Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #90 on: August 31, 2010, 02:18:31 PM »
that british commandos stole the coffe undercover from the
russians but...
in this link you will see what
will happen to the ostheer  :)
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #91 on: August 31, 2010, 02:23:17 PM »
the sniper ace wasn't drunk.. and had his scope on.

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« Reply #92 on: August 31, 2010, 06:04:02 PM »
his pillow. The drunk American walks to a drunk Canadian and thy have a fight about what country makes the best...
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« Reply #93 on: August 31, 2010, 06:16:47 PM »
and Mexican comes and shoot them both and win :D

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« Reply #94 on: August 31, 2010, 06:53:31 PM »
And then the Comrade Stalin comes in and kills the Mexican with his......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #95 on: August 31, 2010, 07:03:41 PM »
...super evil smile !!!

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« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2010, 07:17:29 PM »
and moustache  ;)

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« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2010, 08:16:06 PM »
But the Mexicans invite Stalin onto to the throne as El Presidente del Republico de los Estados Unidos de Mexico, mostly because of his moustache.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #98 on: August 31, 2010, 08:49:29 PM »
But the Mexicans invite Stalin onto to the throne as El Presidente del Republico de los Estados Unidos de Mexico, mostly because of his moustache.
With mexico and russia in his power he can siege north america, sending his forces through Alaska, while commanding mexican conscripts to attack the south border of US :D.
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« Reply #99 on: August 31, 2010, 08:53:18 PM »
Then the evil leaders if the world(Stalin, Hitler. Etc) come together and argue about who has the better mustache on a political talk show. After that they about the USA. Then all of a sudden...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2010, 09:42:56 PM »
Admiral Alfred von Tirpitz rizes out of the ground a bellows,
"I have the greatest facial hair!"


Can someone shrink that for me?
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« Reply #101 on: August 31, 2010, 09:50:49 PM »
Lol that's big. Ok keep on with the story.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2010, 09:57:36 PM »
Admiral Alfred von Tirpitz rizes out of the ground a bellows,
"I have the greatest facial hair!"


Can someone shrink that for me?


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« Reply #103 on: September 01, 2010, 12:19:04 AM »
OWNED by Comrade Stalin's Santa Costume and mask.

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« Reply #104 on: September 01, 2010, 02:00:16 AM »
While Alfred was owned by Comrade Stalin's Santa Costume, Hitler started thinking about his (very) small moustache and he decided to ...