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Offline neosdark

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1020 on: January 20, 2011, 11:25:40 PM »
I find Akalonor's hidden bridge and quickly use my Jolly Green Giants to move it out of there. Then i put it back were it belongs, IN GERMANY (which is why all the factions are fighting for it). I then go home to watch T.V. Leave me alone, I'm with my vodka.

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Offline Rikard Blixt

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1021 on: January 21, 2011, 09:56:45 PM »
Calling in SAS Raiders from the Royal Marine Commando Bridage. Supported by .50 cal jeeps and RR Jeeps. Together they pwn Germany!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1022 on: January 21, 2011, 10:09:07 PM »
Fear my Flak 88's, MG42's and Panzershreck-armed Sturmtruppen!

My bridge
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Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1023 on: January 21, 2011, 10:38:05 PM »
Fear my MEGAMORTAR and my one-man engineer-squad!
My Bridge! 8)
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Offline Rikard Blixt

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1024 on: January 21, 2011, 10:49:52 PM »
Fear my banhammer!

My Bridge :D
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[CoH:EF-Dev]Walki: BULLSHIT
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[CoH:EF-Dev]Rizz: I'll hold you to it
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[CoH:EF-Dev]Walki: I think I really gotta eat a tree...
[CoH:EF-Dev]Walki: got a decent one?

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1025 on: January 22, 2011, 05:52:25 PM »
Fear my LOLHAXZORs and tracing software. And to reinforce my claims i bring in an army of 1 million Hummels and 2 million IS-3 tanks armed with nuclear tank and arty shells. Fear my HAX.

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Offline Walentin 'Walki' L.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1026 on: January 22, 2011, 11:25:18 PM »
your nuclear tanks are shoothing but there's a turret malfunction in every tank. They blow up... The whole area around the bridge contaminated. I send some robots... like these out of empire earth...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1027 on: January 23, 2011, 03:41:56 AM »
EMP & Nuke blast the bridge in a 10k radius, forcing us into a post nuclear age , but humans survive it [After all  we are all descendants of hairdressers and essentially the fragments of a useless 3rd of a functioning society :) ]
I establish the Brotherhood of Steel and we protect the bridge with our Gatling lasers and advanced weaponry!

My (fallout) Bridge!

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Offline Ltevanlee

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1028 on: January 23, 2011, 06:20:31 AM »
I spam Light Support jeeps combined with cheat mod to simply control the bridge and take over the world (and Higgins boat, from world builder  ;D).
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1029 on: January 23, 2011, 05:34:21 PM »
I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1030 on: January 23, 2011, 08:56:26 PM »
Quote from: neosdark on January 23, 2011, 05:34:21 PM
I use my HAXORZ to deactivate your cheat mod. Then i bring in the Nuclear tanks that you didn't destroy cause they were in reserve. We destroy everything and I quickly return to my base.

My bridge
You forgot about the jeeps in the Higgins boat so they come on to land and kill ur tanks
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1031 on: January 24, 2011, 03:33:57 AM »
you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.

My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1032 on: January 24, 2011, 05:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Akalonor on January 24, 2011, 03:33:57 AM
you didn't say my Bridge so its not yours, your so ashamed you give it to me and run home crying.

My Bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1033 on: January 25, 2011, 01:50:28 AM »
Umm, i screw the rules.

My bridge for no obvious reason
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1034 on: January 25, 2011, 03:20:04 AM »
No one listens to you because you didn't follow the rules. Its still Akaloners bridge.
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