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Offline neosdark

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1065 on: January 30, 2011, 03:20:57 AM »
I moved everyone with me Bishop so that was quite unneccesary.

Anyway, i drop two V1s on the bridge which destroys all your ISU-152s and Strelky, i then build a line of 88s in a bunker, so u can't snipe it and deploy 550 Jagdtigers and 3500 Stromtroopers

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1066 on: January 30, 2011, 06:32:57 PM »
I nuke you again and I make you all sign the NOFU**INDESTROYINMYNUKES START Treaty that gives me 5,000 nukes and 1 Opel Blitz for you. Then I take over the bridge with 50,000 Hummels.




                                My Bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1067 on: January 31, 2011, 12:40:53 AM »
I use a fuel-air bomb (which i'm not limited to :D ), which explodes in your base causing a huge chain reaction and destroying your base and your nukes. I rip up the START treaty cause i'm a non-state entity, and it doesn't apply to me, thus i start rebuilding my nukes IN SPACE (yes i'm in my secret base on some god-forsaken asteroid)

Anyway, i command my force to take the bridge, by equipping my Strelky with Bazookas and PPSh-41s (LOLHAXORZ FTW) and destroying your Hummels, with extreme prejudice.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1068 on: January 31, 2011, 04:47:10 AM »
You die immediately because of lack of oxygen,  while my hacking skills leads to Vet 10 KCH with G11's and Panzerfaust 3's.

My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1069 on: January 31, 2011, 12:25:03 PM »
Then your army has A blood tpye, and they die too.


The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1070 on: January 31, 2011, 05:17:18 PM »
The space base has oxygen, Akalonor

Since all of your troops are dead due to the virus, i can easily send my nukes to kill you, but i don't. I'm much to nice to let you die quickly and easily. I send in my Guards armed with AK-200s w/ GP-30s and RPG-29s, riding on T-95s w/ 150mm cannons.

They erase your base of the face of the Earth and procede to bring you to my Earth base, where they gag and bound you, then get a bunch of dogs to bite your fingers off. Then they shoot you into both kneecaps and shoulder blades and then they cut your throat. You die in pool of your own blood.

I give Seeme the bridge and return to my base so i can cleanse my sins, by building more nukes ;D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1071 on: January 31, 2011, 10:04:43 PM »
My START treaty counters that because you can't build nukes and you only have one Opel Blitz. I use my awesome research paper on Nazism vs Communism to confuse Seeme and he gives me the bridge, and I update the treaty so no fuel-air bombs, nukes, and Hummels.   




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"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1072 on: February 01, 2011, 07:15:48 PM »
Communism starts with a C! Am so confused!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1073 on: February 01, 2011, 09:27:19 PM »
Okay fine, but i don't sign the treaty ;D

I still build nukes and kill you on the bridge, then i tear up your paper, in front of Seeme's eyes and give him my paper on how Socialism is cool.

Then I procede to hardcode a new rule into the system, which disallows anything that limits any form of strategic arms.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1074 on: February 02, 2011, 12:50:34 PM »
     Lets step back for a minute everyone. So we are willing the destroy the whole earth, just so we can get this bridge! Once the earth is destroyed, whats the point of having the bridge. The things on the other side is probably destroyed anyway! This is a pointless war! And what more confuses me is why you are "Teleporting" the bridge. Not only now its useless, because bridges take you to the other side of things, meaning now you can't go to the other side. If you have a teleporter, why can't you teleport to the other side?!?! You may have 100 Million Nukes and 500000 Billion Stormtroopers, but you guys sure are stuiped.

     Another thing, on some posts some smack hacker gets in someone house to prevent the player from getting the bridge. Then next post, that guy just gets hit with 5 Nukes. What the heck? Are we playing on the internet, or is this in real life! IT dosen't make sense!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!! This topic makes no Seeeeense! I quit! I bloody quit!

          You can have you meaningless bridge!
  ( I then jump across creek, instead of the bridge over the creek.)
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1075 on: February 03, 2011, 07:49:57 PM »
I will pee on ur bridge and kill everyone and if u will send any nukes my strelky will eat them

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1076 on: February 04, 2011, 08:48:05 PM »
We all ignore what you say.

The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1077 on: February 05, 2011, 01:36:09 AM »
I thought you quit Seeme?

Anyway, i agree, we will ignore this nub, eh gents.

I capture the bridge with a battalion of Stormtroopers and Panthers.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1078 on: February 05, 2011, 05:00:43 AM »
The stormtroopers get raped by George lucas ( as seen on South park) and the panthers get eaten by a pride of lions.

My Logic defended bridge.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #1079 on: February 05, 2011, 06:09:27 AM »
I kill Lucas with my Tommygun-Rangers and kill the pack of Lions with my Jagdpanthers.

My perfectly matched counters take back the bridge.

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