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Offline nico97one

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2010, 09:11:22 PM »
... Jack Sparrow and the black pearl, Stalin decided to kill Jack and to destroy the black pearl, they were approching the south pole coast when a penguine wanted to fly, making them laughing so hard, but they didn't expect that ...
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« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2010, 09:33:44 PM »
Tirpitz was waiting for them too in his U-boat. He said, "F**k it all to hell." and blew up both the Black Pearl and Stalin boat with torpedos and saved the day. He then gave HyperSniper (the one they killed was his double) a fist bump and they all lived happilly ever after. The end. :)
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« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2010, 09:39:45 PM »
The end of 0.000001th of the story, because...
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« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2010, 02:55:02 AM »
ME and my Ion Cannon destroy the U-Boat, and kill everyone on the ship and personaly insure the execution of Tirpitz and Hypersniper with my pitchfork rifle. Then i bring Stalin back to life and he.......
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« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2010, 02:57:53 AM »
makes sure that his musta is good, but then what he also did was...
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« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2010, 08:12:51 AM »
raise a 100ft Mecha Lenin Spider doom fortress from the depths of the ocean piloted by zombie Jack Sparrow. Jack leaned out of the window and shouted...
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« Reply #126 on: September 03, 2010, 01:12:23 PM »
where is my rum?!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #127 on: September 03, 2010, 01:16:15 PM »
Before being hit by a Torpedo from GroBadmiral Karl Doenitz's boat.
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« Reply #128 on: September 03, 2010, 02:33:59 PM »
Before the destruction of the Lenin Spider doom fortress, Stalin took Santa's body and ate it, so he gained all of his super power, now he can fly, he decided to go to ...
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« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2010, 02:49:13 PM »
The Netherlands, to buy some weed. This was mediweed so it also removed Stalin's superpowers and now...
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« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2010, 03:52:34 PM »
Donitz is back, Donitz is back..
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« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2010, 04:17:44 PM »
With a pitchfork to kill Stalin. He starts walking to the Netherlands when he realized...
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« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2010, 04:27:59 PM »
that on his right hand side was..
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #133 on: September 03, 2010, 04:59:57 PM »
Getting devoured by a shark, he then...
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« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2010, 06:05:05 PM »
...ate the shark, and inside the shark there was ...
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