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Offline Mattdamon07

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #420 on: July 28, 2011, 01:57:15 PM »
lets start over then : one day a group of storm troopers were fighting americans when a....
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« Reply #421 on: July 28, 2011, 02:48:18 PM »
experimental Nazi UFO flew overhead.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #422 on: July 28, 2011, 03:01:58 PM »
the storm troopers looked curiosly at the UFO and said "WTF!?" then they followed it to....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #423 on: July 28, 2011, 03:03:56 PM »
the nearby secret Luftwaffe base.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #424 on: July 28, 2011, 03:07:06 PM »
They saw Hitler, talking to a couple of small Marsians. The foreigners led Hitler to a big chest and opened it. Hitler pulled something out that looked like a laser cannon for big guys. When the Stormtroopers saw this,...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #425 on: July 28, 2011, 03:40:33 PM »
... they clicked their cloak buttons cocked their assault rifles and readied their 6 pack grenades because...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #426 on: July 28, 2011, 03:58:35 PM »
they spotted some Rangers in a bush vis-a-vis to them which observed the obscure scene as well. Crouching through bushed, fire up activated, they got close to the Ranges, when suddenly...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #427 on: July 28, 2011, 05:48:27 PM »
...one of the rangers farted alerting the...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #428 on: July 28, 2011, 06:07:50 PM »
Stormtrooper behind him jumped in the air because of the farts smelliness. The squad was revealed, but due to the fact that Rangers weren't equipped with Thompsons and the Stormtroopers had two Stg44, they won the fight but also revealed themselves to Hitler and the Marsian.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #429 on: July 28, 2011, 06:59:39 PM »
The Martian ran into its UFO which turned into a fully equipped weapon platform. The Martian pressed a red button on the console....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #430 on: July 28, 2011, 07:30:37 PM »
and the UFO turned into an AT-AT. Starwars-like, it marched straight through the French bocage, but it had to stop, when,...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #431 on: July 28, 2011, 09:52:27 PM »
Seeme overloaded the console by over-spam. This killed the thing when...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #432 on: July 28, 2011, 10:26:53 PM »
suddenly Hitler pulled out an MG42 ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #433 on: July 28, 2011, 10:40:01 PM »
Quote from: Rainbow Dragon on July 28, 2011, 10:36:33 PM
K restarting the story

No need for that we restarted with the first post of this page..  ::)

Quote from: Fishhunterx on July 28, 2011, 10:26:53 PM
suddenly Hitler pulled out an MG42 ;D

...and shot Seeme. Because his love for Seeme can't be hidden, pariah comes out of some random hedgerows, crying because Seeme is injured. Because pariah isn't dumb, he calls in a ZiS-5 Medic Truck to heal Seeme. It came hearer and nearer and all of Seemes wounds could be healed. Together they vanished again in the bocage. Hitler, angry about his fail,...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #434 on: July 28, 2011, 10:49:04 PM »
is shooting his MG42 empty at the hedges where the 2 fellas escaped. several ours sitting and crying he realizes how strange things are. Shouldnt he be right dead now 65 after WWII and what does a medic truck does in his bunker? Then he finally got it! He is a 6 letter word in a internet forum!! Realizing his new electronic powers he begins to hacks the servasadadadaa nsefnsukn HARHARHARHAR nqowiefnwofnweonwefwe ..........
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