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pariah

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #360 on: June 29, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
...Is still looking forward to it. :D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #361 on: June 30, 2011, 12:12:36 AM »
But is now horrified to see it covered in upper lip hair, so he decides to fumigate the map with chemicals and an air-conditioner, but ......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #362 on: June 30, 2011, 03:09:47 AM »
Seeme stops him because
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #363 on: June 30, 2011, 03:17:10 AM »
he just did it for the lulz
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #364 on: June 30, 2011, 03:27:31 AM »
Did someone say for te LULZ?
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Anyway, Stalin retreats with whats left of his Conscript/Mustache army, planing to rearm his Mustache armies with T-44s and IS-3s, while Churchill.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #365 on: June 30, 2011, 09:23:42 AM »
is getting drunk at the pub and being diplomatically grumpy. The brits decide to hire Kitchener's mustache to combat the others ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #366 on: July 09, 2011, 12:42:20 AM »
...but then they remember that Great Britain doesn't exist anymore 'cause Seeme stole it. Churchill is now even more grumpy and stamps on the ground like a small kid whose sweets have been stolen by some mean teenagers. His had becomes so red that...
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« Reply #367 on: July 09, 2011, 05:17:33 AM »
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #368 on: July 09, 2011, 12:02:46 PM »
Ouch. So Churchill bit the dust, or better, Churchill covered the dust. Hitler comes along and starts laughing. Suddenly, a squad of tusken raiders appears and kidnaps Hitler. They try to eat him, but he tastes just like if you mesh dead fish with dirt, so they throw him out of their tent. To save hitler,...
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« Reply #369 on: July 09, 2011, 03:29:49 PM »
Anakin Skywalker comes along, and uses his lightsaber to cauterize the wounds. After saving Herr Hitler, Anakin is swiftly converted to the Dark Side by him...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #370 on: July 09, 2011, 03:55:05 PM »
Because Hitler can't stop setting up Uberweapon plans, he starts drawing some drafts in the sand, and with a shivering hand, he finshes something that looks like an egg. He screams at Anakin: TOOOODESSTERRRRRN (Deathstar..)!!!111..
So they make their way out of Tattooine...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #371 on: July 09, 2011, 07:01:40 PM »
and the future Darth Vader slips on a stray banana peel which was improperly discarded by Mussolini.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #372 on: July 09, 2011, 07:55:32 PM »
Haha I had to lol hard when I saw your sig combinated with your ava, nice man! ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #373 on: July 10, 2011, 02:25:48 AM »
Mussolini is enraged that Darth Vader slipped on the banana peel and in an effort to impress hitler shoots him in the face. Much like :

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #374 on: July 10, 2011, 08:34:34 AM »
Darth Vader's Head immediately reforms, shocking Mussolini so much that he becomes senile.
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