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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #195 on: September 06, 2011, 04:31:41 AM »
Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #196 on: September 06, 2011, 05:03:08 AM »
Only in CoH, mines discriminate against who stands on them and only explode on enemies.

Im pretty sure other games do this too :P

Only in COH will flares come out of no where and allow artillery and planes to strike it exactly.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #197 on: September 06, 2011, 08:23:25 AM »
Only in COH professional Tommies cant hit Jack with their rifle grenades
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #198 on: September 06, 2011, 08:50:33 AM »
Only in COH can a mine be detected just by standing near it with a minesweeper.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #199 on: September 06, 2011, 09:49:19 AM »
Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #200 on: September 06, 2011, 11:00:27 AM »
Only in CoH will your ally run over the sandbags you JUST SET UP >:( >:( >:(

LOL Im sure its happened in real life ^^.

Only in COH does a Whermacht Panzershreck do more damage than a TB panzershreck.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #201 on: September 06, 2011, 12:03:40 PM »
Only in CoH:

-Volksgrenardiers can perfectly operate complicated weapons like Flak 36 or nebelwerfer

-german pionners build solid buildings by diggin next to it

- a recon-bike uses it's headlight even at daylight

-you can camuflage a moving,roaring,bigass halftrack-bike

-a howitzer already is completely set up,but isn't operational until engineers sweat arround on it a little

-a "squad" are two men in grey uniforms

-german soldiers don't need any radio-equipment to communicate

-a tank gets slower by crossing water that doesn't even cover half of it's tracks

-Sherman commanders make fun of a Puma trying to engage their armor,but a StuG-commander will scream "IT'S FALLING APPART...!" when beeing attacked by riflemen


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #202 on: September 06, 2011, 12:28:05 PM »
Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #203 on: September 06, 2011, 12:30:24 PM »
Only in coh units are always complaining esp. about raining

only PE and the tommies do, usa and wehr just takes it ;)

Only in CoH soldiers complain about the weight of their ammo ;)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #204 on: September 06, 2011, 01:41:28 PM »
Only in CoH German Pios deploy barbed wire without gloves.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #205 on: September 06, 2011, 09:28:04 PM »
Only in COH can a big ass Hetzer camoflague by standing still, even in front of the enemy.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #206 on: September 07, 2011, 11:57:23 AM »
Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #207 on: September 07, 2011, 05:19:59 PM »
Only in Coh does ALL germans speak english <3

Not in Ostheer ^^.

Only in COH does an 88 gun take serveral shots to destroy a single sherman, let alone a group of them ::)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #208 on: September 07, 2011, 07:37:53 PM »
only in COH does it take several shots from a tank to take out an 88 and other at guns.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #209 on: September 07, 2011, 08:18:10 PM »
Only in CoH do tanks fire at AT guns and just do damage to the gun while the crew doesn't get a scratch.
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