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Offline Seeme

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #150 on: September 05, 2010, 03:54:44 PM »
And gone!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #151 on: September 05, 2010, 05:12:58 PM »
Because i used it as a distraction to steal all the Bourbon and Schnapps at the party, and then me and my friends got drunk, starting killing things with our pitchforks and AK-103s, but then.......
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« Reply #152 on: September 05, 2010, 05:17:05 PM »
,as you were drunk, you both shot at yourselves, and died.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #153 on: September 05, 2010, 07:12:51 PM »
then it appeared you had the Martyrdom perk, and killed everyone in the room.
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« Reply #154 on: September 05, 2010, 07:53:38 PM »
Well, after this round, Stalin decided to change his perks, he took ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #155 on: September 05, 2010, 07:58:19 PM »
commando pro and jumped out of the window just to find that...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #156 on: September 05, 2010, 10:33:40 PM »
He was about to get killed by zombie Neos!!!! He then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #157 on: September 05, 2010, 10:38:17 PM »
Got scared crapped his pants, and decided to make an alliance with me, i said yes sure but then i bit him and gained back all my lifeforce, and with him as a Stalin Zombie i seal him into a special underground cavern filled with Zombie-hating Vampires, and then......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #158 on: September 05, 2010, 10:41:15 PM »
Stalin killed you because in soviet russia Stalin bite the zombies and in soviet russia Stalin eats your brain, you die (and you can't now add something which includes you cause your dead :O)
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #159 on: September 05, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »
Not if Hitler gives him akaloner's special life potion! He wants him to kill stalin.
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« Reply #160 on: September 06, 2010, 01:07:55 AM »
Unfortunately, as Stalin ate his brain, Neosdark killed Hitler, Stalin decided to ...
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« Reply #161 on: September 06, 2010, 01:20:02 AM »
That dosent make sense...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #162 on: September 06, 2010, 01:37:49 AM »
I bring myself back to life by telling everyone who says im dead to go read a manga and while they are distracted, i sneak up behind them and kill them, and then......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #163 on: September 06, 2010, 01:42:56 AM »
you go back to the eastern front, where a Kampfgruppe is under attack by some Strelkys, you decided to lead the charge when ...


@Seeme : Isn't it Nonsense story ? Aw it's nonstop story xD
And btw it makes sense, neosdark's brain was eaten by Stalin, he wasn't able to think so he killed Hitler (he was close to neosdark).
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #164 on: September 06, 2010, 03:32:33 AM »
one of the Strelkys Soldier ask what is that falling from the Sky. It looks like a round disk floating down slowly.
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