM »
No, it is an anecdote (Eastern Slavonic joke)

The meeting of the Staffka in 1941.
Stalin comes to a general and said:
- Were You supposed to be shot?
General frightened, did not sleep for weeks.
1945. The Victory. The Meeting Staffka.
Stalin comes to the same general and said:
- Do you remember 1941? I walked over and asked: "Were You supposed to be shot"
- Yes. - said the general, and frightened.
- It was a hard time, but we joked!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 10:35:27 PM »
You wouldn't want to get on Stalins bad side if that's how he "Jokes"... he reminds me of Queenie from Blackadder

"Why aren't you laughing? Don't you find my Jokes funny?"
"I'm sorry Madam, I'm ecstatic at the whole thing. Its just I thought if I laughed, my head may have fallen off..."
"Well if you don't start soon... your head will fall off!"
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