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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #105 on: August 29, 2011, 06:28:20 AM »
Only in COH do Sticky bombs damage your engine even if it hits the front.

Only in COH do sticky bombs hone onto your target like smart bombs :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #106 on: August 29, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »
only in CoH ,there is nothing but floor inside a building

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2011, 11:30:24 AM »
Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »
Only in CoH, soldiers don't have to eat.

and sleep...and going to wc.  :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2011, 05:15:57 PM »
Only in CoH, tanks can't run over a full health house even the King Tiger.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #110 on: August 30, 2011, 04:59:57 AM »
Only in COH can bren guns shatter sights for 10 seconds or so. Then after that the sights are magically repaired :o

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #111 on: August 30, 2011, 05:32:48 AM »
Only in COH can infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank and miss

Only in COH can Infantry fire their antitank weapon right next to a tank, hit it and not die by the explosion
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #112 on: August 30, 2011, 05:42:39 AM »
Only in CoH would infantry walk all the way around a mile long, waist high wall or fence instead of just jumping it.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #113 on: August 30, 2011, 10:21:31 AM »
Only in CoH tank MGs are inefficient
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #114 on: August 30, 2011, 08:43:49 PM »
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #115 on: August 30, 2011, 08:46:30 PM »
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #116 on: August 30, 2011, 08:49:18 PM »
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D


LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #117 on: August 30, 2011, 08:51:01 PM »
Only in COH can mechanics and officers speed up production simply by standing near a building :P

Hey, that's realistic! The men inside the building fear him and his angryness and manliness (xD) and so they work like machines  ;D


LOL. But there are walls and they cant see him :P. And I dont think the workers fear the anger and manliness of...mechanics ??? ;D

But of a Wehr Leutnant!

He is so angry and badass, that the workers feel this in the air, even trough concrete walls   :D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #118 on: August 30, 2011, 08:53:26 PM »
Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"

Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #119 on: August 30, 2011, 09:09:19 PM »
Wher Officer:
"You've been at the candy again haven't you"

Im not so sure how intimidating that line is ;D

In German it's even better:

"You've guzzled again, right?"

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