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Offline HyperSniper999

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #150 on: June 12, 2010, 03:51:35 AM »
I Walk on the bridge becuase I dot think anyone toke it yet, so...

My bridge!
Depoly's 5 Vet 3 FlamePio's to the bridge, melting the ice as the bridge falls under with Werwolf's forces. I then use 3 ScubaGrendiers [:L] To take the bridge back to Poland.

My Bridge!


Post Merge: June 12, 2010, 03:36:01 AM
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine.

Drops a platoon of airborne on the bridge.


" When You made your bridge, you forgot to put a roof on it. "

My bridge, My POW's!
I pull out a magic box that reverses reality, now you're all my POW's. I thin set out to put a roof on the bridge with AA guns covering it, rebuild all fortifications. I have retaken the bridge.

My bridge, my POW's.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #151 on: June 12, 2010, 04:28:30 AM »
I reinforce HyperSniper999's defenses with Stormtroops, Pantherturms and Gebirgsjäger batallions from the Alpine Redoubt. The POWs are sent to a nearby heavily-guarded labor camp manufacturing Twinkies.

Our bridge.  :P

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #152 on: June 12, 2010, 04:36:19 AM »
forms a alliance with the UK and USA and storms the bridge with

Riflemen
Rangers
Airborne
Conscripts
Infantry Sections
Commando's
M4 Shermans
Churchills
T34/76
IS2
KV2
Kats
M7 Priest
ML20
IL-2
Cromwell
Captain
Lieutenant
Engineer
Sapper
Tret Tank
PIAT Commando
Vickers Commando
Mortar Commando
Jeep
M8 Greyhound
M3 Halftrack
M10 Wolverine
M26 Pershing
T34 Caniloie
M3 Light Tank
Bren Carrier
Vickers MMG Carrier
Cromwell Command Tank
Churchill AVRE
Sherman Firefly
Churchill Crocodile
Sherman Crocodile
T70
T90
T34/85
SU-85
SU-100
ISU-152
Partisans
Strelky
Guards
Command Sqd.
Ingenery
Tank Hunters
ZIS2
Mortars
Sharpshooter Team
Snipers
Sniper Ace
Lend-Lease Sherman 76
Mechanics
ISU-122


Beat that.

Allied Powers Bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #153 on: June 12, 2010, 11:13:51 AM »
Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.

My brdge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #154 on: June 12, 2010, 04:07:06 PM »
Sorry mate, you're out of pop cap. I give 20 snipers offensive moveonto the bridge, while 3 88's have tanks on the bridge in range. One-by-one, i pock off your units, and you can't deploy them again. Then Officer captures the bridge.

My brdge!

You spelled it wrong, so you have to leave the bridge. Since no one is on one the bridge... oh wait! Am I dead? Oh dear! How am I talking! Mabey am Alive! But I dont see anything! Oh no! Am I blind! Am freaking out! AHHHH! AHHH!


Well since seeme is freaking out, no one has the bridge.
So free bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #155 on: June 12, 2010, 05:49:58 PM »
I nonchalantly step onto the bridge and plant a Nazi flag.

German bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #156 on: June 12, 2010, 06:21:22 PM »
Waiting for the inevitable Red horde.

If I remember correctly, I think Seeme's still in the POW camp  :P

Camp Guard:  "Dr. Mengele, we have a situation here....patient Seeme is out of control. Shall I request for 'Barney Und Freunde' therapy?"  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #157 on: June 12, 2010, 06:49:30 PM »
I step onto the bridge wearing cowboy gard, I pull out a Colt Peacemaker and have a stare down with Seeme, he's too slow on the draw, I shoot and kill him. I then tear apart my cowboy outfit and put on my Rommel outfit and call in reinforcements. I then order my men to defend the bridge like it was Tobruk, Tripoli, Tunis and Omaha Beach combined.

The bridge is mine.


Is this a dream??
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #158 on: June 13, 2010, 02:33:50 AM »
I recreate the bridge underground, and the only way to get to it is through the hidden Area 51  which is secretly infested with mutant Aliens , I guard the hidden bridge with stormtroop spam :)
My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #159 on: June 13, 2010, 01:07:16 PM »
I borrow Worms Armaggeddon from my friend, lauch it and make SO BIG ARMAGGEDON, that now I don't even need ladder to get to the bridge.
Then my worms capture the bridge with Bazookas and Holy grenades.

My bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2010, 11:23:49 PM »
When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2010, 11:43:25 PM »
When I clam down, I will make a cave-in on your bridge so you better move it.
I pull out my reversed reality box again. The bridge is now mine again, and you are all POW's for Werwolf.

Enjoy the Barney treatment. 8)
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #162 on: June 14, 2010, 12:19:56 AM »
I chocke barney with my shoelace and escape , than raise "an army worthy of Mordor and the Two Towers!"
which consists of 12000 Orcs, 400 Trolls and 2000 Hillmen, we than Seige Helms deep and take it for Saruman!
My Hornburg!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #163 on: June 14, 2010, 03:55:53 AM »
AM still crazy, dont worry about me.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #164 on: June 14, 2010, 08:04:31 AM »
With Seeme still ranting/talking to himself in solitary confinement, Barney & Co. six feet under and Akalonor off creating havoc in Middle-Earth, I order Schnapps and wait for the inevitable while watching FIFA '10 replays.  :P

Still an Axis bridge, but wait....

...OMFG CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!  :o :o :o

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