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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #240 on: September 09, 2010, 01:50:51 AM »
Hey! Where did the Vodka Picture go!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #241 on: September 09, 2010, 04:02:21 AM »
Hey! Where did the Vodka Picture go!
Censored by the motherland ;)...
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #242 on: September 09, 2010, 08:58:37 PM »
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #243 on: September 10, 2010, 09:42:28 PM »
I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will. © Joseph Stalin

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« Reply #244 on: September 10, 2010, 10:23:58 PM »
ok...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #245 on: September 12, 2010, 05:59:49 PM »

Left - a Russian solder
Right - a Imperial Guardsman
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #246 on: September 13, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »
hmmm
send in the chaos mutants to stop them
xD
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #247 on: September 13, 2010, 05:06:06 PM »
Baneblade the twits.

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #248 on: December 12, 2010, 09:01:00 PM »
In soviet Russia Thread bump you!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #249 on: December 12, 2010, 09:26:07 PM »
Lol UeArtemis, good one! They both are ready to defend the empire/imperium! For the Emperor!!!!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #250 on: December 12, 2010, 09:49:25 PM »
in soviet russia topic necros you
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #251 on: December 14, 2010, 09:48:50 PM »
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #252 on: December 14, 2010, 10:07:58 PM »
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!

Is it vice versa in Capitalist America?

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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #253 on: December 14, 2010, 11:04:42 PM »
 I Soviet Russia, grenade throws you!
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Re: In soviet russia jokes
« Reply #254 on: December 14, 2010, 11:42:21 PM »
In soviet Russia Luke Skywalker kill you!
In Soviet Russia You are Darth Vader's father.