My Bridge!

[Seeme]

Can I borrow 1580.05 dollers?

[Toorstain]

No...

Get a job and stop leeching of the society, hobo!

[Seeme]

...

I punch Toorstain in the face and steal his money, makeing me able to get my kubelwagon with a radio. Then, I dress up as newbies lawyer and serectly changeing his will and giving everything to me.

Then, I dress up as one of newbies men and call him outside, run him over with my kubekwagon with a radio(with cool music on) and throw he knocked out body in a ditch. Then I claim that hes dead  and everything goes to me.

My bridge!

(btw I throw toorstain in there with him)

[Toorstain]

I climb up from the ditch and SHOOT you in the face.

Then I steal your identity by getting a plastic surgery. I take your money, car, house, family, bridge etc. HAHA

my bridge!

[Akalonor]

I go back in time and stop the Greek Gods from overthrowing the Titans making all of you nonexistant , thankful , the Titans give the bridge to me .
My Bridge!

[Werwolf]

Eru Ilúvatar emerges from the void created earlier by Neosdark & Co. and descends (for the second time) upon the bridge along with Manwë, Varda, and Oromë...who smite Akalonor's Titans and lesser gods! Glory to the Aratar!

Btw, I have also been brought back by the grace of the Valar, along with all of my forces. Including the Sindarin-speaking Panzergrenadiers.

My Valar bridge! My Preciouussss!!!!

[Newbie.]

I fianally climb out of the ditch, holding a Flare-Gun, Shooting Toorstain, thinking He's seeme, then shooting at the bridge, The flare hits s spark of wood, setting fire to it, as a squadron of BF109E Fighters drop petrol on the bridge...

I then throw in Hazmat-suit armed Gerbisjager's with DIAMOND STG44 [So they won't burn].

My bridge!

[Seeme]

1 man vs your whole, I mean my whole amry!
Bring it on!

(5 seconds later)

That was easy.

My bridge!

[Newbie.]

Climbing from defeat, holding a .500 S&W Automatic Revolver, blasting a Oil can my BF109E's dropped near seeme's men, Shattering him and his army.

Walks up to seeme, as some Volksgrenadier's take the bridge, aiming de' .500...


( POW POW POW POW BIATCH! )

My bridge!

[Seeme]

That was toorstain, remember he dressed up as me?

And I ran away as fast as yI can while you blow up Your army. When you do that, the morale of you volks drops so low that everyone rans away in fear. Being all alone, I throw a rock at you and you get knocked out again, and I throw you in a deeper ditch that it nealy impossible to get out of. Then, I guard it with alsome Seeme Tanks.

(btw I throw dead toorstain in there too)

My bridge!

[Newbie.]

I use the ditch to my advantage, climbing threw, plating Mines, that your Tanks then roll over, destroying them...

Eventurly, in fear, your tankcrew disbands your tanks, running away.

I then sneak a Scoped Kar98k from the ground, firing a riflegreande to the ground, making a ditch.

Then, firing a Dart into your leg, you fall, Knocked out, into the ditch...

Then, Throws a Model24 to the Mud in the ditch, "dicthing" you in it.

Some Frantic Waffen-SS Finnish Voulenteers with KP31 SMG's then goo on the bridge, capping it.

Waffen-SS bridge. Me & seeme trapped forever.

[Toorstain]

I realize that everyone hates Seeme and wants to kill him, so I take another surgical operation to make me look like myself again.

Then I build a sauna next to the bridge, and all the Finns runs into it. Then I lock them inside the sauna and sets it on fire (They deserve it 'cause they're Nazi's!) Then I call inn two panther battlegroups, a couple of Jagdtigers and fully upgraded 3 def. vet Pzgrens that dig inn on each side of the bridge.

My Bridge!!!

(Btw, whats up with ditches on a bridge?)

[Akalonor]

I release Morgoth from his imprisonment and tell him what he did wrong the first time. Morgoth than conquers the world.
Melkors bridge!

[Newbie.]

Newbie.'s hand slaps from the ditch in the bridge, holding a Model. 24... Blowing up everyone on the bridge, and his hand...

As a Jagdtiger Conqeurs the bridge, i add 3 new units

Finnish Mountain Troops
5 men armed with Suomi SMG's

Finnish Waffen-SS
Armed with Suomi SMG's and Panzershrek Rifles.

Finnish T34/76
T34/76 with Finnish Ensgina.


I use these con conqweur da bridge!

[Seeme]

Amamzingly, my kubelwagon is down here. I get the radio to call for help and neos gets me out. Then, I ride away to freedom!