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Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« on: February 07, 2010, 08:59:37 PM »
Someone told you can cross a part of Leningrad by ship as the Wehrmacht, but you need to build 5 halftracks first then call in "Bismarck". Is the guy trying to fool me, or doe it really work?
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 09:01:47 PM »
lmao
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 09:05:24 PM »
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 09:07:44 PM »
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 09:28:16 PM »
lol ;D
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 09:29:30 PM »
Yeah its true.

But remember to get naked and do a Cossack dance infront of your Computer once the Halftracks are built.

Only that way do the webcam censors built into the mod detect the correct motion patterns that enable you to call in the almighty Kriegsmarine...

Good Luck!
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 10:33:24 PM »
Quote from: luz777 on February 07, 2010, 09:29:30 PM
Yeah its true.

But remember to get naked and do a Cossack dance infront of your Computer once the Halftracks are built.

Only that way do the webcam censors built into the mod detect the correct motion patterns that enable you to call in the almighty Kriegsmarine...

Good Luck!

Now I KNOW he was pulling my leg.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 10:53:41 PM »
Theres your bismarck on tracks...the latest wonderweapon



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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 11:14:25 PM »
I'm serious, we don't have to play jokes. Is the Bismarck an easter egg or not?
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 11:31:07 PM »
Try it.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 11:47:19 PM »
Worked for me. The naked part helped. Was pretty epic - I'll post pics later. And not of the Bismarck.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 11:51:22 PM »
I built the five halftracks and nothing happened, you guys are lying.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 11:58:21 PM »
Did you get naked? I said that helped. If you don't it works only 50% of the time.

And we're not lying as much as you are gullible.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 12:00:17 AM »
Quote from: panzerjager1943 on February 07, 2010, 11:58:21 PM
Did you get naked? I said that helped. If you don't it works only 50% of the time.
No, I'm not dumb, I know that the game can't pick up my nudity. I just thought the modders had a little bit of clever scripting up their sleeve which would unlock the Bismarck.
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Re: Calling in Bismarck on Leningrad?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 01:31:12 AM »
Well I heard it did require a lot of SCAR coding, hence why Leningrad is such a small map, so as not to boost the filesize too much.

Do you have a webcam?
If not that may be why it isn't working for you.

You wouldn't technically have to get naked, I doubt the software is that good, just wear something physique hugging, cycling shorts perhaps, maybe even stealthily borrow a pair of tights or leggings off your mum.

Might seem strange but trust me, seeing the Bismark in all its glory is worth the chafing alone  :)
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