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Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« on: December 26, 2011, 05:00:06 PM »
How hard would it be for zombies to try to break through Kursk? not only are there about 2 million men, but there are 5,00 tanks, 25,000 types of guns, artillery, and about 2,800 aircraft. This came to my mind after to have been looking up stuff on the Battle of Kursk.
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2011, 05:32:48 PM »
Pretty hard for the zombies IMO. How many zombies are we talking about here? How much munitions and supplies do the SU have? What weapons do they get? Have many civies to soldiers in Kursk ???

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 06:05:00 PM »
We're talking like about a million. I don't think there will be civilians.  It's just a big fortress. The Defense has as many resources as the USSR can give them, although they won't use all of it.
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 06:51:47 PM »
The thing about zombies is when the Russians lose one the zombies gain one. Imagine the ultimate med bunker. Also, are these George Romero zombies or 28 days later zombies?
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »
It will be clearer that: number of zombies equals the number of Germans soldiers in Kursk, it will be cool if they're the zombies from L4D or Cod WaW, bolt action rifles vs fast zombies, forget the automatic guns, artys and tanks :D
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 09:22:35 PM »
I still think the Russians would win. Tanks will utterly pwn zombies. And the Russians had aircraft

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 09:34:53 PM »
Russians would win. They have been building defences for like 4-6 weeks!

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 06:52:02 AM »
Russians, Pilots would have a helluva time strafing zombie hordes as they charge into minefields.
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2011, 12:02:04 PM »
Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2011, 02:48:30 PM »
Zombies would win :) once they start multiplying its GG

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 04:21:48 PM »
Are the Soviets even good marksmen in general? If they cant kill the zombies off fast then they'll have a big problem :P. But then again they have a swarm of T-34 tanks. So my money is still on them

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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 05:11:16 PM »
And Stalin will troll the zombies into defeat with his propaganda thus making their primitive brains asplode. ;D
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2011, 06:47:40 PM »
T-34 + Soviet's brutality will own the zombies :P
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2011, 06:49:16 PM »
Zombie tanks will munch on t-34 head (read turret)
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Re: Zombies vs Kursk Defense?
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2011, 01:57:35 AM »
Zombies have no tank :P

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