Nonstop story.

[Rainbow Dragon]

But he finds a Tiger Ace tank and kills all the ringwraiths but then...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Gollum appears and bites off Hitlers mustache, where he had been hiding the ring. He runs away and vanishes behind the horizon. There...

[Killar]

waits angry Sauron to take the ring back. He got aware of the Hitlers cheating at the poker play, which was played with monopoly cards. Stalin decides to get the ring too. Not because of the rings power, but it belonged to Hitler before. So ...

[neosdark]

Stalin sends 10 million Conscripts to find Hitler and get the ring, but...

[Killar]

the player who should control the conscipts is afk. So...

[Rainbow Dragon]

Adlof hitler calls in a nuke which kills everyone around him including himself and stalin so...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Seeme comes along.

[Killar]

and tells stories about his orange. Suddenly

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

it starts raining oranges (some nuclear reaction) and mustaches (because of all the dead Stalins and Hitlers). So Seeme...

[Walentin 'Walki' L.]

activates "The (late) Red Tide".

[Killar]

And all the mustaches kill the oranges. Mustaches who are clued together by the blood of the oranges get easily replaced. After that ...



PS: Its offtopic. I wanna know how the story of Hitler and his ring ends. Not of stupid mustaches 

[neosdark]

Stalin emerges from the pile of mustaches (he was in fact composed of them) and uses his Mustache army to kill the rest of the oranges, while...

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Maxi starts a new map.

[pariah]

The pariah is looking forward to that.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Burro made a Lenin statue which is placed by Maxi. Stlain, getting angry because he hates statues, joins the map and sprays terror and mustaches. So the pariah..