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Offline neosdark

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #630 on: September 24, 2011, 04:25:13 PM »
finds that it doesn't like Limeys on the other side of its border and attacks them with prototype Nano-tech enhanced Spetznaz who are able to destroy most of the British army when they decide to resurrect Churchill, and he.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #631 on: September 24, 2011, 09:24:21 PM »
OT but whats a Limey

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #632 on: September 24, 2011, 10:52:27 PM »
Limey = British
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #633 on: September 25, 2011, 01:42:28 PM »
when churchill rose form the dead God gave him more millitary knowledge so he is able to defeat russian and take over it but they forgot about the koreans...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #634 on: September 25, 2011, 03:07:46 PM »
who procedded to nuke Britain. But Britains anti missile counter measures stopped them and Britian retaliated by....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #635 on: September 25, 2011, 03:22:09 PM »
Sending the Flying Pigeon Carrier Armada who began to drop crap bombs all over the Koreans, who then die from the Noxious fumes and acidic poop, meanwhile the Justice League.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #636 on: September 25, 2011, 03:43:35 PM »
realizes the balance of power has been disrupted since the Brits now have a Pidgeon Bomber and proceed to destroy it. They board the ship and

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #637 on: September 25, 2011, 09:23:03 PM »
it get's destroyed by a nuke  :o
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #638 on: September 26, 2011, 03:44:29 AM »
But the Green Lantern survives in his shield, and he starts a rampage, destroying the Brits and their Allies, meanwhile in 1066 AD.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #639 on: September 26, 2011, 04:49:46 AM »
did we just jump time periods :o Oh well

tensions are rising and the crusades are imminent. However with all the crazy stuff happening in the future and governator time traveling, he ends up stuck in what will be france. He spots some knights and

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« Reply #640 on: September 26, 2011, 06:18:11 PM »
the knights kill him becuase on how he is dressed and think he is the devil which causes an time wave causing...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #641 on: September 26, 2011, 08:47:20 PM »
family guy to never be aired, which enrages...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #642 on: September 26, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »
Chuck Norris who travels to the past and kills the governator before he is born, in order to prevent the aforementioned fact and enjoy family guy, then...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #643 on: September 26, 2011, 10:34:28 PM »
he realizes that the Simpsons are a better show. Knowing this...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #644 on: September 26, 2011, 11:05:46 PM »
He watches south park insted.