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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #825 on: December 29, 2011, 02:22:35 PM »
but he is short on change and as a result has to buy a lot of pokemon cards as well.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #826 on: December 29, 2011, 02:35:51 PM »
Doesnt short on change mean he doesnt have enough money? Why would he buy additional pokemon cards? :P

Anyways Seeme takes the cards and goes to play in a tournament and

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #827 on: December 29, 2011, 02:46:18 PM »
and gets pwned by burro.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #828 on: December 29, 2011, 03:10:33 PM »
Burro is named champion and Seeme goes homw disgraced.

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« Reply #829 on: December 29, 2011, 03:40:50 PM »
But I come by his place and console him and offer him a chance to redeem himself in a Shadow Children's Card Game. I furnish him with a new deck and he has to defeat Burro with it, but suddenry

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #830 on: December 29, 2011, 04:12:38 PM »
The evil guy with the pancake gun fires and the deck covered in syrup and rendering it unuseable

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #831 on: December 30, 2011, 02:49:42 AM »
Hmm I thought he was dead. Well anyway I fly in and finish him off.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #832 on: December 30, 2011, 03:11:03 AM »
You destroyed his pancake gun, not him


As neosdark flies in the evil guys kangaroo comes in and walabie kicks neosdark to the other side of the planet, causing him to black out. The kangaroo then kill the evil guy and set off to build a small legion of death smurfs. The kangaroo unleashes his death smurfs on.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #833 on: December 30, 2011, 06:29:51 AM »
Seeme, and I decide that I should wake up right at that moment and go cry in a cave in Australia instead of helping him.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #834 on: December 30, 2011, 06:32:13 AM »
Seeme is upset by this and joins you in the cave. However you 2 discovr that there is a secret weapon in the cave called.......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #835 on: December 30, 2011, 06:41:15 AM »
Tankbuster!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #836 on: December 30, 2011, 08:06:20 AM »
Tankbust pulls out two panzershrecks since he has 7 command points and fires them at the kangaroo. The rockets fly in the air and

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #837 on: December 30, 2011, 01:09:58 PM »
Bust the tank?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #838 on: December 31, 2011, 08:17:36 AM »
land inside the kangaroos killing all on board.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #839 on: January 05, 2012, 11:50:10 AM »
then pionneers eat the remains of the kangaroo
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