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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #480 on: August 05, 2011, 09:38:00 AM »
sends V2 rockets And also a prototype missile called the V3
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« Reply #481 on: August 05, 2011, 02:35:48 PM »
With Fails, And Falls somewhere in Berlin.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #482 on: August 05, 2011, 02:38:50 PM »
So Hitler orders to kill Rommel. Latter who is by thousand times more intelligent than Hitler escapes to his tropical paradise again and desides to build up an army of native Africans to take revenge.

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« Reply #483 on: August 05, 2011, 02:42:49 PM »
But his plan fails when he discovers there is not much weapons in Africa Besides pointy sticks.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #484 on: August 05, 2011, 06:43:30 PM »
So he steals lightsabers from the death star and arms his militia with it.
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« Reply #485 on: August 05, 2011, 10:45:59 PM »
but then they get the power of the force and realising this they turn against rommel
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #486 on: August 06, 2011, 05:57:21 AM »
Not know Rommel has force powers of his own, Rommel uses force lighting to kill any insurgents.

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« Reply #487 on: August 06, 2011, 08:08:47 AM »
"Burn traitors, burn" he shouts...
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« Reply #488 on: August 07, 2011, 11:00:18 PM »
but then suddenly Yoda appears and kicks the S**T out of rommel
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« Reply #489 on: August 10, 2011, 01:49:46 AM »
 but Rommel fights back and uses his wit to convince Yoda to lead his army against Hitler cause he was killing more innocent people than himself. Thus an army of Lightsaber wielding natives charge onto European soil and

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #490 on: August 10, 2011, 12:53:01 PM »
Hitler gets scared and retreats to Berlin.

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« Reply #491 on: August 12, 2011, 12:41:20 AM »
Where Stalin surrounds him with.....

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« Reply #492 on: August 12, 2011, 05:31:09 AM »
Guards riding velociraptors.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #493 on: August 12, 2011, 03:43:28 PM »
And then Cpt. Kirk shows up with his Enterprise.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #494 on: August 12, 2011, 04:53:39 PM »
And gets eaten by the dinosaurs :P

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