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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #165 on: September 06, 2010, 03:43:45 AM »
The Strelkys grab it and give it to their commander then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #166 on: September 06, 2010, 04:24:15 AM »
They saw it was a letter from heaven! It read...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #167 on: September 06, 2010, 05:33:26 AM »
It said- an Enemy Maus Tank is in the sector. Prepare to be obliterated by the Indestructable Tank. Even M1Abrams cannot destroy it.



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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #168 on: September 06, 2010, 07:34:00 AM »
The indestructible tank got stuck in a ditch and...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #169 on: September 06, 2010, 08:19:44 AM »
And all the crew jump out to find away to pull it out except the driver in the Maus Tank remain seated in the Driver seat. Soon, they found a Super Bulldozer. But when a crew hope on it, the found that the Bulldozer is missing something...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #170 on: September 06, 2010, 08:21:22 AM »
which happened to be the gas, so...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #171 on: September 06, 2010, 09:09:25 AM »
they piocapped fuel.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #172 on: September 06, 2010, 09:23:04 AM »
Unfortunately this was not uber-unleaded, so...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #173 on: September 06, 2010, 04:49:49 PM »
they took the fuel out of the maus and put it in the bulldozer and got it out, but they stupidly forgot to leave some in the Maus so now...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #174 on: September 06, 2010, 04:57:31 PM »
they turned it's KwK-44 Anti-Tank gun into a 128mm Howitzer, and then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #175 on: September 06, 2010, 04:59:35 PM »
they ate lunch, atfer that.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #176 on: September 06, 2010, 05:03:39 PM »
they loaded the Howitzer.. And after that...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #177 on: September 06, 2010, 05:29:05 PM »
they ate supper and went asleep
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #178 on: September 06, 2010, 05:33:08 PM »
and after that they woke up to eat breakfast. They commented on the cereal and argued about whose going to go to the super market today.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #179 on: September 06, 2010, 05:38:12 PM »
They decieded Von Beck should go, and while he went, soviets stole the Maus-Howitzer!!!!
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