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Offline Seeme

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #525 on: August 14, 2011, 10:21:25 PM »
Not realizing that Seeme was still alive with his famous Kubelwagon, Japans makes there on Kubelwagon when...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #526 on: August 14, 2011, 10:23:15 PM »
OMNOMNOMNOM Kobe beef, I love that stuff, When my family went to Japan we went straight to Kobe, just to try it

Anyway, The Japanese army get poisoned with because of the cows being tainted by zombie flesh. The Jap Kubel blows up as Seeme arrives on the island and starts a chaotic revolt against the Emperor.
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« Reply #527 on: August 14, 2011, 10:27:00 PM »
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #528 on: August 15, 2011, 05:32:55 PM »
Seeme said it
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #529 on: August 15, 2011, 09:56:00 PM »
But when all seemed lost, Richtofen, Tank, Takio, and Nikoli show up and beast all fantasy creatures and teleport Seeme back to Germany.
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Offline HyperSniper999

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #530 on: August 15, 2011, 10:06:40 PM »
But Germany didn't want Seeme so they sent him to France instead to deal with him. :P
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« Reply #531 on: August 15, 2011, 11:28:43 PM »
But the French were so afraid of the Kubelwagon, that they proclaimed him Emperor of the French calling him Seeme Napoleon, granting him the right to control all of France (and dependencies), while Superman....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #532 on: August 15, 2011, 11:31:37 PM »
Used his powers to revive Stalin and Lenin so they could crush the capitalist world (USA)  ;D
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« Reply #533 on: August 15, 2011, 11:54:48 PM »
,but Lenin decides to reinstate the NEP (New Economic Policy) and kills off Stalin so he doesn't usurp power again, while Seeme plots
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #534 on: August 16, 2011, 12:06:23 AM »
how he shall download a ostheer demo  :o
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #535 on: August 16, 2011, 02:39:31 AM »
Unfortunately its mobbed by comp stompers who complain that Ostheer is OP and should be nerfed. Worst case scenario (server meltdown!).
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #536 on: August 16, 2011, 04:14:43 AM »
and while all this happens Lenin rebuilds the USSR and declares war on the French Emperium of France, Marseilles, and Martinique. The first battle occurs in the territory formally known as Brandenburg in Northern Germany, which results in the first true French victory in the last 463 years (30 Years War) and..........
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #537 on: August 16, 2011, 04:17:22 AM »
USA was so impressed about it that nuked France back to the stone age, in that way they will be remain as losers again and will need 2000 more years to win again, but...
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« Reply #538 on: August 16, 2011, 05:13:33 AM »
the French build Stonehenge in their own country to summon aliens, who give them all their tech back and gives them tech the humans only came up in 3037.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #539 on: August 16, 2011, 05:16:01 AM »
But by then the sun exploded and...
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